Ling Sirui's parents in class two of the third year are a bit strange

Hao Ke took a look at WeChat, and the new person was added: wxid_7262***

Hao Ke: ...

It appears to be newly registered.

He recommended the parent group of the second class of the third year to Ling Xu, and sent another message to ask Ling Xu to add it, and then changed the note to "Number 14 + Ling Sirui's parents".

There are a total of 14 students in the second class of three years. The parent group is sorted according to the number 1-14, which downplays the sense of social presence of the parents themselves and emphasizes their parental attributes to facilitate work.

After finishing these things, Hao Ke opened the lesson plan and started to prepare for tomorrow's lesson.

After a while, the phone rang.

Hao Ke picked up the phone and glanced at it.

[Private Chat] wxid_7262***: Voice 7s

Hao Ke was puzzled, why didn't this person join the parent group, isn't it Ling Sirui's father?

He clicked on the voice, and Ling Xu's deep voice came from over there:

"Remarks changed to No. 14 plus Ling Sirui's parents."

Hao Ke: ...

Ma Dan, WeChat is not yet powerful enough to change the voice into notes!

[Private chat] Hao Ke: [smile]

Hao Ke directly pulled Ling Xu into the parent group of the second class of the third year, and then changed his remarks to "Ling Sirui's parent on the 14th".

After completing the operation in one breath, Hao Ke sent two more voice messages, which probably told Ling Xu to pay attention to the news in the group every day. If it was a notification from all members of Aite, he would deduct 1 to indicate receipt.

Fortunately, Ling Xu didn't ask Hao Ke why he deducted 1 instead of 234.

[Private chat] Hao Ke: Also, other parents can see what they are talking in the group. If you have any questions, you can ask me, don't ask directly in the group.

[Private Chat] Ling Xu: 1

Hao Ke was a little moved when he saw the 1 popping up on the screen.

There is always a feeling of bringing an elderly university.

At the same time, in the office of the Director of the Monster Administration.

On the projection screen, the WeChat chat page is displayed.

There were three people sitting below, namely Ling Xu himself who was operating with a mobile phone, Xiao Zhang, a technician who was holding a data cable, and Lu Kun, the head of the security team of the Monster Management Bureau.

Captain Lu has a dark complexion, a strong body, and is wearing a uniform. At this moment, he is touching his chin, carefully giving guidance to Ling Xu's WeChat chat: "My eldest nephew's parent WeChat group in his class is also like this. It is used to send notices and check homework, only deduct 1, and don't allow other chatter."

"Too many words make mistakes." Xiao Zhang, the technician, nodded in agreement.

"The current homeroom teacher is more terrifying than the general. He said what he said. Once my eldest nephew's father asked why he didn't deduct 2 in the parent group, and he was directly kicked out of the parent group by the homeroom teacher. He asked another parent who could understand to communicate." Lu As a tall man of eight feet, the captain still showed a sigh of relief when talking about this matter.

"It's terrible." Xiao Zhang also gasped.

Hearing this, Ling Xu couldn't help but frowned, as if he shouldn't have opened a WeChat account.

but.He also thought that Ling Sirui's homeroom teacher, Mr. Hao, should be different from ordinary homeroom teachers. He can cook very delicious meals and buy him ointment to apply to his wounds. It's cool and comfortable.

Wan Jianguo, director of the Monster Management Bureau, got up from behind the large leather-laminated desk, put his hands behind his back, came behind the three of them, and said meaningfully, "Ling Xu, I have something to tell you."

Wan Jianguo winked at Captain Lu and Xiao Zhang, and they got up to say goodbye, only Wan Jianguo and Ling Xu were left in the office.

"It's like this," Wan Jianguo sighed, and said to Ling Xu with some embarrassment, "This time the volcanic sheep mutation incident still caused some bad effects, and now the higher-ups are going to investigate all the monster employees in the Monster Management Bureau "Person Permit"...haven't you passed the test yet? "

"Human Permit", full name "Human World Access Permit", is a qualification certificate issued to monsters to legally enter human society. Monsters want to become legal citizens of the human world, live and work in the human world, and enjoy modern technological achievements , you must obtain this certificate.

To obtain this certificate, you first need to watch 1000 hours of videotapes of human behavior to become familiar with the basic rules of the human world, and then conduct a one-year internship in human society. During the year, the surrounding humans will not find out the identity of a monster, and After passing the final exam at the end of one year, you can get a "person's pass".

"Person Permit" is divided into multiple levels, just like the ABC license of a driver's license. Different levels of "Person Permit" correspond to different activities in human society. The lowest level is "Pet Level". If they are found, they can get a "pet-level human permit" and enter human society as pets—of course, ordinary monsters are unwilling to do this. They would rather squat in the mountains than be led all over the street by chains Walk.

Ling Xu is taking the "Junior Pass" test.

The so-called "elementary" is to be able to speak and act like elementary humans. The evaluation standard for elementary humans here refers to students in the third grade of elementary school. You can get a "junior person's pass" if you have the status.

For monsters, this is not an easy task.

Every year, there are a large number of monsters who want to enter human society, and only [-]% of them succeed in the exam. It can be said that thousands of troops cross the single-plank bridge. How to ensure that under such a large number of exam demands, the normal order of human society will not be disturbed. Secrecy work is the most troublesome thing for the Demon Management Bureau.

