Goodbye scum attack [entertainment circle]

When Qi Fan and Meng Weibin, who were full of food and drink, returned home, it was already late, so the two of them did nothing, packed up and went to sleep, and then slept until dawn.When Qi Fan opened his eyes, the time was stuck at seven o'clock.

So inhuman tribulations lead to inhuman achievements, just relying on Qi Fan's biological clock to get up on time, he can flatten half of the nanny world.

It's just that Qi Fan just looked at his phone, and even the confusion of getting up every morning has disappeared, not for anything else, but because of the 11 serial killing calls sent by Chen Nian!Qi Fan's heart suddenly became so cold, nothing else to say, Chen Nian will definitely deduct his salary again!

Thinking of this, Qi Fan didn't dare to delay any longer, got up from the floor and ran to the bathroom, and called Chen Nian before he got dressed.

Fortunately, Chen Nian picked up the phone fast enough, maybe the phone was right in front of him, "Hey... who are you... I'm little cute Xiao Nian Nian..."

Chen Nian's voice was so simple that he almost missed Qi Fan's overnight meal, but Qi Fan didn't dare to show it at all, holding back his nausea, he asked Chen Nian,

"Brother Chen, I'm Qi Fan, call me..."

"You fucking know how to call me back! Get the hell out of here!"

Before Qi Fan could finish his question, Chen Nian started to roar.This style of painting has changed a bit quickly. I was so cute and young just now, why did I become a dominatrix in a second?Qi Fan, who was full of bitter tears, had no choice but to endure his grievances, and apologized to Chen Nian in a nice voice,

"I'm sorry, Brother Chen, my phone is on silent, I didn't hear it..."

"Don't talk nonsense, come back quickly! I want to eat Kang! Master! Fu! Red! Roast! Beef! Meat! Noodles!"

The first half of Chen Nian's sentence was still full of anger, but the second half of the sentence turned into a coquettish tone again. Qi Fan could feel Chen Nian's expression through the phone, he must be lying on the bed shaking his head!

"Brother Chen, what do you want?"

It's not that Qi Fan didn't hear clearly, but that Qi Fan couldn't believe it. Chen Nian called him 11 times just to let him cook a bowl of instant noodles?

"I want Kang! Master! Fu! Red! Roast! Beef! Meat! Noodles! I want Kang! Master! Fu! Red! Roast! Beef! Meat! Noodles! I want..."

Hearing this, Qi Fan's heart suddenly had tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past. Did Chen Nian turn on the single song cycle mode on the phone?Qi Fan silently said several times in his heart, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil, and the one on the other end of the phone is your parents who live and breathe...

"Brother Chen, I'll go over now..."

The ninja Qi Fan had a bad mood in his heart, and he managed to clean himself up, but this bad mood was too serious, so serious that he forgot one of the most important things.

What the hell, the prince is still asleep on the bed!

Qi Fan actually forgot about the prince!It seems that the crown prince's most urgent task is to anger Qi Fan's sense of existence, otherwise Qi Fan doesn't know why the flowers are so popular!Of course, this is the conclusion Meng Weibin came to silently when he saw Qi Fan leaving without looking back.

Hey boy!I'll deal with you later!

And Qi Fan, who put on his clothes and ran all the way, forgot about the prince, and when he took a taxi to Xanadu, he found that Chen Nian was sleeping soundly.Fortunately, Qi Fan has a spare room card, otherwise it is still a problem whether he can enter Chen Nian's door.

It's just that the smell of alcohol in the room is what the hell!

It was only now that Qi Fan realized that Chen Nian was playing with him in the morning!No wonder it looks the same after a while, it looks like it has got deep well ice!But Qi Fan has come here, and he can't go back, not to mention that Chen Nian is so drunk that he obviously can't go to the set, so Qi Fan has to do the aftermath by himself.

So Qi Fan took out his phone and was about to call the assistant director, but as soon as he took out the phone, he jumped up from the bed when he was drunk, and hooked Qi Fan onto the bed with a hook of his arm.

"Guess who I am!"

Guess guess what a fart!There are only two people in the room, okay?Also, why are people guessing and covering their eyes, why are you guessing and poking your nostrils!If labor and capital become upside down, it's all your fault!

Qi Fan turned around angrily, and pulled Chen Nian off his back, but Chen Nian's blushing face was so charming that Qi Fan felt embarrassed.

"Get up quickly!"

