zombie job
第44章 1诺金【3合1】
Wu Jin was chatting with the living corpse girl at this time, and the two of them spoke harmoniously after language finally became a no-brainer.
Except for Wu Jin, Yin Yinming, Bai Lang and a colleague, no one knew how the zombie in the coffin died at that time.
So the blame has to be placed on Wu Jin for the time being. After all, if Shenxian Wan was really created by the Wuxiang ghost, then the Wuxiang ghost who knows Yin Yuming will not believe Yin Yuming's impulsiveness.
And that ordinary colleague couldn't kill a big zombie of that level, and Bai Lang's acting skills were poor, so in the end the blame could only fall on Wu Jin, a big bug.
And the living corpse girl can hate the Alien Bureau in the name of avenging her own lady.
"Where did the scar on your neck come from?" Wu Jin asked her.
"I was beheaded." The female living corpse touched her neck, "Qiu Wenting spread rumors that I killed his sister and sent me to the government."
Speaking of this, the female living corpse lowered her head, and she looked like she wanted to cry again, but unfortunately there were no tears: "My young lady is pitiful, she married this bastard who killed a thousand knives when she was fifteen, she didn't live a good life, and she was killed in the end died."
"Death is not accurate." Wu Jin reminded her, "She was killed by you hitting her head."
As soon as Wu Jin finished speaking, the female living corpse burst into tears.
"It's really uncomfortable to be alive, woo woo woo." The crying of the female living corpse was heart-piercing.
According to her, she was sold to her young lady's house when she was two or three years old, without father or mother.
She grew up with her own lady, and accompanied her into Qiu's house.
"When I died, both the master and the wife were exiled. The young lady has no backer and will be bullied." uncomfortable.
"I woke up from a mass grave." The female living corpse wiped the corners of her eyes, although she couldn't wipe anything away, "I searched for Miss with my head in the middle of the night, but Miss died. "
Wu Jin didn't know what he could comfort, so he could only pat the living corpse's back, expressing comfort: "Thank you for your hard work."
The female living corpse nodded: "It's really hard for me."
Wu Jin: "Can you write your own name?" He remembered that the living corpse said that he could not read when he wanted to read the information.
"Yes, my name is Xiuhong." The female living corpse said as she stretched out her hand to gesticulate twice on the table and wrote down her name.
"Oh, that Xiuhong." Wu Jin's face was still calm and cold, "When you go out later, remember to look back at the Bureau of Different Administration, the emotion must be resentment with a little forbearance, that kind of anger will be gone in an instant. Your eyes burst out, and then quickly closed again."
Xiuhong nodded, and then said: "I don't understand."
Wu Jin snorted, he also watched these on TV, thought about it carefully, and said: "You look at the building of the Bureau of Abnormalities, just like looking at Qiu Wenting, but you can't kill him for the time being."
"Then I understand." Xiuhong nodded.
At this time, the white wolf happily ran in, holding a form in his hand: "Father! Another form, let's write, this living corpse can just print his fingerprints."
Wu Jin nodded.
White Wolf excitedly sat down opposite Wu Jin, and pushed the paper to Wu Jin: "Father, come here."
Wu Jin looked at the paper and fell silent. At this moment, he suddenly realized a question: "White Wolf, don't you know how to read?"
"It's okay." Bai Lang laughed, "I'm learning pinyin now, the words on this form are too difficult, I can't. But I can write Dad."
"Then you are amazing." Wu Jin clicked his tongue and picked up the pen.Just as he was about to write, he also paused.
First of all, he can write. After all, the old stuff has taught him a lot, but he seems to only be able to write traditional Chinese characters. Since his drawings are quite ugly, it is very likely that his handwriting is also not very good-looking.
and so……
"Are you sure you'll forgive me as long as I finish writing for you?" Lang Zheng held the pen in confusion, pursed his lips and glanced at Wu Jin uncertainly.
Wu Jin, who didn't care about that matter at all, let out a groan, and patted Lang Zheng on the back: "No problem, you can write first."
"En." Lang Zheng nodded, and began to ask and answer Xiuhong.
But Wu Jin focused on the white wolf: "You are so lucky."
"It's okay." The white wolf scratched his head, suddenly remembered something, laughed twice and said: "The last time I went to resolve disputes with my seniors, I encountered something wrong with two people."
"Later, I told my senior, and my senior asked me to report it, but those two people turned out to be spies." White Wolf sighed, "I also got a bonus of more than [-] yuan."
Wu Jin and Lang Zheng looked at the white wolf together, only Xiuhong didn't understand what the white wolf was talking about.
However, White Wolf didn't seem to understand what a bonus of more than [-] yuan represented, so he said naturally: "Then I thought it was useless for me to take the money, so I donated half of it, and then used the other half to speculate in stocks."
"Stock trading?" Wu Jin was surprised, "Do you still know how to trade stocks?"
"I followed my senior to buy it." Bai Lang felt embarrassed, "I didn't buy the same one. Senior lost money, and I thought I would lose money too, but in the end I made a lot of money, hahaha."
Wu Jin took a deep breath, and inexplicably felt that there was something sour in the air, which was the smell of jealousy.
Even Lang Zheng, who has no desire for money, can't help but sigh at this moment, Bai Lang is really lucky.
No wonder the white wolf was able to survive until now.
After filling out Xiuhong's form, White Wolf took Xiuhong to register her household registration.
For old monsters like Xiuhong, who are completely out of touch with modern society, the Bureau of Foreign Affairs can provide a temporary residence. Of course, this residence will be recovered after the non-humans have enough money.
"Remember to behave well." Wu Jin reminded Xiuhong, and Xiuhong nodded to show that she understood.
And Wu Jin happened to bump into Yin Yinming after going out.
The moment Wu Jin saw Yin Yinming, Wu Jin laughed and raised his hand to say hello: "Yin Yinming! Are you out?"
"Yeah." Yin Yinming took a deep breath.
He still remembered that he had to seduce Wu Jin.
Just now, Yin Yinming used his mobile phone to check the relevant information.
First of all, the charm must not be too explicit, and it must not be too dusty. The scale must be in place, and sometimes the abstinence style is also very tempting.
The gaze should be hesitant to talk, and it should arouse the passion in the other party's heart.
Yin Yinming tried his best to follow the searched content, and looked at Wu Jin with affectionate eyes that wanted to refuse and welcome.
Wu Jin looked at him, and then!Stretching out his hand to touch his face, he asked doubtfully, "Is there something on my face?"
"No." Yin Yinming continued to stare.
"Then why are you staring at me?" Wu Jin was puzzled.
Ok, this trick didn't work.Yin Yinming silently dismissed this option in his heart.
Wu Jin watched Yin Yuming lower his head, a little puzzled: "What are you looking at?"
"Notepad." Yin Yinming silently deleted the first seduction plan, and was about to start the second one.
"You are so serious." Wu Jin couldn't help but sigh, Yin Yinming is the most responsible person he has ever met, for more than 3000 years.Most of the time it's just him.
Obviously those younger than him have defected.
"Yeah." Yin Yinming nodded without explaining.
The two returned to their positions, and colleagues kept posting new news in the group.
Now it seems that the proportion of living zombies with Shenxian Pills has reached an astonishing one-fifth, and this information has not been disclosed to the Bureau of Abnormalities.
It can be seen that the zombies are really under a lot of pressure, and their mouths are tight enough.
"I just checked the ingredients of this medicine." Yin Yinming took out a fairy pill from his pocket, "It's very similar to the parasites in the bodies of those people in 28 Jiang, and the effect is similar."
"The so-called short-term increase in strength is nothing more than overdrawing their resentment and death, and preparing for their bodies to be completely captured." After Yin Yinming finished speaking, he looked at Wu Jin.
Seeing that Wu Jin didn't respond, he said again: "It seems that we have to open a non-human drug rehabilitation center."
