Teacher, breathe for me

The residual warmth brought about by the half-term exam gradually dissipated. Whether it was a good exam or a bad exam, how big is it to eat, sleep and sleep for a few days?

He has long since forgotten about it, eating, drinking and playing, he is another hero.

After Qiao Xiu completed the PPT of the parent meeting, he leaned back and twisted his neck.

Thinking of Luo Li's expression of "my mother, uncle, grandma" when he took Qi Yan to have dinner with Luo Li yesterday, Qiao Xiu could enjoy himself for a year.

Luo Li shook his head dozens of times, wishing he could shake his head off his neck, hugged him with his arms, with a grim look on his face, those who didn't know thought it was constipation.Suddenly he covered his face again, as if he was about to cry, his face was flushed with excitement.

Qiao Xiu and Qi Yan watched his self-directed and self-acted for 3 minutes like idiots.

In the end, Luo Li replaced the wine with water, and toasted Qiao Xiu: "Qiao Xiu, I never thought that you would not let go of minors."

Joshua: "Go away."

Luo Li turned to Qi Yan again, his naked eyes swept across Qi Yan's face, and he raised his glass: "Sister-in-law."

Qi Yan: "..."

Luo Li swept the faces of the two of them again, frowned and said "Tsk", "It seems that it's not right to be called sister-in-law, it should be...brother-in-law?"

Joshua: "..."

Luo Li smiled heartily, and then sighed: "But I'm really happy for you, Qiao Xiu, you're finally married."

Qiao Xiu rolled his eyes at him: "That's fine."

Luo Li couldn't help but think in his heart: Now he pretended to be calm, but who was he with that troubled face back then?

They mainly ate seafood that day. I heard that it was a restaurant opened by an acquaintance in Luoli, and the seafood was the freshest.

After serving a plate of nine-section shrimp, Qi Yan began his long journey of peeling shrimp.

Luo Li was dumbfounded.

I saw that Qi Yan's fingers were fair and beautiful, carefully peeled off the skin of the shrimp, revealing the glistening meat, dipped it in the sauce, and then put it in Qiao Xiu's bowl. Take it calmly and eat it.And throughout the whole process, Qi Yan was smiling, with doting eyes in his eyes.

Luo Li: "..." He glanced at the messy shrimp skins that he spit out on his plate.

Luo Li was dissatisfied: "Hey, I said, can you not be so tired?"

Qiao Xiu pretended not to understand, and said, "Sorry, Idon't understand."

Luo Li wiped the corner of her mouth with a piece of paper: "I don't agree with you showing your affection!"

Qi Yan peeled another shrimp, put it in Qiao Xiu's bowl, and smiled slightly at Luo Li: "If you don't accept it, hold on."

It was the first time for Luo Li to invite someone out for dinner, and he did so with all his might.

Thinking of Luo Li's stupidity, Qiao Xiu was in a good mood, and stood up to think about what to eat for lunch today.

Qiao Xiu felt that his cooking skills really needed to be improved, and he couldn't stay at the level of "cooking" every day. He should make a qualitative leap.

When he was in high school, he had such a passion. After cooking a meal for his mother, his mother had a fever the next day.

So that passion was almost wiped out.

Recently, Qi Yan kept telling him that he should not eat frozen food and takeaway all the time.

Always remember, there will be reverberations.

This weekend, Joshua finally decided to have a big cooking.

He went to the supermarket not far downstairs to buy some vegetables based on his intuition. After taking them home, he washed them, picked the vegetables, cut up the meat, and everything was ready.

Originally, Qiao Xiu planned to call Qi Yan to announce the masterpiece he was about to start, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. If he failed...it would be embarrassing.

He chose to start with simple stir-fried vegetables. Joshua still knows how to stir-fry vegetables, and he can be considered a veteran, but it will always be a little saltier or lighter, and the leaves may be old.

After a while of ding ding dong dong, he put the stir-fried vegetables on a plate, looked left and right, and felt that the appearance was not bad.

Then came the stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers. Qiao Xiu thought that frying ordinary home-cooked dishes should not be difficult.

Ding ding dong dong crackling.

The green peppers looked green, quite normal, but the color of the meat was so strange that it was a bit unreadable.

