Teacher, breathe for me

Just after the middle of December, City F was swept by a roll of red. Almost all the businesses and shops put up Santa Claus icons and put up Christmas trees of different heights in order to welcome Christmas.The whole city was in a cold wave after another, and the temperature continued to drop, but the color of the city became more and more festive day by day.

Qi Yan, who has a girlish mind of "eight-faced and exquisite", even bought a pet bell necklace online while it was hot, one for Erha and one for Huang.After Qiao Xiu brought it to Yihuang, the fleshy cat looked a little more cute, but as soon as he walked, the whole house echoed with the noise of "ringing, ringing, ringing".The consequence was that after Qiao Xiu arrived at school, standing on the podium, he would have auditory hallucinations from time to time.

Um?Has the bell rang for the end of get out of class?

Before Christmas Eve, Joshua had already unloaded the broken bell.

This strong atmosphere of Christmas spread even in the class. The literary and art committee mobilized the class fee to buy a bunch of colorful spray paints. During a big class break, some girls with ingenuity and some boys who liked to join in the fun started Tangtang rolled up his sleeves and planned to spray a masterpiece on the four sides of the glass.

In fact, there is also a little selfishness in it. The glass on the corridor side of each class has no curtains, which means that whether it is in class or at noon, Duan Chang can have a panoramic view of their every move in the class when they are patrolling. , Confiscation of playing cards and so on is a common meal.The witty students in class three clearly wanted to decorate the class, but secretly wanted to spray the glass, and they started creating with infinite motivation.

The little bells and moose sprayed by the girls brought a little festive atmosphere to the school, but the boys sprayed some horrible things.

For example, Duan Chang's face was sprayed on the glass.

Duan Chang is not old in fact, but he is always a little old-fashioned in dressing, a little bald, with rimless glasses that have not changed for thousands of years, and a face of deep hatred.The boys also showed the charm of Duan Chang's face vividly, and the scrutiny of "I saw you playing with your mobile phone" in their eyes was vividly displayed.

Qiao Xiu didn't arrive in class at noon. Looking at the four sides of glass and the huge Duan Chang's face, he froze at the door of the classroom and didn't move for a long time.

These brats are counting on me to be invited to drink tea by Duan Zhang?

Qiao Xiu walked into the class: "Hey, what are those things on the glass?"

"Brother Qiao, welcome Christmas and have a wonderful Christmas Eve!"

Qiao Xiu raised his eyebrows: "Why are you so excited for Christmas? If you don't have a holiday or pay, your homework will not be reduced by half."

"what……"

"Ah what?" Qiao Xiu said, "I will take the mock exam next week. Can you memorize the three liberal arts subjects? Will you? Can you pass? Ask yourself this three times a day, and if you have done it, then give me some nonsense. of."

There was a moan in the class.

Qiao Xiu patted the podium: "When get out of class is over, wipe off that paragraph for me. What does it look like? It's like a cult."

The boy who sprayed the paint was quite satisfied with his masterpiece, and was reluctant to wipe it off: "Brother Qiao, save it until Christmas!"

"What are you keeping?" Qiao Xiu glared at him, "If you leave it here, Duan Zhang will come to check my water meter tomorrow, clean it soon."

After finishing speaking, the boy obediently wiped off the spray paint, and sprayed it on Joshua's face instead.

When Qiao Xiu went outside the classroom the next day, facing the glass, he looked like shit that had been slapped on the face.

And it's fine to draw his face, just put up with being ugly, and there is a large piece of writing on the side.

What about "Joe Xiu Dafa is good!"

"Principal Duan Chang is nothing, Brother Qiao is the real beauty."

Lively, with the posture of a cult.

Qiao Xiu blew the cold wind in the corridor for a minute, until he thought he was calm enough to enter the class to face the bad boys in that class, all of them said in unison, "Qiao Xiu Dafa is good! Be safe when you join the class!", Qiao Xiu gasped out a mouthful of blood from his stomach.

When Qiao Xiu returned home to look at the calendar in a few days, he saw that it would be Christmas Eve tomorrow, and thought to himself: Christmas is really the most disgusting holiday in the world, and there is still no holiday.

Turn on the computer, open the document, and when I see the blank document and think of the lesson plan to be written, I feel sleepy.

Procrastinators must feel this way.

Fortunately, Qi Yan sent a video request to come over at this time.

