The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

There was a sudden heavy rain in Beicheng. Under such bad weather, the signal of the mobile phone was not good, and the voice from the microphone was intermittent.

"Tomorrow is my birthday!" Meng Zhou said furiously in the office while holding his mobile phone.

The secretary who came in to deliver the documents shrank his neck to put down the things, and shrank his neck out again.

Qi Yinian's voice sounded a bit helpless, "It rained too much, the plane was forced to ground..."

Qi Yinian explained to Mengzhou.

"But I was reminded last month that tomorrow is my birthday!"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Indeed, with one month left before his birthday, Meng Zhou had already started to make a point in front of Qi Yinian, and he would talk about it if he had something to do, lest Qi Yinian forget it, and Qi Yinian's ears would get callused. .

"I was reminding you last week too."

Qi Yinian struggled to explain, "I went to book tickets then."

"I booked the ticket for the day before," Mengzhou complained. "You only have work in your heart. My birthday is not as important as your work, and you don't come back early..."

Meng Zhou began to cry while talking, making Qi Yinian think what kind of peerless scumbag he was.

"I'm angry! You" Finally, Meng Zhou ended his unilateral catharsis with this sentence.

Qi Yinian knew it was his fault this time, so he coaxed Mengzhou on the phone, "I was wrong, I shouldn't wait until the last day to catch the plane, I will put off the work after I come back this time, and stay with you more How about a while?"

"But tomorrow is my birthday! Others have wives to accompany them on their birthdays, but I don't!"

Qi Yinian could see that Mengzhou was really angry this time, he was not coaxed by a single word, and he still insisted on his original point of view.

Qi Yinian frowned when he heard the announcement that the flight at the airport was delayed. This time it was really a coincidence.

It's useless to say more on the phone, I still have to go back and hug him to coax him personally.Qi Yinian didn't speak any more, and Meng Zhou was waiting for Qi Yinian to speak after finishing his speech.

Both sides fell silent for a while, only the sound of breathing remained.

After a long time, Meng Zhou spoke first.

"You're hanging up the phone." Meng Zhou said fiercely.

Qi Yinian didn't understand Mengzhou's logic for a moment, "Why do you want me to hang up?"

"I'll hang up on you first, and I'll tell you later that I dare to hang up on you when I'm angry." Meng Zhou said unwillingly.

Qi Yinian blinked his eyes, and after realizing it, he couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, "I won't," he suppressed a smile, "I really can't, you hang up."

"Hmph," Meng Zhou paused, then said coldly and without emotion, "I'm dead."

Qi Yinian heard the sound that the communication on the mobile phone had been hung up, and took down the mobile phone.

After thinking about it, he clicked on the name of Li Lanluo in the address book.

-

seven o'clock in the evening.It rained heavily.

Because of the weather, Meng Zhou asked his employees to leave work early today. When he left the company, he clicked on the flight software and checked. All the planes to Beicheng were grounded due to the heavy rain.

The first flight opened a day later, and by the time it arrived in Beicheng, his birthday had passed.

Meng Zhou put his phone in his pocket irritably, and drove out of the underground parking lot. The wipers worked crazily, barely clearing a field of vision on the windshield.

This damn weather.

Meng Zhou drove the car at a slow speed on the road.

His wife couldn't even come back on his birthday.

While waiting at a red light at an intersection, Meng Zhou's cell phone rang suddenly.

He connected to the Bluetooth call, and Hulu's voice came from the headset.

"Zhou, tomorrow is your birthday, have you thought about how to spend it!"

Live alone.

Meng Zhou moved his lips, but before his voice came out, a sourness and grievance rushed into his chest.

His brothers all know how to spend his birthday tomorrow.

His wife doesn't care at all!

Mengzhou felt sad for a moment, he gritted his teeth, and heard the background sound of loud metal music from Hulu, "Are you in the bar with Ergou now?"

"Yeah," Hu Lu's voice was sloppy. Hearing Meng Zhou's question, the laughter was pressed under his tongue, as if he felt that what he asked next was unrealistic, "Why, you want to come here?"

"I want to come over, what's the matter?" Meng Zhou said forcefully, "I let my brother accompany me to celebrate my birthday, is there anything wrong?"

"Fuck, my wife Bao didn't find a wife today." Hu Lu covered the microphone and said this to Gou Su, but Meng Zhou didn't hear it.

