After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

He Rongchuan himself, come and wait for him?Chi Yi was terrified immediately, it was fine for the emperor to go out of the palace to do this in person, but he knew that he was going to Zhu Ziyuan to see someone off, why didn't he go back to the palace first, and insisted on waiting for him in the restaurant in the middle of the night?

To keep a tyrant waiting for two hours is a red flag.

And He Rongchuan and others seemed to have nothing to say or do, after seeing him, they just let him get into the car indifferently and took him back to the palace.

Xiao Yu, who had been rambling all night, finally got serious at this moment, and Chi Yi shrank in a corner, planning a way to deal with the tyrant.

Entering Zhenghuai Palace, he planned to publish "Chi Yi's innocence theory" in front of He Rongchuan, but he saw that the other party first took out an origami and put it on the table, and walked to the window to watch the rain.

This behavior blocked Chi Yi's speech, so he had no choice but to open the paper.There are a few names on it, all of them are candidates for the pilot test who had a drink with him just now, presumably they are the reserve talents selected by He Rongchuan.

Those names were slightly different from his ideas, after all, he still couldn't accept some extreme centralization ideas of the ancients.But he would not be so stupid as to argue with the tyrant, he just said: "Can I add another one? Sun You."

Then, he saw that the figure by the window froze visibly to the naked eye, and suddenly closed a window heavily, with a low and sullen voice on his lips: "It's because of you that I didn't pick him."

Chi Yi couldn't understand the implication contained in this tone, he was still discussing the matter, and said with a smile: "I said a few words to Sun You on the way, and his attitude changed, and he took the initiative to join. This is a major event for His Majesty, and I It's just running errands, how can I hinder your decision?"

The man turned around abruptly, a pair of lacquered eyes fixed on him.The expression in his eyes couldn't be seen clearly in the backlight, Chi Yi only felt panic, and... pity.

pity?Why pity?Where did it come from?

Before he could study it carefully, He Rongchuan strode over to the desk, grabbed a pen and wiped it twice in the dry inkstone, and added Sun You's name on the paper.The strokes are not very clear, but there is a momentum to eat people.

Chi Yi finally felt something was wrong.What's the matter with this man?Because you waited for me for too long, and you feel resentful, you want to vent your anger on yourself?

You can't really let it out.Chi Yi hurriedly buried his head in apology: "It's my fault. I should first ask who is coming. If I know that His Majesty is here in person, I will naturally not dare to leave without authorization."

The attitude is sincere and the tone is respectful, and there is no fault at all.It wasn't intentional in the first place, it's just a misunderstanding, it's not a big deal, it's almost over, right?

And the figure on the opposite side has been hidden in the shadows, like a prey being swallowed by the night, slowly raised his eyes, and spit out a mouthful of anger and resentment towards Chi Yi: "Get out."

Chi Yi was stunned at the moment, where are you going on this rainy day?

Chi Yi didn't understand why the tyrant was so angry, he pretended not to hear the phrase "get out", and instead took a step forward.He can't be too far away, if he is really in danger for a while, he has to have a place to hide.

"Well... haven't you eaten after waiting for so long? Shall I go get something to eat?" He changed his style to please.

Unexpectedly, the other party hammered his fist on the table and yelled directly: "Don't understand what I said? From now on, stay away from Zhenghuai Palace, the farther the better!"

It's strange, He Rongchuan has shown anger in front of him several times, but never once in the original book, no matter to anyone, he would never speak so loudly, nor would he... lose his composure like this.

Chi Yi's first reaction was to hide in the protagonist's halo, but just two steps away, He Rongchuan picked something up from the table and threw it out, and Chi Yi tripped the next moment.He looked down, and there was an inkstone under his feet.

With this person's skill, it is entirely possible to prevent him from entering the aura of the protagonist by just throwing things, and he will only be injured if he breaks in.Chi Yi sighed in his heart, all right, just get out.When the tyrant gets mad, it's safer to stay away.

He said goodbye, went outside, saw that only Wang Lu was guarding him, and said, "Wang Gonggong, can you give me an umbrella?"

"Don't give it to him!" A shout came from inside.

Wang Lu rolled his eyes, which made Chi Yi quite embarrassed.He is not allowed to approach the palace and is not given an umbrella. Is this His Majesty making up his mind today to turn him into a drowned chick?

With an angry bully, the more you dodge him, the more aggressive he will be.Make yourself miserable and vent your anger on him, and it will be fine.

