Xian Miao does not want to fly
Chapter 4 Quarrel
"That..." Lu Chun cautiously interrupted the cat and the man staring at each other, "There seems to be something wrong with this emperor."
"you shut up!"
"What's up with him?"
Two voices sounded at the same time, Lu Chun didn't know who to listen to, but looking at Li Chengnian's body, he felt temporarily deaf and listened to the kitten.
Who made the kitten cuter than Brother Jing?
Besides, he didn't have much to say--
"He appears to be dead."
Su Jing felt his hand sink, and there was a delicate touch of skin on his hand. When he realized something, he immediately made a decision, enveloping himself and the people in his arms in a mist.
Lu Chun looked at the cloud of mist, and his brother Jing's roar came from inside: "How many times have I told you to cover up before transforming!!!"
Qiao Mo muttered, "Why do you have so many things to do!"
"What? I have a lot of things to do? Then you don't know how dirty the human mind can be!"
"Oh, so can you let me go? Human with a dirty mind."
"I have ascended to become a god!"
"Isn't that also a human god, or is it that you have no brains after becoming a god? Besides, there are no other human beings here."
"Don't you think those two over there are not human?"
"Li Chengnian is in a coma. Didn't you bring Lu Chun? You mean Lu Chun is a human with a dirty mind?"
Lu, a human being with a dirty mind, looked at Li Chengnian, who was lying on his lap and was not breathing, and felt envious.
Then, when he looked up, he saw a boy with "unhappy" written all over his face striding out of the mist wrapped in a blue coat. He was stepping on the floor with bare feet, and a bright red ring was wrapped around his right ankle. Tell him it might be a magic weapon or something.
"Where are your eyes looking?"
When Su Jing's sad voice came, Lu Chun shivered: "No, no, no."
Qiao Mo went straight to Lu Chun's side and took Li Chengnian from his hand. He saw that the anger in Li Chengnian was still floating on him, but he was not breathing.
Qiao Mo's hand touched his neck, but he couldn't feel any heartbeat.
"The anger is still there, but the soul is gone."
The soul is the main reason for the gathering of vitality, but it is also because of the vitality that the soul is guaranteed not to leave the body.
Now that Li Chengnian's soul has left his body, logically speaking, he shouldn't have such anger, or in other words, his anger is still there, so there is no reason for his soul to leave.
There is indeed a problem with this free anger.
Qiao Mo raised his head, looked at Su Jing who was standing with folded arms, and handed Li Chengnian's body forward: "Look."
"Look, his soul is gone," Su Jing spread his hands, with an innocent tone, "That's why he can't wake up."
"It's you!" Qiao Mo said angrily, "You let Li Chengnian die!"
"Qiao Mo, you have to be fair!" Su Jing looked at Qiao Mo holding Li Chengnian, feeling sour in his heart, "His lifespan should have expired yesterday, how much more can he be alive?" Who knows what he did at Shichen, did you use some method to renew his life? Let me tell you this is against the law of heaven!"
Qiao Mo rolled his eyes: "If I had extended his life, I would have been robbed by lightning, why don't you ask what Tianyin Realm did in the southern country!"
"Why is the Tianyin Realm involved?" Su Jing was anxious, "Even if you don't like the Tianyin Realm, you can't blame the Tianyin Realm casually, okay?"
Qiao Mo ignored him, and asked Lu Chun instead: "You are from Zhoushan, Zhoushan is close to the southern country, have you heard of any elixir for the emperor of the southern country?"
Lu Chun looked at the young man with red lips and white teeth in front of him, his nose and nose, his mouth and his heart, and replied honestly: "I haven't been back for decades, I've been running outside."
Qiao Mo frowned: "He once drank the medicine sent by Nanguo."
"That's what I did, don't worry about it," Su Jing said indifferently, "Anyway, he should have died last night, and now his soul is probably dragged to the Dao of Reincarnation."
"Unless he has no obsession, a person will not enter reincarnation seven days after death. First of all, Li Chengnian is so obsessed with longevity, it must not be without obsession," Qiao Mo seriously corrected him, "Secondly, since he has obsession, Then even if he died last night, his soul will have to wait seven days before being taken away!"
Su Jing said angrily: "Why do you care so much about his soul? Everyone else is dead, so if you find his soul, can you press it back?"
Seeing his attitude, Qiao Mo stopped arguing with him, but hugged Li Chengnian in a muffled manner. The temperature of his body was slowly getting colder, but the anger floating around his body was still gone. dissipate.
