After the power band is biased
Chapter 82
Until the exchange meeting started, Shi Guang's whole mind was still immersed in Zhi Yun.
Being stared at so intently, Zhiyun naturally noticed it, and she simply walked to Shiguang's side generously, and said with a smile: "Little cutie, this is something that reminds me of the mortal world, have you fallen in love with my sister?".
Shi Guang's eyes brightened, and he asked tentatively, "Longevity Village?".
Zhiyun puffed and laughed out loud: "Not only Changshou Village, but also Longxiang Ancient City."
Shi Shi's breathing was tight, and with great excitement, he grabbed Zhiyun's hand and said incoherently: "Da Li, so you have recognized me a long time ago, I'm sorry, it's my fault, if there is not an old woman Trapped me, I will not break my promise."
Zhiyun's eyes flickered slightly, he didn't deny or admit it, he just held back the smile on his lips, brushed Shi Guang's hand away coldly, turned around and left: "Mr. - a woman."
- Words - deeds, can be said to be very humble.
The time when I had doubts in my heart, I immediately believed it, and followed Zhiyun step by step to beg for mercy: "No, sister, I only have you in my heart. After the conference is over, I will explain it to you again, no matter what you want. I will be punished no matter what."
A veteran boss, a rising star, and both of them are good-looking people, and their actions can easily attract the attention of others.
"Wow~" Several gods and witches exclaimed: "Mr. Time is so fierce, he confessed to the Demon Ancestor in public, ah, ah, I'm dead."
The sound was so loud that people who didn't pay attention to this side were also attracted. The arena fell silent for a moment, only the sound of people coming and going on the ring and chanting mantras could be heard.
The old woman Li Yi crushed the teacup in her hand, and stared coldly at Shi Shi: "It's indecent in public places, Mr. Shi Guang should pay attention to some influence, and you, Zhiyun, are you sick?".
"Pfft..." Hua Yao snickered, "Auntie hates gods who misbehave in formal occasions, this is a good show."
The water god covered his mouth: "I think the behavior of the Demon Ancestor is strange, which is very different from the past. Aren't they mother and daughter?".
Hua Yao: "I don't understand, some people like the feeling of taboo, such as Hua Guangjun, and, didn't you see it, my aunt is jealous... woo woo woo...".
Seeing that Hua Yao had been given the silence technique, the water god hurriedly lowered his head and hid himself.
"You are the only one who is sick." Shi Shi replied unceremoniously: "Which rule of heaven violated in dating, did it touch the pain of Teacher Hua and arouse the anger of being a single dog?".
"Hahahaha" Zhiyun couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: "Hua Li, you also have today, laugh me to death".
Invisible light waves spread from Huali's body, with her as the center, the tables and chairs within a 50-meter radius instantly vanished into nothingness, and everyone was silent except for Zhiyun's laughter.
Her Da Li would never laugh at others like this in public.
However, perhaps under the influence of the main soul, Shi Guang shook his head to dispel the sudden doubt in his heart.
"Very good" Hua Li got up, directly took out the dust-cleaning furnace, and said with a smirk: "There are a lot of people here, why don't I change the two of you to a clean place, how about it?".
"No, Teacher Hua, it's time for me to participate in the competition. Then, I will go by myself." Time recalled his promise to his second uncle to win the championship, and the joy of finding Li Wei receded a little, and his reason came online instantly.
I have to say that this move is very useful for Hua Li, a god who abides by the rules of heaven. She tried her best to suppress her anger, looked at time with a gloomy expression, raised her hand, took out a chair and sat down again .
However, the dust-cleaning stove suspended in mid-air has never been taken back.
"I've never seen an unsmiling emperor, my childhood is over." Si Ming trembled all over, and silently backed away again.
Shi Guang exhaled lightly, pushing Zhi Yun forward.
To be honest, facing Hua Li at this moment, she is also a little timid, it must be because of the dean's order and the clean dust furnace.
The content of the Taoism Debate Competition is different from ordinary examination papers. It not only tests theoretical knowledge, but also focuses on the practical experience of fighting spells. Generally speaking, the more spells you know, the greater the probability of victory.
Participants only have one chance to be on stage, and to win the championship, they only need to pk until no one dares to challenge again.
Therefore, in the previous sessions, Time would take advantage of this loophole and wait until the end. With a few good words, Zhihua or Xiaoliangmin, who had been standing on the stage, were fooled into admitting defeat and easily won the championship. This is also true. Why are there rumors that she won the championship by virtue of her beauty?
This time, Shi Shi had the same plan, however, things backfired, and Xiao Liangmin and Zhihua were unexpectedly defeated by an unknown little demon girl.
Seeing that the champion was about to fall into her hands, Shi Guang had no choice but to bite the bullet and enter the ring.
The little demon girl has a strong hostility towards Time: "Mr. Time, I am not your old friend. I advise you to admit defeat on your own initiative, and don't bring yourself to be humiliated."
Time hehe—laughed, with an extremely unserious appearance: "That doesn't mean who wins and who loses."
Little Demon Girl: "Laughing to death, who doesn't know that you are at the bottom of the Taoism class, even if you want to win the promise of the Demon Ancestor and the Emperor, don't overestimate your capabilities and go up to take your own humiliation, okay?".
Could it be that the reward for this championship is a promise made by Zhiyun and Huali?
Huali's, she is not very rare, but Zhiyun's, then she must take it, Shi Shi flexed his wrists, secretly making up his mind.
"Hmph~ dare to insult my emperor, see if I don't teach you a good lesson." The little demon girl formed a formation, raised her energy and gathered her strength, and opened her mouth to say a long spell of killing gods.
Countless golden runes pressed on Shi Shi, forcing her to retreat steadily, and she was about to be forced off the ring when Shi Shi suddenly spoke, with witty words, on the surface it sounded nothing wrong, but if you listen carefully, you will know, What she recited was not any incantation at all, except for dozens of essence characters that popped up occasionally, the rest were all cursing.
What's even more unexpected is that just like that, the God-killing curse was easily resolved.
Not only the God-killing curse, no matter what spell the little demon girl used, she was beaten back by Shi Shi's set. In the end, the little demon girl was so angry that she stopped using the spell and started cursing directly. As you can imagine, Shi Guang won the championship.
Facing the strange gazes from the bigwigs of the six worlds, Hua Li, who is Shi Shi's nominal mentor, covered his face in shame, and said, "I'm ashamed to say, Mr. Shi Shi came back and never entered my class. How can you be so low at such a low level?" If we can win the championship, the Taoism of the Six Realms in the future will be worrying."
Big guys: "...".
Zhiyun happily stepped forward, embracing Shi Guang's arm, extremely proud: "You know wool, our little cutie, this is the key point of all the spells, and cursing is a new type of interference for opponents." Tactics, champions, well deserved!".
She tilted her head and looked at Shi Shi with burning eyes: "Right, cutie!".
"Yes, right?" Shi Guang looked away guilty.
Da Li was disappointed, in fact, she only remembered these incantations, cursing was just for the time, it was really not that complicated, but she expected to make the little demon girl cry.
Seeing the two women sticking together again, Hua Li felt that it wasn't an eyesore, so she got up and announced: "This is the end of the competition. Except for the champion, the rewards will be distributed in three days. If you have nothing to do, you can leave on your own." Bar"
I thought that there would be something different this year with the participation of Huali and Zhiyun, but I didn't expect that it would be a farce like the previous ones, which made everyone lose interest in staying any longer. Huali's words came out , Everyone bid farewell.
"Congratulations to Mr. Hua Guang for winning the championship again"
"Let's go, let's go back and hold a celebration banquet, and we will clean up the dust for Mr. Huaguang."
The gods, who usually do not deal with time, are very flattering at the moment.
The God of Water - Ma took the lead, squeezed to Shi Guang's side, and said in a low voice: "Make a deal, you let Emperor Huali marry me, and I will give you whatever stepdad you want."
"Get out, and, if you change my name indiscriminately again, I'll kill you!" Time was annoyed—kicked Water God away. Although she didn't like Huali, she wouldn't joke about women's marriages.
