we don't do business during the day

You Zhou could guess it with his toes, Di Yang must have thought about it again.You Zhou stood in the dry well and looked up at the mouth of the well. He waited for a long time but didn't get a response from Di Yang. Could it be that he disliked himself for dragging his legs and threw himself in the well and ran away?Thinking of this, You Zhou became even more anxious, pulled his neck and yelled at the mouth of the well: "Di Yang, are you there, tell me something."

Still no response.You Zhou became anxious, and roared again: "Di Yang, you grandson, you threw me into the well, didn't you? Let's see how I deal with you when I go back. Let me tell you, half of the fourth month's salary will be deducted. If you come back now , I can still forgive you, do you hear?"

Suddenly, a head poked out from the mouth of the well, "I think you don't want to come up, do you?"

Hearing the familiar voice, You Zhou subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he was still there.You Zhou couldn't care less about face, and laughed at Jingkou: "I thought you left me and left."

Just now Di Yang walked around a few times and found a few hemp ropes, twisted into a strand, it can bear You Zhou's light weight.But as soon as he returned to the mouth of the well, he heard You Zhou scolding himself in the well, and suddenly felt angry and funny.

"Hey, why don't you talk anymore, hurry up and find a way to get me out." You Zhou looked up at the mouth of the well, and saw Di Yang standing by the well with his own eyes, after a rustling sound, You Zhou widened in surprise eyes, and said, "What do you want?"

Di Yang unzipped his trousers, stood by the well and said with his lips curled up, "I have a problem with you, that is, you will get revenge. Since you scolded me just now and deducted my salary, I can't bear it. So..." Di Yang pretended to be urinating, whistled and said, "It's happened that you have been holding it all night, so let me take a hot bath for you." Di Yang and Ya Zi are old acquaintances, really He is not as narrow-minded as he is, he just wants to play tricks on You Zhou at the moment.

You Zhou was so angry that he was in a hurry, stuck to the edge of the well, looked up at the mouth of the well and said, "I warn you, if you dare to pee, believe it or not, I will eunuch you after I get out."

Di Yang couldn't help but said: "Then I really pissed, I want to see if you have the ability to eunuch me."

You Zhou is very anxious, he doesn't need fertilizer to fuel his growth.Di Yang's whistle echoed in the well, causing You Zhou to have goose bumps all over his body.You Zhou took a deep breath, and said with a smile: "Hey, we can't have something to talk about, why do we use such dirty methods, don't you think so?" You Zhou laughed dryly, taking advantage of Di Yang's return Before releasing the water, he said again: "You said you are so handsome, so it's too inappropriate for you to do this?"

Di Yang suppressed a smile and said, "What is my identity, am I just a part-time worker?"

"Nonsense." You Zhou sternly said: "360 years of work will lead to the champion. Everyone relies on their ability to make a living, so you can't underestimate yourself, right?"

Di Yang wanted to laugh more and more.You Zhou, You Zhou, it's a waste of your mouth not to talk about cross talk.Di Yang pulled up his trouser chain again, turned around and took the twisted hemp rope, and when he threw it into the well, he said: "The rope is a bit thin, please be gentle."

Feeling relieved, You Zhou wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and prepared to climb out of the well along the rope.When You Zhou grasped the rope tightly, he thought about it, when he went out, he must beat him all over the place, otherwise he would not be a man.

"Don't worry, you are at best a boy now."

Di Yang's voice suddenly came from the mouth of the well, and what he said was still in You Zhou's heart.You Zhou suddenly realized the danger, he grabbed the rope tightly and said, "Di Yang, do you know mind reading skills?"

Mind reading?Di Yang sneered, do you still need mind reading between you and me?

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll pull you up." Di Yang pulled the rope, "Be gentle, if the rope breaks, you can spend the rest of your life in the well."

You Zhou snapped his mouth in anger, silently.You Zhou tied the rope around his waist, and climbed on the wall of the well with his hands and feet. At the same time, Di Yang pulled hard on it, and it seemed that he was almost at the mouth of the well. You Zhou's right hand just touched the missing part of the well wall. In a small hole, he suddenly touched a ball of fluffy things. You Zhou touched it twice curiously, and then took a closer look. It turned out to be a mouse, staring at him with small round eyes.

"Yo, come out for a walk without going to bed at night." You Zhou laughed and joked.Perhaps it was a wild mouse, not only not afraid of You Zhou's approach, but crawled towards You Zhou's finger.It is fate to meet, and it is always good to say hello.You Zhou stretched out his finger and touched the mouse's head, not to mention, the mouse became more sticky after touching it like this.

"You Zhou, what are you doing?"