The last tomato scrambled egg, Qiao Xiu was extremely confident, besides being slightly ugly, he really looked perfect.

Qiao Xiu brought himself another cup of yogurt, and when he walked to the restaurant, he said to himself, "Actually, cooking isn't too difficult. I'll do it myself more in the future, eh."

I thought to myself: Fuck me, I am more tired than taking three math classes.

With the feeling that no matter how ugly his son was, he was still his own son, Qiao Xiu thought of the Weibo he hadn't posted since his birthday, so he took a picture of three dishes and one meal and posted it on Weibo.

Comments soon caught up.

"Mom, the male god cooks by himself..."

"What is the male god doing to poison himself to death??!"

"It seems to be barely bad, but...the male god is calm!"

"...We are always paying attention to the safety of the po owner..."

"Yaoshou! The male god is cooking!!"

Looking at the comments, Qiao Xiu felt a chill in his heart. He hooked the corners of his mouth in disdain and sarcasm, and ate the rice in big mouthfuls.

Another bite of green vegetables, isn't it tasteless, it can be eaten.

Then I took a bite of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, isn't it just a little salty, and I can eat it.

Finally, he took a bite of fried shredded pork with green peppers that he had never tried before.

"Ah bah!" Joshua spat out, the meat was not cooked at all.

The phone rang at this moment, Qiao Xiu took a look, it was Qi Yan.

"Hello." Joshua mumbled while drinking the yogurt.

"Are you... all right?" Qi Yan said in a worried tone.

Qiao Xiu: "What's the matter? Why are you asking so suddenly?"

Qi Yan: "You haven't been poisoned to death by your own cooking..."

Joshua held the phone, feeling a bit at a loss for what it was like.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Qi Yan panicked: "Is there something uncomfortable? Just wait, I'll go over..."

Qiao Xiu: "Qi Yan, I'm an adult, and I'm an adult who has lived alone for several years. Even if I don't know how to cook, I can at least cook it well and don't add rat poison to the food, okay? ?”

Qi Yan was silent for a while: "Is your plate of meat not cooked yet?"

Qiao Xiu glanced at what he just spat out: "..."

Qi Yan chased after him: "...Isn't it?"

Qiao Xiu sucked on the yogurt loudly: "Honey, don't ask any more questions, okay?"

Qi Yan stretched out his voice on the other end of the phone: "Brother Qiao, let me go over and cook for you, you are so scary."

Qiao Xiu: "Don't hey you, it's quite cold, what are you doing?"

Qi Yan sighed: "Either you just eat takeout, or you cook these scary dark dishes yourself, that won't work...or you can hire a nanny to cook for you."

Qiao Xiu had no choice but to ask, "Do you think I'm Wang Sicong, a wealthy man? Also hire a nanny."

Qi Yanyu said earnestly: "Promise me, promise me like Romeo promised Liang Shanbo, you will cherish life."

Qiao Xiu also replied earnestly: "Baby Yan, promise me, will you be that cool, domineering middle school boy again? Don't act like a bitter nagging little daughter-in-law."

Qi Yan smiled softly: "Little daughter-in-law?"

Qiao Xiu raised his voice: "Isn't it?"

Qi Yan lowered his voice and said: "Then Xianggong, come and love and love Nu's family."

Qiao Xiu admitted that in terms of shamelessness, compared with Qi Yan, he lost.

The two got tired of it for a long time, and Qiao Xiu heard the notification sound that the phone was about to run out of battery, so he hung up the phone.

After eating the remaining two dishes with no taste, Qiao Xiu washed the dishes, boarded the computer, and saw the message sent to him by Youyou.

[You Yi]: "Shu Ci, you are from City F, right?"

【Book Ci】: "Yes."

[You Cruising]: "Oh, I'm going to work in City F next week, but I don't really have any real content. I'm traveling, and I was wondering if I could meet you."

[Book Ci]: "Okay, I can come out on weekends and stay with you all day."

[You Yi]: "I heard Zhan Yitian say that you are so beautiful, I really can't figure out what you should look like."

[Book Ci]: "Listen to his nonsense. Let me tell you that he has an innocent and pure face. I can't stand it. I feel that being with him is similar to being with a high school student."

[You Yi]: "...Then what kind of dictionaries?"