Wu Jin nodded: "It makes sense."
After Yin Yinming finished speaking, he was ready to start working and write a solution.
You must know that men at work are the most attractive, especially men with outstanding abilities. Their career-focused eyes are more attractive and reliable than usual.
This can also be regarded as a kind of unintentional seduction, just like many people are obsessed with hooking up monks to make them relapse, this also has a different kind of temptation.
So Yin Taboo is working really hard, and writing coping strategies with his brain spinning quickly.
Curious, Wu Jin leaned over to take a look, and Yin Yinming was inexplicably relieved, thinking it was useful.
As Wu Jin looked at it, he was first shocked by Yin Tabing's extensive knowledge, and then he couldn't understand Yin Tabing's writing.
I can't understand it, but it feels very powerful. Yin Yuming's mind is really good.
"Yin Yinming, I think I don't need to be brainy when we carry out missions in the future." Wu Jin said, and nodded in passing, agreeing with himself, "Next time you are responsible for finding a way, and I will fight."
Yin Yinming stopped typing on the keyboard, looked at Wu Jin, and after a long silence, asked, "Can you think of this?"
Any other ideas?For example, when Yin Yinming was working just now, he deliberately straightened his waist to make himself look like
Wu Jin nodded.
Before Yin Yinming complained about Wu Jin's lack of EQ, the white wolf who had been downstairs for a long time came back, not only came back, but also carried a big bag of Coke.
"Father, Dad, drink Coke." The white wolf first gave it to Yin Yinming's brother Wu Jin, and then distributed it one by one.
Wu Jin was stunned for a moment, he stretched out his hand to pick up the Coke, and with a little force, the bottle cap popped open: "Has anyone twisted this bottle cap before?"
"Ah, yes, I screwed it up." White Wolf responded, "I bought one bottle, and the rest were all hit 'one more bottle'. Now the stores are all great, and the chances of getting another bottle are very high."
Wu Jin: ...is it great?He looked at the Coke in his hand and felt sour again.
"White Wolf, do you want to try buying lottery tickets?" Wu Jin asked White Wolf.
"No need, I think my money is enough." White Wolf usually only eats food, and after getting that bonus, he doesn't have to worry about rent, and White Wolf doesn't have any deeper desires.
If you let the white wolf buy lottery tickets for you, then this luck is still your own, and it will not work.
Wu Jin felt a little melancholy. Now, apart from his salary, he paid more commission for tasks, and he was basically facing more vicious enemies, so the commission was quite a lot.
But he wants to propose, he wants to buy a ring the size of a pigeon egg for Yin Yinming.
Although I don't understand why those broken stones are so expensive, it doesn't affect Wu Jin's desire to express his love for Yin Tabing.
It's just that this love seems too expensive.
And Yin Yinming, who witnessed Wu Jin not only not being attracted to him, but also started chatting with others inexplicably: ...
He tried to draw Wu Jin's attention to himself: "Wu Jin, what do you think of my plan?"
"I don't understand." Wu Jin said honestly.
Okay, the second one can also be crossed out.
After Yin Tabing finished writing the plan, he sent it to the bureau chief, and then took out his mobile phone to delete the second item as well.
It's very strange, he obviously followed this step by step, why Wu Jin can remain indifferent?
There is no problem with the process, and there is no problem with my own performance, so could it be Wu Jin's problem?
It should be that Wu Jin can't get this kind of points. Could it be that he is the legendary straight male cancer?
In order to prove his idea, Yin Yinming went to find Qin Lulu.
And Qin Lulu, who has pink hair, fell into deep thought after hearing Yin Tabing ask herself if she thought Wu Jin was a straight male cancer.
She felt that Wu Jin was not straight, but he was indeed a curvy man.However, Yin Yuming's elder brother Wu Jin was equally divided, and no one had won against anyone. Moreover, due to Yin Tabing's own interview attribute, Yin Tabing's crit damage was greater than Wu Jin's.
Of course, Qin Lulu would not say these things in front of Yin Yuming: "No, there is no such thing as a straight man, everyone is very nice, hahaha."
Is it?Yin Tabing didn't consider at all whether Qin Lulu dared not tell the truth because of their absolute oppression by force.
After all, although she has no friends, Wu Jin is so approachable, how could Qin Lulu be afraid of Wu Jin?
After Yin Yinming left, Qin Lulu slowly closed her eyes, and for the first time she lamented that the world is not worth it.
Wu Jin is indeed very approachable, but his own strength prevents Qin Lulu from saying too much. This is a kind of subconscious self-restraint.
Especially Qin Lulu felt that Yin Tabing was not being forceful. After all, Yin Tabing was Wu Jin's target, so he spoke ill of Wu Jin in front of Wu Jin's boyfriend?
Is this when she, Qin Lulu, has no brains?
After Yin Yinming left, Qin Lulu silently took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Lang Zheng, whom she had never contacted before: [Do you know what happened to Mr. Yin and Wu Jin? 】
After all, Lang Zheng seemed to be the first to see that the relationship between Wu Jin and Yin Taboo was not right.
Lang Zheng, who had already returned to his seat, saw Qin Lulu's communication for the first time, and he frowned.
Mr. Yin and Wu Jin?
[It's a fight. 】Lang Zheng responded, 【I just saw Wu Jin meeting Mr. Yin at the entrance of the parliament hall, and Mr. Yin stared at him for a long time. 】
Qin Lulu was startled, arguing?This kind of plot that only happens between ordinary young couples is staged on Mr. Yin and Wu Jin?
Why are the two of them arguing?Could it be that there is something serious that I don't know about?
Thinking that Qin Lulu didn't believe her, Lang Zheng gave another example: [Just now when Mr. Yin was writing something, he didn't look at Wu Jin, didn't say a word, Wu Jin came here by himself. 】
[As a result, when Wu Jin stopped looking at Mr. Yin, Mr. Yin called Wu Jin upset again, and asked Wu Jin some unknown things. 】
Fuck? !Makes sense!
Qin Lulu was covered in white sweat from shock.
It's okay for ordinary couples to quarrel, but it's also a civil dispute if it rises to mutual fighting.
But for Wu Jin and Yin Yinming, if one of them is not in the right state, the two will fall apart, and the other will be blackened...
Well, we're done together, we don't have to work anymore, we go to heaven to count the ball together.
Although Qin Lulu didn't understand why Wu Jin and Yin Tabing had such a quarrel, it didn't prevent her from making a small report.
Of course, Qin Lulu was giving a small report to the director, who was also a student of Mr. Yin after all, and could be regarded as the immediate boss of these two.
Besides, if you make a small report to the director general, you are not afraid that the director will expose you later.
At this moment, the bureau chief was thinking about the disgusted look in Yin Yinming's eyes when he left.
He is very sure that Yin Tabing's "that friend" is himself, because Yin Tabing doesn't have a friend who can share his love life with Yin Tabing.
From the director's point of view, seducing this kind of thing is a kind of little fun between lovers, and it's harmless to play it occasionally.
Why is Yin Yinming so resistant?
Just as he was thinking, the news from the group came again, and the director thought that another employee of the Bureau of Abnormalities had found out about the new movement of Shenxianwan.
As a result, one click in, it was Qin Lulu's news.
[Qin Lulu: Ahhh, what should I do!help!Mr. Yin and Wu Jin had a quarrel, and they had been fighting for a long time!Director, enlighten them! 】
[Qin Lulu: Really!Super urgent! 】
The director was stunned for a moment, and he subconsciously looked up, um, yes, it's in the group, everyone in their office is in this group.
Qin Lulu breathed a sigh of relief after posting, only to find that the few remaining colleagues in the office all looked up at her.
Not only these colleagues, but even Wu Jin looked at Qin Lulu in surprise.
After Wu Jin observed Qin Lulu, he turned to Yin Yinming: "Are you actually fighting with me? Why?"
