monster girlfriend

So scary... Is she really human?Why did it have tentacles on its body? Those soft, greasy, slippery tentacles that grew wantonly extended from the back, pierced deeply into the weasel's body, pulled out the brain with blood and took out a small yellow stone.

vomit--

Tang Lingling saw that the woman rolled the small yellow stone with her tentacles, rubbed it casually on the tablecloth of the altar of the mountain god statue, and ate the freshly made stone.She couldn't help feeling nauseous, but her mouth was gagged and she couldn't spit it out.

All this happened extremely quickly, and in just a few seconds, people outside shouted and pushed open the temple door and broke in.

So at the same time, everyone saw the existence standing next to the weasel's corpse.The strange and charming woman like a ghost in the mountain waved her blood-stained tentacles, showing a majestic and angry expression, and radiated more tentacles like exploding hairs, frantically destroying the entire mountain temple.

Including the tree root mountain statue that had been enshrined for hundreds of years, all of them exploded with a bang.

Tang Lingling huddled in fear, and heard the woman say unhappily: "It smells so bad, so dizzy."

The crowd boiled, and people... knelt down to the woman one after another.

The woman looked at the crowd inexplicably, and could only hear their murmurs, but she couldn't understand them at all.

She didn't care about the reaction of these people at all. After destroying the mountain temple, she hurriedly jumped to the high place of the big tree next to the temple, and kept shaking the tentacles to try to get rid of the foul smell.If Shuangshuang smells it, she should dislike it again.

So the big windmill turned and turned, and she breathed the fresh air freely, allowing herself to return to the fresh sea salt ice cream flavor.

Tang Lingling was still tied and lying on the ground, listening to the discussions of the surrounding villagers, she couldn't help feeling a burst of fear.

The teacher said that the world is materialistic, and those mountain god legends are feudal superstitions, but this woman... yes, the villagers seem to regard this woman as a mountain god.

The mountain god is extremely powerful, and the one who will be killed must be the fake mountain god. It must be the real mountain god who found out that the weasel was pretending to be himself, so he personally took action to eradicate the evil god!

Look, that terrible power, who else can be so powerful except the mountain god?Look, the holy tentacles are exactly the same as the tree roots on the statue of the mountain god!Look, that majestic expression, who else can be so noble except gods? !

It's her, it's her, our mountain god Bodhisattva!

The crowd began to bow down, and everyone couldn't help but feel scared when they saw the mountain god Bodhisattva ignoring them.Could it be that the mountain god got angry because he thought everyone was too stupid?

If there is no way, then use the old method!

Everyone pushed Tang Lingling to the bottom of the big tree where the mountain god stood.

The village chief straightened up trembling, as a representative, he wanted to confess to the mountain god and express his piety!

Then there was a burst of chatter, and Sang Lu, who was regarded as a mountain god Bodhisattva, looked down at him in confusion, didn't understand, so she didn't care.

The village head is even more scared, Mountain God Bodhisattva, why are you so expressionless, do you think we are not sincere?

Come on, give the tribute!

People held Tang Lingling high, and the village chief said, "Ji Li Gu Lu, Ji Li Gu Lu!" Mountain God Bodhisattva, please accept our tribute!Bless the people in our village from becoming horrible living dead again!

Sang Lu was still standing expressionlessly, her eyes had already passed them, and cast her eyes vaguely into the shadow behind the crowd.

Shuangshuang just stood there, she didn't know what she was laughing at, her waist was bent, as if she was very happy.Sang Lu didn't know why she laughed, but since she started laughing when she was standing on the tree, she should stand for a while longer.

Tang Lingling struggled to make a sound from her throat, trying to say something.

The village head is worried, the mountain god Bodhisattva just ignores him, why?At this time, he noticed that Tang Lingling seemed to want to talk, and rushed to the doctor in a hurry, so he pulled off the gag for her.

"GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAa!" Smelly girl, is it because your heart is not sincere, and the mountain god Bodhisattva sensed it and refused to accept you?You who are in the midst of blessings and don’t know how to be blessed, don’t hesitate to express your sincerity to the Mountain God Bodhisattva!

The corner of Tang Lingling's mouth twitched, and she was speechless for a while. Didn't this group of people think that the so-called mountain god Bodhisattva ignored them, maybe because of a language barrier?

Mountain gods and bodhisattvas in the new century must also speak Mandarin!

The materialist world view from TT and the three views cultivated in a feudal superstitious environment are colliding. Tang Lingling doesn't know whether this woman is a mountain god, but she doesn't want to miss this opportunity, so she raised her voice and shouted:

"Are you really a mountain god? They want to enshrine me to you, please, let me go!"

worship?

Sang Lu finally understood a person's words. She looked at Tang Lingling who was held up in mid-air like a rice dumpling by everyone—frowning, it stinks!

Sang Lu finally spoke, succinctly: "No."

The villagers began to cheer, and the mountain god Bodhisattva responded to everyone!I don't understand it, but it's a good sign!

So everyone was even more excited to sacrifice Tang Lingling to the mountain god Bodhisattva. Tang Lingling wanted to cry without tears, and communicated with the villagers in dialect, shouting that the mountain god didn't want me.In the end, because everyone knew that she wanted to escape, no one believed her.

Tang Lingling asked the Mountain God Bodhisattva for help: "Master Mountain God, what should they do if they don't believe it?"

What do you not believe?

As Tang Lingling was lifted higher and higher, her body, which was marinated by weasel farts, was naturally getting closer to Sang Lu.Sang Lu was in a dilemma. She had already reached the highest point of the big tree. Unfortunately, although the tree was strong, it was not very tall.

