[abuse] a leaf boat

"This luggage is only simple. Except for two shirts and trousers and a few pairs of underwear, there is nothing else to do. I have nothing to give, only a poem. I hope you will keep it in your heart. I don't know the difference. When will we meet?" Zhang Bing secretly stuffed a clean towel into Yu Bo's packed luggage.

Yu Bo sat on the bed and tied his shoelaces, glanced at him a few times, telling him to stop making trouble and get ready.

"Ah! You came lightly, took my thoughts with you, and left hard! Like a bandit, and like a weasel, you eat chickens and go to the house at the same time. Ah! You came here in a hurry, and then left with a splash. With a wave of my sleeves, I say goodbye to you."

Yu Bo clicked his tongue, squinted at him, and suddenly attacked his waist with his hand: scratch him.

Zhang Bing ran to the opposite side of the bed to protect the itching.

"Your husband went to the battlefield today. He worked his life for the pilgrimage, and worked for the people of the whole city. Well, it's for the benefit of his wife. When I go, the royal salary will naturally be a lot, and you can spend it on expenses." , It’s just that there are family rules at home, don’t cross the line, when I come back with glory, we, this hard-fated mandarin mandarin couple, will be able to live together and fly together.” Yu Bo calmly, trying to finish the sentence without emotion.

"Don't put gold bars on your face, isn't it just assigned to be an orderly soldier, standing guard, cleaning up, and doing all the chores in the world, that's all." Zhang Bing put on a disdainful expression.

"I think you have sores on your buttocks, and it's itchy. Come to your husband quickly, take off your pants, and I will hit you twice to relieve your anger."

Yu Bo pulled Zhang Bing and was about to make a fuss, but Zhang Bing, who was calm for a moment, scolded him: "Don't make trouble, pack your luggage, remember we are all soldiers."

It's not good for Yu Bo to continue playing around, after all, many soldiers have already ran out of the door and stood in the queue.

This little fox actually played around by himself, after seeing it, how to deal with him on the bed is like heaven and earth, only by himself.Yu Bo thought to himself.

"Are you ready?" Yu Bo looked at Zhang Bing, and Zhang Bing looked at him with a smile: "Ready, let's go out."

Zhang Bing followed behind, and at the moment of going out the gate, he looked back a few times, jumped high, and slammed Yu Bo's face hard with his lips.When Zhang Bing returned to the ground, he felt that his nasal bone was about to split.Yu Bo didn't make a sound, only the figure running forward.

This group of recruits will soon be divided into different teams, except for Zhang Bing and Yu Bo, no one has any feeling about the separation this time.

Zhang Bing's heart was pounding when he heard the name being called out, and he kept praying, don't call Yu Bo's name, don't call him.Of course, he also knew that such a thought was stupid, but he couldn't control his heart that was so burned by the fire at that moment.

Yu Bo lowered his head suddenly, and pressed his lips against Zhang Bing's ear: "My wife, don't forget to miss me." After speaking, Yu Bo's name was called out, and at the end, his broad hands scratched Zhang Bing's buttocks With one hand, he walked away triumphantly.

Zhang Bing clenched his teeth, afraid to cry out, pretended to be angry, and stared wide-eyed, but Yu Bo only had his back and couldn't see.However, in Zhang Bing's heart, he felt happy and felt happy about scratching his butt. The idea of ​​not daring to enter the goal made Zhang Bing despise himself while being trendy.He felt like he was about to split.

The orderly was taken away first, because of military regulations, Zhang Bing only saw the back of Yu Bo's head.

"I'll break my heart when I see it, so I won't look back." Bai Juyi's "Farewell to Nanpu" was chewed by Zhang Bing, accompanied by gusts of cold wind, his tongue became more and more bitter.

"Zhang Bing?"

"To!"

"Okay, it's the two of you, follow me."

The concrete floor along the way was full of potholes, and I walked for a long time with one foot deep and the other shallow, just like the road I had walked in the first half of my life, but fortunately, I finally stepped on the smooth road back.

Do you really want to go back to Wuying City with Yubo?Zhang Bing still hesitated.Without giving him a chance to think, he arrived at his destination.Zhang Bing bypassed the cafeteria gate marked in red paint with peeling paint, and entered through a small door on one side.Walking towards him was a not-so-slender man with small eyes that curved into half crescents when he smiled, facing the opposite direction from the corners of his smiling mouth.

"Oh, little comrades, how are you all? I will be the monitor of your cooking class for the next two years. We will be a big family in the future. We need to learn from each other and help each other.

"I'll leave it to you, and I've finished everything. Why do you just take people to the kitchen? The luggage is piled up at the door before it's sorted." The instructor complained.

"Oh, look, I'm so excited. Someone is coming to work. I'm so happy."

After the luggage was put away, Zhang Bing put on a black rubber apron and rubber gloves and went to the noisy kitchen.In the dormitory, he counted the beds, and there were 11 people in the class.

Zhang Bing was assigned to wash the vegetables, and when he sat down, he saw a man with his head down washing his face, smiling and shoving him: "Why are you assigned to the cooking class?"

Lu Shi felt as if he was seeing his relatives, he didn't care to wipe the water off his face, and excitedly held Zhang Bing's hand: "At last someone helped me with my work."

"What's your name?" Zhang Bing was dissatisfied: "Co-author, you are not happy because you meet acquaintances, but to celebrate your liberation, right?"

"You are slandering, naked slander. Look at this face," Lu Shi wiped the water from his face, "these are tears, tears of joy and passion."

Zhang Bing was speechless and Lu Shi hadn't seen him for a few days, and his face was like three autumns.

