After the power band is biased

Superstition in all worlds kills people, and I must tell Laojun when I turn back, let him educate the current disciples well, so that they don't accidentally go astray.

Shi Guang hugged his shivering arms and moved the flashlight.

A small courtyard composed of three wooden houses side by side, with dilapidated doors and windows, and full of spider webs.

There are two rusty hoes outside the wooden house. In front of the house on the far right, there is a pagoda tree as thick as two people. On the bare branches, a few white streaks flutter in the wind.

The remaining three walls were built with loess, and most of the loess on the walls had fallen off, and a few pieces of broken glass lay quietly on the weedy ground.

This small world has developed into modern times, and time has drawn a conclusion.

It's okay, I didn't bring her to the primitive society.

The man who was crying and howling was thin, with pimples on his face, and his nose and tears looked a little wretched.

He had already rushed to the gate of the courtyard, but he couldn't open the locked wooden door no matter what.

What a waste!She can fly that door with a single kick.

Shi Guang shook his head, took a few steps forward, picked up a palm-sized piece of glass, and looked inside, the glass was almost thrown away by her.

With a face as black as the bottom of a pot, a big bump on her forehead, her hair blown up at the root, her clothes are torn and wet, and her thin figure, with this outfit, she would believe that she is a black-skinned skeleton twin sister .

Damn fire reduction mechanism.

Shi Shi threw away the glass, opened the "mortal world" live broadcast room, and a white light curtain suddenly appeared in his mind.

This is a gadget developed by the first think tank of the Emperor of Heaven. It is well-known in the three realms. As long as a god enters the mortal realm through official channels, it must bring this thing, so that the gods can judge the god's behavior.

Her current air is pitifully small, less than ten gods, but the whole screen is full.

Water God: "Fight and kill her"

Water God: "Hahaha, the little skull did a great job, I give you a thumbs up"

Water God: "The majestic god of war in the heavens, this looks like a laughing god of death"

The water god is the god she offended recently. One day ago, in order to chase down the evil spirit of cholera, she accidentally smashed his mansion with a sword.

So the water god was furious and didn't want her compensation. He united several gods who couldn't understand her and reported her to the emperor of heaven.

At that time, it was the time of the Great Reformation of the Heaven Realm, and everything emphasized harmony and civilization, so the Emperor of Heaven punished her to go down to the Realm to sharpen her mind.

She didn't think she was wrong at first, but thinking that she could just avoid the Taoism theory class of Shenjun Academy, she accepted it.

Now it seems that she is naive.

Thor: "Thunder is provided by me, hahaha"

The number one sprayer in the heavens: "Pfft. Whoever came up with the supervision system, there is something"

Yaoyao is a fairy: "Oh, Lord Time, the God of Apocalypse that you can't love is going to Tianhe with you today, happy"

God of Wealth: "Come on, come on, all the immortal friends are betting, which task will Lord Shiguang lose? One hundred for one"

Sister Si Ming: "My poor childhood, my sisters were all banned by that one, and I can't cook small stoves for you."

……

Announcement: The water god rewarded Shi Guangjun with a five-smelling fart pill, which has been put into the merit backpack

……

Bah, Huayao little bitch is really disgusting, who cares about Tianqi's big carrot, the gods misrepresented it.

There is no useful information, and I grit my teeth and close it after a quick browse.

She never expected that the first person to tip her would be the water god who had a feud with her, although it didn't sound like a good thing.

Shi Shi opened the merit backpack, and a black pill the size of a red bean quietly floated inside.

There is a note next to it: Laojun's early failed product, formerly known as Yangyan Dan, has the effect of detoxifying and beautifying the skin. It has expired and melts in the mouth. Use with caution.

Even if it is a failed product, produced by a god, it is still a high-quality product, and it will definitely come in handy in the mortal world.

Her current merit value is already [-], and it takes ten points of merit to get an item, which is more than enough now.

Taking a look at the man who was still blocking the wooden door and pounding on it frantically, Time was quite contemptuous and wanted to show off.

She took a few steps back, bit the flashlight in her mouth, geared up, aimed at the earth wall, ran a ten-meter run, and stepped on the wall gracefully.

With a brush, the loess wall sank a little.

That's too late.

Time subconsciously pounced forward, considering his current status as a mortal body, he wanted to roll on the spot to reduce physical damage.

However, she managed to throw down a limp man who smelled like sweet-scented osmanthus, and sat on her.

"Um"

The woman's lazy and seductive humming sound came from under her body, making it tickle like a feather scratching the soles of her feet, and she wanted to punch the source of the explosive sound.

In short, this is how time feels at this time.

She picked up the flashlight, stood up, and took a picture of the woman from top to bottom.

The woman frowned slightly, her slender and fair right hand was rubbing her reddish nose, and her left hand was protecting the black fur ball in her arms.

The long black hair is a little messy, the red lips are spotless and red, the eyes are waterless and charming, and the slender waist is full of grips, but this person has a dignified look, and he can beat the Huayao fairy of the same style by visual inspection.