Seeing him like this, Su Jing became even angrier.
"Qiao Mo," Su Jing forced himself to calm down, "You still owe me an explanation."
Qiao Mo picked up Li Chengnian's body and took two steps, then turned his back to Su Jing, and said in a stubborn voice, "I don't owe you any explanation, and if you didn't hide your cultivation from the beginning, I wouldn't have told you You make a marriage contract."
"Do you hate ascension that much?"
Qiao Mo paused: "Go back."
"what?"
Qiao Mo turned sideways slightly, the corners of his eyes were a little red: "I'm afraid Lu Chun summoned you because of Li Chengnian's 'wish', now that Li Chengnian is dead, his 'wish' has failed, you I can go back."
After all, Qiao Mo took Li Chengnian and disappeared in place.
Lu Chun said cautiously: "Brother Jing... can you... talk about my business..."
"What are you talking about?" Su Jing said angrily, "Do you think you have nothing to do now?"
Lu Chun closed his mouth, his shrewd eyes were full of helplessness.
Ascension God, I can't afford to offend him.
"Brother Jing, you now..."
"Yu Jue show me."
Lu Chun handed Yujue over.
Su Jing took the Jade Jue and faced the light. The base color of the Jade Jue was white, and there was a golden thread in the middle along the direction of the Jade Jue. Now one end of the gold wire was a bit shorter than the Jade Jue, and it was not fully filled.
"Time hasn't diminished," Su Jing murmured, and he threw the jade to Lu Chun, "The emperor's soul has indeed not entered the reincarnation, and his 'wish' is still valid, so go find it as soon as possible."
Lu Chun took the order, walked towards the door and paused.
"That..." He scratched his head, "The emperor is dead, so what about the people in the palace?"
No one answered, he turned his head and found that Su Jing was no longer there.
Qiao Mo put Li Chengnian's body on the bed, put his hand between his brows, and closed his eyes.
Su Jing's voice sounded behind him: "His soul and body should still be connected."
Qiao Mo maintained his previous actions and did not speak.
Su Jing didn't urge him either, and pulled a chair to sit beside him unceremoniously, watching Qiao Mo perform the spell.
Qiao Mo's hand slowly moved down between Li Chengnian's brows, until it reached his chest before stopping.
Qiao Mo stopped, opened his eyes, and looked at Su Jing: "Why are you still here?"
Su Jing pointed to Li Chengnian: "I haven't fulfilled his wish yet, and of course I can't leave if I don't earn money from offering incense."
"He's all dead."
"He's dead but his soul and body are still intact." Su Jing stood up, leaned down slightly and glanced at Li Chengnian, "Now, if I completely cut off the connection between his soul and body, I can pat his ass and return immediately." Tianyin Realm, or find his soul that flew to nowhere but is still disconnected from his body, and ask him why he can't die with peace..."
"His eyes are closed," Qiao Mo corrected, "There is no such thing as death."
After Su Jing paused, he straightened up and stretched out his hand to pat Qiao Mo's head, but Qiao Mo tilted his head to avoid it.
Su Jing curled his lips: "Why are you not even allowed to masturbate now?"
Qiao Mo said unhappily: "Who told you to masturbate against your hair all the time, besides, didn't you masturbate just now?"
Su Jing felt a little regretful that he didn't masturbate twice more just now.
Qiao Mo asked, "Do you know where his soul is now?"
Su Jing raised his eyebrows: "I don't know and I don't want to know, I just want to cut off the connection between his soul and body, so that I can return to Tianyin without so much trouble."
Qiao Mo turned his head, his golden eyes widened: "How dare you?"
Su Jing looked at the wide-eyed young man in front of him and called his daughter-in-law so cute in his heart, but his face was still cold: "I have nothing to dare. Wait until I cut off the connection and let him die cleanly, and then Then forcefully tie you back to Tianyin Realm..."
"If it's Feisheng, I should go to Taixu Mountain, and I won't go to Tianyin Realm." Qiao Mo lowered his eyes, "I heard that there is a barrier between Tianyin Realm and Taixu Mountain that even gods can't cross, even if I told you Ascending with a marriage contract, you and I also want to say goodbye, so whether I want to ascend or whether I want to ascend has nothing to do with you."
So don't hold on to the previous things anymore, okay?
Let the past be the past!
Su Jing didn't intend to let it pass: "Who said goodbye? How do you know if you don't try? Besides, even if you can't use the marriage contract to take you to the ascension, you have to try, right? You can use the marriage silk to attract you now." This attitude is wrong to block the thunder disaster! Besides, can the marriage thread be so thin to prevent the thunder disaster? You did it on purpose!"