Ok?
Eh!
After Qin Lulu heard Wu Jin's words, for some reason, a cold feeling spread from her head to her feet.
With an extremely slow speed, she slowly, slowly picked up her phone again, and then turned on the screen.
After the screen turned on, there was that dialog box. After all, she had just turned off her phone after sending the message.
At this moment, there was no news about Qin Lulu on the screen, but the screen was full of question marks, and these question marks came from everyone who was performing the task.
Qin Lulu even saw a colleague who was trapped in the ghost wall for three days, and it seemed that the other party had come out.
Calm down, calm down, maybe it's not what you think.Qin Lulu silently swipe up to her own news.
With a snap, Qin Lulu turned the phone upside down.
For a moment, she felt that her heartbeat seemed to have stopped.
At this moment, Yin Taboo, who was questioned by Wu Jin for no reason, also opened the group in confusion, and then his eyes fell on the pink head.
Qin Lulu: ...Help!All this must be false!
Is her life coming to an end?Ah, she is in her twenties, with a life like a flower, she will be gone before she can find a partner.
Fortunately, Yin Yinming didn't say anything, just glanced at her.
Because the director sent a message to Yin Yuming.
【teacher?How are you? 】
[Very good, no problem. ] Yin Yinming only felt that he could not understand the brain circuits of these people.
How could he quarrel with Wu Jin, let alone this, what the hell is the cold war?He was clearly already so enthusiastic.
Facing Wu Jin's puzzled and tangled gaze, Yin Tabing coughed: "Don't think too much, I didn't have a cold war with you."
"Oh." Wu Jin was dubious, he pulled the chair towards Yin Yinming, and then lowered his voice, "Then why did you stare at me just now?"
"You didn't explain other emotions in my eyes?" Yin Taboo asked him.
Wu Jin shook his head in confusion.
Yin Taboo felt that his emotions were a little decadent, and he had tried to let go as much as possible under the premise of restraint.
It didn't take long for the director to appear here. He seemed to wander here casually, but after entering the office, the director's eyes were on Wu Jin and Yin Yinming.
Seeing Yin Yinming with a cold face, the director coughed: "Mr. Yin, why don't you and Wu Jin go home for the holiday?"
The director interpreted the cold war between the two as Yin Yuming's dissatisfaction, and needed to speak up: "I just received your report from Mr. Yin, and I will contact you again if there is any problem here. Personally, I suggest that you better rest one time."
It is said to be a break, but the subtext is to cultivate and cultivate feelings again, and stop engaging in cold wars.
It's hard for Yin Taboo to say that he is actually seducing Wu Jin. If he stays here, those colleagues around him will always look at him with that worried look.
So Yin Tabing could only take Wu Jin and leave here temporarily. The director was right, if there were any special circumstances, he could still contact him.
Wu Jin was tangled throughout the whole process: "Well, I..."
Before he could finish his words, Yin Tabing kissed him, interrupting Wu Jin.
Wu Jin was stunned, but he reacted very quickly and quickly responded to Yin Yinming.
Giving up with a kiss, Yin Yin Ming seriously explained to Wu Jin: "I will not have a cold war with you, never, don't worry."
"Ah, oh, oh." Wu Jin looked at Yin Yuming in a daze.
And Yin Yinming said to wait a moment, and ran back to the room.
"What exactly does he want to do?" Wu Jin was still a little puzzled, and what Yin Taboo tried to do was beyond his comprehension.
"Mi?" The grown-up Wu Ya ran over and rubbed against Wu Jin's ankle, staring at Wu Jin with a pair of lovely green eyes.
Wu Jin leaned over to touch a few cats, and when she heard the door opening and raised her head, Wu Jin was stunned again.
Most of the time Yin Baoming wears his black suit, and occasionally wears a Tang suit when relaxing at home.
And now Yin Yinming's body obviously does not belong to this era, it is wearing a navy blue round neck robe.
Probably Yin Yuming's previous clothes, this Wu Jin doesn't know, after all Wu Jin has never experienced Yin Yuming's past.
The only time they met was during the seal, when Yin Taboo was wearing black soft armor.
Yin Yinming coughed twice.
"It's beautiful." Wu Jin wowed, he had never seen such a Yin Yinming, "It's very beautiful."
As he spoke, he looked Yin Yinming up and down, and sighed again: "Yin Yinming, you are so pretty."
Yin Taboo didn't answer Wu Jin's compliment, he leaned against the door frame with a sullen face, twisting it as far as he could, which was quite embarrassing for Yin Taboo.
Then Yin Yinming raised his eyebrows, and signaled Wu Jin with his eyes: "Am I obvious enough?" He didn't care about the standard of being unrevealed anymore, and he was so enthusiastic that he was afraid of himself.
It's just that Yin Taboo felt that he had twisted to the maximum extent, but in Wu Jin's view, Yin Taboo was just sticking there.
He also stared at Wu Jin with a kind of horror that Wu Jin couldn't understand.
The two looked at each other for a long time, until Wu Jin silently took a step back.
Yin Yinming: "..." Forget it, he understands, he is not suitable for seduction at all.
In this situation, Yin Yinming wanted to find a place to smoke a cigarette and calm down.Nicotine had no effect on him, but that didn't stop him from using this prop to be melancholy.
This is the first time that Yin Taboo has felt powerless, everything needs talent, and it is obvious that his seduction is the same as his singing ability, there is no so-called talent at all.
"Yin Taboo?" Wu Jin keenly noticed that Yin Taboo was not happy, "What's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing." Yin Yinming began to think that if he attacked Wu Jin semi-forcedly, would Wu Jin mind?
If you can't be euphemistic, you can only play a straight ball.
If Wu Jin hadn't made it clear that he had feelings for Yin Taboo Ming, Yin Taboo Ming would have wondered if Wu Jin had no sexual interest in him.
"I'll go and change my clothes first." Yin Yinming returned to the room.
And Wu Jin, who was shut out of the door, thought for a while alone, and after he couldn't figure out why, he silently clenched his fists.
He felt that he had to have a talk with Yin Taboo, he didn't like Yin Taboo's strange state where he didn't have something to say.
After figuring out the key, Wu Jin pushed the door open and walked in: "Yin Yinming, we have to...well."
Before he could finish his words, Yin Yinming also turned around at this time.
Yin Taboo Ming is different from Wu Jin's style of changing clothes at will. Yin Taboo Ming needs to change clothes.
And Yin Yinming, who just used the trick of subduing temptation and it didn't work, must change it back.
Of course, this uniform is from more than 1000 years ago, and it is also possible that Wu Jin did not get it right.
In fact, Wu Jin had seen Yin Tabing change clothes before, but at that time Wu Jin's desire and senses had not recovered.
After Wu Jin recovered, Yin Tabing changed his clothes to avoid Wu Jin intentionally or unintentionally.
Wu Jin, who hadn't recovered before, didn't pay attention to seeing Yin Tabing changing clothes in front of him. After all, in his logic, Yin Tabing had the same two eyes, a nose, and a mouth like everyone else, nothing special.
But at this moment, Wu Jin looked at Yin Yuming, because Yin Yuming hadn't started wearing trousers yet, Wu Jin couldn't help asking: "What is that black circle on your thigh?"
"This?" Yin Yinming stretched out his hand and touched it: "This is for fixing shirts, shirt clips."
"Oh." Wu Jin nodded.
Wait, he was about to say something, um... forgot.
Wu Jin watched Yin Yuming fix the shirt clip, and explained to Wu Jin while fixing it: "Occasionally, the range will be larger when fighting, and it's better to fix it than loose it, you know."
He didn't understand, Wu Jin was silent.
He just thought that this black thing looked as sexy as suspenders.
And what's that on the calf? !
Wu Jin felt that his outstretched hand was trembling: "You, the one on your calf..."
"Sock clip." Yin Yinming glanced at it, "It's the same reason."