Hua Li glanced at Shi Shi in surprise, moved her fingertips, and directly suppressed the water god's words: "Tell me, what is your request, as long as it does not violate the principles and does not touch the bottom line, it is fine."
This time, Wushen no longer dared to speak without fear of death.
Zhiyun is not far behind: "Little cutie, my sister can satisfy you whatever you want."
Shi Guang shook his head, turned around and looked at Zhi Yun: "Sister, I want to stay in the Demon Realm and stay by your side, is that okay?".
In fact, she thought that she would definitely make the request of letting her live forever, but looking at Zhiyun, she no longer had that kind of worldly desire, and she had to sigh that Emperor Huali's dust-cleaning stove is really powerful.
In other words, she was actually a temporary novelty towards Da Li. Previously, she was only distracted by a mortal body. Her essence is a ruthless and lustless little pure. What should I do? If Da Li wants to, She is not interested, whether she will break up directly, Shi Guang's mind is full of thoughts, and her brows are frowning together in worry.
"It's clever." Hua Li snorted coldly, retracted the dust-cleaning stove, turned and left.
"Okay." The disappointment in Zhiyun's eyes flashed past, and he took Shi Shi's arm and said, "Sister will take you to my newly built palace. From now on, we will live there, how about it?".
"Good" Shi nodded.
Zhiyun's newly built palace is not as grand as imagined, but it is full of warmth, just like the three-bedroom hall of ordinary people in the world. The decoration style is also the simple style she likes, but the materials used are all inspirational Jing, time is very satisfying.
Zhiyun dragged Shi Shi to the master bedroom, and deliberately brought her to the big red wedding bed: "This is our room, and the rest will be used by our children in the future."
Shi Shi's body was stiff, he clasped his palms tightly, and after thinking about her as his wife three times, he resisted the urge to push Zhiyun away, and said with difficulty: "Actually, children are quite annoying, let's not have them, sister."
It's over, now physical contact is so unacceptable, and the soul and soul are in harmony, I dare not even think about it.
"Well, don't want it if you don't want it." Zhiyun lifted Shiguang's chin, and gradually pressed it to her lips.
Time's expression twisted instantly.
The cold touch on the lips was fleeting, Zhiyun pushed away the time, and said displeasedly: "There are so many beauties in the six worlds waiting for my favor, just you - a shit-eating expression, love everywhere, no old lady change, Don't waste your time."
Even though it was just a touch, Shi Shi still noticed something strange, and she was so angry that she punched and kicked Zhiyun, "You fucking, it's not my Dali at all!".
Zhiyun avoids it, and the rascal said: "I never said that I am Li Wei, what does it matter if you send it to the door yourself?".
"You~" Shi Shi shot even more fiercely, in a desperate state.
Seeing that the new house he had just built was about to be destroyed, Zhiyun hurriedly begged for mercy: "Just kidding, as for what, you might as well go find her if you have the time."
Time action - Pause, calm down, and turn around without hesitation: "Next time we meet, I will never die!".
"Just like that woman that much?" The sadness in Zhiyun's eyes flashed past: "How did you recognize it?".
"Soul Contract"
Time's cold voice came from outside.
Zhiyun sighed, feeling a little lonely, and fell on the bed. It was rare to see an interesting child, but her heart was in someone else's house. Fortunately, Hua Li was with her. She was single, and there was still hope in the future. of.
It took a lot of time—a whole day to search the entire demon world, but she couldn't find the person she was looking for, so she had to put her last hope in the heaven.
She went back to Shenjun Academy, but found that she couldn't get in at all, so she had to wait outside the door for Bagua Shenjun. After waiting for three hours, he slowly walked out from the academy.
"Mr. Time, why are you back?" God of Gossip looked around, pulled her to a hidden corner, and said mysteriously: "Your behavior of betraying the academy yesterday caused Emperor Huali to expel you from the academy. I know what's going on, Dijun is very angry today, I advise you to stay out of Dijun's sight."
"Yeah." Time nodded disapprovingly: "You are well-informed, I want to ask you something, in the heavens, is there any god who has not gone through the official channels to survive the catastrophe, and has only recently returned."
The gossip god groaned for a moment, then shook his head: "As far as I know, no, don't look for comfort, the one who committed a crime recently is you—God."
Shi Shi's expression froze: "Think about it again"
"No matter how hard you think about it," the gossip god was a little impatient.
"Di...Dijun" Suddenly, he widened his eyes, covered his mouth, and looked behind Shi Shi tremblingly.
— An invisible murderous aura hit her heart, Shi Shi turned around, and met — a pair of charming and deep ink pupils.
"Old...what are you doing?" Shi Guang was stared at by these extremely coquettish eyes—feeling faint, the words "old woman" stuck in his throat, and he couldn't yell anymore: "I'm also from heaven, I can't come back yet." ?".
"Of course." Hua Li smiled slightly, and said softly, "Don't be nervous, I'm an old woman, what else can I do to a child? I won't punish you."
Shi Guang's heart was trembling for a while, and he ran away subconsciously.
Hua Li clasped her hand, and used the cleansing technique over and over on her body: "Go to the Demon Realm, why is it so dirty, Lord Shiguang didn't find the person he was looking for in the Demon Realm, so he ran back ?".
Shi Shi withdrew his hand: "It's none of your business, I go back wherever I like."
Today's Hua Li is strange, could it be that he was stimulated by something and hurt his brain?
"Very good." Hua Li's ink pupils became deeper, and she wiped Shi Guang's lips with her fingertips, with a bit of ruthlessness: "In the future, if Lord Shi Guang wants to enter the academy, he must first recite five hundred mantras, and then kneel on the Behind the gate of the college."
After speaking, he turned and left without looking back.
"Are you sick?" Shi Guang spat secretly, and pushed the gossip god: "Is she awake or am I awake?".
"No" the expression of the gossip god-congealed: "I didn't wake up!".
"Get out" time kicked - foot gossip god: "Where is the order, where is it?".
God of Gossip: "Actually, I'm curious, why does Time Lord not use his mobile phone to contact himself, but insists on running around, is it fun?".
Time: "Yes, it's just for fun, let's talk!".
If it hadn't been confiscated by the second uncle, what would she have done for her?
"I heard that I was working for the emperor, but where did I go to Laojun?"
Shi Shi got the exact answer from the gossip god, and rushed over with a teleportation.
"Isn't it just the return of love and soul? With the emperor's cultivation base, mere love/desire can't hinder her. Why bother with this Wangqing pill, and I have to refine it within today. In my opinion, you are specially sent to torture me Bar"
"We don't understand Dijun's thoughts. Hey, if I knew it, I wouldn't run to find Dijun. Otherwise, how could I take up this job?"
As soon as time landed, she heard the conversation between Si Ming and Lao Jun, her foot slipped, and she just fell in front of Si Ming.
"Yo~ Master Pig Shi now thinks of apologizing to me, it's too late." Si Ming said bluntly, but subconsciously went to help Shi Shi.
Shi Guang grasped his orders and asked eagerly, "What were you talking about just now?".
Si Ming said sincerely: "I call you Master Zhushi, what's the matter, don't you agree?".
"I said Dijun" Shi Guang went crazy: "What did you just say Dijun?".
"It's funny to say this." Si Ming became interested, and said mysteriously: "Pig time, you-you must never have imagined that the emperor's affection fell in love with an unknown woman, and the crying little appearance was scolded by the emperor." Oh my god, I laughed so hard at that time."
Shi Shi was stunned for a moment, and murmured: "How could... how could it be possible...".
Si Ming thought that Shi Shi didn't believe him, and immediately exploded: "I saw Dijun with my own eyes yesterday, and that sentimental spirit annoyed Dijun, and she was locked into the dust-cleaning furnace and refined—heaven, today, he returned to his original body."
"Don't ask me why I know so clearly. Ask me because I was arrested by the emperor and put into the dust-cleaning furnace. Fortunately, it was just to cleanse the dust and not reboot. Otherwise, you would not see me who is so smart today." .
"Si Ming" Shi Guang's eyes were red for a moment, and he choked up and said, "Tell me, if I go after Hua Li now, what is the probability of success?".
"Pig Time" Siming looked at Shi Shi suspiciously: "What blow have you suffered recently that made you want to die, tell me, my sister can help you a little bit, and, what about the mortal girl you have been thinking about?" .