"That thunder fell!"
"Your husband, I will help you block it! Nothing will happen if you don't rush out!"
"Who told you to stick my arm! How many times have you said not to stick my arm when you hug me, but you want to stick!"
"Don't make trouble out of no reason, how could I have paid so much attention back then when I ascended to carry the thunder disaster!"
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, a voice came from outside the door: "Your Majesty..."
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" Su Jing said impatiently, "Your Majesty... um..."
Qiao Mo stepped forward and pressed the back of his head with one hand and quickly covered his mouth with the other, then twisted his body and said in Li Chengnian's voice, "What's the matter?"
Su Jing felt his daughter-in-law's tender paws while wrapping his arms around Qiao Mo's waist naturally, relying on Qiao Mo's dealing with the outside world and not caring about this side, but he reviewed the previous feel.
"His Royal Highness came to say hello," the palace man outside bowed and said, "His Royal Highness heard that His Majesty fainted in the palace, and was very anxious. He also heard that His Majesty did not announce the imperial physician, so he was really worried, so he personally went to the Imperial Hospital and invited the Imperial Physician to treat him." His Majesty's pulse."
"I'm fine," Qiao Mo said, "The crown prince and the imperial physician should step down."
There was a soft voice at the door, it was the palace servants urging the prince to go back.
"The emperor already has a son?" Su Jing's mouth was covered and he couldn't speak, but it didn't prevent his voice from penetrating into Qiao Mo's brain. I've been angry for a long time, why do you still insist on Li Chengnian now that he has a son? Mo, I remember that you are not such a permissive cat?"
"Am I angry at you for saving it?!" Qiao Mo glared, and who wouldn't have heard the secret, "Did you save it by cutting off the branch with sword energy like you? That kitten is only one month old! The branch is far away from it." The ground is six feet wide! Do you want to drop it to death?!"
Seeing that they were about to quarrel again, they were interrupted by the voice of a young boy who had just escaped from the immature at the door.
"Father! Please let the imperial physician take your pulse! You can't hide your illness from the doctor, father! If you don't let the imperial physician take your pulse, my son, my son will kneel and die here!"
The two who were still arguing paused, and then let out a "tsk" at the same time.
Whether it is a cat cub or a human cub, it is a troublesome existence...
"you shut up!"
"What's up with him?"
Two voices sounded at the same time, Lu Chun didn't know who to listen to, but looking at Li Chengnian's body, he felt temporarily deaf and listened to the kitten.
Who made the kitten cuter than Brother Jing?
Besides, he didn't have much to say--
"He appears to be dead."
Su Jing felt his hand sink, and there was a delicate touch of skin on his hand. When he realized something, he immediately made a decision, enveloping himself and the people in his arms in a mist.
Lu Chun looked at the cloud of mist, and his brother Jing's roar came from inside: "How many times have I told you to cover up before transforming!!!"
Qiao Mo muttered, "Why do you have so many things to do!"
"What? I have a lot of things to do? Then you don't know how dirty the human mind can be!"
"Oh, so can you let me go? Human with a dirty mind."
"I have ascended to become a god!"
"Isn't that also a human god, or is it that you have no brains after becoming a god? Besides, there are no other human beings here."
"Don't you think those two over there are not human?"
"Li Chengnian is in a coma. Didn't you bring Lu Chun? You mean Lu Chun is a human with a dirty mind?"
Lu, a human being with a dirty mind, looked at Li Chengnian, who was lying on his lap and was not breathing, and felt envious.
Then, when he looked up, he saw a boy with "unhappy" written all over his face striding out of the mist wrapped in a blue coat. He was stepping on the floor with bare feet, and a bright red ring was wrapped around his right ankle. Tell him it might be a magic weapon or something.
"Where are your eyes looking?"
When Su Jing's sad voice came, Lu Chun shivered: "No, no, no."
Qiao Mo went straight to Lu Chun's side and took Li Chengnian from his hand. He saw that the anger in Li Chengnian was still floating on him, but he was not breathing.
Qiao Mo's hand touched his neck, but he couldn't feel any heartbeat.
"The anger is still there, but the soul is gone."
The soul is the main reason for the gathering of vitality, but it is also because of the vitality that the soul is guaranteed not to leave the body.
Now that Li Chengnian's soul has left his body, logically speaking, he shouldn't have such anger, or in other words, his anger is still there, so there is no reason for his soul to leave.
There is indeed a problem with this free anger.