"Ah? Oh." Wu Jin felt his head was a little confused.
Is this kind of thing really designed just for convenience?Isn't it for some lustful reason?
Although such a subjective judgment is not very good, Wu Jin somehow felt that Yin Yinming was seducing him.
as well as!Isn't Yin Yinming's figure a little too good?
Yin Tabing has muscles, a perfect figure like a sculpture.It's not the kind of thin and weak white chicken, and it's not the kind of bulky big guy.
When the muscles explode, they are hard, but when they relax, they are actually soft...and very elastic. This is all brought out by Wu Jin.
Of course Wu Jin also has muscles, but they are not as perfect as Yin Yinming's. Wu Jin wonders what kind of racial talent this is.
It's the same reason that the white wolf grew up inexplicably and also got a whole body of muscles.
Anyway, Wu Jin thinks Yin Tabing's figure is super sexy!
Yes, it is sexy!Male sexiness.
Moreover, Yin Yinming's jacket was not properly buttoned to the top, and part of it was exposed.
The main reason was that the tie was hanging loosely around his neck, and Wu Jin could see Yin Yinming's collarbone along the exposed point.
I can't watch it, and if I watch it again, there will be problems!
Wu Jin reminded herself like this, but she couldn't look away at all, and there was only one thought in her mind - is he seducing me? !
He is definitely seducing me!Otherwise, what the heck is he doing so lewdly!
"How can I seduce him?" Yin Taboo was still struggling, he still couldn't bear Bawang's hard attack, mainly because he was not so personal in front of Wu Jin.
"Cough, is your shirt clip not clipped?" Wu Jin casually pointed.
Of course he was pointing at random, Wu Jin's mind was full of "what am I doing, stop now." But his behavior was not under the control of his brain.
"Where?" Yin Yinming wanted to take a look.
Wu Jin strode up: "Let me help you see."
Then he quickly and carefully undid the clip.
Strange to say, Wu Jin is not interested in these suits at all, after all, he is a guy who can hang himself with a tie.
But he took off his shirt clip very quickly, so fast that Wu Jin himself was a little surprised, and in the end he could only blame it on the difference in motivation.
Ahhh!Is he a pervert? !
While thinking this way, Wu Jin looked at Yin Yinming cautiously: "Shall I buckle it up for you?"
Yin Yinming agreed without thinking too much.
Then when it was time to buckle up, Wu Jin's old problem of not understanding the structure of the suit returned, and he had to do it several times before he buttoned it up.
After buckling, Wu Jin felt his forehead sweating, he laughed awkwardly, he didn't know what he was doing, so he put his hand on Yin Yuming's waist.
Yin Yinming was also taken aback.
Wu Jin stopped quickly after letting go, and continued to smile awkwardly but politely: "Yin Yuming, you have a pretty thin waist." Looking at the distribution of texture on Yin Yuming's body, you can tell that Yin Yuming's explosive power is very strong .
Of course, the flexibility must be quite incredible.
"Really?" Yin Yinming frowned and gestured.
He doesn't think his waist is thin, at least not to the extent of a woman's slim waist.
Yin Taboo didn't pay attention after the gesture, but bent down to pick up the trousers on the stool.
Wu Jin: "... Yin Yinming, has anyone ever told you that you have breasts and a butt?" He asked sincerely.
Yin Yinming turned his head with question marks all over his face: "Huh?" What does it mean to have breasts and butt?
Yin Taboo touched his chest subconsciously, um, it was muscle instead of limp fat, and the same behind him.
"I'm not talking about that kind." Wu Jin explained, "It's not the girl's kind." Women with protruding fronts and backs are also pretty, but that's obviously not the same as Yin Taboo.
After Wu Jin finished speaking, he pursed his lips. He felt that he couldn't go on like this anymore. If he went on like this, there would definitely be problems, and there would be problems with his body!
What should I do if I can't control it? !Originally, Yin Yinming was in a bad mood today, if he forced it...
Wu Jin wanted to walk away, but his feet seemed to have taken root, and he remained motionless.
After Yin Yinming put on his pants, he found that Wu Jin was still standing beside him.
Wu Jin was very close, and he didn't know what he was thinking, his mind was wandering, his eyes were empty.
Yin Taboo almost subconsciously pecked the corner of Wu Jin's mouth lightly. This is just Yin Taboo's subconscious habit. Recently, the two kiss very frequently, and they are already used to it.
Seeing this kiss was fatal to Wu Jin, and this kiss made his already weak defense even worse.
Wu Jin seemed to hear the word finished in his head.
A voice reminded him: "Be sure to hold back! Control it! Premarital sex is shameful and irresponsible! All of this should be left behind after marriage. This is respect for Yin Yinming!"
Another voice retorted: "You fart, anyway, he will be my partner, even if he doesn't do anything, so why don't I do something?"
The voice that reminded him turned back instantly: "You are right."
Then Wu Jin silently apologized in his heart to the old man who taught him not to have sex with his partner before marriage, and then he had his own calculations.
Despicable be despicable!He wants to sleep with Yin Yinming!
And Yin Tabing heard a click after putting on his suit jacket.Turning his head to look, he found that Wu Jin was fiddling with the door.
"It seems to be stuck." Wu Jin was a little tangled, "Tsk, it can't be that Wu is playing outside, locked the door, right?!"
The pear cat outside the door, which was chasing the butterfly, sneezed inexplicably. It raised its small head and looked left and right. It didn't understand why it was like this, and it didn't worry about it. It continued to shake its head and chase the butterfly.
"Witch?" Yin Yinming was surprised, "Can it jump so high?"
"Then I raised it after all, maybe I can cultivate into a demon in the future." Wu Jin's implication is that this cat is so powerful that it is easy to jump up and pull the lock.
"Really?" Yin Yinming expressed doubts about this, "Why do I feel that I didn't hear the voice?"
"I don't know." Wu Jin shrugged decisively, "Maybe this cat is lighter."
After finishing speaking, Wu Jin groaned pretendingly, as if blaming Wu for his recklessness: "The kitten is ignorant, it's annoying."
Wu Ya, who turned to chase the bee, sneezed again, which disturbed the bee. The bee attacked Wu Ya's paw, and Wu Ya meowed, and the paw was swollen.
And Wu Jin was still pretending to be entangled with the problem of the door: "What should we do now? Are we going to be trapped inside?"
After finishing speaking, he replied: "Yin Yinming, your door is quite expensive, right? What should we do now? We can't get out." Wu Jin patted the door weakly, cautiously.
It's not that he must have something to happen with Yin Tabing now, the main thing is that Wu Jin wants the two of them to be alone for a while.
It's best that this time is enough for Wu Jin to seduce him in reverse.
In the final analysis, he can't force Yin Yinming, he has to let Yin Yinming have that desire, although Wu Jin finds it very difficult.
Just as Wu Jin was thinking, he suddenly felt Yin Tabing approaching him, Wu Jin's heart beat faster, and just as he was about to say something, he heard a click.
The entire door was torn down by Yin Yinming.
Wu Jin: ...
Under Wu Jin's shocked gaze, Yin Tabing slowly put the door on the ground.
"It's okay, my home is your home, you can do whatever you want, don't worry about this or that." Yin Yinming confessed affectionately, "After all, I like you."
You like a ghost, Wu Jin almost blurted out, but he held back.
"Yin Taboo." Wu Jin silently looked at Yin Taboo, "Do you have straight male cancer?"
?Yin Yinming opened his eyes wide in shock.
At this time, Wu Ya, who was stung by a bee, screamed and ran over to Yin Yuming, who was so distraught that the stung paw was twice as swollen as its original paw.
Wu Jin looked very angry, knowing that Wu should have picked it up with his own hands.
But now he is holding back his anger for no reason, and needs to find a place to vent it: "I'll go find bees for Wu Ya."