The feeling of giving time can be described in two words: pretense!

After confirming the eyes, it's someone she doesn't like.

"Ah~ everyone, run, the monster is out"

"Stop for me, it's not that monster"

There was a loud voice, Shi Shi shone the flashlight over.

There was a large group of people standing opposite, they looked young, holding all kinds of things in their hands, including torches, sticks, hoes, sickles and so on.

Among them, three men and one woman had their hands cut behind their backs.

The rest of them clustered behind a strong man, staring at her and the cheongsam woman with fear or viciousness.

Oh, she seems to have been included in the weak camp of cheongsam women.

Unless it was absolutely necessary, she didn't want to be struck by lightning again in front of mortals.

Although God of War is violent, he loves beauty.

Time immediately took a few steps back to express his position: "I don't know her well, so feel free."

"Time?"

When Li Wei heard the familiar voice, she turned her head when she had already got up, stopped the movement of smoothing the hairy baby in her arms, and murmured softly.

There was a little stream of light and an imperceptible smile in her black pupils.

Her baby didn't warn her, and she thought that the ghostly and dark woman in front of her was a strange crazy girl.

It's hard to imagine that it's actually that pretentious, big-breasted, brainless [-]th-line starlet.

Li Wei is one of the most well-known movie queens at home and abroad. She wins awards every year and gets soft hands. She has already become a god at the age of 26, and she has nothing to do with time.

Seeing that it was about to turn 27, it became more and more unreasonable for Li Wei's family to urge marriage and pregnancy, so she randomly found a handsome young actor Xia Liang who had just debuted and signed a three-year love agreement, intending to get away with it.

In order to make a deal with her boyfriend, and to understand the secret that their Huo Tu family can't live past [-], she resolutely joined "The Stars Take You Into Secret Records of Strange Stories", a tepid reality show.

It is said that there are no women and no children in Changshou Village, where the villagers are over [-] years old.

He just entered the village yesterday, and he did everything he could to curry favor with her in order to take advantage of her popularity.

Until the strange incident broke out at night, Time's assistant and photographer died successively.

The mobile phone can't get through the phone, and when it was confirmed that he couldn't leave the village this morning, he hooked up with the photographer Yang Kai in the program group.

The two defected from the program group together and joined Zhang Hao's party who entered the village a few days earlier than them and claimed to have found a way out of the village. Li Wei's impression of Time is quite deep.

One day passed, and their program team of five stars, four assistants, one director and five photographers left only the director Zhang Huaiyin, boyfriend Xia Liang, photographer brother Liu Yu and Xia Liang's assistant Lin Xiaoping.

The rest, either die, or join Zhang Hao's team, swinging butcher knives at the rest of them in reverse.

As soon as Zhang Hao saw her this morning, he wanted her to sleep with him. After being rejected, he stared at her all the time. Fortunately, her strength is not low, and with the help of her baby, she escaped again and again.

Later, she found out that Zhang Hao wanted to sacrifice his living to the monster in the well, so she came alone to look for clues. It turned out that Zhang Hao had been waiting for her here.

Zhang Hao licked his lips and looked at Li Wei as if he was looking at something in his bag. He didn't pay attention to what Li Wei was saying, excitedly clenched the wooden stick in his hand, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Give it to me, catch them all!" .

That good-for-nothing man Yang Kai was almost misled by him, so it was right to lock him in the courtyard.

The dark stuff around Li Wei didn't show any signs of hurting anyone, it was probably a lunatic that the village had never seen before, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

Except for the few men who were escorting the person and they didn't move, the rest of the people showed malicious smiles tacitly. In this kind of place, it is most appropriate to use Li Ying later to suppress the shock. Sure enough, following Brother Hao is the most clear choice.

Even if he died, it would be nice to die under the peony flowers.

A group of people rushed over shouting.

Time slowly clenched its fists, since it is inevitable, let's fight.

However, with so many people, how many times would she be struck by lightning?

and many more

She has fart pills available.

Shi Guang stared at Li Wei's red lips, and rarely showed an evil smile.

Li Wei's hair stood on end when she was seen, she silently took a few steps away from Time, and her subordinates unconsciously grabbed the baby in her arms tightly.

Why, she now has the illusion that she is being targeted by a poisonous snake.

Shi Shi immediately followed closely, took out the stinky fart pill and held it in the palm of his hand, and took Li Wei's arm with one hand and said, "I have a way to deal with these people, and I can also help you beautify yourself, but I need you to make a small sacrifice, how about it?" , cooperate with me?".

Could it be that she is being tricked by a beauty?Taking advantage of Zhang Hao's unpreparedness?

Li Wei's eyes flickered slightly, looking at Zhang Hao and the others who rushed towards him, he pursed his red lips tightly: "Okay!"

The harm between the two powers is the lesser, and she is more willing to cooperate with Time than Zhang Hao.

Shi Shi raised her brows slightly in satisfaction, she used force to wrap a person who was about the same height as her into her arms, put her chin on her shoulder, and exhaled softly into her ear: "Open your mouth".