Qiao Mo raised his head, looked at Su Jing who was standing with folded arms, and handed Li Chengnian's body forward: "Look."
"Look, his soul is gone," Su Jing spread his hands, with an innocent tone, "That's why he can't wake up."
"It's you!" Qiao Mo said angrily, "You let Li Chengnian die!"
"Qiao Mo, you have to be fair!" Su Jing looked at Qiao Mo holding Li Chengnian, feeling sour in his heart, "His lifespan should have expired yesterday, how much more can he be alive?" Who knows what he did at Shichen, did you use some method to renew his life? Let me tell you this is against the law of heaven!"
Qiao Mo rolled his eyes: "If I had extended his life, I would have been robbed by lightning, why don't you ask what Tianyin Realm did in the southern country!"
"Why is the Tianyin Realm involved?" Su Jing was anxious, "Even if you don't like the Tianyin Realm, you can't blame the Tianyin Realm casually, okay?"
Qiao Mo ignored him, and asked Lu Chun instead: "You are from Zhoushan, Zhoushan is close to the southern country, have you heard of any elixir for the emperor of the southern country?"
Lu Chun looked at the young man with red lips and white teeth in front of him, his nose and nose, his mouth and his heart, and replied honestly: "I haven't been back for decades, I've been running outside."
Qiao Mo frowned: "He once drank the medicine sent by Nanguo."
"That's what I did, don't worry about it," Su Jing said indifferently, "Anyway, he should have died last night, and now his soul is probably dragged to the Dao of Reincarnation."
"Unless he has no obsession, a person will not enter reincarnation seven days after death. First of all, Li Chengnian is so obsessed with longevity, it must not be without obsession," Qiao Mo seriously corrected him, "Secondly, since he has obsession, Then even if he died last night, his soul will have to wait seven days before being taken away!"
Su Jing said angrily: "Why do you care so much about his soul? Everyone else is dead, so if you find his soul, can you press it back?"
Seeing his attitude, Qiao Mo stopped arguing with him, but hugged Li Chengnian in a muffled manner. The temperature of his body was slowly getting colder, but the anger floating around his body was still gone. dissipate.
Seeing him like this, Su Jing became even angrier.
"Qiao Mo," Su Jing forced himself to calm down, "You still owe me an explanation."
Qiao Mo picked up Li Chengnian's body and took two steps, then turned his back to Su Jing, and said in a stubborn voice, "I don't owe you any explanation, and if you didn't hide your cultivation from the beginning, I wouldn't have told you You make a marriage contract."
"Do you hate ascension that much?"
Qiao Mo paused: "Go back."
"what?"
Qiao Mo turned sideways slightly, the corners of his eyes were a little red: "I'm afraid Lu Chun summoned you because of Li Chengnian's 'wish', now that Li Chengnian is dead, his 'wish' has failed, you I can go back."
After all, Qiao Mo took Li Chengnian and disappeared in place.
Lu Chun said cautiously: "Brother Jing... can you... talk about my business..."
"What are you talking about?" Su Jing said angrily, "Do you think you have nothing to do now?"
Lu Chun closed his mouth, his shrewd eyes were full of helplessness.
Ascension God, I can't afford to offend him.
"Brother Jing, you now..."
"Yu Jue show me."
Lu Chun handed Yujue over.
Su Jing took the Jade Jue and faced the light. The base color of the Jade Jue was white, and there was a golden thread in the middle along the direction of the Jade Jue. Now one end of the gold wire was a bit shorter than the Jade Jue, and it was not fully filled.
"Time hasn't diminished," Su Jing murmured, and he threw the jade to Lu Chun, "The emperor's soul has indeed not entered the reincarnation, and his 'wish' is still valid, so go find it as soon as possible."
Lu Chun took the order, walked towards the door and paused.
"That..." He scratched his head, "The emperor is dead, so what about the people in the palace?"
No one answered, he turned his head and found that Su Jing was no longer there.
Qiao Mo put Li Chengnian's body on the bed, put his hand between his brows, and closed his eyes.
Su Jing's voice sounded behind him: "His soul and body should still be connected."
Qiao Mo maintained his previous actions and did not speak.
Su Jing didn't urge him either, and pulled a chair to sit beside him unceremoniously, watching Qiao Mo perform the spell.
Qiao Mo's hand slowly moved down between Li Chengnian's brows, until it reached his chest before stopping.
Qiao Mo stopped, opened his eyes, and looked at Su Jing: "Why are you still here?"
