My acting skills are 6 and flying
Chapter 23
"I'm hungry, I need something to eat, now you go to Xiangfuji's house in the east of the city to buy a soup bag and send it to me!"
After saying this sentence on the other end of the phone, he hung up the phone with a snap, as if he was afraid that Luo Yunxing on the other side of the phone would say something nasty and reject him.
Luo Yunxing smiled slightly, and happily saved this strange number into the phone, and typed three words in the name - "little bitch".
Immediately afterwards, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, humming a little song, and put on her clothes leisurely.
In the brain, the little rabbit sat there cowardly, scratching her head with her small ears for a long time, watching her host change clothes in a calm manner, as if preparing to go out, she stopped talking for a long time, and finally Still couldn't help but ask,
[Host host, are you...really planning to go to the east of the city dozens of kilometers away to buy soup dumplings for He Xiao? 】
Then I saw Luo Yunxing took out the most beautiful piece of clothing in the suitcase, and said coolly,
【Am I free? 】
Little Rabbit: ...
The little rabbit in his brain suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and then showed a puzzled expression,
【Then why is the host dressed so neatly? 】
Luo Yunxing fastened the bow tie on his neckline, and even scratched his hair, with a sly smile,
[To see King Su. 】
Little Rabbit: ...! ! !Why does the host want to climb the wall when he disagrees with each other? !
Can't stand it! Can't stand it! ! !
Then I had no choice but to look at Luo Yunxing with grief and resentment, put myself in a glamorous manner, put my hands in my pockets and whistled and went out the door, leaving Xiaotuji alone in his head, beating his chest and stamping his feet, silently taking a look at the protagonist tears.
The studio has just been prepared, and many things are not yet fully in place. Some staff members are running around. Luo Yunxing walked around at a leisurely pace. He saw the director's lounge and actors' lounge, and one of them was resting. On the door of the room, He Xiao's name was written.
Luo Yunxing raised his eyebrows, glanced coldly, then walked towards the lounge with "Su Jing" on the door plate.
Just two meters away, he suddenly heard the door of the living room behind him creak and was pulled open, Luo Yunxing's right eyelid twitched, and as expected, he heard He Xiao's harsh voice behind him,
"Luo Yunxing, why are you here?"
Luo Yunxing stopped, with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and then slowly turned his body little by little. When he faced He Xiao, the expression on his face had quickly changed to another one. He was dazed, innocent, pure and innocent. harmless.
The little rabbit in his brain: ...This is the real movie king, I'm such a good guy!
"Xiaoxiao?" Luo Yunxing's tone was full of joy and innocence, as if he never expected to meet He Xiao here, then he grinned sunnyly, his eyes were smiling,
"Are you here too?"
He Xiao was obviously in a very unhappy mood after seeing him, with a questioning tone in his tone,
"Should I ask you this? Why are you here? Didn't you go to Xiangfuji to buy me soup dumplings? I just called you. Are you deaf?"
After hearing this, Luo Yunxing was not provoked in the slightest, but instead opened his eyes wide, with an expression of enlightenment on his face,
"So the person who called me just now was you, Xiaoxiao? Oh, Xiaoxiao, you don't even introduce yourself. You just let me do this and that when you come up. Oh! Hahahahahaha, Xiaoxiao, you won’t be angry when I say that, right? After all, you also said that my brain hit the glass of the car today, and I’m afraid something will go wrong, so I said something inappropriate. Don't mind, just bear with me!"
After finishing speaking, he smiled slyly again without a city mansion, and then quietly looked at the wonderful expression on He Xiao's face, which was too angry.
Watching He Xiaochong roll his big eyes, grit his teeth,
"Okay, Luo Yunxing, you're lucky this time, and it's reasonable to argue. But, now you should know that I called you to ask for soup dumplings, right? Chengdong, Xiangfuji, fresh meat soup dumplings. Listen clearly Yet?"
Luo Yunxing blinked, his face was full of sincerity, and he nodded heavily,
"Well! Remember Xiaoxiao, I'll go buy it for you right now, but the east of the city is a bit far away, can you call a car for me? Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll walk, and I'm afraid it will be very late when I come back , I’m tired of walking, it’s not a bad thing, but if I starve you to death, Xiaoxiao, then I will feel guilty for the rest of my life!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the little rabbit laughing uncontrollably in his mind.