There is a camera in Qiao Xiu's home, which was left by the landlord, and Qiao Xiu has never used it much.He plugged the connector in, and didn't expect it to work.

Qi Yan hasn't appeared in the camera yet. It seems that he is in his room or on the bed. Qiao Xiu can clearly see his pillow and quilt.

Then a burst of furry things blocked all the sight, what was Qiao Xiu thinking about, Erha's huge dog face appeared in the picture, sticking out his tongue at the camera.

Joshua: "..."

"Flash." Qi Yan's voice sounded, and Erha pushed away, appearing in the camera.

Joshua: "I'll wipe."

Qi Yan's upper body was naked, and it was hard to see if the lower body was worn. Qiao Xiu's good figure was clearly displayed in front of Qiao Xiu's eyes, and the beautiful mermaid line went all the way down.Qi Yan sat down on the bed, smiled, and kissed the camera.

In fact, he thought that his action represented a kiss to Qiao Xiu, but what Qiao Xiu saw was that the screen went black for a second and then turned on again.

Qiao Xiu said subtly, "Erha's saliva also rubbed against the camera just now."

Qi Yan: "..."

Joshua: "Hahahahaha."

Qi Yan: "You kiss me too."

Qiao Xiu: "Qi Yan, are you childish?"

Qi Yan: "I'm underage."

Joshua: "Ouch."

Qi Yan shook the camera: "Brother Qiao, kiss me quickly."

Joshua tapped his lips with two fingers, then put them on the camera and tapped. "Is that all right?"

Qi Yan also tapped on the camera with his finger, and then tapped on his own lips, "Got it."

Are you tired? Qiao Xiu thought.His gaze then fell on Qi Yanguang's exposed upper body: "Aren't you cold?"

"I turned on the heat."

"It's not okay to be naked like this with the heating on, you'll catch a cold, put on your clothes quickly."

Qi Yan tilted his head: "Then do I look good naked or with clothes on?"

Joshua: "..."

Qi Yan: "Or, do you want me to be naked or wearing clothes?"

Qiao Xiu: "I rely on Qi Yan, why are you such a rascal at such a young age?"

Qi Yan laughed: "I'm only a hooligan to you, too."

Qiao Xiu shifted his gaze silently: "If you're not cold, you should be naked."

Qi Yan licked his upper lip with his tongue: "I feel hot all over when I see you, why are you so cold?"

Joshua: "..."

Can't talk, can't talk, it's too obscene.

Qi Yan talked about what happened on Christmas Eve tomorrow: "I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow night."

"Are you cooking?"

Qi Yan: "Go out to eat, if you want me to cook, there will be many opportunities."

What did Qiao Xiu think of: "You can take care of yourself, don't book a couple seat, it would be embarrassing for the two gentlemen to walk in."

Qi Yan: "I've already booked a room for couples, it's still the one where no one bothers you."

Joshua: "..."

On Christmas Eve the next day, the class was full of noise and noise, quite restless, as if it was really going to be a holiday.

Of course, Qiao Xiu was quite capable of suppressing the whole class, and said lightly: "The simulated results of the exam will be released today."

The whole class fell silent for a moment.

"Quiet? Okay, let's start class." Joshua took out last night's homework.

This day was no different, he was still busy in the same way, the only time he was frightened was when Aunt Wu came over to show him his report card.

Qiao Xiu was startled, trying to figure out Aunt Wu's face, picked it up tremblingly and glanced at it.

Unexpectedly... the whole class passed the exam?

It's only a short period of one month!

that's amazing!

From failing half the class to passing the whole class!

God!

Qiao Xiu felt that he could shout a series of advertisements if he continued to sigh.

Aunt Wu was also very happy, and nodded in relief: "People, you just have to be tough on yourself. You see, once you are tougher, your grades will go up in minutes."

Qiao Xiu hurriedly nodded and looked at Qi Yan's results.

Damn, this test is [-]? !

Aunt Wu was even more relieved: "Those restless people, their brains are still very bright."

Qiao Xiu was in a good mood, and finally the political make-up class was cancelled, so he could go home early.Qi Yan told him not to ride the bike before, and walked directly to the intersection where they usually waited.

Qi Yan was already waiting there, wearing a black mask, when he saw Qiao Xiu stretch out his hand to beckon.

Qiao Xiu walked over and kicked him, and said with a smile: "You did well in the political exam, keep going!"

Qi Yan let out a "shit", and said pitifully, "Brother Qiao, you only praise me for this kind of thing."

