Teacher, breathe for me

There are always a lot of things in the new class, and the last section is the class meeting.Qiao Xiu didn't like this kind of class either. He was a good young man in the new century, cool and domineering, but now he has to rub his ass like an old woman after a group of future flowers of the motherland—if only there were all flowers. , but a large piece of dogtail grass.

Before that day came, the whole class had already yelled "Brother Qiao, Brother Qiao".

Qiao Xiu briefly talked about the grading system for the next class. If the students who scored the bottom ten in the class at the end of the semester, they will receive a special punishment formulated by him.

Of course, what the punishment is, if you say it, you will lose the sense of mystery.

Then the class cadres of the next class, representatives of various subjects, etc. were appointed. When the class leader was selected, Qiao Xiu said: "Who wants to recommend himself?"

Being a squad leader is not a very good job, it is more difficult, tiring and more hated, and no one is willing to take it into their arms.

Qiao Xiu didn't urge him, he glanced down at the podium and saw Qi Yan who was sitting in the last row of the window seat.One person at one table, half of the table was hanging his camouflage schoolbag, Qi Yan was half leaning on the chair, and at this moment he also raised his head.

The eyes of the two collided unexpectedly.

Qi Yan shrugged and smiled casually: "Inappropriate."

"I think you are quite suitable." Joshua tapped his fingertips on the podium.

The rest of the class was still immersed in the inexplicable atmosphere, and they couldn't figure out how the conversation between the two started.

Qi Yan lazily replied: "I think I'm more suitable for acting as a facade."

Qiao Xiu patted the table and decided: "Okay, you will be the audio-visual education committee member and help the teacher to adjust the computer before each class."

The whole class was shocked. Teacher Qiao actually wronged the head of the school's unruly romantic boy to be an audio-visual education committee member!

An anecdote through the ages!

An even more strange thing happened. Qi Yan, who is always cool and domineering, did not refute this time, but nodded his head lightly and smiled.

Qiao Xiu seemed very satisfied, and appointed another boy with excellent grades to be the monitor.

There were four classes in the afternoon in high school, and it was six o'clock after the fourth class in daylight saving time. Qiao Xiu started to feel hungry, and he felt weak staring at the car on the way home by bike.

This class is not as good as he thought, nor as bad as he thought, but as a teacher, he still cares about every student sincerely.Whether it's the baby-faced little milk voice talking about Liu Mengmeng, or the double-tailed nympho Lin Qi, not to mention that bad Qi Yan, although it is annoying at times, it will always bring joy to Qiao Xiu's calm life. A few streaks of undirected brilliance came.

After arriving home, he took a shower, lowered the air conditioner in the room to 18°C, and sat down in front of the computer while wiping his hair.

As soon as I logged on to Weibo, I found thousands of Aite. After a little discovery, he released a new drama.

He is an old-fashioned danmei, and he is matched with a slightly ruffian son, who thinks he is right and ends up being severely suppressed.In everyone's impression, Shu Ci should be a gentle person, but Qiao Xiu knew that it would be easier for him to master such a role.

After listening to it for a while, he felt that his performance was so-so, and this time the crew did not let the voice echo, but he still thought that the performance could be more saucy, and the tone here could be more arrogant.

There have been three episodes of this show, and this episode is the end episode, and it's still a BE, and the ending is pretty bloody.Gong Shou had forgotten each other in the rivers and lakes, and when he was dying, his eyes were blurred, and a faint figure appeared in the vague eyes, a half-cut silhouette, which was the vigorous appearance of each other when they first met each other as teenagers.Then he opened his lips, called out his name, and died.

The ED was inserted without a trace, and the sad tune made Joshua feel tight in his chest, and then he began to sing.

As soon as Mr. ED opened his voice, Qiao Xiu was startled, he had a good voice.

This song is very sad, not to say that the voice is so sad, but that the timbre is excellent, the voice is full of love, and the articulation is also very nice.

Qiao Xiu dragged his mouse and clicked on the little pink webpage. After looking at it, ED is a club called [Uncombustible] and has no affiliation. It looks strange, and he must be a newcomer.

He continued to look through the comments, and most of the wailing BE abuse and crying shit were poisonous, and there were also some who yelled ED beauty crying.

From their tone of voice, Joshua was sure that this was a newcomer.

But the interest stopped abruptly at this point. Qiao Xiu has been in the pit for so many years, and his enthusiasm is still there, but he has heard too many good voices.So he won't like it too much or anything, just pay more attention, that's all.

