Jingxi called the artificial mentally handicapped: "You don't have a protagonist halo here?"

System: "He became an actor by virtue of his strength, not by luck."

It was speechless, "It's been said that the probability of this thing is low, you have to scratch it."

Jingxi: "I am willing."

The system shut up.

This master himself is willing, what can it say?

Restricted by the rules of the bureau, it can't do things like manipulating weapons to kill people, hacking lottery machines to make money, etc. It can only watch them do it.

Hu Xiao calmed down a little during their quarrel: "Brother, I think this machine is broken."

Jingxi didn't answer: "I want to drink juice."

Fox Xiao: "Drinking water is all you need. How about drinking fruit juice after losing so much money?"

Jingxi: "I rely on my ability to earn money, what's the matter with losing some money? Do you want to drink?"

Fox Xiao: "...drink."

The two bought a cup of freshly squeezed juice each, and came back to sit still.

They plugged in the straws and took a sip, then sighed in unison.

The audience was laughing like crazy.

[Can you pick up that box of instant noodles, it looks so miserable]

[Want to know how much money they have left]

[Not much left, probably only enough to buy an AI foot]

[Hahaha buy a foot, Mr. Duan, look at your poor child]

Duan Chi also wanted to laugh, but he was a little upset.

Because he didn't want to just watch like this, but wanted to go and stay with Jingxi, even if he didn't do anything.

The program crew and those watching in the circle naturally don't know what this boss is thinking. If they knew, they would definitely rush to pick him up.

They only know one thing now, this lucky guy is so interesting!

Celebrities do have topicality, but variety shows are more than just that.

Before the broadcast, the program team made many plans, including what to do if Yizhou looks like a wooden man, or loses his temper and freezes the scene.Looking at it now, it seems that none of them are used.

No need to find ways to guide him, no need to create an atmosphere, and no need for a script.

Just let these two do it themselves, and they'll give people a huge surprise.

When people in the variety show industry saw that the program group had invited Yizhou, they might have had a few bitter words in private that it might not be a good thing, but after watching it now, they gave up the idea and wished they could invite people over as well.

Some rushed to leave private messages to Yi Zhou, while others approached the director directly if they had contacts, hoping to get him a connection.

The director laughed when he saw the messages of congratulations: "Let them do whatever they want, don't stop them."

Worker: "Well, but they have been sitting still."

director:"……"

The unlucky duo drank the juice and still didn't move.

It was already past noon, and I drank a glass of juice, and the sweet and sour taste drew out my hunger.

Hearing the movement of their stomachs, the photographer brother couldn't hold back: "You two don't eat?"

Fox Xiao: "Are you in charge of the food?"

Photographer brother: "It doesn't matter, you have to solve it yourself."

The two said together: "Then don't eat."

Photographer: "..."

【Hahaha no way】

[Crowdfunding to buy a box lunch for the child]

[Stomach hurts from laughing, why are they so funny]

But the two just said it casually, after all, they are not the ones who wronged themselves.

It's just that during the extraordinary period, we can make do with what we eat, so we each made a bowl of noodles and discussed the solution while eating.

Jingxi: "It would be great if there was a casino."

Fox Xiao: "...do you still want to gamble?"

Jingxi felt that it was necessary to clean up her image: "After the recording of the show, I will take you to the casino to play around when I have time. If you don't play this kind of machine that fights odds, then you will know what I am capable of."

Fox Xiao: "Okay, what about now? Shall we eat something to lose weight, use the rest of the money to buy nutritional supplements, or think of other ways to make money?"

After Jingxi finished drinking the soup, she put the bowl away: "At this time, I can only use my special skills."

Fox Xiao: "What?"

Jingxi: "Break a big rock in your chest."

Duan Chi: "..."

Fox Xiao, the audience and the program group: "???"

Hu Xiao almost spit out the soup, seeing him getting up to leave, he hurriedly grabbed him to calm him down.

Jingxi was just joking, they threw away the trash and returned to the hotel with the pile of things at their feet.

Just when the program crew and the audience thought they were hurt by the machine and didn't want to make any more trouble, they came out again.

Jingxi shouted twenty, Hu Xiao fifteen, if both of them order, there are three customers and it will be over a hundred.