After speaking, Wu Jin got up and left.
Yin Yinming left alone in front of the door messy
Except for Wu Jin, Yin Yinming, Bai Lang and a colleague, no one knew how the zombie in the coffin died at that time.
So the blame has to be placed on Wu Jin for the time being. After all, if Shenxian Wan was really created by the Wuxiang ghost, then the Wuxiang ghost who knows Yin Yuming will not believe Yin Yuming's impulsiveness.
And that ordinary colleague couldn't kill a big zombie of that level, and Bai Lang's acting skills were poor, so in the end the blame could only fall on Wu Jin, a big bug.
And the living corpse girl can hate the Alien Bureau in the name of avenging her own lady.
"Where did the scar on your neck come from?" Wu Jin asked her.
"I was beheaded." The female living corpse touched her neck, "Qiu Wenting spread rumors that I killed his sister and sent me to the government."
Speaking of this, the female living corpse lowered her head, and she looked like she wanted to cry again, but unfortunately there were no tears: "My young lady is pitiful, she married this bastard who killed a thousand knives when she was fifteen, she didn't live a good life, and she was killed in the end died."
"Death is not accurate." Wu Jin reminded her, "She was killed by you hitting her head."
As soon as Wu Jin finished speaking, the female living corpse burst into tears.
"It's really uncomfortable to be alive, woo woo woo." The crying of the female living corpse was heart-piercing.
According to her, she was sold to her young lady's house when she was two or three years old, without father or mother.
She grew up with her own lady, and accompanied her into Qiu's house.
"When I died, both the master and the wife were exiled. The young lady has no backer and will be bullied." uncomfortable.
"I woke up from a mass grave." The female living corpse wiped the corners of her eyes, although she couldn't wipe anything away, "I searched for Miss with my head in the middle of the night, but Miss died. "
Wu Jin didn't know what he could comfort, so he could only pat the living corpse's back, expressing comfort: "Thank you for your hard work."
The female living corpse nodded: "It's really hard for me."
Wu Jin: "Can you write your own name?" He remembered that the living corpse said that he could not read when he wanted to read the information.
"Yes, my name is Xiuhong." The female living corpse said as she stretched out her hand to gesticulate twice on the table and wrote down her name.
"Oh, that Xiuhong." Wu Jin's face was still calm and cold, "When you go out later, remember to look back at the Bureau of Different Administration, the emotion must be resentment with a little forbearance, that kind of anger will be gone in an instant. Your eyes burst out, and then quickly closed again."
Xiuhong nodded, and then said: "I don't understand."
Wu Jin snorted, he also watched these on TV, thought about it carefully, and said: "You look at the building of the Bureau of Abnormalities, just like looking at Qiu Wenting, but you can't kill him for the time being."
"Then I understand." Xiuhong nodded.
At this time, the white wolf happily ran in, holding a form in his hand: "Father! Another form, let's write, this living corpse can just print his fingerprints."
Wu Jin nodded.
White Wolf excitedly sat down opposite Wu Jin, and pushed the paper to Wu Jin: "Father, come here."
Wu Jin looked at the paper and fell silent. At this moment, he suddenly realized a question: "White Wolf, don't you know how to read?"
"It's okay." Bai Lang laughed, "I'm learning pinyin now, the words on this form are too difficult, I can't. But I can write Dad."
"Then you are amazing." Wu Jin clicked his tongue and picked up the pen.Just as he was about to write, he also paused.
First of all, he can write. After all, the old stuff has taught him a lot, but he seems to only be able to write traditional Chinese characters. Since his drawings are quite ugly, it is very likely that his handwriting is also not very good-looking.
and so……
"Are you sure you'll forgive me as long as I finish writing for you?" Lang Zheng held the pen in confusion, pursed his lips and glanced at Wu Jin uncertainly.
Wu Jin, who didn't care about that matter at all, let out a groan, and patted Lang Zheng on the back: "No problem, you can write first."
"En." Lang Zheng nodded, and began to ask and answer Xiuhong.
But Wu Jin focused on the white wolf: "You are so lucky."
"It's okay." The white wolf scratched his head, suddenly remembered something, laughed twice and said: "The last time I went to resolve disputes with my seniors, I encountered something wrong with two people."
"Later, I told my senior, and my senior asked me to report it, but those two people turned out to be spies." White Wolf sighed, "I also got a bonus of more than [-] yuan."
Wu Jin and Lang Zheng looked at the white wolf together, only Xiuhong didn't understand what the white wolf was talking about.
However, White Wolf didn't seem to understand what a bonus of more than [-] yuan represented, so he said naturally: "Then I thought it was useless for me to take the money, so I donated half of it, and then used the other half to speculate in stocks."
"Stock trading?" Wu Jin was surprised, "Do you still know how to trade stocks?"
"I followed my senior to buy it." Bai Lang felt embarrassed, "I didn't buy the same one. Senior lost money, and I thought I would lose money too, but in the end I made a lot of money, hahaha."
Wu Jin took a deep breath, and inexplicably felt that there was something sour in the air, which was the smell of jealousy.
Even Lang Zheng, who has no desire for money, can't help but sigh at this moment, Bai Lang is really lucky.
No wonder the white wolf was able to survive until now.
After filling out Xiuhong's form, White Wolf took Xiuhong to register her household registration.
For old monsters like Xiuhong, who are completely out of touch with modern society, the Bureau of Foreign Affairs can provide a temporary residence. Of course, this residence will be recovered after the non-humans have enough money.
"Remember to behave well." Wu Jin reminded Xiuhong, and Xiuhong nodded to show that she understood.
And Wu Jin happened to bump into Yin Yinming after going out.
The moment Wu Jin saw Yin Yinming, Wu Jin laughed and raised his hand to say hello: "Yin Yinming! Are you out?"
"Yeah." Yin Yinming took a deep breath.
He still remembered that he had to seduce Wu Jin.
Just now, Yin Yinming used his mobile phone to check the relevant information.
First of all, the charm must not be too explicit, and it must not be too dusty. The scale must be in place, and sometimes the abstinence style is also very tempting.
The gaze should be hesitant to talk, and it should arouse the passion in the other party's heart.
Yin Yinming tried his best to follow the searched content, and looked at Wu Jin with affectionate eyes that wanted to refuse and welcome.
Wu Jin looked at him, and then!Stretching out his hand to touch his face, he asked doubtfully, "Is there something on my face?"
"No." Yin Yinming continued to stare.
"Then why are you staring at me?" Wu Jin was puzzled.
Ok, this trick didn't work.Yin Yinming silently dismissed this option in his heart.
Wu Jin watched Yin Yuming lower his head, a little puzzled: "What are you looking at?"
"Notepad." Yin Yinming silently deleted the first seduction plan, and was about to start the second one.
"You are so serious." Wu Jin couldn't help but sigh, Yin Yinming is the most responsible person he has ever met, for more than 3000 years.Most of the time it's just him.
Obviously those younger than him have defected.
"Yeah." Yin Yinming nodded without explaining.
The two returned to their positions, and colleagues kept posting new news in the group.
Now it seems that the proportion of living zombies with Shenxian Pills has reached an astonishing one-fifth, and this information has not been disclosed to the Bureau of Abnormalities.
It can be seen that the zombies are really under a lot of pressure, and their mouths are tight enough.
"I just checked the ingredients of this medicine." Yin Yinming took out a fairy pill from his pocket, "It's very similar to the parasites in the bodies of those people in 28 Jiang, and the effect is similar."
"The so-called short-term increase in strength is nothing more than overdrawing their resentment and death, and preparing for their bodies to be completely captured." After Yin Yinming finished speaking, he looked at Wu Jin.
Seeing that Wu Jin didn't respond, he said again: "It seems that we have to open a non-human drug rehabilitation center."
Wu Jin nodded: "It makes sense."
After Yin Yinming finished speaking, he was ready to start working and write a solution.