Time: "The emperor is that mortal girl".
The three of them looked at each other, Laojun was the first to laugh out loud: "Retribution, Mr. Time, give up. If the emperor wants to have sex/desire, he will not let me practice this Wangqing Pill today, there is no hope."
Si Ming: "Pfft... I don't know what to say, I just want to laugh."
"I'm still looking for death." Time was stimulated, and he stood up abruptly, knocked over Laojun's alchemy furnace with his palm, and said with pride: "Wait, one day, I will definitely sleep with her again."
Si Ming took a deep breath: "Seriously?".
Time solemnly nodded.
Si Ming - patted Shi Guang on the shoulder, and said excitedly: "A real warrior, dare to say sleepy emperor, good job, sisters support you!".
The old gentleman looked at his alchemy furnace distressedly, and said mercilessly: "Mr. Guangguang, you can see the emperor before you talk."
Shi Shi's face suddenly collapsed, and she said weakly: "Gou Si, help my sister find five hundred mantras."
Si Ming was full of question marks: "What does this have to do with your chasing the emperor?".
Time has said the reason - again.
"I really don't know whether to say you are curvy or straight, sister." Si Ming leaned forward and backward with a smile: "It's hopeless, it's hopeless."
Shi Shi couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped Si Ming on the back of the head: "Go!".
"Don't worry." Si Ming stopped laughing, and blinked ambiguously: "Aren't you at your mercy to use what the emperor owes you?".
Shi Shi's breathing was tight, and she took Si Ming and left. When she reached the gate of the academy, she kicked Si Ming in: "Find a way to lure Hua Li out to me."
Si Ming raised his middle finger and ran to the classroom resignedly.
Xu was lucky, Huali was in class, so Si Ming adjusted his mood and rushed in crying: "Dijun, it's not good, Laojun, he was taken away by Zhiyun".
"Oh?" Hua Li's expression remained calm, and his posture of holding the book did not change - "Why did Zhiyun arrest him, and when did he arrest him, but other gods saw him, why didn't you stop him?".
Si Ming looked panicked, and blurted out: "Actually, Mr. Shi Guang was arrested, and she wants to arrest Mr. Shi Guang and get married."
"What does it have to do with me?" Hua Li smashed the book in his hand on the table, and looked at Si Ming with a sneer: "What about my confession, is it done?".
Si Ming shook his head in a daze.
Hua Li: "Why don't you go soon?".
"Yes, yes" Si Ming ran out of the academy in a daze.
Looking at Si Ming's back, Hua Li never picked up the book in his hand.
After a long while, she suddenly stood up and said, "For the next class, go to practice outside the academy, everyone prepares for it."
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While hiding in the dark, Shi Guang saw that there was no one behind Si Ming, so he hurried out and asked, "How is it?".
"No." Si Ming was out of breath: "Your wife's aura is too strong, and my sisters can't stand it."
Shi Shi put down his hand in disappointment: "Okay, go get busy, I'll wait for her here by myself."
Si Ming shook his head: "Good sister, how can you give up lightly, I will wait with you."
The two hooked up and hid behind the stone lion next to them again, turning into a small bug and lying on it.
Originally, Shi Shi didn't hold any hope, but unexpectedly, in less than 10 minutes, Hua Li, surrounded by a large group of gods, walked out slowly against the light.
Shi Guang swallowed his saliva, saw the opportunity, and flew to Hua Li's lips. The moment of contact, the joy brought by the soul-soul resonance made her unable to bear the human form.
"Sister~ I finally found you." Taking advantage of Hua Li's stunned effort, Shi Guang held her head and drove straight in, like a storm.
The temperature was rising steadily, and the gods around were blushing for no reason.
"I'll go, it's the first time I dare to stick out my tongue in front of so many gods, sister cow!" Si Ming was so frightened that he fell off the stone lion.
—A few minutes later, the gods who were also frightened came back to their senses, and greeted Shi Guang with their teeth and claws.
"Ah~ let go of my emperor"
"I fought with you"
"Smelly shameless, where are you grabbing your hands?"
"die me"
"Presumptuous!" Hua Li slapped Shi Guang with her palm, the coldness in her eyes seemed to freeze a person, and the dust-cleaning stove around her was humming.
After the initial courage, time slowed down, she drooped her head, and approached Hua Li cautiously: "Sister, I just miss you so much".
It really is her Da Li, she still has a strong desire for Da Li, just a kiss, she can hardly control herself,
This little thief is really presumptuous.
"Heh~" Hua Li gestured to put the dust-cleaning stove on Shi Guang's head.
"Wait-wait, I thought of my request to my sister." Shi Guang dodged and hurriedly said, "I hope to sleep with my sister...cough...I hope my sister will let me go and let me go back to school."
Under Hua Li's increasingly cold eyes, Shi Guang had no choice but to go against his wish and change his request.
Hua Li laughed angrily, and threw the book in his hand on Shi Guang: "Let's go to class, okay, go back to the last row of the classroom, stand there, don't miss a word, and finish memorizing."
It's fine if you misbehave on weekdays, but you still dare to use it on her. If it wasn't for the unbelievable Qing Po, who was tricked into forming a soul bond, she--definitely...
She seemed like she couldn't do anything to this little bastard.
Shi Guang happily picked up the book: "Listen to my sister."
Hua Li: "Since you are a student of our college now, let me put my ugly words first. First, call me a tutor. Second, don't have bad thoughts about your tutor. Third, don't talk about love in public. ".
Time: "...".
If it wasn't for the incident with Da Li, why would she go back to the academy to suffer? This made God die, and she suddenly regretted it.
Hua Li sneered, turned and walked towards the college: "Back to the classroom, welcome new students."
The water god laughed loudly: "You are stupid, classmate Shi, are you happy?"
Time choked: "It's none of your business, I just came here for Taoism, so I went away."
"Student Shi, if it weren't for your anxious look just now, I would have believed it." Si Ming sighed, and came out shaking his phone: "I have a screen recording."
"Rely on" the rare old blushing in time, rushing forward and grabbing, the two quickly scuffled together.
Suddenly, a blue light appeared next to the phone, and the phone flew into Hua Li's hands wrapped in the phone, and the stunning beauty showed an intoxicating smile: "Confiscated!".
……
It has been two months since he became a student of Shenjun Academy again. Apart from being scolded in class, Shi Shi couldn't even say a word to Hua Li.
Every day, besides reciting mantras, doing coolies cleaning and teaching demons, I lost my temper at all.
In a fit of anger, she found Elder Sun, and left the academy again, and then started a crazy pursuit of Huali, sending flowers and treasures, squatting outside her house every night to beg, but Huali always With a heart as hard as stone, except for a few words occasionally, there is no progress at all.
"Hey~ Tell me, why is this woman so hard to chase?" Shi Guang drank a big sip of wine, sat on the edge of the Tianhe River, looked at the young couple walking hand in hand, and blushed with jealousy: "I think back then, in the ordinary When we were in the world, my wife was obedient and spoiled me, our love is sweeter than theirs...".
"Yes, you have said these words eight hundred times. You have only waited for two months. Back then, they waited for you for two full years. If you ask me, you deserve it." Si Ming covered his ears in pain , Waiting for Shi Shi to finish talking, he put down his hand, and asked meaningfully: "Do you want to get your wife back?".
"Nonsense" Shi Guang drank another sip of wine and handed it to Si Ming: "I have to find a way. Now it's not here, but Hua Li's bed. The gods are also crazy, want some?".
"Don't drink it." Si Ming took the bottle of time, and went straight away: "Listen to me carefully."
Time is out of wine, sit up obediently: "Okay, tell me"
Si Ming laughed, looked around like a thief, and then whispered: "Lao Jun has recently developed a new kind of medicinal wine, which can conceive a child with a 100% hit rate as long as the mind and soul are in harmony."
Shi Shi frowned-wrinkled: "What does it have to do with me?".
"Emwood head" Siming slapped Shi Guang on the back of Shi Guang's head: "Think about it, as long as you are pregnant with God's child, it will be a matter of time before you get married?".
