The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

As night came in from the window, Qi Yinian pushed back the swivel chair, stood up and stretched.

In the afternoon, He Cheng called to say that there was a little problem with the data analysis, and he needed his help. His tone seemed to be easy to solve, and now it is very convenient to work online, so Qi Yinian turned on the computer in the bedroom to deal with it with him.

Unexpectedly, the problem became bigger and bigger, just like the programmer's bugs were fixed more and more, and finally everything was solved, and it was already night.

In the computer pop-up window, He Cheng sent a message: Boss, how does it feel to work overtime temporarily?

Qi Yinian typed with one hand: It's the feeling that the high-paid employees are not capable enough, dragging the boss to work overtime, and want to change themselves.

He Cheng: ...

He Cheng: That's boring.

Qi Yinian smiled, ignored him, turned off the computer, and checked the time before turning it off, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.

Sitting in front of the computer for a long time, his body was a little stiff and sore. He walked out while moving his limbs. When he opened the bedroom door, he suddenly remembered that there was another person at home.

Qi Yinian walked to the living room, that chatterer was quiet for so long?He suddenly thought of a sentence he had read on the Internet, the children at home were quiet, they must be acting like a demon again.After realizing his strange association, Qi Yinian was amused by his own thinking.

However, as soon as he walked into the living room, he saw a figure at the entrance stealthily grabbing the doorknob.

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian: "What are you doing?" He took a few steps forward, bypassing the cover of the hollowed-out wooden cabinet, and grabbed Meng Zhou who was breaking the doorknob, "...are you studying how to unlock it?"

The latter turned his head slowly, "I'm studying left and right fighting techniques."

"And the door lock?" Qi Yinian, "The door of my house, did he provoke you?"

Meng Zhou looked serious: "My left hand represents freedom and responsibility. He wants to open the door. The right hand represents the dignity of a man. He doesn't want to give up his daily functions. He must have the value of existence every day."

Qi Yinian: "..." It's all about what.

Qi Yinian didn't bother to care about this silly white sweet whose brain circuit was different from ordinary people. He opened the refrigerator and took a can of iced Coke, pulled the ring of the can, and the cold and stimulating drink slid down his throat. Only then did he feel that his brain finally relaxed after working all day.

He wiped the foam off his mouth with his thumb, thought of something, and asked Meng Zhou, "Did you not eat this afternoon and want to go out?"

Meng Zhou blinked, then nodded wildly, "Do you agree to let me go out?"

The daily code of conduct of the male morality system clearly states that no one is allowed to go out during the restricted hours unless the wife agrees.

Meng Zhou didn't realize that he had been gradually assimilated, and accepted the setting that he had to abide by the daily code of conduct of male virtue like a frog boiled in warm water.All he could think of at this moment was to get Qi Yinian's approval, so he would not have to lose his dignity, and he would be able to go out and wander——

Great!

Qi Yinian took another can of Coke out of the refrigerator, went to Meng Zhou and threw it to him, then took the car keys and wallet from the entrance, "Come on, I'll take you out for dinner," he rubbed his temples, " I was so busy that I forgot that you were still there."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Qi Yinian looked back at him, "But you don't have to be so restrained here, you can go out if you want, and you don't need to ask me, a living person can't starve to death because of lack of food."

Meng Zhou gritted his teeth. Given that he is now in a position of asking for others, he can only respond repeatedly, "You are right, give me a blow."

Qi Yinian's movements were obviously fixed by Meng Zhou's idiom for a moment, and a second later, he opened the door and walked out as if he hadn't heard it. Meng Zhou followed Qi Yinian cautiously, walking on thin ice.

When both feet were on the free land outside the door, Meng Zhou checked first. The male virtue system in his mind was as quiet as a chicken, and he didn't jump out of the punishment prompt. He twisted his hips again, and he could still swing it. no problem.

At this time, Qi Yinian happened to turn his head and saw Meng Zhou's movement like playing Ansai's waist drum, and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou raised his arm and twisted it up and down, "Exercise."

The two walked out of the community. Meng Zhou was playing with his mobile phone along the way.He flew up while typing, replying one by one:

"It's on the road, it's on the road, we are all brothers, how could I dove you?"

"Definitely come, definitely come, what kind of relationship do we have, even if the knife in front of me makes my lower body cool, I still have to come!"

"No problem, today is Sao-huang at that bar, and I will go to the bar to sacrifice my life to accompany Junzi!"

Outside the gate of the community, Qi Yinian stopped and looked back at him: "What do you want to eat? Turn left for noodle soup, turn right for rice bowl."

Meng Zhou turned the phone in his hand and put it away, didn't listen to what Qi Yinian said, and snapped his fingers, "Go and eat by yourself, no, what kind of eyes do you have, you still want me to accompany you to eat ?” Meng Zhou pointed to the road under his feet, and said brazenly, “When I leave this door tonight, I, Meng Zhou, am a free man.”

Putting his hands in his pockets, Qi Yinian quietly looked at Meng Zhou who suddenly went mad with his expression unchanged.