You must know that men at work are the most attractive, especially men with outstanding abilities. Their career-focused eyes are more attractive and reliable than usual.
This can also be regarded as a kind of unintentional seduction, just like many people are obsessed with hooking up monks to make them relapse, this also has a different kind of temptation.
So Yin Taboo is working really hard, and writing coping strategies with his brain spinning quickly.
Curious, Wu Jin leaned over to take a look, and Yin Yinming was inexplicably relieved, thinking it was useful.
As Wu Jin looked at it, he was first shocked by Yin Tabing's extensive knowledge, and then he couldn't understand Yin Tabing's writing.
I can't understand it, but it feels very powerful. Yin Yuming's mind is really good.
"Yin Yinming, I think I don't need to be brainy when we carry out missions in the future." Wu Jin said, and nodded in passing, agreeing with himself, "Next time you are responsible for finding a way, and I will fight."
Yin Yinming stopped typing on the keyboard, looked at Wu Jin, and after a long silence, asked, "Can you think of this?"
Any other ideas?For example, when Yin Yinming was working just now, he deliberately straightened his waist to make himself look like
Wu Jin nodded.
Before Yin Yinming complained about Wu Jin's lack of EQ, the white wolf who had been downstairs for a long time came back, not only came back, but also carried a big bag of Coke.
"Father, Dad, drink Coke." The white wolf first gave it to Yin Yinming's brother Wu Jin, and then distributed it one by one.
Wu Jin was stunned for a moment, he stretched out his hand to pick up the Coke, and with a little force, the bottle cap popped open: "Has anyone twisted this bottle cap before?"
"Ah, yes, I screwed it up." White Wolf responded, "I bought one bottle, and the rest were all hit 'one more bottle'. Now the stores are all great, and the chances of getting another bottle are very high."
Wu Jin: ...is it great?He looked at the Coke in his hand and felt sour again.
"White Wolf, do you want to try buying lottery tickets?" Wu Jin asked White Wolf.
"No need, I think my money is enough." White Wolf usually only eats food, and after getting that bonus, he doesn't have to worry about rent, and White Wolf doesn't have any deeper desires.
If you let the white wolf buy lottery tickets for you, then this luck is still your own, and it will not work.
Wu Jin felt a little melancholy. Now, apart from his salary, he paid more commission for tasks, and he was basically facing more vicious enemies, so the commission was quite a lot.
But he wants to propose, he wants to buy a ring the size of a pigeon egg for Yin Yinming.
Although I don't understand why those broken stones are so expensive, it doesn't affect Wu Jin's desire to express his love for Yin Tabing.
It's just that this love seems too expensive.
And Yin Yinming, who witnessed Wu Jin not only not being attracted to him, but also started chatting with others inexplicably: ...
He tried to draw Wu Jin's attention to himself: "Wu Jin, what do you think of my plan?"
"I don't understand." Wu Jin said honestly.
Okay, the second one can also be crossed out.
After Yin Tabing finished writing the plan, he sent it to the bureau chief, and then took out his mobile phone to delete the second item as well.
It's very strange, he obviously followed this step by step, why Wu Jin can remain indifferent?
There is no problem with the process, and there is no problem with my own performance, so could it be Wu Jin's problem?
It should be that Wu Jin can't get this kind of points. Could it be that he is the legendary straight male cancer?
In order to prove his idea, Yin Yinming went to find Qin Lulu.
And Qin Lulu, who has pink hair, fell into deep thought after hearing Yin Tabing ask herself if she thought Wu Jin was a straight male cancer.
She felt that Wu Jin was not straight, but he was indeed a curvy man.However, Yin Yuming's elder brother Wu Jin was equally divided, and no one had won against anyone. Moreover, due to Yin Tabing's own interview attribute, Yin Tabing's crit damage was greater than Wu Jin's.
Of course, Qin Lulu would not say these things in front of Yin Yuming: "No, there is no such thing as a straight man, everyone is very nice, hahaha."
Is it?Yin Tabing didn't consider at all whether Qin Lulu dared not tell the truth because of their absolute oppression by force.
After all, although she has no friends, Wu Jin is so approachable, how could Qin Lulu be afraid of Wu Jin?
After Yin Yinming left, Qin Lulu slowly closed her eyes, and for the first time she lamented that the world is not worth it.
Wu Jin is indeed very approachable, but his own strength prevents Qin Lulu from saying too much. This is a kind of subconscious self-restraint.
Especially Qin Lulu felt that Yin Tabing was not being forceful. After all, Yin Tabing was Wu Jin's target, so he spoke ill of Wu Jin in front of Wu Jin's boyfriend?
Is this when she, Qin Lulu, has no brains?
After Yin Yinming left, Qin Lulu silently took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Lang Zheng, whom she had never contacted before: [Do you know what happened to Mr. Yin and Wu Jin? 】
After all, Lang Zheng seemed to be the first to see that the relationship between Wu Jin and Yin Taboo was not right.
Lang Zheng, who had already returned to his seat, saw Qin Lulu's communication for the first time, and he frowned.
Mr. Yin and Wu Jin?
[It's a fight. 】Lang Zheng responded, 【I just saw Wu Jin meeting Mr. Yin at the entrance of the parliament hall, and Mr. Yin stared at him for a long time. 】
Qin Lulu was startled, arguing?This kind of plot that only happens between ordinary young couples is staged on Mr. Yin and Wu Jin?
Why are the two of them arguing?Could it be that there is something serious that I don't know about?
Thinking that Qin Lulu didn't believe her, Lang Zheng gave another example: [Just now when Mr. Yin was writing something, he didn't look at Wu Jin, didn't say a word, Wu Jin came here by himself. 】
[As a result, when Wu Jin stopped looking at Mr. Yin, Mr. Yin called Wu Jin upset again, and asked Wu Jin some unknown things. 】
Fuck? !Makes sense!
Qin Lulu was covered in white sweat from shock.
It's okay for ordinary couples to quarrel, but it's also a civil dispute if it rises to mutual fighting.
But for Wu Jin and Yin Yinming, if one of them is not in the right state, the two will fall apart, and the other will be blackened...
Well, we're done together, we don't have to work anymore, we go to heaven to count the ball together.
Although Qin Lulu didn't understand why Wu Jin and Yin Tabing had such a quarrel, it didn't prevent her from making a small report.
Of course, Qin Lulu was giving a small report to the director, who was also a student of Mr. Yin after all, and could be regarded as the immediate boss of these two.
Besides, if you make a small report to the director general, you are not afraid that the director will expose you later.
At this moment, the bureau chief was thinking about the disgusted look in Yin Yinming's eyes when he left.
He is very sure that Yin Tabing's "that friend" is himself, because Yin Tabing doesn't have a friend who can share his love life with Yin Tabing.
From the director's point of view, seducing this kind of thing is a kind of little fun between lovers, and it's harmless to play it occasionally.
Why is Yin Yinming so resistant?
Just as he was thinking, the news from the group came again, and the director thought that another employee of the Bureau of Abnormalities had found out about the new movement of Shenxianwan.
As a result, one click in, it was Qin Lulu's news.
[Qin Lulu: Ahhh, what should I do!help!Mr. Yin and Wu Jin had a quarrel, and they had been fighting for a long time!Director, enlighten them! 】
[Qin Lulu: Really!Super urgent! 】
The director was stunned for a moment, and he subconsciously looked up, um, yes, it's in the group, everyone in their office is in this group.
Qin Lulu breathed a sigh of relief after posting, only to find that the few remaining colleagues in the office all looked up at her.
Not only these colleagues, but even Wu Jin looked at Qin Lulu in surprise.
After Wu Jin observed Qin Lulu, he turned to Yin Yinming: "Are you actually fighting with me? Why?"
Ok?
Eh!
After Qin Lulu heard Wu Jin's words, for some reason, a cold feeling spread from her head to her feet.