What's more, not only this few guests just now, each person bought not only one video, but someone bought five for relatives and friends, so Jingxi and the others made hundreds of dollars this trip, more than half of which was gambled in, fortunately, two people There is still reason, or it will be all gone.

Buying a brand new AI is now impossible, so they can only settle for a second-hand one, which only takes three days anyway.

The two ran to the second-hand market in the town, but they couldn't find what they were looking for after shopping around, and finally saw one at the waste collection station.

The AI ​​is about to fall apart, its body is covered in rust, and it trembles when walking.

I don't know what's wrong with its voice function, and it stammered: "You, how are you, ok, ok..."

Hu Xiao couldn't hear it, and interrupted: "You are fine too."

AI: "Okay, strange, strange."

Fox Xiao: "..."

Jingxi: "..."

The audience laughed again, thinking that this was simply the Adventures of the Sand Sculpture Brothers.

Some of them went to see their gods and goddesses, and found that the gods were arranging books and the goddesses were baking.

But this combination is a winner in life at the beginning, with all the equipment and supplies, and there is nothing wrong with making waves.

The "winner in life" circled around AI.

Jingxi made a decision: "Let's just leave it at that, it can barely work after some repairs."

The owner of the buying station shook his head and told them that if the AI ​​wanted to be repaired, a lot of parts would have to be replaced, and that it would be better to buy a new one if they had the money.

Jingxi: "I know, can I pick up some old parts from you for replacement?"

The boss laughed: "That's a lot of work, no master is willing to take this job."

Jingxi: "We fix it ourselves."

Hu Xiao looked at him: "You will?"

Jingxi: "Brother is a top student."

Hu Xiao's eyes lit up: "You learned this?"

Jingxi: "He studies finance."

Fox Xiao: "...then how do you cultivate?"

Jingxi: "This will let you see the power of Xueba."

The two people shouted through a group photo, bargained with the boss, bought the AI ​​for 50 yuan, and obtained the right to find parts here.

Jingxi and the others were not allowed to bring their mobile phones when recording variety shows, so they borrowed the boss's computer and looked at the basic information of this machine.And the boss usually repairs some things, and he has all the tools, which he lent them for free.

Jingxi thanked her, rolled up her sleeves, pretended to search for some repair knowledge, and started to disassemble the AI.

【Oh, it’s really broken】

[I will live here, squatting for a result]

[It feels like it will develop in a strange direction again]

【Hahaha I think so too】

However, Jingxi really knows how to repair.

If it was him alone, he would definitely not be able to finish it in an afternoon, but he had the system to assist him, and Hu Xiao was there to help.Hu Xiao knew nothing about machinery, but his artistic level was above average and he had a unique aesthetic, so he was responsible for finding parts and painting for him.

The two have a clear division of labor, and the boss will help when he is not busy, so the overall process went smoothly.

Compared with the troubles in the morning, they were much more serious in the afternoon.

As the saying goes, men who work hard are the most attractive.These two people are too seductive, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has not decreased.

[Is there any big boss who knows how to do it? Are they practicing right? 】

【There is no problem at present】

[Can I really fix it by rubbing it? 】

The afternoon passed quickly, and before the sun went down, Jingxi and Hu Xiao successfully installed the last piece of shell.

I saw that the AI ​​has a new look. Compared with the previous rusty spots, the current one is very small and fresh, which matches the overall style of the town and looks very good.

Jingxi checked it one last time and pressed the power button.

So people saw that the AI ​​moved freely under his orders, and it was easy to carry heavy objects, and they were shocked.

Some viewers who just woke up asked in disbelief whether this is really the AI ​​that fell apart, and not a newly bought one with the help of the program group, or is there a powerful master joining in the middle?

If it was edited later, other people would doubt it, but this is a live broadcast, and they watched him edit it bit by bit, so they sent bullet screens one after another, telling him that it was indeed true.

The viewer soon saw the evidence, because the voice system had to be completely replaced, which was too expensive. Jingxi didn't fix it to save trouble, and the AI ​​still stuttered.

But being able to work is already a good thing, and the two smiled and clapped their hands like they did at the beginning.

One of them has oil stains on their hands, and the other has painted paint, but they don't feel embarrassed at all, but have a unique charm.