Chen Nian is now as if he has no bones, most of his body is leaning on Qi Fan's shoulders, his hands are around Qi Fan's waist, Qi Fan only needs to tilt his head, and his cheek can brush against Chen Nian's lips.Qi Fan suddenly felt that with Chen Nian's appearance, he could beat a straight guy every minute!

It's so delicate and perfect!

With a blushing face, Qi Fan helped Chen Nian to lie down on the bed, and then took out his cell phone.

"Hey, is this Director Xu? Hey! I'm Qi Fan!"

Qi Fan rubbed Chen Nian's hair evilly while calling the assistant director,

"Director Xu, what, I'm so sorry...Chen Nian can't go to the set today...He..." Qi Fan glanced at Chen Nian, he couldn't say that Chen Nian was drunk and still awake, could he?He was so red in the face and said he had a fever, is that all right? "Chen Nian has a fever...yes...it's very serious...I can't go today, I want to tell Director Xu...hey! Good! Let him have a good rest...um...Don't worry, Director Xu...OK! See you!"

After telling the lie, Qi Fan breathed a sigh of relief, it's really hard to cheat!Then, just like revenge for Chen Nian for causing trouble for him, Qi Fan rumpled Chen Nian's hair into a chicken coop, because Chen Nian's hair was so easy to touch!It's simply unstoppable!So the final appearance of the old age is also drunk. With that appearance, Xiaoniao must have no problem staying in today!

Qi Fan, who had done something bad, immediately felt better. He helped Chen Nian tidy up the house and became more energetic. He found a big plastic bag and filled it with beer cans all over the world. I don't know what stimulated Chen Nian, but he indulged like this last night!Qi Fan turned his head, looked at the person who was writhing on the bed and couldn't sleep well, and gave him an ugly look.

Qi Fan poured some hot water into the sink, soaked the towel in it to heat it up, dried the water, sat on Chen Nian's bed, and wiped Chen Nian's face.

Chen Nian's face is so pretty, and his hair is softly attached to his forehead, like a porcelain doll.

Chen Nian usually has a very poisonous mouth, where has he ever been so quiet?So when Qi Fan saw it, he felt that Chen Nian looked like the person in the painting, as if he lived in this world, but it was a waste of nothing.But how many people in this world can live comfortably?It is quite capable to mix old age like this.

After tidying up for Chen Nian, Qi Fan was about to leave, but just as he stood up, Chen Nian grabbed his wrist,

"Don't go...don't leave me alone..."

Chen Nian's voice was full of tears, even if Qi Fan was hard-hearted, Chen Nian would break his heart.

Qi Fan looked back, what the hell was the tear in Chen Nian's eyes?Qi Fan put his hand on Chen Nian's forehead and touched it. Could it be a real fever?Or was it possessed by some monster?

But before Qi Fan could figure it out, Chen Nian became agitated again, "I want to eat Kang! Master! Fu! Red! Roast! Beef! Meat! Noodles! I want to eat Kang! Master! Fu! Red! Burn! Beef ! Meat! Noodles..."

Come on, it has become the morning magic sound deafening again.

Qi Fan hurriedly blocked his ears with his fingers, but Chen Nian was relentless, knelt up, and pulled Qi Fan's hand away, and uttered a voice in his ear,

"I want to eat Kang! Master! Fu! Red! Roast! Beef! Meat! Noodles!"

"It's my little ancestor! I'll do it for you!"

Qi Fan lost his temper by Chen Nian, so he had to do what the uncle said. Fortunately, Chen Nian's presidential suite had everything he wanted, and the kitchen was well equipped, but he didn't know if the materials were complete.

Qi Fan threw Chen Nian on the bed, opened the refrigerator and took a look.Hey, I don’t know if I don’t look at it. I was shocked when I saw it. It’s such a big cake. Could it be Chen Nian’s birthday yesterday?No, it's clearly written on Chen Nian's birthday information, it's not today!But if you don’t know, you don’t know. Maybe it’s because the old man wants to eat it. The only thing to be thankful for is that the old refrigerator is not a decoration. There are eggs, vegetables, and a few packets of meat in it.

It is well equipped!Is Chen Nian's hobby secretly cooking instant noodles for himself?Qi Fan touched his chin, it's very possible!

With 180 fantasies faintly in his heart, Qi Fan took something and closed the refrigerator door, and was about to go into the kitchen, when Chen Nian started playing wine mad again,

"Add eggs, dear!"