With an extremely slow speed, she slowly, slowly picked up her phone again, and then turned on the screen.
After the screen turned on, there was that dialog box. After all, she had just turned off her phone after sending the message.
At this moment, there was no news about Qin Lulu on the screen, but the screen was full of question marks, and these question marks came from everyone who was performing the task.
Qin Lulu even saw a colleague who was trapped in the ghost wall for three days, and it seemed that the other party had come out.
Calm down, calm down, maybe it's not what you think.Qin Lulu silently swipe up to her own news.
With a snap, Qin Lulu turned the phone upside down.
For a moment, she felt that her heartbeat seemed to have stopped.
At this moment, Yin Taboo, who was questioned by Wu Jin for no reason, also opened the group in confusion, and then his eyes fell on the pink head.
Qin Lulu: ...Help!All this must be false!
Is her life coming to an end?Ah, she is in her twenties, with a life like a flower, she will be gone before she can find a partner.
Fortunately, Yin Yinming didn't say anything, just glanced at her.
Because the director sent a message to Yin Yuming.
【teacher?How are you? 】
[Very good, no problem. ] Yin Yinming only felt that he could not understand the brain circuits of these people.
How could he quarrel with Wu Jin, let alone this, what the hell is the cold war?He was clearly already so enthusiastic.
Facing Wu Jin's puzzled and tangled gaze, Yin Tabing coughed: "Don't think too much, I didn't have a cold war with you."
"Oh." Wu Jin was dubious, he pulled the chair towards Yin Yinming, and then lowered his voice, "Then why did you stare at me just now?"
"You didn't explain other emotions in my eyes?" Yin Taboo asked him.
Wu Jin shook his head in confusion.
Yin Taboo felt that his emotions were a little decadent, and he had tried to let go as much as possible under the premise of restraint.
It didn't take long for the director to appear here. He seemed to wander here casually, but after entering the office, the director's eyes were on Wu Jin and Yin Yinming.
Seeing Yin Yinming with a cold face, the director coughed: "Mr. Yin, why don't you and Wu Jin go home for the holiday?"
The director interpreted the cold war between the two as Yin Yuming's dissatisfaction, and needed to speak up: "I just received your report from Mr. Yin, and I will contact you again if there is any problem here. Personally, I suggest that you better rest one time."
It is said to be a break, but the subtext is to cultivate and cultivate feelings again, and stop engaging in cold wars.
It's hard for Yin Taboo to say that he is actually seducing Wu Jin. If he stays here, those colleagues around him will always look at him with that worried look.
So Yin Tabing could only take Wu Jin and leave here temporarily. The director was right, if there were any special circumstances, he could still contact him.
Wu Jin was tangled throughout the whole process: "Well, I..."
Before he could finish his words, Yin Tabing kissed him, interrupting Wu Jin.
Wu Jin was stunned, but he reacted very quickly and quickly responded to Yin Yinming.
Giving up with a kiss, Yin Yin Ming seriously explained to Wu Jin: "I will not have a cold war with you, never, don't worry."
"Ah, oh, oh." Wu Jin looked at Yin Yuming in a daze.
And Yin Yinming said to wait a moment, and ran back to the room.
"What exactly does he want to do?" Wu Jin was still a little puzzled, and what Yin Taboo tried to do was beyond his comprehension.
"Mi?" The grown-up Wu Ya ran over and rubbed against Wu Jin's ankle, staring at Wu Jin with a pair of lovely green eyes.
Wu Jin leaned over to touch a few cats, and when she heard the door opening and raised her head, Wu Jin was stunned again.
Most of the time Yin Baoming wears his black suit, and occasionally wears a Tang suit when relaxing at home.
And now Yin Yinming's body obviously does not belong to this era, it is wearing a navy blue round neck robe.
Probably Yin Yuming's previous clothes, this Wu Jin doesn't know, after all Wu Jin has never experienced Yin Yuming's past.
The only time they met was during the seal, when Yin Taboo was wearing black soft armor.
Yin Yinming coughed twice.
"It's beautiful." Wu Jin wowed, he had never seen such a Yin Yinming, "It's very beautiful."
As he spoke, he looked Yin Yinming up and down, and sighed again: "Yin Yinming, you are so pretty."
Yin Taboo didn't answer Wu Jin's compliment, he leaned against the door frame with a sullen face, twisting it as far as he could, which was quite embarrassing for Yin Taboo.
Then Yin Yinming raised his eyebrows, and signaled Wu Jin with his eyes: "Am I obvious enough?" He didn't care about the standard of being unrevealed anymore, and he was so enthusiastic that he was afraid of himself.
It's just that Yin Taboo felt that he had twisted to the maximum extent, but in Wu Jin's view, Yin Taboo was just sticking there.
He also stared at Wu Jin with a kind of horror that Wu Jin couldn't understand.
The two looked at each other for a long time, until Wu Jin silently took a step back.
Yin Yinming: "..." Forget it, he understands, he is not suitable for seduction at all.
In this situation, Yin Yinming wanted to find a place to smoke a cigarette and calm down.Nicotine had no effect on him, but that didn't stop him from using this prop to be melancholy.
This is the first time that Yin Taboo has felt powerless, everything needs talent, and it is obvious that his seduction is the same as his singing ability, there is no so-called talent at all.
"Yin Taboo?" Wu Jin keenly noticed that Yin Taboo was not happy, "What's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing." Yin Yinming began to think that if he attacked Wu Jin semi-forcedly, would Wu Jin mind?
If you can't be euphemistic, you can only play a straight ball.
If Wu Jin hadn't made it clear that he had feelings for Yin Taboo Ming, Yin Taboo Ming would have wondered if Wu Jin had no sexual interest in him.
"I'll go and change my clothes first." Yin Yinming returned to the room.
And Wu Jin, who was shut out of the door, thought for a while alone, and after he couldn't figure out why, he silently clenched his fists.
He felt that he had to have a talk with Yin Taboo, he didn't like Yin Taboo's strange state where he didn't have something to say.
After figuring out the key, Wu Jin pushed the door open and walked in: "Yin Yinming, we have to...well."
Before he could finish his words, Yin Yinming also turned around at this time.
Yin Taboo Ming is different from Wu Jin's style of changing clothes at will. Yin Taboo Ming needs to change clothes.
And Yin Yinming, who just used the trick of subduing temptation and it didn't work, must change it back.
Of course, this uniform is from more than 1000 years ago, and it is also possible that Wu Jin did not get it right.
In fact, Wu Jin had seen Yin Tabing change clothes before, but at that time Wu Jin's desire and senses had not recovered.
After Wu Jin recovered, Yin Tabing changed his clothes to avoid Wu Jin intentionally or unintentionally.
Wu Jin, who hadn't recovered before, didn't pay attention to seeing Yin Tabing changing clothes in front of him. After all, in his logic, Yin Tabing had the same two eyes, a nose, and a mouth like everyone else, nothing special.
But at this moment, Wu Jin looked at Yin Yuming, because Yin Yuming hadn't started wearing trousers yet, Wu Jin couldn't help asking: "What is that black circle on your thigh?"
"This?" Yin Yinming stretched out his hand and touched it: "This is for fixing shirts, shirt clips."
"Oh." Wu Jin nodded.
Wait, he was about to say something, um... forgot.
Wu Jin watched Yin Yuming fix the shirt clip, and explained to Wu Jin while fixing it: "Occasionally, the range will be larger when fighting, and it's better to fix it than loose it, you know."
He didn't understand, Wu Jin was silent.
He just thought that this black thing looked as sexy as suspenders.
And what's that on the calf? !
Wu Jin felt that his outstretched hand was trembling: "You, the one on your calf..."
"Sock clip." Yin Yinming glanced at it, "It's the same reason."
"Ah? Oh." Wu Jin felt his head was a little confused.