Shi Shi rolled his eyes: "You can say, I can see her in the quiet room every day now."
Otherwise, what should be done should not be done, she has already done it.
Si Ming's voice was even lower: "Tomorrow, isn't it the day of your second uncle's wedding? Can the emperor come or not? Then, you just need to seize the opportunity, hehe."
Shi Shi was a little moved and said, "Be more specific, how should I do it?".
"I know you're stupid, my sister has already prepared it." Si Ming took out two small bottles the size of a thumb from his pocket, - black - white, handed them to Shi Shi, and said triumphantly: "Put it in the wine, the black one, give it to me." Dijun, Bai, drink it yourself, remember, don’t make a mistake.”
"Thank you, good sister." Shi Guang put away the bottle, raised his hand and waved, and the white jade sword appeared in his hand: "President Ba, take me to see your Mama Li".
"You're welcome." Si Ming waved his hand with a smile: "When the little niece is born, introduce her to me as a girlfriend. My sister is willing to wait for her for thousands of years."
Seeing that time was going far away, Si Ming took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of Baguashenjun: "Hey, Baguashenjun, the latest news, Shiguangsun is the recipient, and tomorrow she will take the initiative to send herself to Emperor Huali's bed for three days and three nights." Oh, yes, those who want to listen to the live broadcast, first hand in a high-grade artifact, and remember to avoid those who have thoughts about emperors or time, mother and daughter? The news about mother and daughter is out of date, and now it is the old Emperor".
After finishing speaking, she hit the God of Wealth again: "Brother, when the market opens tomorrow, I will bet on Mr. Time's up and down issues. I will bet all my net worth. Well, don't you worry about me? Naturally, there is definite news. Also, remember to give Hua Yao prepares the cesspool."
The sample, - everything, was tightly controlled by her, Si Ming hung up the phone, happily jumped - jumped, plop - into the Milky Way.
—Lu ran to the quiet room where Huali practiced and meditated. Time took over the boss, and the feeling of alcohol welled up. She was dizzy as usual. When she pushed open the door, she saw the motionless iceberg beauty, and the pain in her heart Yidun was surging like a sea tide.
"Sister, do you really hate me for pestering you?" Shi Guang knelt beside her, resting his chin on the table next to her, looking aggrieved.
Hua Li's eyelids twitched, but he didn't answer.
"That's good." Time didn't care, and continued: "If I can't be the person my sister likes the most, then I will be the person my sister hates the most."
Hua Li suddenly opened his eyes: "Have you been drinking?".
"En..." Shi Shi got a response, and became more courageous, leaned closer to Hua Li, put his index finger against her moist lips, and exhaled softly: "—— a little bit".
The faint smell of wine invaded his nose, Hua Li frowned uncomfortably: "Go away".
"I don't..." Shi Guang was playing a rogue, and fell his head on Hua Li's shoulder, licking his lips: "It doesn't smell bad, but my sister actually hates it, I'm sad."
The slight wetness on her neck made Hua Li's whole body stiffen, and a blush crept up her cheeks.
"Sister" Shi Guang seemed to have discovered some new land, exclaimed, and poked Hua Li's face with his fingertips: "You are blushing".
The corner of Hua Li's mouth twitched, he clasped Shi Guang's hand, and said in a low voice, "Go back!".
"You murdered me, sister, you actually murdered me..." Shi Guang blinked his eyes twice, and just cried like this, the crying became louder and louder, and the tears fell more and more, while crying-while complaining: "You used to, You are so indifferent to me, sister, why don’t you love me anymore, you are holding steamed buns in your hands, sister, don’t you give me a drop of oil, I am a poor little person that no one wants, my God, I am so miserable, woo woo woo” .
The veins on Hua Li's forehead were throbbing, and he covered Shi Guang's mouth: "Next time you drink, I'll break your leg."
"I don't drink." Shi Guang rolled his eyes, pulled down Hua Li's hand, and leaned on her body desperately, his lips stuck to her face indiscriminately, and murmured: "I invite my sister to drink."
Hua Li sighed: "You...uh...".
As soon as she opened her mouth, she was blocked by time, and then, a cold liquid with the aroma of wine slid down her throat.
"Sister, is it good?" Shi Guang smiled so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes.
Huali's eyes widened in disbelief, and she swears: "You fucking, how dare you spit, fuck me!".
"No, no, it's wine." Shi Shi blocked it again: "Sister, try it again."
The cleanliness Hua Li pushes back resistingly, the more she resists, the more exciting time becomes, the aroma of wine overflows, you come and go, the two gradually blend together, it is difficult to separate each other.
The movements of her lips and teeth moved her hands, Shi Shi became restless, and her knees pressed hard, and she pressed forward.
The unprovoked flames made Hua Li's body go limp, he half pushed and closed his eyes in a daze.
"Sister, tomorrow, you will go to my second uncle's wedding banquet, right?"
Shi Shi's ambiguous words, accompanied by the icy cold feeling on her chest, awakened Hua Li, she hurriedly held back Shi Shi, and said sharply: "Let go".
Shi Guang yawned, closed his eyes, but moved his hands unconsciously like kneading dough: "Sister, I'm so sleepy and cold, let me warm-warm".
How many times?Cooperating with her here is to warm her hands.
"Bastard!" Hua Li laughed angrily, grabbed Shi Shi's ear, and lifted her up.
"Ah~ Auntie, help Auntie" Hua Yao's voice came in from outside.
Hua Li's expression changed slightly, pulling time: "Wake up"
Shi Shi fell into a deep sleep, her body was easily pulled away by Hua Li, but her hands seemed to grow in front of Hua Li's body, it was fine if Hua Li didn't move, but when she moved, Shi Shi tightened to death.
After a few back and forth, Hua Li completely lost his temper and used a spell on the spot to hide time and remove the barrier outside the house.
— Hua Yao, who had been waiting outside the door, opened the door and walked in.
Knowing that Hua Yao couldn't see anything, Hua Li still turned sideways unnaturally, covering the open skirt and those unusually presumptuous hands, and said slowly: "What's the matter?".
Hua Yao was filled with righteous indignation: "Auntie, Si ordered them to bully me and insisted on making me swim in the cesspit."
Hua Li frowned: "Why?".
"Si Ming, that bastard, spread rumors that my aunt had an affair with Mr. Shi Guang. I refused to accept it and scolded her."
"Then she spread rumors, saying that Mr. Time and Auntie are tired of staying in the quiet room every day. If I want to come in, I have to be blocked by my aunt's barrier, and Mr. Time is even more impossible."
"It's about my aunt Qingyu. How can I bear it? I just beat her up. Now she and Bagua Jun are going to throw me into a cesspit. I managed to escape and begged my aunt for help."
"Yaoyao" Hua Li lowered his eyes and said lightly: "I would like to bet and admit defeat!".
She doesn't have any reputation at all now, the face of 10,000+ years has been lost in the hands of this little bastard.
Hua Yao cried and mourned - her face said: "Aunt...".
Hua Li waved his hand: "Go back."
"Yes!" No matter how unwilling she is, Hua Yao dare not disobey Hua Li.
When Shi Shi woke up, she found that she was sitting at her second uncle's wedding banquet. In the magnificent hall, people were coming and going. Judging from the situation, it seemed that it was coming to an end, and the opposite of her happened to be Hua Li, who was surrounded by many big men toasting. , complexion, looks extremely dark.
The memory only stays on the time on the way to find Huali, and sometimes I am a little confused.
Suddenly remembering something, Shi Guang fumbled in her pocket and found that the bottle was still there, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief, if Hua Li knew about it, she might have to tear her apart.
"Don't look at it" - Si Ming next to him approached the time, and said ambiguously: "Be honest, why are you at the emperor's place, yesterday, you, did you succeed?".
Shi Shi shook his head: "I don't know, I seem to be drunk."
"Cut~ No Promise" Si Ming said disappointedly: "It's a pity that I was so happy when I found you at Dijun's place today, it was a waste of expression."
"I'm with her?" Shi Guang glanced at Dali with a guilty conscience: "So, I annoyed her?".
She thought it was because Hua Li didn't like socializing.