After coming to this world, Chi Yi has slept in a prison cell, knelt in the snow, and now has another rain... Well, as long as he doesn't hinder his mission, threaten his life, let him sleep with the tyrant in the same bed every day. all willing.

After figuring it out, Chi Yi walked out of Zhenghuai Palace without wrapping his cloak, and threw himself into the heavy rain with open arms, which seemed a bit heroic.

Even though the vernal equinox has passed and the yang qi has warmed up, but now it is the second watch, the yang qi is already thoroughly cold.After wandering on the palace road for a quarter of an hour, Chi Yi was washed cold from head to toe.

The guards and eunuchs on the side of the road kept their duty and didn't even look at him.Given his current situation, he might not even dare to take him in a prison cell.He really had no choice but to trot all the way to the imperial garden and find a pavilion in the corner to hide.

The wet Chi Yi leaned against the pillar of the pavilion, and glimpsed a few scratches on the pillar, which seemed to have been there for many years.He wiped his face, twisted the water from his sleeve, and looked around.This place looks familiar, could it be... Zhuoqing Bay?

He remembered the scene of being threatened with death by the tyrant here one night.At that time, I did say the wrong thing and do the wrong thing, so it was okay to be scolded by him.But what happened today?

Sending the guests back after the banquet is obviously a normal operation. Who would have thought that an emperor would run to the restaurant all day long!Getting angry with yourself for this, isn't this deliberately finding fault?Besides, he was talking about business just now and didn't recruit him. Why did he suddenly become anxious?

Wet clothes stick to the body, sticky and greasy.Chi Yi was very upset and grabbed the system in his mind.

Chi Yi: Tell the system truthfully, did the author want to portray a neurotic protagonist? !

System: Dip—the hard mode has not been turned on yet, the task target is sane, but has many psychological problems.But it's all curable!

Chi Yi:? ?This is not difficult?Didn't I just save the tyrant's life?What about his mental health? ?

System: The task does not require the protagonist's mental health, as long as the host is alive to complete the task, it doesn't matter if the protagonist in the original book is crazy!

Chi Yi: If he is crazy, I will die.But I don't know how to treat mental problems...

System: In view of the fact that the host is so wet, I will help you as much as I can. ——This task system contains a miniature library, and now the host can get a book from it!

Chi Yi: Library?so good!Then I want... wait, I remember when I asked for a book last time, some unscrupulous system threw a book of erotic pictures on my head?

System: Oops, this time I gave you the head office with words, right?All books come from the world you were in before wearing the book.

Chi Yi: That’s about the same.In that case, you can give me a book on psychology, and I will learn how to cure tyrants.

System: OK!Host, please wait a moment——

Before Chi Yi could react, a thick hardcover book fell from the sky, hit him on the top of his head, and then flew out of the pavilion.He hurriedly fished the book out of the rain, and saw the words on the cover clearly in the faint moonlight:

"Sexual Psychology".

Chi Yi: ... Get out of the unscrupulous system!What is this? !I &%￥@*! !

System: It's already two o'clock in the morning, aren't you sleepy, the host?Go to bed early, yawn... I wish the host a smooth mission!

Chi Yi: ...

Which lsp developed the hot chicken system? ?

He threw the thick and heavy book on the ground, sat back to watch the rain, felt irritable, turned around in the pavilion a few times, finally picked up the book on the ground, dusted it off, and opened it casually. Page.

The light is too weak, and only the headline on the top row can be seen clearly - "Causes and Cure of Frigidity"?

frigidity?Isn't this He Rongchuan Benchuan?

Chi Yi became interested, ran out of the pavilion, stole a lamp from the side of the road, and came back, reading with the lantern on.

"...One of the patients represses sexual desire and transforms it into a force of attack, so they are always hurting others."

Chi Yi nodded, well, that tyrant is like this, it must be because he likes killing people so much, so he doesn't need to sleep with his wife.

"To treat this type of patient, the first step is to make him realize how much harm he has caused to others..."

Chi Yi was thoughtful, making him realize the harm he caused to others?

He Rongchuan has expressed his concern for him many times, at least he has a little bit of affection, right?If he is injured, can he still be as indifferent as he is when he abuses a prisoner?

Chi Yi thought for a moment, then suddenly threw the book into the water, and walked into the torrential rain again.

He picked an easy-to-find spot in the imperial garden, pretended to stand by the lake to watch the scenery, and then pretended to slip on the road and accidentally fell, falling into the water with a crash.