【Book Ci】: "Huh?"

[You Cruising]: "I made a video with him, are we talking about the same person?"

Qiao Xiu twitched the corner of his mouth, why didn't you say it earlier?

[Book Ci]: "Then what, when will you arrive?"

【Cruise】: "Next Saturday."

[Book Ci]: "Okay, call me when you arrive, I have nothing to do on the weekend."

[You Cruising]: "Do we have each other's phone numbers?"

【Book Ci】: "... yes."

[You Cruising]: "I'm sorry, sorry, I checked, and there really are."

[Book Ci]: "All right, all right, come here for nothing, I'll be waiting for you in F city."

You Yi's personality is very calm and low-key, and he and Qiao Xiu are quite compatible in the circle, and being able to meet his two-dimensional friends is a happy thing.

But soon this happy little idea was washed away by the bad things caused by the students in their class at school.

The cause of the incident was the news that a high school student was killed while riding an electric motorcycle, and all major schools have stepped up their efforts to catch students riding electric motorcycles.For a long time, the school has not allowed power cuts and motorcycles, so students basically park their cars in the opposite community.Schools used to turn a blind eye and turn a blind eye, but now it is no longer possible. Every day after class, teachers are sent to the gate of the community to arrest people. Gradually, students are afraid to ride electric motorcycles.

However, there are some fish that slip through the net, and they prefer to take an unconventional path and fight against the teacher.

When the director of the education department was checking at the entrance of the community, by coincidence, a boy carrying his girlfriend rode out with a crash, and the dean scolded him to stop.The hot-blooded young boy just stopped in front of his girlfriend with embarrassment. Of course, it is the best policy to walk 36 times. He turned the accelerator and ran away. The dean was so angry that he lost his shoes.

The boy was also too excited to be hunted down. He brushed against an old man, and the old man fell to the ground.

Both boys and girls were dumbfounded, and the dean saw it all.

Fortunately, the old man had nothing to do, only scratched his skin, and he didn't blame the boy, otherwise he really couldn't explain it.

Originally, it had nothing to do with Qiao Xiu, but this boy was in Qiao Xiu's class, and this girl was also in Qiao Xiu's class.

After being asked by the dean for a long talk, Qiao Xiu returned to the office extremely irritable and depressed.

This happened to trigger a head-tick. This Wednesday is the parents' meeting. The school told the head teachers of each class to find out how many couples in the class were in love and who they were, and none of them could be accurately informed to the parents.

"It's really not too much." Qiao Xiu usually knows the couples in the class, as long as he doesn't go too far in class, he won't care.When the school's decree came down today, should he say it at the parent meeting?

Let's talk, and I feel sorry for the few students in the class who believed in him.

It's not too good not to say it, after all, puppy love is really a delay.

So entangled with nine twists and eighteen bends, Qiao Xiu stared at a certain question on the blackboard during class, and was caught in a ghostly train of thought by a chatter in the class, and he couldn't figure it out for a while. Where is this question stuck?

He looked at the steps on the blackboard, and his mind couldn't turn around for a moment.

At this time, ordinary students in the class can basically catch a while, don't think about the topic at all, and take the opportunity to speak.

As for the masters, they also began to calculate intensively.

There is also a kind of person, such as Qi Yan, who neither reads the questions nor speaks, but just looks intently at the young teacher Qiao Xiu on the podium without taking his eyes off it.

Liu Mengmeng saw that the class was getting more and more noisy, and felt that Brother Qiao couldn't continue thinking like this, so he picked Qi Yan who was the best in mathematics and shouted: "Qi Yan is a good man! Brother Qiao can't do the questions, go and save him!" "

The train of thought that Qiao Xiu had just come back to was interrupted by Liu Mengmeng's shout.

Qi Yan was caught off guard by being pulled up, but he still stood up calmly, and said after deliberating, "Chen... it's too late to save you?"

Qiao Xiu and him looked at each other halfway across the classroom, and patted the blackboard: "Come on, everyone, look at this question and think about it together. Qi Yan will tell me the answer in a minute, hurry up."

Qi Yan's old blood was in his heart.

This kind of final question asked people to tell him the answer in one minute, Qi Yan complained in his heart, Brother Qiao, do you think I am a Xuebajun (search question software)? !