Meng Zhou looked at Qi Yinian's eyes. Whenever the other party looked at him quietly, there was obviously no emotion in his eyes, but he was inexplicably frightened, just like a mouse instinctively limps when it sees a cat. .

- It shouldn't be.

Meng Zhou straightened his chest, squinted his neck at Qi Yinian, and said righteously: "We agreed, after marriage we will play our own way and not interfere with each other."

After hearing this, Qi Yinian nodded slowly in agreement.

Meng Zhou regained a bit of self-confidence from the other party's obedience, and felt that all the grievances he had suffered around Qi Yinian in the past few days had been swept away, every pore in his body was refreshed, and his mental outlook was completely renewed—as expected The code of male morality is not what men of the Meng family should abide by.

Just as a taxi was coming, he raised his hand to stop it, held the door of the car and turned around to salute Qi Yinian provocatively:

"Thank you, I'm going on a long voyage tonight."

Before the other party finished speaking, Qi Yinian turned around and walked into the community.

Meng Zhou: "..."

He looked at Qi Yinian's back, endured the unhappiness of being ignored, and pretended to be generous, thinking, it's okay, Qi Yinian has been bullied by him, and it's normal for him to shake his face when he's unhappy. As a man with a big heart, he Learn to understand.

The driver asked about the location and sent Mengzhou there.Meng Zhou opened the door of the box. At that moment, he seemed to feel a beam of golden holy light shooting towards him from the door. The grape wine luminous cup, the beauty brother was urging—the long-lost happiness was rushing to him, this wonderful It feels like a world away.

Entering the private room, the smoky air rushed towards the face, and the howling of ghosts and wolves lingered in the ears, but Meng Zhou blended into it like a duck to water.When the people sitting in the private room saw Meng Zhou coming, they all raised their wine glasses and made a noise for him to punish himself with three glasses.

A beautiful woman with big waves held a glass of red wine, "Brother Meng is rare, how many glasses do you want to drink today?"

The buddy next to him with a bad accent waved his hand, "Waiter, serve the wine, bring out your best wine, brother Meng is treating you today, if you don't get drunk, you won't return!"

Meng Zhou looked at the wine tray that was handed to him, and wanted to say no to it, but he took the wine glass with his own body and drank three glasses.

The alcohol content is high, and Meng Zhou's alcohol content is light, but in less than three seconds, the alcohol hit his head, he just felt a sense of pride rising from the bottom of his heart, he lifted his thigh, stepped on the low coffee table with a clang, and grabbed the man who was calling Mai Na With the microphone in my buddy's hand, I raised my hand to greet Huang Mao who was sitting on the karaoke table, "Come on, order "Drunken Butterfly" for Brother Meng."

The people in the box were quiet for a second, and then there was thunderous applause, "Okay! Come on, cheer for Brother Meng, music!"

The song switched on the TV screen, Meng Zhou flicked back the hem of his suit, and the melancholy little prince glanced at everyone present, skipping the prelude and casting a spell on the audience with a deep subwoofer.

"I can't fly no matter what~ Huahua's World~" He made a gesture of waving a fluorescent stick with one hand, and acted for himself, "So I am a ~drunk butterfly~"

"That page of your rules~ It's an understatement and understatement~" Meng Zhou sang deeply, "But I want to change my life, the nightmare that I can never escape—"

Someone in the audience below heard something wrong, and whispered, "Why did you change the words impromptu?" Before he could talk to the people around him, he heard a sudden burst of voice on the stage——

"Ah~~~ It's not a sin for a man to cry, cry, cry! No matter how strong a person is, he has the right to get tired~"

audience:"……"

The audience was dumbfounded.

A second later, a solitary applause rang out from the audience, and soon, the audience reacted, and the applause was driven into one piece like a rising tide, "Okay!" Someone shouted, "Brother Meng, come again!"

However, Meng Zhou didn't listen to their howls at all at the moment, he was completely immersed in his own small world, so absorbed in his emotions that he didn't notice the beauty with big waves walking towards him at the beginning, and missed the best chance to protect himself .

Hearing Meng Zhou's singing of "It's not a crime for a man to cry, it's not a crime" in the private room came to an abrupt end, and a loud "Don't come here!" There was a squeaky metal noise.

Everyone stopped and turned their heads to look, and saw Mengzhou's good-looking woman holding his body with his legs clamped tightly by his legs. Opposite him was a fiery red dress with a hot figure and a beautiful face. The pretty girl stood there with a "are you kidding me?" expression.

Seeing everyone's eyes of condemnation, she crossed her arms and said speechlessly, "Don't you all come out to play?"

Everyone felt that what the beauty said was reasonable, so the owl turned its head, and its condemning eyes fell on Meng Zhou.

Meng Zhou: "..."

In the mind, the voice of the male German system is still echoing, "It is detected that the host is about to lose his virginity, and an emergency plan is taken to freeze the host's crime tools, so as to scare others."

Meng Zhou secretly twisted his hips, woo--I really can't shake them!