The lake water was a bit colder than the rain water, and Chi Yi couldn't lie down quietly if he wanted to appear unconscious from choking on the water.He shouted for help at the top of his voice, and slapped his hands vigorously to make water splash, making himself look like he was struggling.

There are several guards and eunuchs nearby, and they will not come to rescue people without orders.But Chi Yi believed that someone among them must have reported it.

It's just that when he was fumbling around, Chi Yi had a doubt: he wanted to read books and learn how to survive under the tyrant's hands.Why did it turn into helping the tyrant treat frigidity?Does this have anything to do with the mission?

……

Although Wang Lu had been ordered to bring Chi Yi back a long time ago, he was very reluctant to go, but Yang Shun was not there, so he could only drag out two umbrellas, fetch a set of clean clothes and a handkerchief, and give them to the wind lamp. Top up with oil.Half an hour passed when I went out.

He asked the guards on the side of the road, and he walked all the way to the imperial garden, and heard a loud cry for help from a distance.Wang Lu was startled, he could tell that it was Chi Yi's voice.Although I don't want to see this person, but if something happens, I have to bear the responsibility.

He hurriedly called all the eunuchs to get into the water to save people, but after the order was issued, the cries for help suddenly stopped.Several eunuchs hurriedly fished out a drenched body from the water. The man closed his eyes and was paralyzed, and he didn't respond to how he screamed.

Wang Lu's heart sank. Could it be... fainted?

……

Ever since Chi Yi heard Wang Lu's voice in the water, he kicked his legs and started to play dead.He felt himself being fished out, bumped and drenched in the rain all the way, and finally entered the room and placed on the couch.

The rustling voices of people inside the house were mixed with the sound of rain outside, and Chi Yi thought about it in his own mind - no matter who came for a while, he just pretended to be delirious and comatose.It's best to sleep for three days and three nights, let He Rongchuan know, and he will regret being so cruel to him just now.

As for why he was unconscious for so long after drowning... Never mind.The ancients had limited medical knowledge, so they were in a coma anyway.

Soon after, an imperial physician came and tossed Chi Yi's eyes, ears, mouth and nose, trying to squeeze water out of it.After failing, he felt his pulse and said for a long time, "The cause is unknown. Maybe the lake water entered his brain and washed away his sanity, so he fell into a coma. I don't know if he can be rescued..."

Chi Yi, whose brain was flooded, was very satisfied with these remarks, and didn't know how He Rongchuan would react when he heard that his life was in danger.It's not likely to be crazy, crazy, obsessed, at least you will regret it at the beginning, right?It's best to wake up, restrain the tyrant's behavior, and treat yourself better after waking up...

Just as he was thinking wildly, Chi Yi felt that someone was taking off his clothes, only then did he remember that he was still wet all over.After the layers of clothes were peeled off, he thought that his great cause of pretending to be dead had achieved a staged victory...

When the last layer of underwear was taken off, Chi Yi suddenly remembered something.He weighed it quickly, there should be only one eunuch in the room now, even if the truth is revealed, he can hide it with a bribe.

So he boldly jumped up from the bed, "Wait a minute!"

Only now did Chi Yi see the situation in the room clearly. Yang Shun was holding the wet clothes he had just changed, and was looking at him in confusion.On the seat on the other side of the room, He Rongchuan himself leaned forward, with his arms resting on his forehead, and raised his head when he heard the sound, his face was full of worries that had not been completely hidden, and his eyes were slightly red.

— When did this guy come in? !

When the four eyes meet, a sense of embarrassment permeates Chi Yi's heart.The strange thing is that only a small part of that embarrassment came from pretending to faint, and more from...

Yang Shun just took off his clothes, so at this time, his upper body is completely naked!

It's not the first time that everyone has been honest with each other, and Chi Yi really doesn't understand what's so embarrassing.He didn't think of how to resolve it, but he saw that He Rongchuan turned his head away first.

Um?Is he embarrassed too?

Chi Yi suppressed those messy thoughts, snatched back the soaked underwear from Yang Shun's hands, dug out his pockets, and took out a piece of origami.The paper was obviously soaked through with water, and the ink stains on it were also badly stained.

The "secret" given by Yao Han was kept in Chi Yi's arms for a whole day, if someone hadn't taken his clothes off, he would have almost forgotten about it.