So, not long ago, the Demon Management Bureau launched a "helping" examination system.

Monsters, like human beings, also have blood relatives. When they come to the exam, they usually don’t jump alone, but in groups. In this case, the Monster Management Bureau will arrange pairs for them to form a family for the exam:

One yokai is sent to school, and other yokai relatives appear as parents, present when parents are needed.

Ling Xu and Ling Sirui, as the last two big monsters of the Chenghuang tribe of the Shanhai Ancient Clan, formed such a "helping" exam family.

The ancient tribe of mountains and seas was very prosperous in the prehistoric period, in charge of the laws of operation of the heaven, earth, sun, moon, mountains and rivers. However, as the aura of the world became thinner and thinner, the ancient tribe withered step by step, and many tribes were lost. Only one or two bloodlines are left in no man's land, lingering on the brink of exhaustion.

In order to take advantage of Huang Yi's prosperity and seek new opportunities for revival, Ling Xu decided to take Ling Sirui out of the mountains and go to crowded places.

Humans are very strange creatures. Although they have no spiritual power, they are intelligent and can invent many things that are more useful than spiritual power. They can use "electricity" to illuminate the night as clearly as the day, and also There is this thing called "mobile phone" to chat with people all over the world, watch the scenery thousands of miles away, and listen to all kinds of gossip.

People's life is rich and colorful, and they will never get bored.

Such a human society naturally also attracts monsters who also have the need for pleasure.

For Ling Xu, monsters mean the double satisfaction of spiritual power and appetite.

Go to the crowd to be full!

So, Ling Xu and Ling Sirui came to S City, met the people from the Demon Management Bureau, (fast forwarded) watched the 1000-hour teaching video, and started a one-year human internship.

In the "helping" exam, Ling Sirui is the pupil and Ling Xu is the parent.

"As long as you attend the parent meeting on time and sign the student's homework."

This is how the teaching video introduces the responsibilities of primary school parents.

However, the content of that section seems a bit outdated, and the content of the video is still black and white.

At least, there is absolutely no mention in that video that parents have to join a WeChat group, where they are available on call, and deduct 1 at the right time.

"Hey, parents are different now than before, it's not easy to do." Wan Jianguo said with emotion.

Ling Xu: ...

"You are the only S-level employee of our Demon Control Bureau for ten years. We can't lose you. You must pass the exam this time." Wan Jianguo patted Ling Xu's arm, "So, we decided to send you to the high seas The cruise ship carries out the task of catching sea monsters, so your class teacher will have no way to ask you to go to school to participate in activities, which greatly reduces the probability of your identity being exposed."

Ling Xu: ...

"Also, there is no mobile phone signal in the high seas, and your homeroom teacher can't contact you through WeChat." Wan Jianguo almost wanted to give him a thumbs up for his careful arrangement. In this way, as long as Ling Xu goes out to fight sea monsters for a year, and when Ling Sirui comes back, he will take the final exam. A full score in the test will solve the "admission card" problem!

Ling Xu was silent for a moment, and asked, "Do I seem to be easily exposed?"

Wan Jianguo looked at Ling Xu, and said deeply: "Yes, according to the big data analysis, the chance of your revealing is 250%."

After finishing speaking, Wan Jianguo was still a little worried. He reached out his hand to feel in the inside pocket of his jacket, took out a pen, and handed it to Ling Xu.

"This is...a fountain pen?" Ling Xu wondered why Wan Jianguo gave him such a serious thing.

"Yes, but it's not just a pen." Wan Jianguo showed a meaningful smile, opened the pen, and showed Ling Xu how to use it, "You press here, and it will spray out an invisible, colorless, The gas that produces spiritual power fluctuations, sprayed on the face of a person, can erase an hour's memory. If you are unfortunate enough to be discovered by ordinary people, you can use it to get away with it."

Ling Xu:?

You city people have so many routines.

But isn't this cheating?

"Rules are made by people," Wan Jianguo patted Ling Xu's arm, and said with a smile, "There are special rules at special moments, and now our biggest rule is that the organization cannot live without you."

Then you might as well just let me pass.Ling Xu thought to himself.

Wan Jianguo straightened his suit jacket and said seriously, "Of course, we still have to face it. After all, we still have a supervisory unit above us. The matter of this pen has nothing to do with me since you walked out of this office, you know? Now, spray it on me."

Ling Xu walked out of the Demon Management Bureau and looked at the moon in the sky.

Wan Jianguo's sigh echoed in his ears: "It's not easy to be a human being."

Shortly after the start of the new semester, there is the autumn sports meeting.

Hao Ke thought about pulling the last parent into the parent group, and it was enough to notify the sports meeting in the group.

Parents Group of Class Two, Three Years (36)

Homeroom Teacher Hao: @All Members Our sports meeting is about to begin. In order to increase parents' sense of participation, parents are required to come to the school to participate in the parent-child sports session. The time is 9:27 am on September 9.

No. 10 Miaolin Yongxin's mother: 1

No. 1 Caffey's Dad: 1

Mother No. 3 Du Tengda: 1

……

During the break at noon, Hao Ke made a count. Except for Wang Xiaoyu's mother who couldn't come, and her father who was not in the area, all other parents deducted 1.

No, there was another person who was motionless.

Didn't you see it?

Homeroom Teacher Hao: @14号Ling Sirui's parent?