Teacher, breathe for me

Qi Yan said: "Yes."

Qiao Xiu couldn't speak for a long time, so he choked out a sentence: "When did you add that part of H?"

A grass at the entrance of the village seemed to be hungry, and ate something like potato chips, and said while eating: "Oh, I thought about it later, this is the first night of attacking and receiving, I still have to be a little hungry." Just take it with you."

Qiao Xiu raised his forehead: "Are you calling it a little H? Hey, hey, Jian Ang has the most lines in this scene!"

A grass at the entrance of the village is still rattling: "Well... this show is just silly and sweet, isn't the bed the sweetest?"

Joshua: "..."

A grass at the entrance of the village: "Mr. Shuci, it's getting late. Let's finish the filming and go to bed early. Tonight I'm going to catch up on "Happy Times of Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law"!"

Qi Yan also started acting coquettishly: "Brother Qiao, let's start quickly, you said you would give me benefits tonight."

It's okay not to mention it, but once Qiao Xiu was mentioned, he exploded: "Qi Yan! How dare you mention benefits to me?!"

Qi Yan whispered, "Brother..."

Qiao Xiu frowned: "Okay, okay, let's start."

……

The scene in the script progressed to see Jian Ang sitting in the five-star presidential suite, waiting for Gao Yichen to come.

On the way to the hotel, the starlet Gao Yichen was adopted for the first time. She was shy, nervous, and chattering all the way, so Qiao Xiu's mustache skill was going to max again.

"I'm so nervous... Mom, I'm afraid, what should I do?! What if it's an uncle in his fifties? I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared!" Gao Yichen made a speech at the door of the room. There was a lot of chattering, and I was so nervous that I was about to cry, "Will...do you want to open this door?"

Then Qiao Xiu split into two voices, one voice was lowered: "Gao Yichen, you still have a chance to regret it now."

A voice cried delicately: "I can't regret it, I can't regret it!"

The lowered voice continued: "It's ok, what if there is really a 50-year-old uncle inside? Are you okay? Huh?"

Jiao Didi cried: "No, no, I can't stand it!"

Lowering the voice became deeper: "Now, listen to my instructions, turn around, walk along the corridor, take the elevator downstairs, and you can escape from here."

Jiao Didi's voice was a little moved: "Then...then go away?"

The door was opened, and Jian Ang who was standing in the room, that is, Qi Yan, spoke: "Come in...not hahahahahahahaha!"

Joshua: "..."

Qi Yan slightly controlled his laughter: "I'm sorry."

Qiao Xiu: "Qi Yan, you will laugh when you come in, what are you going to do!"

Qi Yan was still laughing: "I'm so happy to think that you will be fucked by me."

Joshua: "..."

A grass at the entrance of the village: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Joshua: "..."

There is still a grass at the entrance of the village: "Ahem!"

Qiao Xiu: "Are you alright, village grass?"

"I choked on potato chips so funny hahahahahahahahaha!"

Qi Yan said maturely and steadily: "Okay, okay, close, let's continue."

……

Jian Ang said, "Come in."

Gao Yichen was shocked and stuttered: "Why...how could it be you?!"

Jian Ang glanced at him, turned around and entered the room alone.

Gao Yichen chased him in, startled and ashamed: "What! How could it be you! Did I enter the wrong room?"

Jian Ang: "Shut up."

Gao Yichen: "You still don't allow people to talk about you!"

Jian Ang's voice was cold: "I adopted a celebrity, not a cross talk actor."

Gao Yichen spoke eloquently: "Isn't a cross talk actor a star? You talk nonsense! Why isn't Mr. Guo Degang a star? Why isn't Mr. Yu Qian a star?"

Jian Ang was still cold: "Do you have to mention Guo Degang before I fuck you?"

Gao Yichen was furious: "I..."

Jian Ang: "Take off your clothes."

Gao Yichen: "..."

Gao Yichen breathed twice, as if he was wronged: "Didn't I really go to the wrong room?"

Jane Ang: "No."

Gao Yichen took a deep breath and began to take off his clothes. All Qiao Xiu needed to record was Gao Yichen's quickened breathing.

The delicate and fair body of the little star was shown in front of Jian Ang. Jian Ang got up and gave him a bathrobe: "Go take a bath."

Gao Yichen went into the bathroom without saying a word, thinking angrily in his heart: What is this all about!While spraying water on the body, I knew I would go home!I knew I wouldn't come!