Is this kind of thing really designed just for convenience?Isn't it for some lustful reason?
Although such a subjective judgment is not very good, Wu Jin somehow felt that Yin Yinming was seducing him.
as well as!Isn't Yin Yinming's figure a little too good?
Yin Tabing has muscles, a perfect figure like a sculpture.It's not the kind of thin and weak white chicken, and it's not the kind of bulky big guy.
When the muscles explode, they are hard, but when they relax, they are actually soft...and very elastic. This is all brought out by Wu Jin.
Of course Wu Jin also has muscles, but they are not as perfect as Yin Yinming's. Wu Jin wonders what kind of racial talent this is.
It's the same reason that the white wolf grew up inexplicably and also got a whole body of muscles.
Anyway, Wu Jin thinks Yin Tabing's figure is super sexy!
Yes, it is sexy!Male sexiness.
Moreover, Yin Yinming's jacket was not properly buttoned to the top, and part of it was exposed.
The main reason was that the tie was hanging loosely around his neck, and Wu Jin could see Yin Yinming's collarbone along the exposed point.
I can't watch it, and if I watch it again, there will be problems!
Wu Jin reminded herself like this, but she couldn't look away at all, and there was only one thought in her mind - is he seducing me? !
He is definitely seducing me!Otherwise, what the heck is he doing so lewdly!
"How can I seduce him?" Yin Taboo was still struggling, he still couldn't bear Bawang's hard attack, mainly because he was not so personal in front of Wu Jin.
"Cough, is your shirt clip not clipped?" Wu Jin casually pointed.
Of course he was pointing at random, Wu Jin's mind was full of "what am I doing, stop now." But his behavior was not under the control of his brain.
"Where?" Yin Yinming wanted to take a look.
Wu Jin strode up: "Let me help you see."
Then he quickly and carefully undid the clip.
Strange to say, Wu Jin is not interested in these suits at all, after all, he is a guy who can hang himself with a tie.
But he took off his shirt clip very quickly, so fast that Wu Jin himself was a little surprised, and in the end he could only blame it on the difference in motivation.
Ahhh!Is he a pervert? !
While thinking this way, Wu Jin looked at Yin Yinming cautiously: "Shall I buckle it up for you?"
Yin Yinming agreed without thinking too much.
Then when it was time to buckle up, Wu Jin's old problem of not understanding the structure of the suit returned, and he had to do it several times before he buttoned it up.
After buckling, Wu Jin felt his forehead sweating, he laughed awkwardly, he didn't know what he was doing, so he put his hand on Yin Yuming's waist.
Yin Yinming was also taken aback.
Wu Jin stopped quickly after letting go, and continued to smile awkwardly but politely: "Yin Yuming, you have a pretty thin waist." Looking at the distribution of texture on Yin Yuming's body, you can tell that Yin Yuming's explosive power is very strong .
Of course, the flexibility must be quite incredible.
"Really?" Yin Yinming frowned and gestured.
He doesn't think his waist is thin, at least not to the extent of a woman's slim waist.
Yin Taboo didn't pay attention after the gesture, but bent down to pick up the trousers on the stool.
Wu Jin: "... Yin Yinming, has anyone ever told you that you have breasts and a butt?" He asked sincerely.
Yin Yinming turned his head with question marks all over his face: "Huh?" What does it mean to have breasts and butt?
Yin Taboo touched his chest subconsciously, um, it was muscle instead of limp fat, and the same behind him.
"I'm not talking about that kind." Wu Jin explained, "It's not the girl's kind." Women with protruding fronts and backs are also pretty, but that's obviously not the same as Yin Taboo.
After Wu Jin finished speaking, he pursed his lips. He felt that he couldn't go on like this anymore. If he went on like this, there would definitely be problems, and there would be problems with his body!
What should I do if I can't control it? !Originally, Yin Yinming was in a bad mood today, if he forced it...
Wu Jin wanted to walk away, but his feet seemed to have taken root, and he remained motionless.
After Yin Yinming put on his pants, he found that Wu Jin was still standing beside him.
Wu Jin was very close, and he didn't know what he was thinking, his mind was wandering, his eyes were empty.
Yin Taboo almost subconsciously pecked the corner of Wu Jin's mouth lightly. This is just Yin Taboo's subconscious habit. Recently, the two kiss very frequently, and they are already used to it.
Seeing this kiss was fatal to Wu Jin, and this kiss made his already weak defense even worse.
Wu Jin seemed to hear the word finished in his head.
A voice reminded him: "Be sure to hold back! Control it! Premarital sex is shameful and irresponsible! All of this should be left behind after marriage. This is respect for Yin Yinming!"
Another voice retorted: "You fart, anyway, he will be my partner, even if he doesn't do anything, so why don't I do something?"
The voice that reminded him turned back instantly: "You are right."
Then Wu Jin silently apologized in his heart to the old man who taught him not to have sex with his partner before marriage, and then he had his own calculations.
Despicable be despicable!He wants to sleep with Yin Yinming!
And Yin Tabing heard a click after putting on his suit jacket.Turning his head to look, he found that Wu Jin was fiddling with the door.
"It seems to be stuck." Wu Jin was a little tangled, "Tsk, it can't be that Wu is playing outside, locked the door, right?!"
The pear cat outside the door, which was chasing the butterfly, sneezed inexplicably. It raised its small head and looked left and right. It didn't understand why it was like this, and it didn't worry about it. It continued to shake its head and chase the butterfly.
"Witch?" Yin Yinming was surprised, "Can it jump so high?"
"Then I raised it after all, maybe I can cultivate into a demon in the future." Wu Jin's implication is that this cat is so powerful that it is easy to jump up and pull the lock.
"Really?" Yin Yinming expressed doubts about this, "Why do I feel that I didn't hear the voice?"
"I don't know." Wu Jin shrugged decisively, "Maybe this cat is lighter."
After finishing speaking, Wu Jin groaned pretendingly, as if blaming Wu for his recklessness: "The kitten is ignorant, it's annoying."
Wu Ya, who turned to chase the bee, sneezed again, which disturbed the bee. The bee attacked Wu Ya's paw, and Wu Ya meowed, and the paw was swollen.
And Wu Jin was still pretending to be entangled with the problem of the door: "What should we do now? Are we going to be trapped inside?"
After finishing speaking, he replied: "Yin Yinming, your door is quite expensive, right? What should we do now? We can't get out." Wu Jin patted the door weakly, cautiously.
It's not that he must have something to happen with Yin Tabing now, the main thing is that Wu Jin wants the two of them to be alone for a while.
It's best that this time is enough for Wu Jin to seduce him in reverse.
In the final analysis, he can't force Yin Yinming, he has to let Yin Yinming have that desire, although Wu Jin finds it very difficult.
Just as Wu Jin was thinking, he suddenly felt Yin Tabing approaching him, Wu Jin's heart beat faster, and just as he was about to say something, he heard a click.
The entire door was torn down by Yin Yinming.
Wu Jin: ...
Under Wu Jin's shocked gaze, Yin Tabing slowly put the door on the ground.
"It's okay, my home is your home, you can do whatever you want, don't worry about this or that." Yin Yinming confessed affectionately, "After all, I like you."
You like a ghost, Wu Jin almost blurted out, but he held back.
"Yin Taboo." Wu Jin silently looked at Yin Taboo, "Do you have straight male cancer?"
?Yin Yinming opened his eyes wide in shock.
At this time, Wu Ya, who was stung by a bee, screamed and ran over to Yin Yuming, who was so distraught that the stung paw was twice as swollen as its original paw.
Wu Jin looked very angry, knowing that Wu should have picked it up with his own hands.
But now he is holding back his anger for no reason, and needs to find a place to vent it: "I'll go find bees for Wu Ya."
After speaking, Wu Jin got up and left.
Yin Yinming left alone in front of the door messy
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