Hi Auntie, I'm your daughter's girlfriend

"Are you really drunk?" He Shasha panted while leaning on her knees, and asked Chunxiang, who was lying drunk on the bamboo art sofa, gloating at the success of a trick, and even more narrowly smiling.

Chunxiang closed her eyes and smiled, "I'm really drunk...otherwise the party secretary will beat me."

A little lisp.

"Virtue! You're pretending to be drunk." He Shasha defined Chunxiang's current situation.

"My stomach is very distended, it's like a turbulent inside, I'm really not pretending... I just... I just hate him when he sees fleshy bones like Rhubarb..." Chunxiang frowned and murmured intermittently.

He Shasha had heard the first part of her sentence, and felt sorry for her. Thinking about it, she realized her conscience, and took out a tissue from the pocket of her denim shorts to wipe some vomit left on her mouth.After only a few wipes, when she heard the last part of her sentence, she got annoyed all of a sudden, rolled up the tissue paper in her hand, and threw it towards Chunxiang's face with her eyes closed: "You are the meat and bones!"

"I'm not, the one who attracts people's attention is the one!" Chunxiang was not angry because He Shasha threw a ball of tissue paper at her, but instead laughed cheerfully, with the intention of making fun of He Shasha.

He Shasha choked on her words first, then suddenly remembered something, laughed out loud, and then murmured as if talking to herself: "Yes, yes, meat and bones attract dogs' attention, if I If it's meat and bones, you and Ni Qiang are the same thing."

After saying this, he suddenly covered his mouth again, and quickly glanced at Chunxiang who was lying on the bamboo art sofa with her eyes closed and drunk, wondering if she heard clearly.She regretted saying this a little bit, but it wasn't that she regretted using it to mock Chunxiang and Ni Qiang as her pursuers. It was too detrimental to compare them to dogs, and it made her appear arrogant.It was because she was afraid that Chunxiang would realize that she understood her confession to herself and that she liked her.She once acted like a little log, completely showing that she didn't understand what Chunxiang said, "I'm willing to do everything for you".

Chunxiang suddenly opened her eyes, her beautiful eyes were full of water, she fixed her eyes on He Shasha, and asked very seriously: "Hey, Gu Gu, which dog do you like to eat you?"

He Shasha was stunned for three minutes, and sighed secretly, because this guy heard it all, and she didn't mind being a dog, and used her own words to make love to herself blatantly.

What a careless cheek!

However, she didn't get angry because of this, but her heart skipped another two beats.The main reason is that Chunxiang, who is looking at her now, is full of affection again, and she unconsciously discharges to her again.Besides, Chunxiang's face is now stained with a blush caused by alcohol, her washed curly hair is spread on the pillow, and the skin under her white and greasy neck is also stained with a light crimson color, which continues to the high raised forehead. Chest... It really looks more charming and alluring than usual.

goblin!Banshee!Horny succubus!Know how to use instinct to lure human beings to commit crimes!

He Shasha rebuked and despised Chunxiang silently in her heart, then suppressed the fire rising in her throat, pointed at Chunxiang and scolded desperately: "So you're not drunk at all, Chunxiang, you really know how to pretend, you should go pretend Actor, you have won the Oscar for Best Actress! I said, why don't you go to honor our Chinese nation..."

Chunxiang didn't take it seriously, but blinked at her again, as if saying in her eyes: "Little girl, go on, my queen is listening."

She realized something in the past two days. Whenever the little boss looks fierce and then speaks venomously at her, it is when she is weak, unable to resist, and trying to cover up something.The way he showed can be described in one word, that is fierce and soft inside.

Now she is not afraid of the little boss at all.On the contrary, she fell into Chunxiang's eyes like this, and still thought she was cute, and wondered why she had to have a vicious tongue and a stern look, what was she trying to hide?

Facing the expression of exploration and temptation on Chunxiang's face at the same time, the little boss He Shasha ran away cursing.

She was inexplicably flustered, as if she couldn't find any good words to scold Chunxiang, and she didn't know what to say anymore.And now Chunxiang has more and more awareness that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, coupled with the recovery of instinct and the rise of IQ, it feels more and more that He Shasha can't hold it.

So, she simply fought and retreated, blaming Chunxiang in her mouth, repeating a few clichéd words as her own armor, and slipped out with oil on her feet.

After arriving outside, He Shasha breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately raised her hand and slapped herself: "Nothing!"

Rubbing her face, she went to the restaurant. After all, Ni Qiang was so embarrassed by Chunxiang who made trouble just now, she had to clean up the mess.

After entering the restaurant, Ni Qiang was still there, and he also put on his clean gold-rimmed glasses.Her mother brought in a basin of water and was wringing out a towel, planning to wipe Ni Qiang again.Seeing He Shasha coming in, she asked, "Where's Chunxiang, the troublemaker?"

"She's drunk." He Shasha replied, this was to cover for Chunxiang.Obviously she knew that Chunxiang was using alcohol to trick her, but she was so drunk.

However, what Chunxiang did was exactly what she wanted.She wished that Ni Qiang would leave sooner, she didn't want to see him coveting a dog bone, and at the same time, she was so stuffy and uncomfortable to eat with Ni Qiang, it was better to eat good food, the taste of good food It also tasted weird, reckless...

"Today Party Secretary Ni finally came home, and he hasn't had a decent meal yet, so it's like this. It's all you, what kind of wine did you call Chunxiang to drink? You know she can't drink beer." He Xiuhong scolded her daughter and wrung out a piece of paper Towel to wipe the traces of dirt on Ni Qiang's body.