Di Yang's urging voice came from the top of his head, and You Zhou repeatedly said: "Come here." You Zhou didn't care about playing with the mouse, and climbed up the wall. When he reached the mouth of the well, You Zhou lay down on the edge of the well and gasped: "I just saw a mouse, and it's not afraid of me, hahahahaha."

With a dark face, Di Yang said with displeasure: "Then you go back and continue playing with the mouse." Di Yang suddenly stepped forward, grabbed You Zhou by the collar and was about to push him back into the well.You Zhou was shocked, hugged Di Yang's arm, and said with an apologetic smile: "No more playing, let's hurry up and get down to business."

Di Yang looked at You Zhou, and said with a sneer, "Before you get down to business, do you have one more thing to do?"

"What's the matter?" You Zhou was a little confused.

"Aren't you going to beat me all over the place?" Di Yang raised his eyebrows jokingly.

You Zhou suddenly felt a chill coming from behind, and said with a smile: "Don't dare, I can't beat anyone, and I can't beat you. Besides, I have to beat you too." You Zhou patted Di Yang's face. The back of his hand, "Hey, let me go, let's do business, and when I make money, I'll give you a bonus."

The back of Di Yang's hand was touched, he felt a little itchy, and let go of You Zhou with a little embarrassment.

You Zhou stood up from the well, patted the dust off his body and said, "Let's go." You Zhou rearranged the big and small bags on his body, walked around the self-built house of Emperor Yang Chao.

Di Yang followed behind him, and when the two of them arrived at the door of the self-built house, You Zhou sighed to himself: "Why do you think there are so many rich people now? Look at how grand this house is built."

Di Yang didn't bother to pay attention to his emotion, and pushed open the door with a big hand.After turning on the light, I took a look around and found that the room was very clean, but there was a gloomy and cold air inside and outside, which made people feel very uncomfortable.Di Yang walked to the sofa and sat down, then took off his shirt and threw it away, his posture didn't look like he was going to catch ghosts, but rather like a tourist who came to stay here.

You Zhou's eyes widened, "You don't plan to work?"

Di Yang rolled his eyes at him, "What's the rush, they know someone has moved in, so they will show up naturally." Di Yang leaned back on the sofa, closed his eyes and began to recharge his energy.

You Zhou curled his lips, then took off all the big and small bags on his body, and then dug out the compass and some ghost-hunting tools from inside.Holding the compass, You Zhou said softly, "Let me do the math first, and see what's wrong with this house." You Zhou ran around the room with the compass in his hand, and finally found a problem under the wall in the southeast corner.You Zhou bent down and squatted down, dug a piece of wall skin under the base of the wall with his hands, then returned the same way, put the wall skin in a wooden basin, burned it with a yellow talisman, put in a copper coin, shook it three times, and took out the copper coin , looking around the room through the circular hole in the center.

I really didn't know the scene on the other side of the copper coin, and I was shocked when I saw it.As I had guessed earlier, this house was built on a cemetery.Everything must be done on a first-come, first-served basis. Doves occupy the magpie's nest.

The matter found the root cause, You Zhou ran to Di Yang's side excitedly, pushed his shoulder and said, "Hey, this house is really built on a cemetery." Di Yang hugged his shoulders, closed his eyes and ignored him at all the meaning of.You Zhou was out of breath, and pushed him again, "Are you really asleep?" Di Yang suddenly opened his eyes, and pulled You Zhou to him, You Zhou panicked, before he could wait for him When he opened his mouth to speak, Di Yang covered his mouth with his hand, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Don't talk, that thing is here."

You Zhou didn't dare to make a sound, and lay motionless on Di Yang's body.Di Yang and You Zhou maintained an ambiguous posture, and the hot air from his mouth hit You Zhou's ears, maybe You Zhou was too focused on certain things and didn't care about these small details.

A long time passed, and You Zhou didn't even see a ghost.He was a little puzzled, and when he turned his head and was about to ask Di Yang the reason, he unexpectedly found that Di Yang had closed his eyes again, his eyelashes were trembling slightly, his lips were pursed under the bridge of his high nose, and there was a slight movement of his lips. Twitched Adam's apple.

The masculine breath rushed towards him, so strong that You Zhou couldn't look away.You Zhou suddenly felt that he seemed to have met Di Yang a long time ago, but after thinking about it carefully, it was impossible.But why is it so familiar?

You Zhou watched him with fascination, almost to the point where the primordial spirit came out of his body.Suddenly, Di Yang opened his eyes, pulled You Zhou in front of him with one hand, and said fiercely, "You guys want to play a sneak attack with your little skills?"

You Zhou looked back suddenly, a pair of pale hands were just around his neck.You Zhou took a closer look, and it turned out that there was a man with a ferocious face standing behind him, but at this time his movements had been restrained by Di Yang, and he could not continue.