It was only a blink of an eye to take a bath, Gao Yichen put on the bathrobe, walked out of the bathroom, and came to Jian Ang.

……

Qiao Xiu clicked his tongue: "The future is too young, it's not suitable, Qi Yan is not yet of age."

Qi Yan answered immediately: "When you pulled my clothes, you didn't even think that I was underage."

"When did I tear your clothes off?"

Qi Yan sounded quite confident and convincing: "It was last time..."

A grass is still here at the entrance of this village!Qiao Xiu quickly said, "Yes, please." He decided to persuade Qi Yan from another angle, "Baby Yan."

The corner of Qi Yan's mouth twitched as soon as he heard him yelling like that, and cautiously probed: "What?"

Qiao Xiu said earnestly: "Have you done your math homework tonight?"

Qi Yan: "..."

Qi Yan: "I did."

Qiao Xiu couldn't believe it: "Really? How could you finish it in such a short time when you got home?"

Qi Yan sighed: "Brother Qiao, thanks to you, you often wake me up for no reason in class and give me a minute to figure out the answer. My answering speed is now a qualitative leap compared to before."

Qiao Xiu: "Go and check again, students, don't indulge in Two-dimensional, learning is still your main task..."

Qi Yan: "Do you want me to give you the answer again? Choose B for the first question, D for the second question, C for the third question, and C for the fourth question..."

Qiao Xiu: "All right, all right, record it, record it, it's really embarrassing."

A grass at the entrance of the village can be regarded as having finished his potato chips, and now the voice sounds like eating a lollipop: "Mr. The kind, the wanting, shy kind, understand?"

Joshua: "..."

Qiao Xiu: "The concubine can't do it."

Qi Yan said: "I believe in you."

Joshua said indifferently, "I don't believe in myself."

A grass at the entrance of the village: "Well... Otherwise, Teacher Shuci, I still have some Japanese porn in my computer. Would you like to listen to it and mobilize your atmosphere? Let me take a look. There is "No Money", there is "Love Tyrant", as well as Sakurai Takahiro H Collection, Suzuki Tatsuo H Collection... Or do you want anime? I have all the resources."

Qiao Xiu sighed deeply and calmly: "I'll start matching."

Qiao Xiu has seen people say before that all Japanese voice actors record H with a deadpan face, and Qiao Xiu admires this skill very much.

He reluctantly gasped a few times shyly.

Panting and panting after running sound completely different, but the essence is the same, which is to increase breathing.It's just that an experienced cv knows how to control the breath, which makes H sound ambiguous.

Joshua said, "Is it all right?"

A grass at the entrance of the village pretended to be surprised: "Mr. Shuci, did you catch your breath just now? I thought you were just breathing close to Mai!"

Joshua: "..."

A grass at the entrance of the village also said: "Teacher Shuci, please take a longer breath, that crying voice is about to come out!"

Looking at the lines, Qiao Xiu's head was about to explode. "Can you delete the one called husband? And why do you have to cry? Can't you have a normal sex?"

A grass at the entrance of the village talked eloquently: "It's cute to call me husband! Mr. Shuci, have you ever watched Fei Tian Yexiang's "[-]"? In it, the arrogant Liu Yan yelled "Gong" when he was H Husband, it exploded the whole universe of my cuteness. And the crying, you know that there are many people who are cute because they cry! This way shows the cuteness of Shou on the one hand, and on the other hand reflects the majesty and majesty of our president. So it can't be deleted."

What he said was convincing, and Qiao Xiu could only say: "...I will try my best."

Qi Yan smiled: "I'll wait."

Joshua: "Why aren't you panting?"

Qi Yan: "It's my first match, I won't."

Joshua: "..."

A grass at the entrance of the village said weakly: "And you don't have to breathe so much..."

Qiao Xiu took a few deep breaths to calm down his desire to smash the computer.

Qi Yan seemed to lick his lower lip when he heard the voice: "Brother Qiao, I want to hear it."

After talking for a long time, Qiao Xiu finally pulled out a crying voice, and shouted in a low voice, losing his old face: "Old...husband."

At the same time, a frenzied barking sounded, even though it passed through layers of walls from a distant place, it was still loud: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Joshua: "..."

He's going to smash the computer!