After Hu Lu and Gou Su shared today's shocking news, they picked up the phone and continued, "Then you come, the address is..."

Meng Zhou disconnected the Bluetooth call, turned the front of the car, and drove towards the bar.

When Meng Zhou arrived at the bar, Gou Su was crying and howling with Mai Gui in his arms. He saw Meng Zhou greeted him loudly and continued his howling.

Meng Zhou sat next to Hu Lu on the sofa with a dejected expression, and when he saw the white wine on the table, he was about to pick it up and pour it into his mouth.

When Hu Lu saw it, he quickly stopped him, "My lord, you can't drink this."

"Use wine to relieve your worries," Meng Zhou held on to the glass and did not let go, "Why can't you drink?"

Even with your capacity for drinking, Hu Lu rolled his eyes slightly.He opened Mengzhou's fingers and took out the wine glass, opened Pepsi and poured it into the glass, "Here, you drink this, it's specially made for you to take away, this shabby bar doesn't even sell non-alcoholic drinks."

Meng Zhou was silent for the Coke in his hand.

Hulu patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, drinking it stimulates the tongue like wine."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou raised his head and drank the Coke.

Meng Zhou didn't drink but became drunk. He put down his glass and wanted to hug Hulu and cry, but suddenly remembered that he was a man who wanted to keep the man's virtue, so he stopped there with his arms open without embarrassment.

Hu Lu naturally knew what kind of virtue Meng Zhou is now, so he stuffed a pillow in his arms, and said empathetically, "Okay, let's start talking now."

Meng Zhou obediently began to cry on the stage set up, "He doesn't love me!"

"He just loves his job!"

"I told him it was my birthday a month ago, and he still hasn't come back today!"

After a pause, remembering all the canceled flights, I added, "I won't come back tomorrow!"

After hearing this, Hu Lu thought it would be too much for him not to come back on his birthday.

Gou Su, who was soaring at the top, didn't even go up, and didn't even turn up the pitch of Meng Zhou's crying and breaking sound. He was attracted by the attention, put down the microphone, and moved to Meng Zhou's side, "This is the rhythm of divorce, even They don't care about the other party's birthday."

Meng Zhou who heard the word divorce: "???"

Meng Zhou was not happy, Meng Zhou slapped Gou Su on the head, "You are the one who is going to divorce, don't curse me with crow's mouth, my wife and I are on good terms."

Gou Su: "..." Isn't this what the young master said just now that Qi Yinian doesn't love you?

Hu Lu sighed, and looked at Gou Su lovingly. This silly boy is even stupider than Meng Zhou. He is the only one with the highest IQ among the three. Surrounded by two basins, Hu Lu instantly has the ability to help them out sense of responsibility and use.

Hu Lu first patted Gou Su, and comforted him: "Go ahead and sing your song, you can't understand it anyway."

Gou Su: "..."

Hu Lu turned to Meng Zhou again, and analyzed it for him, "Your matter, it's like this, why don't you say why Qi Yinian didn't come back, is there important work that can't be pushed away?"

Meng Zhou sighed, and said sincerely and lonely: "Because of the heavy rain, the flight he booked for today was cancelled. I checked, and there is no flight to Beicheng tomorrow."

Hulu: "..."

Hu Lu looked at Meng Zhou's serious and distraught expression, and thought, dog lovers, get out of my fancy world.

Regarding the cancellation of the flight, Hulu can't do anything about it, not to mention that he doesn't have the money to buy a flight route. Even if he can buy it, the flight route has to pass through the wormhole to avoid the rainstorm and catch up with Mengzhou's birthday. .

Hu Lu picked up the Pepsi on the table, found it was empty, took out another bottle of Coke from the plastic bag, and poured it into Mengzhou's cup.

"Come on, feel deep, and feel bored."

Meng Zhou looked at the Coca-Cola label on the bottle and felt something was wrong.

They sat together into the evening.Meng Zhou has rarely come out to prostitute since he got married, and the three of them have a lot to say when they get together.

But when it was past nine o'clock, Meng Zhou's buttocks were moving around while sitting on the sofa, and a sense of panic rose in his heart, and he couldn't explain why.

As time went by, Meng Zhou felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. When Gou Su came back from singing, he found something wrong with Meng Zhou. He glanced sideways at him, and asked with concern, "Brother Meng, what's wrong with you, do you have hemorrhoids?"

Meng Zhou: "? Can you think of me a little bit?"