[Hahahahahaha, the host is great, you have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!Hahahahahahaha...]
Luo Yunxing replied to Xiaotuji seriously in his brain,
【I'm serious, it's so far east of the city, I'm afraid that the little bitch will starve to death if I don't buy the soup dumplings.My life would be much less fun without such a critical person.It's a small matter for him to starve to death, but it's a big matter for my life to be boring from now on! 】
Little Rabbit: ... 666666 I am convinced.
Sure enough, after hearing this, He Xiao's complexion became darker visible to the naked eye, and he seemed to be on the verge of going berserk. Seeing Luo Yunxing's face that was pretending to be kind but actually black-bellied, his voice suddenly rose a little,
"Luo Yunxing, don't you pretend to be kind here and want me to call you a car? What do you think is beautiful? I, He Xiao, don't believe it today. If I don't call you a car, will you Luo Yunxing Ready to really walk?"
Luo Yunxing blinked, paused for a few seconds, then opened a pair of innocent big eyes,
"Xiaoxiao, are you serious?"
He Xiao sneered,
"Why, are you scared? Didn't you say you were going to walk? Now you know you're scared?"
Luo Yunxing continued to blink her big innocent eyes, shook her head,
"No? Xiaoxiao is not afraid of waiting for a long time, the star is ready to go now! Xiaoxiao, I will go first~"
After finishing speaking, he smiled slyly at the suspicious He Xiao, then turned his head and ran away with brisk steps, speaking cheerfully while running,
"Xiaoxiao must wait for me, see you tomorrow!"
He Xiao was left alone on the spot, his face pale for a long time, watching Luo Yunxing's back trotting all the way, his voice suddenly rose,
"I wipe? See you tomorrow???"
Luo Yunxing walked slowly on the road alone, with regret on his face while walking,
[Hey, the day I didn't see the actor Su, the baby is not happy! 】
The little rabbit in the brain: ...has gotten used to the host's appearance of being ready to climb the wall at any time.
Afterwards, the little rabbit seemed to have thought of something, with a worried and hesitant expression, he spoke secretly,
[Host host, are you really going? 】
Luo Yunxing raised his eyebrows,
【Hmm, what else?My Luo. I am extremely witty. How could Xingxing miss such an opportunity to pretend to be pitiful?Seize every opportunity to sell miserably, and carry out the "cheap shou" character design to the end. 】
After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands to himself, his face full of intoxication,
[Xiao Cai, have you been moved to tears by my dedication? 】
Little Rabbit: ...Thank you, not at all, but I am very comfortable with your usual narcissism and there is no disturbance in my heart.
However, thinking of another matter, Xiao Tuji was still full of thoughts, and swallowed guiltyly,
[The host is great, why don't you... don't go...]
Luo Yunxing looked at the heavy traffic coming and going on the side of the road, felt that life is really beautiful, with a face full of indifference, he asked casually,
[Such a good opportunity to go out and fish, why do I refuse? 】
Unexpectedly, the little rabbit in his brain hesitated for a long time, and finally made up his mind, and confessed everything in one go,
[The host is big, Xiaocai will tell you straight.In the original book, He Xiao asked you to buy Xiangfuji's soup dumplings on foot, and then you were unhappy, so you called Boss Bai to complain about your grievances, and Boss hung up the phone directly.You had no choice but to go all the way to exhaustion alone, and when you got to the place, you found that Xiangfuji’s soup dumplings were sold out, you were emotionally broken, desperate, and disheartened, and then you saw a car on the side of the road, directly... directly... ...]
Having said that, the little rabbit kept silent, with a cowardly expression on his face.
Luo Yunxing stood still on the side of the road, looked at the heavy traffic on the road, and asked coldly,
[How about directly? 】
The little rabbit snorted aggrievedly, pressed his two small ears softly to the sides of his body, and spoke cowardly,
[When I saw a car on the side of the road, I just—closed my eyes and slammed into it, and almost lost a leg! 】
Luo Yunxing continued to stare at the busy traffic on the side of the road: ...
Just now I thought life was wonderful, but now I only have one sentence in my mind——
When crashing and committing suicide, no car is innocent.