Qiao Xiu was so angry that the top of his head was about to smoke, and his tone trembled: "Damn it! Qi Yan, take the knife! Kill the dog!"

Qi Yan: "Good lord."

Qiao Xiu thought to himself, Erha really can do bad things!To kill!

He was still telling himself, to be calm, to be calm, he was so calm now that he just wanted to take a knife from home to kill a dog!

Qi Yan came back after a while: "Don't worry, Brother Qiao, Erha doesn't dare to bark anymore."

Qiao Xiu was still upset: "Let me tell you, if Erha makes such a noise when someone is cracking, I'll be damned! I'll be paralyzed!"

Qi Yan made up his mind and couldn't help laughing, as did a grass at the entrance of the village, and the whole wheat field echoed their laughter.

Qiao Xiu was still angry. On this December day, he was sweating from anger.

Qi Yan laughed and said: "I heard that sound just now, it's very nice."

Qiao Xiu blushed, "I don't want to shout anymore."

Qi Yan smiled: "Okay, call it in front of my face from now on."

Joshua: "..."

A grass at the entrance of the village: "The barking of the dog just now was too loud, it won't work later."

Qi Yan's voice suddenly suppressed Jian Ang: "That sentence will not be recorded, didn't you hear it?"

A grass at the entrance of the village was dumbfounded for a moment: "...Oh, well, then I won't record it."

Qiao Xiu petrified in front of the computer, Qi Yan's words, only Qi Yan's words were needed, just a word that suppressed his voice, so there was no need to record it?

Qiao Xiu didn't want to face this snobbish reality.

Who made Qi Yan the male god of a grass at the entrance of the village.

The two continued to play against each other, and there was a wave of rather shameful lines afterwards.But most of the shameful lines were from Jian Ang, so they entered into Qi Yan's shame play, and Qiao Xiu enjoyed watching the play.

"Chenchen, be good, sit up."

"I said that I will give him everything he wants. What are you? Get lost."

"What are you shooting? Don't shoot if you're not happy. I'll support you."

"Take this card and swipe until you are happy."

"You can play whatever you want, and if you lose, it will be credited to my account."

While listening to his baby's struggling to read these shameful lines, Qiao Xiu turned over happily, "Help me, it's so cute!"

Qi Yan said aggrievedly, "Brother Qiao, why are you laughing?"

Qiao Xiu: "Hahahahahaha interesting! This show is interesting! It can be called "The Shame Play Collection of Unflammable and Shuci"."

Qi Yan read the lines dumbfoundingly. At that time, he himself was sick and wanted to pick up some domineering president just to form a CP with Qiao Xiu. Now he has to finish every line with tears in his eyes and shit.

After the recording was finished, it was already past twelve o'clock in the evening. Qiao Xiu stretched his muscles and slowly smiled.

Although the whole journey of recording this drama was quite embarrassing, but after all, it was the first collaboration with Qi Yan in a radio drama, like a child with his own blood, no matter how ugly or stupid he is, he is still his own child.

A grass at the entrance of the village said goodnight to them and then left the room first. Now only Qi Yan and Qiao Xiu were left in YY's room, and there was no sound, it was eerily quiet.

Qi Yan spoke first: "Brother Qiao, are you still angry?"

Qiao Xiu's tone was quite haughty: "Why are you angry?"

Qi Yan: "If I told you in advance, would you not want to accept this drama?"

Joshua didn't speak, he thought, it should be.

Qi Yan continued in a low voice: "When you were watching Dad 3 at my house before, you said that you wanted to match a domineering president, silly and sweet, and I just wanted to be able to fulfill your wish and cooperate with you. Yes. At that time, I was only liking you secretly, and I didn't dare to say anything, for fear that you would reject me with a single word..."

Qiao Xiu couldn't bear his tone: "Baby, I didn't say I was angry, why are you criticizing?"

After Qiao Xiu lay down, he realized that Qi Yan had indeed lied to him belatedly!I am really angry too!But why was Qi Yan fooled by Qi Yan's aggrieved tone at that time?Of course, this is something for later, now, Qiao Xiu still loves Qi Yan so much.

Qi Yan: "Then you are not angry?"

"No."

Qi Yan shamelessly pushes forward: "Then there is no one now, so you can call me husband."

Joshua: "..."

Qi Yan is really the most shameless black-bellied monster in the world, and Qiao Xiu said that he has already seen through everything.