"It's just an acquaintance, do I have to cry bitterly? We are friends, comrades-in-arms who have been down and out in a small team. Friendship in battle, the sea is deep."

"Don't curse my eyesight. When I'm blind, you poked your finger into your nostril just now. What kind of snot came out of your nostril. Don't pretend too much. Hey, hey, wash your hands first, don't wash the vegetables, you Don't you think it's dirty?" Zhang Bing dragged Lu Shi to the edge of the pool, looking like he was facing an enemy until Zhang Bing felt clean.

In the past few months, I seem to have gained a lot.

There are friends, and there are lovers who "go to the battlefield".

Zhang Bing and Lu Shi, sitting and washing cabbage, peppers, and peeling potatoes, looked like two middle-aged aunts. They kept talking, but kept their laughter low. People passing by thought there were two ducks in the kitchen.

"Well, he must be excited to see you." Lu Shi washed a cucumber and bit off half of it first: "Wu Shengzhou is also in this cooking class."

"Who else?" Zhang Bing was worried that there were other acquaintances who didn't want to meet.

"It's gone." Lu Shi sighed in a low voice.

"Why, unhappy?" Zhang Bing asked, "Yes, you are a college student after all, and you were assigned to the cooking class to wash vegetables. However, you are so patient. If it were me, I would have..." Zhang Bing couldn't figure it out The following words.If it was him, no matter how upset he was, he would keep doing it honestly.

"Not really. I felt unhappy at school last year and wanted to leave. I came here when I had this opportunity. I know I'm two pounds, and I never thought of being famous. It's just that I feel that I have lived until now, and I have lived together. In the fog, stumbled."

Zhang Bing was silent.

"However, I'm not happy, more because I don't have the opportunity to steal something. After a while, look at the expression of that silly big man Wu Shengzhou, the whole person is happy like a morning glory, because there is a chance to meet and learn to make dim sum .Who knew that he got started very quickly, and now he has become a little master, and he can still eat two mouthfuls of hot dessert." Lu Shi rubbed the cabbage leaves into pieces and attached them to the basin.

"We are all in the same boot camp, why didn't you come with me."

"It's not that there is an urgent need for people here, so we first find two people who can't fit into other troops." Speaking of this, Lu Shi sighed again.

"The deputy squad leader is here." Lu Shi pulled Zhang Bing to stand up.

"Everyone stand up and stand opposite each other." Unlike the smiling squad leader, the deputy squad leader looked serious, with a hooked nose and sunken eye sockets, making him look gloomy.

"Look, this is our army. This person is tall, short, fat, thin, and can go out to perform cross talk with any combination. Not bad, not bad."

The deputy squad leader's words made one's heart chill, Zhang Bing thought, after all, he was a master who was not to be trifled with.With one hand on the deputy squad leader's neck, the man dressed in a black leather jacket pulled out the celery dangling from his mouth.

"Pretend, keep pretending, I just want to be the squad leader. Everyone knows that there is no need to imply in front of these cute recruits. The biggest problem with you is that you don't speak straight."

The corners of the deputy squad leader's mouth turned up instantly, and he smiled with big white teeth: "I learned it from you, Sister Bing, what's the matter, I went home this time and had sex reassignment surgery. Don't hurry up and change your uniform. What do you look like. Introduce yourself to them, adjust the atmosphere, they are all scared by me. But it is really fun."

Zhang Bing was messed up by a play, and everyone was obviously confused.

"My name is Yang Mingchuan. The one who looks like a vulture is Gu Shilei. We are not good people. Don't be afraid of us. If you are afraid, be afraid of the squad leader." The man in the black leather jacket said.

"Trouble, let you make trouble." The squad leader walked into the kitchen, picked up a radish and hit the two shoulder-to-shoulder people: "It's still trouble, what time is it, why don't you hurry up and get me into the first combat position?" . Pick up your shovels and pots, let’s start a war!”

The next few hours passed like running water, and Zhang Bing was so tired that he was overwhelmed. Passing pots, shovels and other miscellaneous tasks were all Zhang Bing's work.He pulled baskets of iron basins containing vegetables into the cafeteria, and quietly waited for the hungry soldiers to come to eat.Someone's footsteps and chatter and laughter came, Zhang Bing stretched his neck to look at it from a long distance, hoping that the first person was Yu Bo.Zhang Bing would definitely order more food for him, thinking of Yu Bo and his thief-like eye contact in the crowd, Zhang Bing couldn't help laughing.

"We can't eat now, don't be too happy." Gu Shilei froze Zhang Bing.

People poured into the cafeteria in an endless stream, like fried dumplings.But in the end, Yu Bo didn't show up.

Holding a thick pile of tableware to wash in the basin, Zhang Bing hesitated for a long time and asked Yang Mingchuan who was wearing a military uniform next to him: "Is our meal time held in batches, and do some soldiers have to wait a while before coming?"

"No, there are only three hours in the morning, noon and evening. How can our army have afternoon tea and supper, but the soldiers on guard will eat later because they are waiting for their shifts. Our cafeteria will leave good food for them and send them to them later .”

Zhang Bing immediately said, "I'll go too, is that okay?"

"Yes, yes, but don't you feel tired?"

"I didn't do any important work today, all I did was miscellaneous, so I wanted to work harder, otherwise I might not be reconciled today." Zhang Bing lied.

"That's right! You're stubborn enough, kid." Yang Mingchuan didn't say much.

Zhang Bing was like a machine with full power, brushing and washing the dishes incessantly, smashing a few along the way, and finishing washing in a hurry.

The author has something to say: Update on Friday, I've been busy again recently, I'm going to cry