The days went on as usual, but there were many episodes. For example, in a certain class one week after the start of school, Qiao Xiu just stepped into the classroom, and the top of his head exploded a second later, and the sky was full of carnation petals Flying down, Qiao Xiu vividly felt the scattered flowers of a goddess.

"Brother Qiao, Happy Teacher's Day!" There were fifty smiling faces on the seats.

Qiao Xiu was quite moved, and said: "Thank you." He shook the petals on his body, "But don't use this trick next time, it makes me too young and too young."

When I walked to the podium, I saw a painting on the podium table. It was drawn by an art student in the class. The brushstrokes were still young, and the painting was full of sun.Looking at the drawn self, Qiao Xiu felt that he looked like a young man in a cartoon, with everyone's signature on the side.

Qiao Xiu smiled faintly, "Thank you again for being so hardworking."

Lin Qi took the lead and said: "Teacher! We all love you!"

"Brother Joe, we love you!"

Qiao Xiu felt a little sweet when he was confessed by such a group of brats.

But, "Thank you very much for your hard work, but for the three questions I assigned last night, let someone come up and do it. Well, why do you all look at me like this? Whoever sees me the most seriously should come up and do the questions." .”

The whole class quickly bowed their heads and closed their eyes, their hearts were broken.

When class was over, a large number of people rushed up to give flowers, and Qiao Xiu was almost submerged in the sea of ​​flowers, and he couldn't hold them in his hands.

Just when he was about to leave, Qi Yan came over: "Mr. Qiao."

Qiao Xiu had no choice but to stop: "Yeah."

"happy teacher's Day."

Qiao Xiu originally thought that he was going to do something else, but Qi Yan shut up just like that, Qiao Xiu said, "Thank you." He was going to continue walking.

Qi Yan blinked slyly, took out a flower from behind like a demon, inserted it among the many flowers that Qiao Xiu was holding, and said: "I think this flower is very suitable for you."

Qiao Xiu looked at the rose, and then at the carnations sent by others, feeling a little helpless: "Student Qi Yan, you sent the wrong flowers..."

"No." Qi Yan shook his head, "Teacher Qiao is a little different."

Qiao Xiu didn't say any more, and left after saying thank you again.

It's just that the moment he turned his head, he heard Qi Yan's chuckle, which was low and blown by a gust of wind, and jumped into his ears. Qiao Xiu shuddered all over, and always felt that the laughter was quite dull.

When I got back to the office, I found that the whole office was filled with the fragrance of flowers. The flowers, large and small, were piled up together. The two teachers at the next table were discussing about opening a flower shop.

"Ms. Qiao." The sixth class English teacher, a young female teacher who entered the school with Qiao Xiu, came over.

Qiao Xiu nodded: "Teacher Chen."

Chen Lu brought a box over, "Well, do you like cats?"

Qiao Xiu was taken aback: "It's okay."

Chen Lu carefully opened the box: "My student gave it to me. My mother is allergic to cat fur and doesn't allow me to keep it. But I think it's not good for the student to return it with all his heart. If you like cats, I will give it to you."

The little white kitten in the box has big eyes, and a little pimple on its forehead, it looks very soft and cute.

Qiao Xiu thought it would be boring to be alone, so he smiled: "Okay, give it to me."

Chen Lu smiled happily, handed him the box, and pursed her lips: "Then... can I go and see this little guy in the future?"

Qiao Xiu is not stupid, Chen Lu's twinkling eyes and slightly red face, he knows the girl's mind very clearly.But he had absolutely no intention of provoking, he just said: "Yes."

Chen Lu smiled sweetly.

When he came home from get off work, he rode his bicycle carefully. He slowed down this time when he used to be fast, for fear that the kitten would be bumped.

When I rode to an intersection in the city center, the non-motorized lane was blocked, and a large area of ​​whining bicycles and electric vehicles were jammed together, all kinds of cursing.

Joshua was also blocked, he rode up to the sidewalk, crossed deftly, and finally found the culprit.

It turned out that a luxury car was stuck in front, and the car refused to drive away. The middle-aged man who looked like the owner stood beside the car and was talking on the phone at the top of his voice, ignoring the wailing behind him.Qiao Xiu took a closer look and found that his car door had been scratched with a long streak of paint.

On the other side, a tall young man was leaning on his mountain bike with a bag on one shoulder. Qiao Xiu looked strangely familiar, and took a second look and found that it was Qi Yan.

Qiao Xiu sighed, parked the car aside, and walked over.