The sound passed through several walls and directly hit Qi Fan's little heart. Qi Fan's internal organs were severely injured immediately, and it was more effective than those spoonfuls of second-hand chicken soup for the soul!

Qi Fan curled his lips and rolled his eyes skyward.

To say that Qi Fan has no other skills, but the cooked food is not bad, especially the instant noodles, the technology is simply superb, plus his unique poached egg technology, the instant noodles made can definitely attract people in the neighborhood.Qi Fan smelled it by himself, it smelled so good and I wanted to eat it... After accepting the halazi, Qi Fan secretly made up his mind that he would cook for himself too!

Seeing Qi Fan's small appearance, he just jumped up and turned around a few times!

Qi Fan put things in a bowl, but he almost spilled them when he went out. That neat and meticulous person sitting at the dining table is a monkey who came from somewhere!

Cough, that person is not a monkey, but an old star who is moved by the smell.

"It smells so good, I can't even fall asleep!"

Chen Nian exaggeratedly licked his lips, and his eyes sparkled even more.

When Qi Fan saw it, his mood immediately swelled, and he happily put the things on the table, and the master wanted to pat his head.

As a result, Chen Nian's face turned black just after taking a bite,

"Why is it a lotus! Bag! Eggs! Why is it a lotus! Bags! Eggs..."

Chen Nian kept knocking on the table with his chopsticks, is this guy still awake?Didn't he make boiled eggs?

"I asked you to boil it, but I didn't say you want poached eggs! Can't you break eggs with a spoon? How can you be someone's assistant!"

Chen Nian pouted and continued to get angry, but Qi Fan covered his mouth in surprise, did he tell the truth again?

"Gu..."

Chen Nian was probably really hungry, before he lost his temper, his stomach started to growl, so he decided to settle the score with Qi Fan after eating, of course, Chen Nian didn't eat a single bite of the poached egg.

Qi Fan, who was standing by and watching Chen Nian eat, swallowed, "If you don't want to eat, you can give it to me!"I didn't eat breakfast either!

Just when Qi Fan was about to cry, the doorbell of the room rang.

Qi Fan was taken aback, what do you mean, there are guests here?Qi Fan looked down at Chen Nian, and found that Chen Nian didn't show anything other than eating.But Qi Fan can't just let the doorbell ring non-stop!Qi Fan took a step towards the door and found that Chen Nian hadn't said anything, Qi Fan took another step towards the door and found that Chen Nian hadn't said anything yet.

It seems that Chen Nian agreed with him to open the door!

Then Qi Fan trotted, went outside and opened the door, and saw a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes standing outside, and there were several men in black beside him.

"Hello...you are..."

As a result, the man ignored him at all, pushed the door open and walked in, Qi Fan saw that the men in black were standing at the door and didn't intend to come in, so he closed the door first, then turned his head and followed the middle-aged man's footsteps.

"Hello...you are...I am Chen Nian's assistant..."

That man was very self-contained and ignored Qi Fan at all, but he paused a little when he saw Chen Nian eating instant noodles in the restaurant.

"Why are you eating this again?"

The man's voice was quite steady, but his movements were a little off. He sat next to Chen Nian and didn't ask him if he wanted to, so he picked up a piece of paper and wiped his mouth for him.

Then he reached out and let Chen Nian straddle his lap.

When Qi Fan saw it, he immediately understood. He carefully stepped back a few steps, then turned around, and took off the apron on Chen Nian's house.It's just that the ears are still paying attention to their movements.

"What? Are you unhappy? I have no choice but to go to my family's birthday. Why don't you come now? I'll put all your cake on you in a while...I'll eat it all..."

Qi Fan didn't pay attention to look at that person's face just now, he just felt that the aura was very strong, at first glance it was the posture of a superior person, didn't Chen Nian say that the person next to him was no worse than Meng Weibin.

The voices in the house became louder and louder. You don't need to look to know what happened. When Qi Fan walked to the door, he finally couldn't hold back. He turned his head to look at Chen Nian, and found that Chen Nian's clothes had been covered by the old man. People rolled up.

For some reason, Qi Fan felt that Chen Nian was particularly helpless in his current state.

Also very... decisive.

But Qi Fan didn't go back in the end, he opened the door and left without looking back.

In this world, no one can enjoy someone else's blessings, and no one can bear someone else's suffering, each struggles and perishes separately... Oh, it's just fragrance.

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