Si Ming shrugged his shoulders: "Who knows, anyway, I'm so scared that I dare not go over" She looked around and saw that no one paid attention to this
Being stared at so intently, Zhiyun naturally noticed it, and she simply walked to Shiguang's side generously, and said with a smile: "Little cutie, this is something that reminds me of the mortal world, have you fallen in love with my sister?".
Shi Guang's eyes brightened, and he asked tentatively, "Longevity Village?".
Zhiyun puffed and laughed out loud: "Not only Changshou Village, but also Longxiang Ancient City."
Shi Shi's breathing was tight, and with great excitement, he grabbed Zhiyun's hand and said incoherently: "Da Li, so you have recognized me a long time ago, I'm sorry, it's my fault, if there is not an old woman Trapped me, I will not break my promise."
Zhiyun's eyes flickered slightly, he didn't deny or admit it, he just held back the smile on his lips, brushed Shi Guang's hand away coldly, turned around and left: "Mr. - a woman."
- Words - deeds, can be said to be very humble.
The time when I had doubts in my heart, I immediately believed it, and followed Zhiyun step by step to beg for mercy: "No, sister, I only have you in my heart. After the conference is over, I will explain it to you again, no matter what you want. I will be punished no matter what."
A veteran boss, a rising star, and both of them are good-looking people, and their actions can easily attract the attention of others.
"Wow~" Several gods and witches exclaimed: "Mr. Time is so fierce, he confessed to the Demon Ancestor in public, ah, ah, I'm dead."
The sound was so loud that people who didn't pay attention to this side were also attracted. The arena fell silent for a moment, only the sound of people coming and going on the ring and chanting mantras could be heard.
The old woman Li Yi crushed the teacup in her hand, and stared coldly at Shi Shi: "It's indecent in public places, Mr. Shi Guang should pay attention to some influence, and you, Zhiyun, are you sick?".
"Pfft..." Hua Yao snickered, "Auntie hates gods who misbehave in formal occasions, this is a good show."
The water god covered his mouth: "I think the behavior of the Demon Ancestor is strange, which is very different from the past. Aren't they mother and daughter?".
Hua Yao: "I don't understand, some people like the feeling of taboo, such as Hua Guangjun, and, didn't you see it, my aunt is jealous... woo woo woo...".
Seeing that Hua Yao had been given the silence technique, the water god hurriedly lowered his head and hid himself.
"You are the only one who is sick." Shi Shi replied unceremoniously: "Which rule of heaven violated in dating, did it touch the pain of Teacher Hua and arouse the anger of being a single dog?".
"Hahahaha" Zhiyun couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: "Hua Li, you also have today, laugh me to death".
Invisible light waves spread from Huali's body, with her as the center, the tables and chairs within a 50-meter radius instantly vanished into nothingness, and everyone was silent except for Zhiyun's laughter.
Her Da Li would never laugh at others like this in public.
However, perhaps under the influence of the main soul, Shi Guang shook his head to dispel the sudden doubt in his heart.
"Very good" Hua Li got up, directly took out the dust-cleaning furnace, and said with a smirk: "There are a lot of people here, why don't I change the two of you to a clean place, how about it?".
"No, Teacher Hua, it's time for me to participate in the competition. Then, I will go by myself." Time recalled his promise to his second uncle to win the championship, and the joy of finding Li Wei receded a little, and his reason came online instantly.
I have to say that this move is very useful for Hua Li, a god who abides by the rules of heaven. She tried her best to suppress her anger, looked at time with a gloomy expression, raised her hand, took out a chair and sat down again .
However, the dust-cleaning stove suspended in mid-air has never been taken back.
"I've never seen an unsmiling emperor, my childhood is over." Si Ming trembled all over, and silently backed away again.
Shi Guang exhaled lightly, pushing Zhi Yun forward.
To be honest, facing Hua Li at this moment, she is also a little timid, it must be because of the dean's order and the clean dust furnace.
The content of the Taoism Debate Competition is different from ordinary examination papers. It not only tests theoretical knowledge, but also focuses on the practical experience of fighting spells. Generally speaking, the more spells you know, the greater the probability of victory.
Participants only have one chance to be on stage, and to win the championship, they only need to pk until no one dares to challenge again.
Therefore, in the previous sessions, Time would take advantage of this loophole and wait until the end. With a few good words, Zhihua or Xiaoliangmin, who had been standing on the stage, were fooled into admitting defeat and easily won the championship. This is also true. Why are there rumors that she won the championship by virtue of her beauty?
This time, Shi Shi had the same plan, however, things backfired, and Xiao Liangmin and Zhihua were unexpectedly defeated by an unknown little demon girl.
Seeing that the champion was about to fall into her hands, Shi Guang had no choice but to bite the bullet and enter the ring.
The little demon girl has a strong hostility towards Time: "Mr. Time, I am not your old friend. I advise you to admit defeat on your own initiative, and don't bring yourself to be humiliated."
Time hehe—laughed, with an extremely unserious appearance: "That doesn't mean who wins and who loses."
Little Demon Girl: "Laughing to death, who doesn't know that you are at the bottom of the Taoism class, even if you want to win the promise of the Demon Ancestor and the Emperor, don't overestimate your capabilities and go up to take your own humiliation, okay?".
Could it be that the reward for this championship is a promise made by Zhiyun and Huali?
Huali's, she is not very rare, but Zhiyun's, then she must take it, Shi Shi flexed his wrists, secretly making up his mind.
"Hmph~ dare to insult my emperor, see if I don't teach you a good lesson." The little demon girl formed a formation, raised her energy and gathered her strength, and opened her mouth to say a long spell of killing gods.
Countless golden runes pressed on Shi Shi, forcing her to retreat steadily, and she was about to be forced off the ring when Shi Shi suddenly spoke, with witty words, on the surface it sounded nothing wrong, but if you listen carefully, you will know, What she recited was not any incantation at all, except for dozens of essence characters that popped up occasionally, the rest were all cursing.
What's even more unexpected is that just like that, the God-killing curse was easily resolved.
Not only the God-killing curse, no matter what spell the little demon girl used, she was beaten back by Shi Shi's set. In the end, the little demon girl was so angry that she stopped using the spell and started cursing directly. As you can imagine, Shi Guang won the championship.
Facing the strange gazes from the bigwigs of the six worlds, Hua Li, who is Shi Shi's nominal mentor, covered his face in shame, and said, "I'm ashamed to say, Mr. Shi Shi came back and never entered my class. How can you be so low at such a low level?" If we can win the championship, the Taoism of the Six Realms in the future will be worrying."
Big guys: "...".
Zhiyun happily stepped forward, embracing Shi Guang's arm, extremely proud: "You know wool, our little cutie, this is the key point of all the spells, and cursing is a new type of interference for opponents." Tactics, champions, well deserved!".
She tilted her head and looked at Shi Shi with burning eyes: "Right, cutie!".
"Yes, right?" Shi Guang looked away guilty.
Da Li was disappointed, in fact, she only remembered these incantations, cursing was just for the time, it was really not that complicated, but she expected to make the little demon girl cry.
Seeing the two women sticking together again, Hua Li felt that it wasn't an eyesore, so she got up and announced: "This is the end of the competition. Except for the champion, the rewards will be distributed in three days. If you have nothing to do, you can leave on your own." Bar"
I thought that there would be something different this year with the participation of Huali and Zhiyun, but I didn't expect that it would be a farce like the previous ones, which made everyone lose interest in staying any longer. Huali's words came out , Everyone bid farewell.
"Congratulations to Mr. Hua Guang for winning the championship again"
"Let's go, let's go back and hold a celebration banquet, and we will clean up the dust for Mr. Huaguang."
The gods, who usually do not deal with time, are very flattering at the moment.
The God of Water - Ma took the lead, squeezed to Shi Guang's side, and said in a low voice: "Make a deal, you let Emperor Huali marry me, and I will give you whatever stepdad you want."
"Get out, and, if you change my name indiscriminately again, I'll kill you!" Time was annoyed—kicked Water God away. Although she didn't like Huali, she wouldn't joke about women's marriages.
Hua Li glanced at Shi Shi in surprise, moved her fingertips, and directly suppressed the water god's words: "Tell me, what is your request, as long as it does not violate the principles and does not touch the bottom line, it is fine."
