The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi finally understands what the longest movie is, and he doesn't even know how he survived it.In just two hours, he might spend his whole life to heal.

When most people come to the mall to watch movies, they will eat their meals by the way.Li Yuexi is very glad that she chose an unpopular time.When the movie ended, there were still two or three hours before the meal, so he and Nan Xu could go back to their respective houses and find their mothers as a matter of course.

Li Yuexi followed Nan Xu, planning to say goodbye.Nan Xu stopped and said, "Shall I accompany you to have afternoon tea?"

don't drink!What kind of afternoon tea are two big men drinking!

"I'm full from popcorn."

"Then you drink with me," Nan Xu said, "I'm hungry."

Li Yuexi desperately thought of an excuse to refuse: "I still have something to do..."

Nan Xu said again: "I didn't eat a bite of popcorn."

Li Yuexi: "..."

Nan Xu said so, what can he do, he can only agree with tears.

The two entered a beautifully decorated fairytale-style dessert house. The name of the dessert was cute, and most of the guests inside were little girls and young couples.

Li Yuexi found a seat in the corner and sat down, erecting the menu to cover her face.

Nan Xu asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Li Yuexi huddled behind the menu, weakly said: "I can do it. Can you eat these?"

Nan Xu said, "Some can."

Li Yuexi ordered taro balls, and Nanxu ordered ginger bump milk.After ordering the meal and then displaying the menu vertically is really naive behavior, Li Yuexi picked up the phone and tapped to cover up his embarrassment: "Brother Xu, I have to deal with something."

Nan Xu said lightly, "You are busy."

Li Yuexi thinks that he is quite popular. People ask him to play games with him on QQ, ask him to play a game on WeChat, and cue him in the group. There are several waves of people every day. Sometimes he is annoying. .But now when he needs his brothers to show up, those people don't even come over and let a fart go.

In order to prevent Nan Xu from talking to him, he had to pretend to be busy.Li Yuexi clicked on Xue Ding's WeChat and sent him random messages.

[Orange Right Leap: You idiot. 】

[Schrödinger: [Black question mark.jpg]]

[Ju Youyue: Come to fight the picture. 】

[Schrödinger: Damn retarded. 】

The news finally came on QQ, Li Yuexi couldn't wait to open it, it was Lin in their small group of five @ him.

[Lin: Sister, let me discuss something with you. 】

[Lin: I will start my summer internship tomorrow, and I heard from seniors in the company that 996 is the norm.I guess I don't have much time to play the king, and I don't have the energy to manage the team's affairs.I discussed it with the squad leader, and we agreed that it would be best for you to replace the vice-captain. 】

【Lin: Yueyue, what do you think? 】

Li Yuexi quietly looked at Nan Xu, who was also looking at his mobile phone.

[Yu You: She's not online. 】

[Lin: Huh?She is here, I saw her head light up. 】

Li Yuexi suffocated in embarrassment, swallowed a few taro balls raw, and quickly went offline.

Nan Xu raised his eyes, looked at Li Yuexi meaningfully, and continued typing.

[Yu You: Oh, then she should have blocked me. 】

[Lin: Oh, embarrassing. 】

[Angela Stomach: It's okay, we'll refresh your chat history for you. 】

Angela and the squad leader frantically scrolled through the emoticons, and soon drowned out Nanxu's speech.

Li Yuexi's breathing became a little smoother, and Nan Xu suddenly said, "You haven't played King of Kings recently?"

Hearing the word "king", Li Yuexi felt her soul twitching: "No, I don't play much, why did you suddenly ask this?"

Nan Xu said: "I saw your circle of friends."

Li Yuexi remembered that he showed off his Des record before going out, and hurriedly said: "Yes, I play Des more now."

Nan Xu looked at the time and said, "There is a Des game this afternoon, watch it with me."

"……Oh."

"Sit down."

Li Yuexi froze.

Nan Xu smiled and said, "What do you think when you sit across from me?"

Li Yuexi slowly moved to sit next to Nan Xu, and something was stuffed in his ear, which was Nan Xu's earphones.

Nan Xu put the mobile phone horizontally in front of him, the screen of the mobile phone is so big, Nan Xu can only look sideways if he wants to see it.Li Yuexi stretched out her hand and pushed the phone in the direction of Nanxu.

The game is still in the preparation stage, and Shine in the camera has a cold expression, and his highlighted dark blue hair is very eye-catching.

Li Yuexi prayed that the game would end at the speed of light.I have supported you for so long, if you don't make a 3:0, are you worthy of my so many rewards?