Just now she helped Ni Qiang wipe off the disgusting things that Chunxiang spit out with a roll of paper, but there were still traces of vomit on Ni Qiang's white shirt and trousers, so she brought water to replace it. He wiped, trying to clean him up.

The white shirt and trousers that Ni Qiang is wearing add up to over three thousand, and they are usually taken for dry cleaning.He Xiuhong originally wiped it for Ni Qiang with good intentions, but she didn't expect that the traces of vomit on the cloth would spread out when it was soaked in water, and it seemed that the stain became bigger.

"Don't blame Sasha, I shouldn't bet with Chunxiang again. If she doesn't drink the last glass, she won't vomit. Well, Aunt He, don't wipe it..." Ni Qiang hurriedly blamed himself , Seeing the goddess's mother rubbing it randomly, she knew that the clothes were ruined, and she felt a little angry, but she didn't let it out.

He Shasha also felt guilty for this. She didn't like the man in front of her anymore, but she still wanted to talk about the basic thing about being a human being.Of course, in repaying Ni Qiang, she would never sacrifice her own body or happiness, which was not within the scope of her repayment.

"How about you go home and change before you come back to eat?" He Shasha also saw that Ni Qiang's clothes might not be clean, so she suggested this.

Ni Qiang's home is at the east end of the village, and Xiuhong Farmhouse is at the west end of the village. It takes more than ten, twenty, 10 minutes to walk, and it's getting dark now.When Ni Qiang went to change his clothes and came back to eat, it would be completely dark. Not only would the hot dishes be cold, but they would also taste bad.Another point is that all Xiuhong farmhouses are women, and a village party secretary goes to and from the farmhouse twice at night, which is too eye-catching.

Although He Xiuhong's mother and daughter would not think of Ni Qiang as an unscrupulous person, the villagers of Taohua Village would talk like this.Ni Qiang has been the new branch secretary of Taohua Village for less than a year, and it is time to win the reputation and support of the villagers. He does not want any gossip to fall on him.The most important thing is that Chunxiang's vomiting just now completely took away his appetite for food.

"I went back and changed my clothes, so I won't come back for dinner. It's the same if I'm free another day." Ni Qiang picked up his leather briefcase on the table, and looked at He Shasha reluctantly and said.

When He Shasha received his gaze, she felt uncomfortable for a while, but she still forced herself to smile into his gaze: "Then I'll see you off."

"Okay." Ni Qiang lifted the bag, "Let's go."

To Ni Qiang, being able to walk on the road like a couple in the scenic Taolin Village with the Goddess in the twilight is not a worthwhile trip.

He Shasha sent Ni Qiang for a while and then returned. In the middle, Ni Qiang said that he didn't eat the delicious food made by Aunt He. Can He Shasha accompany him to a movie theater in city C this Friday night as compensation? A movie, he will drive to pick her up.This is officially pushing her to the position of girlfriend, and she is going to date him.

There was no business at the farmhouse on Friday, and the veteran cadres from the Taohua Town Finance Office came on Saturday, so Ni Qiang had timed her to ask her out, knowing that she had no excuse to refuse.

Indeed, besides being a chef when there are guests in the farmhouse, He Shasha is also quite free when there is no business.She doesn't like playing mahjong or chatting online. Apart from reading comic books, watching food shows and sports shows, she has no other hobbies.In addition, she has no virgin friends, in fact, she is a standard home girl.

It was quite easy for Ni Qiang to ask her out.

As expected, He Shasha had no excuse to shirk, so she could only vaguely agree, but she was 1 unhappy in her heart.

After sending Ni Qiang back, she walked into the dining room and saw a figure wearing a small floral dress under the lamp sitting at the dining table, eating happily, while her mother said with a smile: "Eat slowly, be careful... "

This is really...

She was infinitely speechless, if it wasn't for Chunxiang who made Ni Qiang miss his meal and proposed a compensation program halfway through, would she have promised him to watch some boring movie?Simply, think about it, meaty bones and dogs sitting side by side in the dark, others see it as romantic, but she sees it as a scary movie theater, can the dog be so honest and never lick the dog's bones from the beginning to the end?

He Shasha felt a chill rushing up her spine.

I hate that the one who pushed her fleshy bone into the dog's mouth was the perpetrator who sat at the table with his back to her, enjoying sweet and sour fish, a certain spring, a certain fairy, a certain foodie...

She walked over directly, and patted Chunxiang, who was eating fish, on the head like a rubber ball: "Eat, eat, I tell you to eat! Aren't you drunk? You are still eating fish here when you are drunk. You offended me just now." Does Ni Qiang know that he offended the God of Wealth of our Xiuhong Farmhouse, and made me go to the execution ground!"

Chunxiang took several shots in such a sudden and unprepared manner, the piece of fish he was biting in his mouth was snapped off, and fell into the bowl with a clatter.

"Wooooow..." Chunxiang protested aggrieved like a cat that hadn't eaten any fish.

He Xiuhong on the side pulled He Shasha's hand away, and helped Chunxiang speak: "Why are you filming her? You don't know Chunxiang's physique. I just asked her to eat fish to sober up after eating fish. I worked hard today. A few sweet and sour fish, Secretary Ni left, Chunxiang will be wasted if he doesn’t come to eat.”

"Eat fish to sober up? Did Chunxiang just tell you? Mom, do you believe this kind of nonsense?" He Shasha suddenly opened her eyes wide and looked at her mother with an expression of convincing you.

He Xiuhong gave Chunxiang a loving look, then turned to look at her daughter, wanted to laugh but held back, and suddenly thought of something to ask: "By the way, Sasha, what did you just say that Secretary Ni asked you to accompany me to the execution ground? "