As soon as he approached, he heard Qi Yan say in his extremely cold tone: "The fight is over."

The owner of the car yelled: "You boy wait! My lawyer will be here soon!"

Qi Yan, who was standing with his back to Qiao Xiu, couldn't see his expression, Qiao Xiu walked up to him and stood beside him: "What's wrong?"

Qi Yan saw him stunned for a moment, and soon curled his lips mockingly: "This local tyrant occupied the bicycle lane, and when I rode over, I scratched his car."

Qiao Xiu glanced at him, Qi Yan and him looked at each other, Qiao Xiu was sure, this guy did it on purpose.

The car owner rolled his eyes at Qiao Xiu angrily: "Who are you?"

Qi Yan snatched the words, and grinned with white teeth: "My teacher."

Qiao Xiu said: "Sir, don't you think it's unfair to block everyone's time for such a small matter?"

As soon as the words were finished, the noise behind him became even louder, and someone shouted: "Good job!" It didn't make the car owner half dead.

The owner of the car blushed, and was about to point his finger at Qiao Xiu's face: "Do you know how much this car costs me?"

Before he finished speaking, he only heard a sound from the side, Qi Yan kicked on the headlight of his car, stepped on it hard, and said with a smile: "It's expensive, I know."

The owner of the car was so angry that he didn't faint, like a pig who only saw his cub being killed, and rushed over in a hurry to tear his face.

With a slight dodge, Qi Yan dodged his fist, hooked him backwards, and tripped him.

Joshua didn't react on one side.

The inefficient traffic police could be considered to have come, they just pulled the two away, and ordered the owner of the car to drive the car elsewhere, let's talk about what's going on, and don't block the main road.

The owner of the car who didn't calm down at all started to complain first, saying that the boy who scratched his car jumped more and more. I don't know if he deliberately scratched his car and then kicked his own car light on purpose. Such a bad world will not be tolerated!

When asked about Qi Yan, he was much more brief - "See if he's upset, why should he occupy the lane I want to ride on?"

The traffic policeman was silent for a while, and fined the car owner for not obeying the traffic rules. Since Qi Yan was a student, the scraping of the car was offset, but he still had to pay for kicking the lights.

The owner of the car was very angry, but the traffic police ignored him at all, reluctantly paid the money, and said: "I will pay 5000 for the car lights."

Qi Yan: "Is there a bank near here?"

Car owner: "Sure!"

Qi Yan smiled calmly, and lightly said: "Then why don't you rob the bank!"

Qiao Xiu couldn't stand it anymore, "This car light is still on, can you stop talking like a lion?"

The car owner laughed indifferently: "I am a lion and you can just say it, you will pay or not."

Qi Yan crossed his arms and said coldly: "You should also know that if you call the insurance company, the compensation you will get will definitely not exceed 500."

The owner stopped talking.

"Let me count you one thousand, and I can give you the remaining four thousand, but I want to tell you how to give it to you." Qi Yan slowly raised his head, the sky had already darkened, but his eyes He was ruthless and cold, as if holding a sword in his mouth, "I will give you a thousand for one punch. Think about it for yourself, do you want money, or do you want to avoid suffering from flesh and blood?"

Qiao Xiu: "Are you crazy, Qi Yan?"

"Brother Qiao." Qi Yan smiled at him, the two of them were close, this kid looked pretty up close, with long eyelashes, and he smiled sweetly, "Life is too short, why don't you have some fun."

Qiao Xiu couldn't understand his world view: "If you give 4000 yuan in exchange for beating someone up, you really are..."

The owner of the car indeed saw that Qian's eyes were opened, and he replied: "Okay."

Qi Yan smiled, punched quickly, and said, "First punch."

Ten seconds later, the owner got into the car with a bruised nose and swollen face, took 5000 yuan, and drove away angrily.

Qiao Xiu looked at Qi Yan who was excited after beating someone, but he stood by and did not stop the violence at all, and felt that he was really sorry for his profession as a teacher.

"Brother Qiao." Qi Yan called out to him.

Joshua didn't want to talk to him.

"Teacher Qiao." Qi Yan shouted again.

Qiao Xiu was angry: "I said you are annoying, can you not keep reminding me of the teacher's profession?"

Qi Yan gave the teacher a pat on the back: "Brother Qiao, treat me to dinner, I have no money."

Joshua: "You don't go home for dinner"

Qi Yan stepped into the car and stepped on the ground, "There's no one at home, why go back?" Seeing Qiao Xiu's gaze, he added, "It's not an orphan."

Joshua: "..."