Damn, it's outrageous!
After saying this sentence on the other end of the phone, he hung up the phone with a snap, as if he was afraid that Luo Yunxing on the other side of the phone would say something nasty and reject him.
Luo Yunxing smiled slightly, and happily saved this strange number into the phone, and typed three words in the name - "little bitch".
Immediately afterwards, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, humming a little song, and put on her clothes leisurely.
In the brain, the little rabbit sat there cowardly, scratching her head with her small ears for a long time, watching her host change clothes in a calm manner, as if preparing to go out, she stopped talking for a long time, and finally Still couldn't help but ask,
[Host host, are you...really planning to go to the east of the city dozens of kilometers away to buy soup dumplings for He Xiao? 】
Then I saw Luo Yunxing took out the most beautiful piece of clothing in the suitcase, and said coolly,
【Am I free? 】
Little Rabbit: ...
The little rabbit in his brain suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and then showed a puzzled expression,
【Then why is the host dressed so neatly? 】
Luo Yunxing fastened the bow tie on his neckline, and even scratched his hair, with a sly smile,
[To see King Su. 】
Little Rabbit: ...! ! !Why does the host want to climb the wall when he disagrees with each other? !
Can't stand it! Can't stand it! ! !
Then I had no choice but to look at Luo Yunxing with grief and resentment, put myself in a glamorous manner, put my hands in my pockets and whistled and went out the door, leaving Xiaotuji alone in his head, beating his chest and stamping his feet, silently taking a look at the protagonist tears.
The studio has just been prepared, and many things are not yet fully in place. Some staff members are running around. Luo Yunxing walked around at a leisurely pace. He saw the director's lounge and actors' lounge, and one of them was resting. On the door of the room, He Xiao's name was written.
Luo Yunxing raised his eyebrows, glanced coldly, then walked towards the lounge with "Su Jing" on the door plate.
Just two meters away, he suddenly heard the door of the living room behind him creak and was pulled open, Luo Yunxing's right eyelid twitched, and as expected, he heard He Xiao's harsh voice behind him,
"Luo Yunxing, why are you here?"
Luo Yunxing stopped, with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and then slowly turned his body little by little. When he faced He Xiao, the expression on his face had quickly changed to another one. He was dazed, innocent, pure and innocent. harmless.
The little rabbit in his brain: ...This is the real movie king, I'm such a good guy!
"Xiaoxiao?" Luo Yunxing's tone was full of joy and innocence, as if he never expected to meet He Xiao here, then he grinned sunnyly, his eyes were smiling,
"Are you here too?"
He Xiao was obviously in a very unhappy mood after seeing him, with a questioning tone in his tone,
"Should I ask you this? Why are you here? Didn't you go to Xiangfuji to buy me soup dumplings? I just called you. Are you deaf?"
After hearing this, Luo Yunxing was not provoked in the slightest, but instead opened his eyes wide, with an expression of enlightenment on his face,
"So the person who called me just now was you, Xiaoxiao? Oh, Xiaoxiao, you don't even introduce yourself. You just let me do this and that when you come up. Oh! Hahahahahaha, Xiaoxiao, you won’t be angry when I say that, right? After all, you also said that my brain hit the glass of the car today, and I’m afraid something will go wrong, so I said something inappropriate. Don't mind, just bear with me!"
After finishing speaking, he smiled slyly again without a city mansion, and then quietly looked at the wonderful expression on He Xiao's face, which was too angry.
Watching He Xiaochong roll his big eyes, grit his teeth,
"Okay, Luo Yunxing, you're lucky this time, and it's reasonable to argue. But, now you should know that I called you to ask for soup dumplings, right? Chengdong, Xiangfuji, fresh meat soup dumplings. Listen clearly Yet?"
Luo Yunxing blinked, his face was full of sincerity, and he nodded heavily,
"Well! Remember Xiaoxiao, I'll go buy it for you right now, but the east of the city is a bit far away, can you call a car for me? Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll walk, and I'm afraid it will be very late when I come back , I’m tired of walking, it’s not a bad thing, but if I starve you to death, Xiaoxiao, then I will feel guilty for the rest of my life!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the little rabbit laughing uncontrollably in his mind.