You Zhou's face darkened, and he said angrily: "You have a stuffy nose, dare to fight with me?" You Zhou took out the yellow talisman in his pocket, and said angrily: "I told you to play dirty with me, I will beat you to death. "

This kind of little ghost is so weak that it is useless, although You Zhou's movements are much slower, he still sticks the yellow talisman on his body.With a squeak, white smoke rose from the male ghost's body. He howled and flew far away, then fell to the ground and rolled in pain.You Zhou snorted disdainfully, pushed Di Yang away and stood up, clapped his hands and said: "This time you know how good I am."

As soon as the words were finished, a white shadow suddenly flashed across the southeast wall and arrived at the male ghost's side at an extremely fast speed.The white shadow turned into an ordinary-looking woman. She, who was also a gangster, wanted to tear off the yellow talisman that Yu Zhou had attached to the male ghost with her bare hands.The golden talisman was written on the yellow talisman, and the blessing of the Buddha's seal was very powerful. Before the female ghost touched it with both hands, she was ejected by the blessing of the Buddha's seal.

You Zhou took out a yellow talisman again, and said with a smile: "Come here, this one is for you." You Zhou walked towards the female ghost with big strides, and when he approached, the old drama was staged again.The female ghost struggled to get up and knelt down: "This is our shelter, but now we are not comfortable being pressed by such a big house, and...we have never harmed anyone, just scare. "

The sudden begging for mercy made You Zhou unable to do anything.You Zhou couldn't bear it, thought for a while and asked, "Didn't your family members be notified before the house was built here to move your graves?"

The female ghost shook her head, "After we died, our relatives moved to other cities, so no one moved our graves for us."

You Zhou turned his head and said angrily to Di Yang: "The souls of the dead are disturbed, and the living only care about making money. Even if no one will relocate their graves, they will always think of some measures before building a house."

Di Yang knew that You Zhou felt compassion again.Di Yang looked at him calmly, "Then what do you mean?"

You Zhou shrugged, "It goes without saying, move for them."

Before Di Yang opened his mouth to speak, the female ghost took the lead and said: "He is dying soon, can you take down the Dao Talisman first?"

You Zhou hurriedly looked at the male ghost. At this time, he was already translucent. If the yellow talisman was not removed, within 10 minutes, he would be out of his wits.You Zhou didn't have time to think about it, so he hurried to the male ghost and tore off the yellow talisman.

The female ghost rushed over and hugged him, and comforted him: "It's okay, we have met someone who can help us."

As the female ghost said, they never harmed anyone, they were just scaring people.That being the case, You Zhou has no reason to get rid of them. If this matter is changed to a living person, it must be more terrifying than a ghost.So, You Zhou decided to help them move. He found a shovel and a hoe from outside, and kept digging under the southeast wall of the house.

Half an hour later, it was already one o'clock in the night, and You Zhou was sweating profusely from exhaustion.

"Have a rest for a while?" Seeing that You Zhou was very tired, the female ghost really couldn't bear it.

You Zhou smiled at her, then turned around and said angrily: "You just look at it like this, a ghost knows how to care about me, you are such a big living person, just sit there and watch the fun?"

Di Yang said indifferently: "It's you who made the crime yourself. If it were me, I would have accepted them early in the morning." What Di Yang said was against his will, as far as he is now, there is no way to be hard-hearted. .

"Cold-blooded." You Zhou cast a glance at him and continued to dig down.At this time, the male ghost has almost recovered. When he floated to the female ghost, he said in a faint voice: "There are less than ten centimeters left."

You Zhou got excited when he heard it, "Wait, I'll dig it out right away."

You Zhou tried his best to dig the hole, and after 10 minutes, You Zhou finally dug out the urns of the two ghosts.You Zhou took out the urn from the soil and said in surprise, "It's not too deep. Why didn't anyone find it when the foundation was laid?"

The male ghost responded, "It's very difficult to see with the naked eye."

"That's it." You Zhou patted the dust off his body, turned around and said to Di Yang, "You really don't intend to help."

Di Yang sat on the sofa like an old man, with a mighty and domineering posture, and said: "Okay."

You Zhou almost twisted his chin, "You really know how to find ease, I will do the physical work, and I will leave the rest to you, right?"

Di Yang curled his lips, "You can say that."

You Zhou gritted his teeth and said, "You grandson, I curse you for giving birth to a son without ass-holes."

You Zhou and Di Yang left the self-built house with the urn in their arms. It was almost four o'clock at this time, and the sky was already dark. The two walked out of the village along the path and walked slowly.You Zhou looked down at the urn in his hand, and said, "Where are we going, can't we take them home?"