This time, Wushen no longer dared to speak without fear of death.
Zhiyun is not far behind: "Little cutie, my sister can satisfy you whatever you want."
Shi Guang shook his head, turned around and looked at Zhi Yun: "Sister, I want to stay in the Demon Realm and stay by your side, is that okay?".
In fact, she thought that she would definitely make the request of letting her live forever, but looking at Zhiyun, she no longer had that kind of worldly desire, and she had to sigh that Emperor Huali's dust-cleaning stove is really powerful.
In other words, she was actually a temporary novelty towards Da Li. Previously, she was only distracted by a mortal body. Her essence is a ruthless and lustless little pure. What should I do? If Da Li wants to, She is not interested, whether she will break up directly, Shi Guang's mind is full of thoughts, and her brows are frowning together in worry.
"It's clever." Hua Li snorted coldly, retracted the dust-cleaning stove, turned and left.
"Okay." The disappointment in Zhiyun's eyes flashed past, and he took Shi Shi's arm and said, "Sister will take you to my newly built palace. From now on, we will live there, how about it?".
"Good" Shi nodded.
Zhiyun's newly built palace is not as grand as imagined, but it is full of warmth, just like the three-bedroom hall of ordinary people in the world. The decoration style is also the simple style she likes, but the materials used are all inspirational Jing, time is very satisfying.
Zhiyun dragged Shi Shi to the master bedroom, and deliberately brought her to the big red wedding bed: "This is our room, and the rest will be used by our children in the future."
Shi Shi's body was stiff, he clasped his palms tightly, and after thinking about her as his wife three times, he resisted the urge to push Zhiyun away, and said with difficulty: "Actually, children are quite annoying, let's not have them, sister."
It's over, now physical contact is so unacceptable, and the soul and soul are in harmony, I dare not even think about it.
"Well, don't want it if you don't want it." Zhiyun lifted Shiguang's chin, and gradually pressed it to her lips.
Time's expression twisted instantly.
The cold touch on the lips was fleeting, Zhiyun pushed away the time, and said displeasedly: "There are so many beauties in the six worlds waiting for my favor, just you - a shit-eating expression, love everywhere, no old lady change, Don't waste your time."
Even though it was just a touch, Shi Shi still noticed something strange, and she was so angry that she punched and kicked Zhiyun, "You fucking, it's not my Dali at all!".
Zhiyun avoids it, and the rascal said: "I never said that I am Li Wei, what does it matter if you send it to the door yourself?".
"You~" Shi Shi shot even more fiercely, in a desperate state.
Seeing that the new house he had just built was about to be destroyed, Zhiyun hurriedly begged for mercy: "Just kidding, as for what, you might as well go find her if you have the time."
Time action - Pause, calm down, and turn around without hesitation: "Next time we meet, I will never die!".
"Just like that woman that much?" The sadness in Zhiyun's eyes flashed past: "How did you recognize it?".
"Soul Contract"
Time's cold voice came from outside.
Zhiyun sighed, feeling a little lonely, and fell on the bed. It was rare to see an interesting child, but her heart was in someone else's house. Fortunately, Hua Li was with her. She was single, and there was still hope in the future. of.
It took a lot of time—a whole day to search the entire demon world, but she couldn't find the person she was looking for, so she had to put her last hope in the heaven.
She went back to Shenjun Academy, but found that she couldn't get in at all, so she had to wait outside the door for Bagua Shenjun. After waiting for three hours, he slowly walked out from the academy.
"Mr. Time, why are you back?" God of Gossip looked around, pulled her to a hidden corner, and said mysteriously: "Your behavior of betraying the academy yesterday caused Emperor Huali to expel you from the academy. I know what's going on, Dijun is very angry today, I advise you to stay out of Dijun's sight."
"Yeah." Time nodded disapprovingly: "You are well-informed, I want to ask you something, in the heavens, is there any god who has not gone through the official channels to survive the catastrophe, and has only recently returned."
The gossip god groaned for a moment, then shook his head: "As far as I know, no, don't look for comfort, the one who committed a crime recently is you—God."
Shi Shi's expression froze: "Think about it again"
"No matter how hard you think about it," the gossip god was a little impatient.
"Di...Dijun" Suddenly, he widened his eyes, covered his mouth, and looked behind Shi Shi tremblingly.
— An invisible murderous aura hit her heart, Shi Shi turned around, and met — a pair of charming and deep ink pupils.
"Old...what are you doing?" Shi Guang was stared at by these extremely coquettish eyes—feeling faint, the words "old woman" stuck in his throat, and he couldn't yell anymore: "I'm also from heaven, I can't come back yet." ?".
"Of course." Hua Li smiled slightly, and said softly, "Don't be nervous, I'm an old woman, what else can I do to a child? I won't punish you."
Shi Guang's heart was trembling for a while, and he ran away subconsciously.
Hua Li clasped her hand, and used the cleansing technique over and over on her body: "Go to the Demon Realm, why is it so dirty, Lord Shiguang didn't find the person he was looking for in the Demon Realm, so he ran back ?".
Shi Shi withdrew his hand: "It's none of your business, I go back wherever I like."
Today's Hua Li is strange, could it be that he was stimulated by something and hurt his brain?
"Very good." Hua Li's ink pupils became deeper, and she wiped Shi Guang's lips with her fingertips, with a bit of ruthlessness: "In the future, if Lord Shi Guang wants to enter the academy, he must first recite five hundred mantras, and then kneel on the Behind the gate of the college."
After speaking, he turned and left without looking back.
"Are you sick?" Shi Guang spat secretly, and pushed the gossip god: "Is she awake or am I awake?".
"No" the expression of the gossip god-congealed: "I didn't wake up!".
"Get out" time kicked - foot gossip god: "Where is the order, where is it?".
God of Gossip: "Actually, I'm curious, why does Time Lord not use his mobile phone to contact himself, but insists on running around, is it fun?".
Time: "Yes, it's just for fun, let's talk!".
If it hadn't been confiscated by the second uncle, what would she have done for her?
"I heard that I was working for the emperor, but where did I go to Laojun?"
Shi Shi got the exact answer from the gossip god, and rushed over with a teleportation.
"Isn't it just the return of love and soul? With the emperor's cultivation base, mere love/desire can't hinder her. Why bother with this Wangqing pill, and I have to refine it within today. In my opinion, you are specially sent to torture me Bar"
"We don't understand Dijun's thoughts. Hey, if I knew it, I wouldn't run to find Dijun. Otherwise, how could I take up this job?"
As soon as time landed, she heard the conversation between Si Ming and Lao Jun, her foot slipped, and she just fell in front of Si Ming.
"Yo~ Master Pig Shi now thinks of apologizing to me, it's too late." Si Ming said bluntly, but subconsciously went to help Shi Shi.
Shi Guang grasped his orders and asked eagerly, "What were you talking about just now?".
Si Ming said sincerely: "I call you Master Zhushi, what's the matter, don't you agree?".
"I said Dijun" Shi Guang went crazy: "What did you just say Dijun?".
"It's funny to say this." Si Ming became interested, and said mysteriously: "Pig time, you-you must never have imagined that the emperor's affection fell in love with an unknown woman, and the crying little appearance was scolded by the emperor." Oh my god, I laughed so hard at that time."
Shi Shi was stunned for a moment, and murmured: "How could... how could it be possible...".
Si Ming thought that Shi Shi didn't believe him, and immediately exploded: "I saw Dijun with my own eyes yesterday, and that sentimental spirit annoyed Dijun, and she was locked into the dust-cleaning furnace and refined—heaven, today, he returned to his original body."
"Don't ask me why I know so clearly. Ask me because I was arrested by the emperor and put into the dust-cleaning furnace. Fortunately, it was just to cleanse the dust and not reboot. Otherwise, you would not see me who is so smart today." .
"Si Ming" Shi Guang's eyes were red for a moment, and he choked up and said, "Tell me, if I go after Hua Li now, what is the probability of success?".
"Pig Time" Siming looked at Shi Shi suspiciously: "What blow have you suffered recently that made you want to die, tell me, my sister can help you a little bit, and, what about the mortal girl you have been thinking about?" .