[Hahahahahaha, the host is great, you have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!Hahahahahahaha...]
Luo Yunxing replied to Xiaotuji seriously in his brain,
【I'm serious, it's so far east of the city, I'm afraid that the little bitch will starve to death if I don't buy the soup dumplings.My life would be much less fun without such a critical person.It's a small matter for him to starve to death, but it's a big matter for my life to be boring from now on! 】
Little Rabbit: ... 666666 I am convinced.
Sure enough, after hearing this, He Xiao's complexion became darker visible to the naked eye, and he seemed to be on the verge of going berserk. Seeing Luo Yunxing's face that was pretending to be kind but actually black-bellied, his voice suddenly rose a little,
"Luo Yunxing, don't you pretend to be kind here and want me to call you a car? What do you think is beautiful? I, He Xiao, don't believe it today. If I don't call you a car, will you Luo Yunxing Ready to really walk?"
Luo Yunxing blinked, paused for a few seconds, then opened a pair of innocent big eyes,
"Xiaoxiao, are you serious?"
He Xiao sneered,
"Why, are you scared? Didn't you say you were going to walk? Now you know you're scared?"
Luo Yunxing continued to blink her big innocent eyes, shook her head,
"No? Xiaoxiao is not afraid of waiting for a long time, the star is ready to go now! Xiaoxiao, I will go first~"
After finishing speaking, he smiled slyly at the suspicious He Xiao, then turned his head and ran away with brisk steps, speaking cheerfully while running,
"Xiaoxiao must wait for me, see you tomorrow!"
He Xiao was left alone on the spot, his face pale for a long time, watching Luo Yunxing's back trotting all the way, his voice suddenly rose,
"I wipe? See you tomorrow???"
Luo Yunxing walked slowly on the road alone, with regret on his face while walking,
[Hey, the day I didn't see the actor Su, the baby is not happy! 】
The little rabbit in the brain: ...has gotten used to the host's appearance of being ready to climb the wall at any time.
Afterwards, the little rabbit seemed to have thought of something, with a worried and hesitant expression, he spoke secretly,
[Host host, are you really going? 】
Luo Yunxing raised his eyebrows,
【Hmm, what else?My Luo. I am extremely witty. How could Xingxing miss such an opportunity to pretend to be pitiful?Seize every opportunity to sell miserably, and carry out the "cheap shou" character design to the end. 】
After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands to himself, his face full of intoxication,
[Xiao Cai, have you been moved to tears by my dedication? 】
Little Rabbit: ...Thank you, not at all, but I am very comfortable with your usual narcissism and there is no disturbance in my heart.
However, thinking of another matter, Xiao Tuji was still full of thoughts, and swallowed guiltyly,
[The host is great, why don't you... don't go...]
Luo Yunxing looked at the heavy traffic coming and going on the side of the road, felt that life is really beautiful, with a face full of indifference, he asked casually,
[Such a good opportunity to go out and fish, why do I refuse? 】
Unexpectedly, the little rabbit in his brain hesitated for a long time, and finally made up his mind, and confessed everything in one go,
[The host is big, Xiaocai will tell you straight.In the original book, He Xiao asked you to buy Xiangfuji's soup dumplings on foot, and then you were unhappy, so you called Boss Bai to complain about your grievances, and Boss hung up the phone directly.You had no choice but to go all the way to exhaustion alone, and when you got to the place, you found that Xiangfuji’s soup dumplings were sold out, you were emotionally broken, desperate, and disheartened, and then you saw a car on the side of the road, directly... directly... ...]
Having said that, the little rabbit kept silent, with a cowardly expression on his face.
Luo Yunxing stood still on the side of the road, looked at the heavy traffic on the road, and asked coldly,
[How about directly? 】
The little rabbit snorted aggrievedly, pressed his two small ears softly to the sides of his body, and spoke cowardly,
[When I saw a car on the side of the road, I just—closed my eyes and slammed into it, and almost lost a leg! 】
Luo Yunxing continued to stare at the busy traffic on the side of the road: ...
Just now I thought life was wonderful, but now I only have one sentence in my mind——
When crashing and committing suicide, no car is innocent.
Damn, it's outrageous!
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