Qiao Xiu raised his chin: "Who told you to find your teacher as your boyfriend."

Qi Yan: "Then I am willing."

"Let's go, where are you going?"

On Christmas Eve, and during rush hour, there is a constant flow of traffic.

Qi Yan: "It's a little far away, js area."

Qiao Xiu thought for a moment: "It's a bit far away from Luo Li's house."

Qi Yan: "So let's take a taxi."

Qiao Xiu sighed: "What kind of traffic jam will there be when taking a taxi at this point?"

Qi Yan pulled him: "It's okay, the third ring road is not blocked at all."

The car had been stopped for almost 10 minutes. After Qiao Xiu got in the car, his whole body was almost frozen to ice.

Qi Yan's hand was still a little hot, covering Qiao Xiu's face, "Is it warmer?"

Qiao Xiu smiled at him, but the driver was in front, and he and Qi Yan couldn't show their affection too blatantly.Qiao Xiu said in a low voice, "Your face has turned pale from the cold."

Qi Yan smiled: "Being with you is for nothing."

Going to the third ring road is a fast speed compared to the urban area. It takes less than three hours to drive to the urban area. Under the guidance of the driver's superb skills, the third ring road is within four to 10 minutes.

As soon as Qiao Xiu and Qi Yan opened the car door and got out of the car, the wind was bleak, and Qiao Xiu tightened his clothes.

"Where is it?" Qiao Xiu asked with his messy hair.

Qi Yan also looked confused: "Let me think about it."

Joshua: "..."

Qi Yan didn't make Qiao Xiu wait for too long, he chuckled: "Oh, I'm going this way, I came here during the day before, but now I can't recognize him at night."

The two happened to be walking against the wind, and they didn't know who was acting as a demon tonight. With such a strong wind that couldn't stop, Qiao Xiu just held Qi Yan's hand the whole time. Rice and the Red Army Long March in general.

When they entered the room, both of them were wearing killer hairstyles, especially Qiao Xiu, who was pulled in while still in a state of ignorance.With Shamat's hairstyle and innocent face, he looks like a mentally retarded person.

"Hi sir, may I ask..."

Qi Yan: "There is a reservation, VIP couple box."

The waiter's expression froze all of a sudden, and he swept over the two of them, "Please go this way."

They followed the waiter brother up to the third floor, and as soon as they entered the box that Qi Yan had reserved, Qiao Xiu was startled by the girlishness of this box.

In order to match the atmosphere of Christmas, the boxes are completely wrapped in red and gold, red socks and bells are hung on the wall, and there is a strong Christmas tree in the corner, which is not only covered with all kinds of small balls, but also There are small lanterns circled twice.Although it is a couple's box, it is quite spacious, and it is almost possible to do somersaults in the spare space.

It's all good to say, anyway, isn't that how the Christmas atmosphere is exaggerated, but when Qiao Xiu saw the Barbie doll in a small red dress on the table, he was completely dazed, and turned to look at Qi Yan.

Qi Yan also couldn't calm down for a long time, and turned to look at the waiter: "Did you enter the wrong room?"

The waiter replied truthfully: "No, there is only one VIP couple box in our store, and it mainly focuses on fantasy themes, and it is here."

Fantasy theme...

Surrounded by an awkward atmosphere among the three of them, Qiao Xiu and Qi Yan sat down awkwardly.

As soon as Qiao Xiu sat down, he thought he was going to sink, and the cushion was a bit soft.

Qi Yan silently put the Barbie doll on the table on the ground.

The waiter brother brought the menu, Qi Yan handed the menu to Qiao Xiu, and explained: "Brother Qiao, I didn't know this restaurant would be like this...dream."

Qiao Xiu opened the menu and looked up at Qi Yan: "It's okay, brother understands you, and you have a girlish heart."

Qi Yan: "Actually, I want to invite you to this restaurant because the menu of this restaurant is very interesting and suitable for us."

Joshua: "What?" He lowered his head to look at the menu, and was shocked.

He thought he had opened the math lesson plan.

The dishes in the menu are all delicious and attractive, and the names are catchy, but the price of each dish is incredible.

For example, a set of cutlery costs one yuan, but it is not marked with "1", so it must be written in tan45°.The price of each dish is the answer to the math problem attached to the dish.

Looking at Qi Yan, Qiao Xiu was overwhelmed by this "Qi-style romance". "You have great ideas."