The words on the paper were really messed up, and the name "Wu Fa" could only be vaguely pieced together.He had an impression of this person, Wu Fa was an official in Longzhou, and when encountering pure state invasions, peasant uprisings, etc., he often used soy sauce on various occasions.So according to Prime Minister Yao, is this person from his side?What follows are some of Wu Fa's deeds. I really can't spell the complete words, but only recognize a few key words sporadically.

"Yang Shun, bring it here." The hoarse voice was full of irresistible majesty.

Chi Yi shivered instinctively.The big trouble is still here.

Yang Shun asked for the soaked paper, and presented it to the emperor who couldn't tell the difference between happiness and anger.Chi Yi quickly explained: "Prime Minister Yao slipped it to me quietly, and added the sentence 'If necessary, this person just abandons it'. Many words are unclear, and I will ask him for another copy..."

He Rongchuan glanced at it briefly, folded it casually and put it aside, and his tone seemed to be saying something like "today's weather is really nice": "Longzhou Tong knows Wu Fa, and the rest is just a mess in his fish and meat village. You go to Longzhou It’s not for checking these, so there’s no need to ask more questions.”

Chi Yi wanted to cry but had no tears.In He Rongchuan's eyes, he went to Longzhou to help Xu Jian fight the war.But only Chi Yi knew that his biggest goal was to complete the mission of avenging justice for the people and find the corrupt officials who killed Shi Lie's family.

He didn't dare to argue with the tyrant at this time, so he agreed first, then sat quietly on the bed with his head buried, waiting for the next question like "why pretend to be dizzy".

After waiting for a long time but not waiting, I accidentally yawned.

"Sleep when you're sleepy," said the same toneless tone, "I told the imperial doctor not to come."

Chi Yi was taken aback for a moment, didn't he care about himself?

He didn't quite understand what attitude this meant, but he could understand "sleep when you're sleepy".It was almost dawn, and it was time to go to sleep, so he continued to change his clothes.

……

The rain gradually weakened, making out the sound of the friction of clothing materials.

On the other side of the room, He Rongchuan was originally contemplating, but did not deliberately look away.Seeing that person started to change clothes, he suddenly closed his eyes and turned his head as if he saw something dazzling.

He didn't know why he wanted to hide. He took Chi Yi to Yuquanchi before, even if this person climbed on top of him to do his best, he didn't feel that there was nothing to dislike.

Chi Yi probably forgot that he jumped into the water to save people a few months ago, but now he suddenly couldn't swim, struggling to wait for someone to rescue him, and he couldn't tell a lie.

—but why did he jump into the water?

If he didn't want to get wet in the rain, the palace was full of eaves and pavilions, and he could hide anywhere.Even if he had nowhere to live, did he really think it would make him drench all night?Why do you want to jump into the lake and pretend to be dizzy? Who is this for?

Undoubtedly do it for yourself.But even if he really drowned and passed out, so what?What can I do if I caused him to this point?So many people died because of this "tyrant", is he missing one?What's so special about Chi Yi?

Suddenly, a string snapped in He Rongchuan's mind, sparks crackled.An idea that had surfaced several times and was dubbed absurd several times gradually became clear in my heart.

At this time, Chi Yi had already packed up and blew on the lamp in front of him.He Rongchuan called him and stopped him from putting down the bed curtain.

"Last time you said that if the enemy fails, Longzhou will be in chaos. Is there a way to break the situation?"

Chi Yi was silent for a long time, uttering intermittently, with the exhaustion of being sleepless all night: "There is no special way... Pure Chinese people are cunning, as long as you keep an eye on it, as long as you make up your mind in time, you don't fall into the trap. I will go or Can assist General Xu..."

"Why is Xu Jian willing to listen to you?"

"I can chat with General Xu, the previous cooperation was quite smooth... No, I, I mean business, I have no personal relationship with him..."

He Rongchuan leaned against the back of the chair and quietly looked at the figure in the darkness.He couldn't see his appearance and demeanor clearly, but he could only hear from his voice that he was really sleepy, but he was struggling with his unclear mind, and panickedly dealt with the problem that he had no intention of threatening at first.

He always remembers that more than ten years ago, someone told him what kind of situation should be kept secret.For more than half a year, he has endured Chi Yi's offense, and has never exposed it once.But he himself didn't know exactly what he could get in exchange for such forbearance.

Just thinking of the way Chi Yi jumped into the lake to show him, he still didn't give up, and tried again and again for the last time.

Since the situation in Longzhou is unfavorable, let's go to someone who can make up his mind.