As a result, Shine sent him a 3:2.Winning is winning, but the game that could have been over in an hour was stunned to work overtime for two hours.

After finally waiting until the end of the game, Li Yuexi naively thought that the nightmare was about to end: "Brother, the game is over, let's go back?"

Nan Xu put away his phone and said lightly, "It's time for dinner, I'll treat you to dinner."

...too much bro.

Watching a movie, afternoon tea, watching a game, having dinner, isn't this a fucking complete dating process?He has survived the first three items, and is still afraid of the last meal? !There is a way to send him back to the dormitory after eating!

Nan Xu also felt that after sending a student back to the dormitory at seven or eight in the evening, he released him at the school gate.Li Yuexi walked back to the dormitory quickly, dragged out the box, and stuffed things into it.

Xue Ding asked: "What are you doing?"

Li Yuexi didn't raise her head: "Pack up your things and run."

"Didn't you say you would leave in a few days?"

"The situation has changed. If I don't leave, I will be gone." Li Yuexi took out her mobile phone, "I will buy a ticket now."

Xue Ding was puzzled: "What's the wind, this is."

"Shanghai is too close to Beijing, it takes more than two hours by plane." Li Yuexi murmured, "Why don't I go abroad. Australia, the North Pole..."

Xue Ding said: "You might as well go to Mars."

Li Yuexi said angrily: "Do you think I don't want to!"

Li Yuexi bought a plane ticket two hours later, dragged her suitcase and took a taxi to the airport overnight.When he arrived at a house his family bought in Shanghai late at night, his father was cooking instant noodles in the kitchen.

Father Li was surprised: "Why did you come back early?"

"You may not believe it if you tell me, I'm here to take refuge."

After taking a shower, Li Yuexi carried half a watermelon into the bedroom where the air conditioner had been turned on in advance.At this moment, he felt that the summer vacation had officially begun.Since it was summer vacation and he was in Shanghai, the bad things that happened at school naturally wouldn't bother him.

- a ghost.

Li Yuexi turned on his laptop, QQ automatically logged in, and Yu You's profile picture flickered, making him feel complicated.

Fortunately, as long as he doesn't face to face with Nan Xu, he can still be a person.Now he is separated by hundreds of thousands of miles from Nan Xu, if Nan Xu can go to his dormitory to arrest people at school, how can he go to Shanghai to arrest him.

There is nothing to be afraid of, a real warrior must dare to face the bleak life and dripping blood.

Li Yuexi ate two mouthfuls of melon to suppress her shock, and clicked on the message.

[Yu You:. 】

[Yu You: Let me know when you see the news. 】

Li Yuexi resignedly canceled the online invisibility to Nanxu.

[Shiranui Huoyue: I'm coming. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: I didn't block you. >.<]

[Yu You: Well, I know. 】

[Yu You: Whether you will consider the matter of the vice-captain. 】

[Shiranui Yue: I want to play other games during the summer vacation, and the king may not play many games. 】

[Yu You: Because of me? 】

Yes yes, it's because of you, asshole.

[Shiranuoyue: No, I just want to change the taste. 】

[Yu You: I saw your Shiranui Mai's fighting power, and you are only one step away from the national standard.Are you sure you want to half-retire at this time? 】

【Shiranui: 0.0】

As expected of Nan Xu, he was well controlled.He has been king for so long and has never won the national standard.This season is the closest he has come to the national standard. It would be a lie to say that he is not tempted.

And... Yu is the senior.

[Yu You: Get on the number one, win a game before going to sleep. 】

【Shiranui: Good QAQ】

After logging into the game, Li Yuexi pulled Nan Xu into the room and said, "I haven't played for a few days, so I'll go to matchmaking first to find out how I feel."

Nan Xu: "Why do you still use a female voice?"

Li Yuexi choked up: "I'm used to it."

Nan Xu: "The voice changer can be turned off."

Li Yuexi turned off the voice changer, but not completely.He adjusted the voice changer to a subwoofer that was far worse than his original voice: "Brother, this is my original voice."

Nan Xu: "..."

A chuckle came from the headset.Li Yuexi asked: "Isn't it nice?"

Nan Xu said: "It doesn't sound good, it's too low."

You don't even think my voice sounds good, how dare you say you like me?

But he is not qualified to talk about Nanxu, his previous liking for Nanxu was also superficial.

Li Yuexi couldn't help but said: "Oh, brother."

"What's wrong."

"Do you really like me?"

After saying this, Li Yuexi's face became hot, and she quickly ate a big mouthful of melon.

Nan Xu sighed: "What have you forced me into, you still ask?"