So a very, very thin antenna stretched out and pushed Tang Lingling backwards. Although the antenna was small, it was powerful. The people who were holding Tang Lingling staggered and fell into a ball. The meat pad was not hurt by the fall.

"No, refuse, it stinks!"

Tang Lingling recounted the meaning of the Mountain God Bodhisattva loudly to the villagers. She was very happy, because the village chief's expression became obviously depressed.

Whoever made the meaning of the Mountain God Bodhisattva so obvious, it is clear that he dislikes them.

The village head didn't give up: "Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so!" Damn girl, it's all your fault for not cleaning yourself up, and being rejected by the mountain god Bodhisattva!Come on, I'll give you a chance to pay off your merits, and ask what kind of tribute does the Lord Mountain God want?

Tang Lingling was still tied up, she guessed that if they couldn't please the mountain god Bodhisattva tonight, they would never let her go.Forced to be helpless, she had no choice but to cooperate obediently. She asked, "Master Mountain God, what exactly do you want?"

what do you want?

Do you still need to ask this question?Sang Lu said decisively without hesitation: "Her!"

A white and graceful finger pointed to the back of the crowd. In an instant, everyone turned their heads, including Tang Lingling who was tied up.

As a result, Xia Weishuang, who was originally hiding in the corner watching the play, was forced to become the focus of everyone, and the smile on her face was instantly frozen.

"Everyone... How are you?"

Xia Weishuang hugged the plump orange cat, slowly raised a hand and waved it.

It's her, the sacrifice that the Mountain God Bodhisattva wants!

In an instant, the eyes of the villagers lit up, leaving Tang Lingling behind and rushing towards Xia Weishuang.

Chirping, chirping, chirping... Xia Weishuang struggled to listen, but could only hear that they were praising the mountain god for his good eyesight.

The group surrounded Xia Weishuang and wanted to push her towards Sanglu, but just as she started, Sanglu rushed over like a gust of wind, blocking everyone's hands.

"Don't touch her, she's mine."

Even though the tone of voice is flat, the suddenly cold aura and the strange and terrifying eyes can't help but make people feel chills all over.

Tang Lingling quickly relayed Sang Lu's meaning, so the villagers realized that the mountain god was angry!

Plop, plop, plop, the person who had just stood knelt down again.Xia Weishuang and Sang Lu were surrounded in the middle together, and Sang Lu didn't care whether the couple was kneeling or standing, Xia Weishuang couldn't accept being obeyed like this.

She is an educated person in a civilized society, and even if the world has changed now, she will not engage in this form of oppression.

She hurriedly pulled Sang Lu out of the crowd, but unfortunately the group turned around and wanted to kneel down to Sang Lu, begging for mercy.

Helpless, Xia Weishuang had no choice but to say to Tang Lingling: "Tell them quickly, Sang Lu is not a mountain god, and I am not a tribute. We are just ordinary lovers."

Tang Lingling's young mind accepted the shock, and she was a little stunned, but she quickly reacted wittily, if this person is not a mountain god, when they leave, everyone will definitely not let her go.

So she turned her head and said to everyone: "Ji Li Gu Lu Ji Li Gu Lu!" This woman is the bride of the mountain god, everyone should respect her!

The villagers suddenly realized: it turns out that the mountain god came into the world for the purpose of getting married!I offended the mountain god's bride just now, no wonder the mountain god Bodhisattva is angry.

Since the mountain god appeared in the village, it means that this is a blessed place, everyone should be grateful to the mountain god!

So the question is, what should we do?

Of course it's a wedding for the mountain god!

The village head quickly ordered that everyone must meet the requirements of the mountain god Bodhisattva as soon as possible.

Tang Lingling was still lying on the ground, stunned. She didn't expect the villagers to accept the fact that the two women were lovers so smoothly. She couldn't believe it!

Tang Lingling tentatively asked the village chief: "Village chief, they are all women, how can they get married?"

The village head turned around and scolded her: "Ji Li Gu Lu U La Gua Gua!" Shit!God doesn't have any sex, you just see her as a woman, who knows whether it is a man or a woman?Have you never heard of our legend that the mountain god and water god always marry a bride, how can anyone marry a groom?So is there a problem?No!

The crowd dispersed to prepare. Xia Weishuang noticed that they seemed to be preparing for a sacrifice or some new ceremony. In such a short period of time, she really couldn't communicate with everyone, so she went to Tang Lingling and asked her.

"You didn't tell them that this is not a mountain god?" Xia Weishuang untied Tang Lingling's rope by the way.

Tang Lingling's eyes wandered, hesitating and hesitating, as if she dared not tell the truth.

Xia Weishuang is not afraid that she has bad intentions, she has a way of dealing with people, and she can make the little girl dare not lie with a few words.

Tang Lingling said weakly: "I told them that you are the bride of the mountain god...then I can't help it. If I'm telling the truth, when you leave, they will definitely give me to a new mountain god."

Sang Lu didn't care whether there was a mountain god or not, she hooked Xia Weishuang's wrist and tried to drag her away, she muttered, "Smelly."

Considering the situation of the little mud monkey, this is not too much, Xia Weishuang didn't care about her, but asked: "Then what do they want to do?"

Tang Lingling was silent for a moment, and told the truth: "We are having a wedding."

Xia Weishuang: "???"

Tang Lingling went all out and shouted: "Everyone thinks that the mountain god came into the world to get married, so we want to hold a wedding ceremony for you to please the mountain god!"

Sanglu: "Oh——"

Xia Weishuang: "..."