Time: "The emperor is that mortal girl".
The three of them looked at each other, Laojun was the first to laugh out loud: "Retribution, Mr. Time, give up. If the emperor wants to have sex/desire, he will not let me practice this Wangqing Pill today, there is no hope."
Si Ming: "Pfft... I don't know what to say, I just want to laugh."
"I'm still looking for death." Time was stimulated, and he stood up abruptly, knocked over Laojun's alchemy furnace with his palm, and said with pride: "Wait, one day, I will definitely sleep with her again."
Si Ming took a deep breath: "Seriously?".
Time solemnly nodded.
Si Ming - patted Shi Guang on the shoulder, and said excitedly: "A real warrior, dare to say sleepy emperor, good job, sisters support you!".
The old gentleman looked at his alchemy furnace distressedly, and said mercilessly: "Mr. Guangguang, you can see the emperor before you talk."
Shi Shi's face suddenly collapsed, and she said weakly: "Gou Si, help my sister find five hundred mantras."
Si Ming was full of question marks: "What does this have to do with your chasing the emperor?".
Time has said the reason - again.
"I really don't know whether to say you are curvy or straight, sister." Si Ming leaned forward and backward with a smile: "It's hopeless, it's hopeless."
Shi Shi couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped Si Ming on the back of the head: "Go!".
"Don't worry." Si Ming stopped laughing, and blinked ambiguously: "Aren't you at your mercy to use what the emperor owes you?".
Shi Shi's breathing was tight, and she took Si Ming and left. When she reached the gate of the academy, she kicked Si Ming in: "Find a way to lure Hua Li out to me."
Si Ming raised his middle finger and ran to the classroom resignedly.
Xu was lucky, Huali was in class, so Si Ming adjusted his mood and rushed in crying: "Dijun, it's not good, Laojun, he was taken away by Zhiyun".
"Oh?" Hua Li's expression remained calm, and his posture of holding the book did not change - "Why did Zhiyun arrest him, and when did he arrest him, but other gods saw him, why didn't you stop him?".
Si Ming looked panicked, and blurted out: "Actually, Mr. Shi Guang was arrested, and she wants to arrest Mr. Shi Guang and get married."
"What does it have to do with me?" Hua Li smashed the book in his hand on the table, and looked at Si Ming with a sneer: "What about my confession, is it done?".
Si Ming shook his head in a daze.
Hua Li: "Why don't you go soon?".
"Yes, yes" Si Ming ran out of the academy in a daze.
Looking at Si Ming's back, Hua Li never picked up the book in his hand.
After a long while, she suddenly stood up and said, "For the next class, go to practice outside the academy, everyone prepares for it."
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While hiding in the dark, Shi Guang saw that there was no one behind Si Ming, so he hurried out and asked, "How is it?".
"No." Si Ming was out of breath: "Your wife's aura is too strong, and my sisters can't stand it."
Shi Shi put down his hand in disappointment: "Okay, go get busy, I'll wait for her here by myself."
Si Ming shook his head: "Good sister, how can you give up lightly, I will wait with you."
The two hooked up and hid behind the stone lion next to them again, turning into a small bug and lying on it.
Originally, Shi Shi didn't hold any hope, but unexpectedly, in less than 10 minutes, Hua Li, surrounded by a large group of gods, walked out slowly against the light.
Shi Guang swallowed his saliva, saw the opportunity, and flew to Hua Li's lips. The moment of contact, the joy brought by the soul-soul resonance made her unable to bear the human form.
"Sister~ I finally found you." Taking advantage of Hua Li's stunned effort, Shi Guang held her head and drove straight in, like a storm.
The temperature was rising steadily, and the gods around were blushing for no reason.
"I'll go, it's the first time I dare to stick out my tongue in front of so many gods, sister cow!" Si Ming was so frightened that he fell off the stone lion.
—A few minutes later, the gods who were also frightened came back to their senses, and greeted Shi Guang with their teeth and claws.
"Ah~ let go of my emperor"
"I fought with you"
"Smelly shameless, where are you grabbing your hands?"
"die me"
"Presumptuous!" Hua Li slapped Shi Guang with her palm, the coldness in her eyes seemed to freeze a person, and the dust-cleaning stove around her was humming.
After the initial courage, time slowed down, she drooped her head, and approached Hua Li cautiously: "Sister, I just miss you so much".
It really is her Da Li, she still has a strong desire for Da Li, just a kiss, she can hardly control herself,
This little thief is really presumptuous.
"Heh~" Hua Li gestured to put the dust-cleaning stove on Shi Guang's head.
"Wait-wait, I thought of my request to my sister." Shi Guang dodged and hurriedly said, "I hope to sleep with my sister...cough...I hope my sister will let me go and let me go back to school."
Under Hua Li's increasingly cold eyes, Shi Guang had no choice but to go against his wish and change his request.
Hua Li laughed angrily, and threw the book in his hand on Shi Guang: "Let's go to class, okay, go back to the last row of the classroom, stand there, don't miss a word, and finish memorizing."
It's fine if you misbehave on weekdays, but you still dare to use it on her. If it wasn't for the unbelievable Qing Po, who was tricked into forming a soul bond, she--definitely...
She seemed like she couldn't do anything to this little bastard.
Shi Guang happily picked up the book: "Listen to my sister."
Hua Li: "Since you are a student of our college now, let me put my ugly words first. First, call me a tutor. Second, don't have bad thoughts about your tutor. Third, don't talk about love in public. ".
Time: "...".
If it wasn't for the incident with Da Li, why would she go back to the academy to suffer? This made God die, and she suddenly regretted it.
Hua Li sneered, turned and walked towards the college: "Back to the classroom, welcome new students."
The water god laughed loudly: "You are stupid, classmate Shi, are you happy?"
Time choked: "It's none of your business, I just came here for Taoism, so I went away."
"Student Shi, if it weren't for your anxious look just now, I would have believed it." Si Ming sighed, and came out shaking his phone: "I have a screen recording."
"Rely on" the rare old blushing in time, rushing forward and grabbing, the two quickly scuffled together.
Suddenly, a blue light appeared next to the phone, and the phone flew into Hua Li's hands wrapped in the phone, and the stunning beauty showed an intoxicating smile: "Confiscated!".
……
It has been two months since he became a student of Shenjun Academy again. Apart from being scolded in class, Shi Shi couldn't even say a word to Hua Li.
Every day, besides reciting mantras, doing coolies cleaning and teaching demons, I lost my temper at all.
In a fit of anger, she found Elder Sun, and left the academy again, and then started a crazy pursuit of Huali, sending flowers and treasures, squatting outside her house every night to beg, but Huali always With a heart as hard as stone, except for a few words occasionally, there is no progress at all.
"Hey~ Tell me, why is this woman so hard to chase?" Shi Guang drank a big sip of wine, sat on the edge of the Tianhe River, looked at the young couple walking hand in hand, and blushed with jealousy: "I think back then, in the ordinary When we were in the world, my wife was obedient and spoiled me, our love is sweeter than theirs...".
"Yes, you have said these words eight hundred times. You have only waited for two months. Back then, they waited for you for two full years. If you ask me, you deserve it." Si Ming covered his ears in pain , Waiting for Shi Shi to finish talking, he put down his hand, and asked meaningfully: "Do you want to get your wife back?".
"Nonsense" Shi Guang drank another sip of wine and handed it to Si Ming: "I have to find a way. Now it's not here, but Hua Li's bed. The gods are also crazy, want some?".
"Don't drink it." Si Ming took the bottle of time, and went straight away: "Listen to me carefully."
Time is out of wine, sit up obediently: "Okay, tell me"
Si Ming laughed, looked around like a thief, and then whispered: "Lao Jun has recently developed a new kind of medicinal wine, which can conceive a child with a 100% hit rate as long as the mind and soul are in harmony."
Shi Shi frowned-wrinkled: "What does it have to do with me?".
"Emwood head" Siming slapped Shi Guang on the back of Shi Guang's head: "Think about it, as long as you are pregnant with God's child, it will be a matter of time before you get married?".
Shi Shi rolled his eyes: "You can say, I can see her in the quiet room every day now."