Su Jing pointed to Li Chengnian: "I haven't fulfilled his wish yet, and of course I can't leave if I don't earn money from offering incense."
"He's all dead."
"He's dead but his soul and body are still intact." Su Jing stood up, leaned down slightly and glanced at Li Chengnian, "Now, if I completely cut off the connection between his soul and body, I can pat his ass and return immediately." Tianyin Realm, or find his soul that flew to nowhere but is still disconnected from his body, and ask him why he can't die with peace..."
"His eyes are closed," Qiao Mo corrected, "There is no such thing as death."
After Su Jing paused, he straightened up and stretched out his hand to pat Qiao Mo's head, but Qiao Mo tilted his head to avoid it.
Su Jing curled his lips: "Why are you not even allowed to masturbate now?"
Qiao Mo said unhappily: "Who told you to masturbate against your hair all the time, besides, didn't you masturbate just now?"
Su Jing felt a little regretful that he didn't masturbate twice more just now.
Qiao Mo asked, "Do you know where his soul is now?"
Su Jing raised his eyebrows: "I don't know and I don't want to know, I just want to cut off the connection between his soul and body, so that I can return to Tianyin without so much trouble."
Qiao Mo turned his head, his golden eyes widened: "How dare you?"
Su Jing looked at the wide-eyed young man in front of him and called his daughter-in-law so cute in his heart, but his face was still cold: "I have nothing to dare. Wait until I cut off the connection and let him die cleanly, and then Then forcefully tie you back to Tianyin Realm..."
"If it's Feisheng, I should go to Taixu Mountain, and I won't go to Tianyin Realm." Qiao Mo lowered his eyes, "I heard that there is a barrier between Tianyin Realm and Taixu Mountain that even gods can't cross, even if I told you Ascending with a marriage contract, you and I also want to say goodbye, so whether I want to ascend or whether I want to ascend has nothing to do with you."
So don't hold on to the previous things anymore, okay?
Let the past be the past!
Su Jing didn't intend to let it pass: "Who said goodbye? How do you know if you don't try? Besides, even if you can't use the marriage contract to take you to the ascension, you have to try, right? You can use the marriage silk to attract you now." This attitude is wrong to block the thunder disaster! Besides, can the marriage thread be so thin to prevent the thunder disaster? You did it on purpose!"
"That thunder fell!"
"Your husband, I will help you block it! Nothing will happen if you don't rush out!"
"Who told you to stick my arm! How many times have you said not to stick my arm when you hug me, but you want to stick!"
"Don't make trouble out of no reason, how could I have paid so much attention back then when I ascended to carry the thunder disaster!"
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, a voice came from outside the door: "Your Majesty..."
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" Su Jing said impatiently, "Your Majesty... um..."
Qiao Mo stepped forward and pressed the back of his head with one hand and quickly covered his mouth with the other, then twisted his body and said in Li Chengnian's voice, "What's the matter?"
Su Jing felt his daughter-in-law's tender paws while wrapping his arms around Qiao Mo's waist naturally, relying on Qiao Mo's dealing with the outside world and not caring about this side, but he reviewed the previous feel.
"His Royal Highness came to say hello," the palace man outside bowed and said, "His Royal Highness heard that His Majesty fainted in the palace, and was very anxious. He also heard that His Majesty did not announce the imperial physician, so he was really worried, so he personally went to the Imperial Hospital and invited the Imperial Physician to treat him." His Majesty's pulse."
"I'm fine," Qiao Mo said, "The crown prince and the imperial physician should step down."
There was a soft voice at the door, it was the palace servants urging the prince to go back.
"The emperor already has a son?" Su Jing's mouth was covered and he couldn't speak, but it didn't prevent his voice from penetrating into Qiao Mo's brain. I've been angry for a long time, why do you still insist on Li Chengnian now that he has a son? Mo, I remember that you are not such a permissive cat?"
"Am I angry at you for saving it?!" Qiao Mo glared, and who wouldn't have heard the secret, "Did you save it by cutting off the branch with sword energy like you? That kitten is only one month old! The branch is far away from it." The ground is six feet wide! Do you want to drop it to death?!"
Seeing that they were about to quarrel again, they were interrupted by the voice of a young boy who had just escaped from the immature at the door.
"Father! Please let the imperial physician take your pulse! You can't hide your illness from the doctor, father! If you don't let the imperial physician take your pulse, my son, my son will kneel and die here!"
The two who were still arguing paused, and then let out a "tsk" at the same time.
Whether it is a cat cub or a human cub, it is a troublesome existence...
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