But speaking of this, Meng Zhou himself was puzzled and said, "I don't know why, I feel flustered and it always surrounds me."

Hu Lu sneered beside him, "Why else? Because it's almost time for your access control."

Meng Zhou: "!"

Meng Zhou slapped his thigh.

He raised his watch and glanced at the time, "No, it's 09:30, I have to go back quickly, or I'll be late."

When he was going to get his coat, he complained to Hulu again, "You know my access control time is approaching and you didn't remind me!"

Hulu picked up a bottle of beer and blew half of it on it, "Didn't you say that your wife was trapped in the rainstorm and not at home?"

Meng Zhou: "I can't come back late even if he's not at home!"

Meng Zhou glanced at Hu Lu after putting on his coat: "What does a man want to do?"

Meng Zhou said loudly, "It's self-awareness!"

"You don't come home after ten o'clock, what are you doing outside?" Meng Zhou asked himself and answered, "There is no such reason for family rules."

Hu Lu picked up Meng Zhou's cell phone from the crack of the sofa and handed it to him. During this time, the screen lit up, "Your wife seems to have sent you a message."

The corners of Meng Zhou's mouth curled up a little, and he quickly took the phone, opened it and looked at it for a few moments, then suddenly took off the coat he had just put on, and jumped onto the sofa.

Hu Luqi said: "What? Your wife gave you a special approval note?"

Meng Zhou was lying on the sofa, bubbling with joy all over his body, "My wife wants to pick me up in person."

Hu Lu was first shocked: "Then you didn't take the initiative to meet him?"

The second shock is: "Didn't you just say that the flight will not leave until the day after tomorrow?"

Meng Zhou: "?"

Meng Zhou pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "You are right."

Meng Zhou turned his head and rolled on the sofa, "But I can't take care of it now."

"My wife came to see me in person hehehe..."

Hulu: "..."

Hulu raised his head and blew the remaining half bottle of beer in his hand.

I really didn't see it.

If Qi Yinian didn't come to look for Mengzhou, Mengzhou would take the initiative to go back, but now that Qi Yinian came to look for him, Mengzhou started pampering him.

He had to wait for his wife to pick him up in person before going back.

After Meng Zhou finished rolling, he suddenly saw the time on the wall, remembered something, sat up and said, "I haven't asked my wife for leave yet!"

Hulu drooped his eyelids and ignored him.

Meng Zhou picked up the phone, put his hands on the chat box and kept tapping, deleting and typing, and finally took a picture of the phone on the sofa, "No, I'm still angry, I have to coax him personally, otherwise I'd be useless." face."

Hulu sneered, my brother, do you still have face?

After a while, Meng Zhou suddenly said loudly: "My wife doesn't know I'm here, what if he can't find me?"

Meng Zhou looked worried.

Meng Zhou picked up the phone on the sofa and put it down again, "How should I tell him that I'm here?"

Meng Zhou stared at Hu Lu without moving away, Hu Lu took out his mobile phone resignedly, "Okay, I'll come, I'll come!"

Meng Zhou patted Hu Lu's shoulder in relief, "Good brother."

At this moment, Gou Su suddenly interjected, "Brother Meng, you don't need to talk about it," he showed his Moments, "Sister-in-law asked me in the comments just now, and I told him you were in the bar."

Meng Zhou took a look at Gou Su's mobile phone, and saw his wife's reply below, his eyes darkened, "You actually posted my criminal evidence in the bar on Moments?"

For the third time tonight, Gou Su didn't know why he did something wrong again.

He softly argued: "But my sister-in-law will know when she comes to look for you."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou had nothing to say.

Combined with the reply time in Moments, Meng Zhou suddenly became anxious when Qi Yinian was about to arrive.

"It's so late, nothing will happen to my wife when she comes out alone?"

"It's still raining outside, what if he gets wet?"

Hu Lu was playing with his mobile phone without looking up, "He didn't come over, he was in the car, how could he get wet?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

No wonder a dead straight man who doesn't understand love is single.

Gou Su probed and said, "If you don't bring an umbrella on the road from the hotel parking lot to the main entrance, you will definitely get wet."

Hu Lu looked up from his mobile phone, and was about to say that there was an umbrella at the front desk of the bar, when a gust of wind blew past his eyes, and Meng Zhou, who was still by his side just now, had disappeared.

Hulu: "..."

Ten minutes later, Meng Zhou came back wet with an umbrella.