Otherwise, what should be done should not be done, she has already done it.
Si Ming's voice was even lower: "Tomorrow, isn't it the day of your second uncle's wedding? Can the emperor come or not? Then, you just need to seize the opportunity, hehe."
Shi Shi was a little moved and said, "Be more specific, how should I do it?".
"I know you're stupid, my sister has already prepared it." Si Ming took out two small bottles the size of a thumb from his pocket, - black - white, handed them to Shi Shi, and said triumphantly: "Put it in the wine, the black one, give it to me." Dijun, Bai, drink it yourself, remember, don’t make a mistake.”
"Thank you, good sister." Shi Guang put away the bottle, raised his hand and waved, and the white jade sword appeared in his hand: "President Ba, take me to see your Mama Li".
"You're welcome." Si Ming waved his hand with a smile: "When the little niece is born, introduce her to me as a girlfriend. My sister is willing to wait for her for thousands of years."
Seeing that time was going far away, Si Ming took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of Baguashenjun: "Hey, Baguashenjun, the latest news, Shiguangsun is the recipient, and tomorrow she will take the initiative to send herself to Emperor Huali's bed for three days and three nights." Oh, yes, those who want to listen to the live broadcast, first hand in a high-grade artifact, and remember to avoid those who have thoughts about emperors or time, mother and daughter? The news about mother and daughter is out of date, and now it is the old Emperor".
After finishing speaking, she hit the God of Wealth again: "Brother, when the market opens tomorrow, I will bet on Mr. Time's up and down issues. I will bet all my net worth. Well, don't you worry about me? Naturally, there is definite news. Also, remember to give Hua Yao prepares the cesspool."
The sample, - everything, was tightly controlled by her, Si Ming hung up the phone, happily jumped - jumped, plop - into the Milky Way.
—Lu ran to the quiet room where Huali practiced and meditated. Time took over the boss, and the feeling of alcohol welled up. She was dizzy as usual. When she pushed open the door, she saw the motionless iceberg beauty, and the pain in her heart Yidun was surging like a sea tide.
"Sister, do you really hate me for pestering you?" Shi Guang knelt beside her, resting his chin on the table next to her, looking aggrieved.
Hua Li's eyelids twitched, but he didn't answer.
"That's good." Time didn't care, and continued: "If I can't be the person my sister likes the most, then I will be the person my sister hates the most."
Hua Li suddenly opened his eyes: "Have you been drinking?".
"En..." Shi Shi got a response, and became more courageous, leaned closer to Hua Li, put his index finger against her moist lips, and exhaled softly: "—— a little bit".
The faint smell of wine invaded his nose, Hua Li frowned uncomfortably: "Go away".
"I don't..." Shi Guang was playing a rogue, and fell his head on Hua Li's shoulder, licking his lips: "It doesn't smell bad, but my sister actually hates it, I'm sad."
The slight wetness on her neck made Hua Li's whole body stiffen, and a blush crept up her cheeks.
"Sister" Shi Guang seemed to have discovered some new land, exclaimed, and poked Hua Li's face with his fingertips: "You are blushing".
The corner of Hua Li's mouth twitched, he clasped Shi Guang's hand, and said in a low voice, "Go back!".
"You murdered me, sister, you actually murdered me..." Shi Guang blinked his eyes twice, and just cried like this, the crying became louder and louder, and the tears fell more and more, while crying-while complaining: "You used to, You are so indifferent to me, sister, why don’t you love me anymore, you are holding steamed buns in your hands, sister, don’t you give me a drop of oil, I am a poor little person that no one wants, my God, I am so miserable, woo woo woo” .
The veins on Hua Li's forehead were throbbing, and he covered Shi Guang's mouth: "Next time you drink, I'll break your leg."
"I don't drink." Shi Guang rolled his eyes, pulled down Hua Li's hand, and leaned on her body desperately, his lips stuck to her face indiscriminately, and murmured: "I invite my sister to drink."
Hua Li sighed: "You...uh...".
As soon as she opened her mouth, she was blocked by time, and then, a cold liquid with the aroma of wine slid down her throat.
"Sister, is it good?" Shi Guang smiled so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes.
Huali's eyes widened in disbelief, and she swears: "You fucking, how dare you spit, fuck me!".
"No, no, it's wine." Shi Shi blocked it again: "Sister, try it again."
The cleanliness Hua Li pushes back resistingly, the more she resists, the more exciting time becomes, the aroma of wine overflows, you come and go, the two gradually blend together, it is difficult to separate each other.
The movements of her lips and teeth moved her hands, Shi Shi became restless, and her knees pressed hard, and she pressed forward.
The unprovoked flames made Hua Li's body go limp, he half pushed and closed his eyes in a daze.
"Sister, tomorrow, you will go to my second uncle's wedding banquet, right?"
Shi Shi's ambiguous words, accompanied by the icy cold feeling on her chest, awakened Hua Li, she hurriedly held back Shi Shi, and said sharply: "Let go".
Shi Guang yawned, closed his eyes, but moved his hands unconsciously like kneading dough: "Sister, I'm so sleepy and cold, let me warm-warm".
How many times?Cooperating with her here is to warm her hands.
"Bastard!" Hua Li laughed angrily, grabbed Shi Shi's ear, and lifted her up.
"Ah~ Auntie, help Auntie" Hua Yao's voice came in from outside.
Hua Li's expression changed slightly, pulling time: "Wake up"
Shi Shi fell into a deep sleep, her body was easily pulled away by Hua Li, but her hands seemed to grow in front of Hua Li's body, it was fine if Hua Li didn't move, but when she moved, Shi Shi tightened to death.
After a few back and forth, Hua Li completely lost his temper and used a spell on the spot to hide time and remove the barrier outside the house.
— Hua Yao, who had been waiting outside the door, opened the door and walked in.
Knowing that Hua Yao couldn't see anything, Hua Li still turned sideways unnaturally, covering the open skirt and those unusually presumptuous hands, and said slowly: "What's the matter?".
Hua Yao was filled with righteous indignation: "Auntie, Si ordered them to bully me and insisted on making me swim in the cesspit."
Hua Li frowned: "Why?".
"Si Ming, that bastard, spread rumors that my aunt had an affair with Mr. Shi Guang. I refused to accept it and scolded her."
"Then she spread rumors, saying that Mr. Time and Auntie are tired of staying in the quiet room every day. If I want to come in, I have to be blocked by my aunt's barrier, and Mr. Time is even more impossible."
"It's about my aunt Qingyu. How can I bear it? I just beat her up. Now she and Bagua Jun are going to throw me into a cesspit. I managed to escape and begged my aunt for help."
"Yaoyao" Hua Li lowered his eyes and said lightly: "I would like to bet and admit defeat!".
She doesn't have any reputation at all now, the face of 10,000+ years has been lost in the hands of this little bastard.
Hua Yao cried and mourned - her face said: "Aunt...".
Hua Li waved his hand: "Go back."
"Yes!" No matter how unwilling she is, Hua Yao dare not disobey Hua Li.
When Shi Shi woke up, she found that she was sitting at her second uncle's wedding banquet. In the magnificent hall, people were coming and going. Judging from the situation, it seemed that it was coming to an end, and the opposite of her happened to be Hua Li, who was surrounded by many big men toasting. , complexion, looks extremely dark.
The memory only stays on the time on the way to find Huali, and sometimes I am a little confused.
Suddenly remembering something, Shi Guang fumbled in her pocket and found that the bottle was still there, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief, if Hua Li knew about it, she might have to tear her apart.
"Don't look at it" - Si Ming next to him approached the time, and said ambiguously: "Be honest, why are you at the emperor's place, yesterday, you, did you succeed?".
Shi Shi shook his head: "I don't know, I seem to be drunk."
"Cut~ No Promise" Si Ming said disappointedly: "It's a pity that I was so happy when I found you at Dijun's place today, it was a waste of expression."
"I'm with her?" Shi Guang glanced at Dali with a guilty conscience: "So, I annoyed her?".
She thought it was because Hua Li didn't like socializing.
Si Ming shrugged his shoulders: "Who knows, anyway, I'm so scared that I dare not go over" She looked around and saw that no one paid attention to this
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