The camera guy found a good angle and captured this scene perfectly.

The audience went crazy.

Brother Sand Sculpture was suddenly serious, and he was simply not ordinary handsome.

All good-looking skins are the same in this world, but talent and soul are the most attractive.

These two people have good looks, talent, fun and money, people can't control it at all!

[Is this Xueba?wipe saliva]

[I think I can do it all! 】

【Me too, children make decisions, adults must of course】

[In fact, I have always thought that Mr. Yi Duan's character should not be subject to his destiny. Now that I understand him, who wouldn't like it? 】

Duan Chi watched the crowd of "come to a duel", and finally sent another barrage.

234ngty: 【My】

audience:"……"

Good guy, they know Mr. Duan's vest!

Looking at the lively atmosphere in the live broadcast room, the director deeply felt that this combination is a treasure, and it would be great if it could be permanent.

When he thought of this, his heart moved, and he began to ponder the feasibility of this matter.

The treasure duo left the purchase station, and before it was time to gather, they quickly spent all the remaining money, bought some food and supplies for AI to carry, and then walked back.

The assembly point is where they guessed the riddle earlier, and several groups of guests have already arrived.

When they set off, Hu Che and Dewen were not the last ones.

But after a whole day, one of them was in a bad mood and couldn’t work, and the other was thinking about how to use the live broadcast to restore their image. The progress was very slow. Finally, with the help of the boss, they barely got together the equipment, and the supplies were only nutrient solution .

The director hadn't announced the rankings yet, seeing that Hu Xiao's group hadn't come back yet, they thought they were slower than them, and they felt a little more comfortable.

At this time, seeing them in a mess, with AI beside them, and none of them had backpacks, Hu Che took the lead and couldn't hold back his ridicule: "You guys are going to a human-machine war? What's the use of doing this? You can't use it as a tent. Sleep directly on the ground?"

Dewen is not as stubborn as this young master.

He is a very knowledgeable person, so he smoothed things out with a smile: "Maybe there is something special about it."

"Can there be anything special?" Hu Che looked at the AI, "What kind of AI are you?"

AI: "I don't, no, no..."

Hu Che laughed as soon as he heard it, it was still a stutter.

He asked, "Not AI?"

AI: "No, tell, tell, tell you."

Hu Che: "Why?"

AI: "Master said, said you, you Hu, Hu, Hu..."

Hu Che's eyelids twitched when he heard this series of "paste", "Okay, shut up."

AI: "...crap."

Hu Che: "..."

AI: "Still, it's scum, scum, scum..."

Hu Che: "I tell you to shut up!"

AI: "...male."

Hu Che: "..."

What a bloody machine!

Hu Xiao suddenly laughed and fell on Jingxi's body, thinking that it was a stroke of magic that he didn't record Hu Che's photo for AI, and didn't fix the voice function.

Hu Che knew that there must be his information in the AI, so he looked at this guy coldly: "What's the use of laughing, I'll see what you do in the next three days."

Fox Xiao: "You don't need to worry about this."

Hu Che saw the director coming, so he didn't continue talking, and returned to the team.

As a result, he was slapped in the face soon again, because Hu Xiao and the others turned out to be number one.Not only that, they also repaired the AI ​​​​to help them carry things.

His face was blue and white, and he could almost imagine how many people laughed at him on the Internet. He didn't want to stay for a second, turned his head and left, leaving only Dewen holding the bags of the two of them bitterly.

This is the end of the day's live broadcast.

The social platform exploded that night, all related discussions, and some netizens cut the video.

The title of the video is: How to see the effect of two variety shows from one variety show.

The screen is divided into two from the middle, the left side is quietly making cakes in the years, and the right side is scratching frantically; the left side makes finished products and sells them to customers, while the right side loses money and sits miserable on the steps eating instant noodles. The whole picture is very joyful.

Later, two people collaborated to fix the content of the AI, and the fast-forward mode warmed up the background music. People who were not interested in them were also curious about them, and they flooded into the live broadcast room the next day.

As a result, they saw the notification.

During the departure stage of the tour, there will be no live broadcast.

Everyone: "..."

Why not broadcast live, even if you just watch them sleeping in the car!

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