Hulu blinked suspiciously, "Are you going to escort this umbrella in the rain?"

He said again, "Or is the umbrella torn?"

"It's raining too much outside." Meng Zhou responded.

Hu Lu was about to ask how old it was, and it made you so wet, when Meng Zhou said, "I'll just go to the rain and get wet for a while."

Hulu: "..."

Hu Lu asked softly: "Are you soaking in the rain to calm your love brain?"

Meng Zhou turned his head and said seriously to Hu Lu: "I want my wife to love me more."

Hulu: "..."

Modern medicine cannot save the love brain.

Meng Zhou patted the umbrella into Gou Su's arms, "My wife is coming soon, you go out to pick him up, he will take a taxi, it may rain when he comes in."

Meng Zhou returned with two umbrellas carefully, "Don't use the same umbrella with my wife."

Gou Su: "..."

Got it, I'm just your dispensable tool man brother.

When Qi Yinian was taken into the box by Gou Su, when he saw Meng Zhou, he first frowned, "Why are you all wet?"

Meng Zhou didn't sit on the sofa, but stood by the sofa.He lowered his head and said nothing, raindrops fell from his hair, his whole body was wet, like a dog soaked by rain, how pitiful he looked.

At this time, Hu Lu stood up and coughed, sighed pretentiously, and started his performance, "Da Zhou heard the news that you will not come back today, and felt that you didn't love him, he was sad, and he ran out in the heavy rain , with nowhere to go, we took him back.”

Hulu specifically explained here, "He didn't want to come to the bar by himself."

Gou Su secretly sighed when he heard it, he deserves to be a gourd, but he can speak better than him.

I heard Hulu continue: "He was thinking about you all the time in the bar. I asked him to drink and he refused to drink, saying that you didn't like it. We asked him to stay when the access control time was up, and he also said that he had to go back."

Qi Yinian didn't respond to Hu Lu's words the whole time, so he asked, "Then why didn't you go back?"

Hu Lu: "Ah, this..." Brother and sister, why don't you follow the routine?

However, Hu Lu is worthy of being responsible for the IQ of the trio, and his mind quickly turned around, "Because we think he is too humble, we hold him down and don't let him go, and ran out of the house in the rain, and there was no one at home when we returned. Take care of him……"

Qi Yinian narrowed his eyes, and said inaudibly: "Really?"

Hu Lu nodded with great certainty, "Yes."

Qi Yinian didn't look at Hu Lu any more, and turned to Meng Zhou: "But when I saw you in the photo of Gou Su Moments, you were still fucked."

Mengzhou: stay in a daze.jpg

Hulu: "..." It's over.

Mengzhou is over.

Gou Su: "..." It's over.

I am done.

Meng Zhou was still thinking of using pitiful tactics, "The cold rain slapped my face indiscriminately, but you didn't come back on the eve of my birthday."

Gou Su, the little prince of Maiba, couldn't help but sang softly along with the beat.

In exchange for Hulu's eye knife.

Meng Zhou finished talking about his miserable experience, and finally said aggrievedly: "You will lose me if you do this."

Qi Yinian raised his eyelids lightly, and asked earnestly, "Are you really going to lose it?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

What a man's heart is like iron.

Suddenly, Meng Zhou recognized his situation, and quickly changed his strategy. He moved to Qi Yinian's side in two steps, and held Qi Yinian's hand stickily, "Wife~"

Qi Yinian watched Meng Zhou hold him back, and raised his eyebrows indifferently, "Huh? You're the only one who still runs away from home?"

Meng Zhou let out a sobbing sound, and Meng Zhou diverted his attention, "Honey, tomorrow is my birthday..."

Qi Yinian snorted, "I came back by bus, didn't I just want to celebrate your birthday?" Qi Yinian glanced up and down at Mengzhou, "In the end you—"

Meng Zhou hugged Qi Yinian suddenly, and shut up the rest of his words. His rain-soaked cheeks rubbed against Qi Yinian's warm neck, "Honey, please feel sorry for me."

Hulu turned around and I was blinded.

Gou Su also turned around, and I was also blind.

Qi Yinian pursed his lips, blinked his eyes lightly, and tried hard not to raise the corners of his mouth. He raised his arms and hugged Meng Zhou's rain-drenched back, and said coldly, "For your birthday's sake, this time I forgive you."

Meng Zhou stood up straight, cupped Qi Yinian's face with both hands, and kissed him, "My wife, you are so kind!"