One hundred and eight moves to kick off the slag attack

?The meal was fairly quiet, and Xi Yao couldn't help praising her wit.If there is only one dish, the two must fight!

Han Ge had a very restless meal. In fact, he was hiding something in his heart today. If it wasn't for Qi Lian's presence, he wouldn't have gotten into a fuss, but it was also because of Qi Lian's presence. Unable to open his mouth, he could completely imagine Qi Lian's appearance when he fell into trouble.

And Qi Lian was really concentrating on eating, because it was the first time for him to eat Xi Yao's cooking, and he never expected to be able to make it to this level. The chef at home has never cooked it so delicious.Qi Lian likes to eat sweet food, but too sweet can easily make people tired. The sweetness of this scrambled eggs with tomatoes is sandwiched in the sourness. You can only taste it when you taste it carefully.Qi Lian was very satisfied with his meal, and even Han Ge blocked such annoying things automatically.

Qi Lian was the first to move his chopsticks, and the last to put down the bowl. The scrambled eggs with tomatoes on his plate were only left with red juice. If there were not so many people, he would have picked up the plate and licked it.

These two are also the young master's life, and they didn't plan to clean up after eating. To be precise, they didn't have such a habit.The burden of cleaning up the dishes naturally fell on Xi Yao's shoulders.As soon as Han Ge saw Xi Yao tidying up, he hurriedly said, "Yaoyao, I'll help you."

At this time, it was rare for Qi Lian not to make a fuss. Han Ge expected that this Qi Lian would definitely not want to go to such a messy place as the kitchen. He probably condescended to this young master for him to come to Xi Yao's house. .

Han Ge couldn't help much in the kitchen, and even narrowed down the available space, "Han Ge, why don't you just go out." Xi Yao finally couldn't help saying this.

"Xi Yao, I have something to tell you." Han Ge hesitated to speak. It was rare for him to address Xi Yao so formally. Xi Yao also remembered what Han Ge said on the phone, so he put it down. matter in hand.

"The death of your grandma is the responsibility of our hospital. This happened because the nurse fell asleep and took the wrong medicine. It was discovered during the inspection later. I have to tell you about this. I don’t expect your forgiveness, but if there is anything I can do to help, I will definitely help you.” Han Ge was also shocked when he heard such a statement at first, and after the shock, he felt huge guilt, and he didn’t know how to make Xi Yao forgive He himself, but he knew that if he concealed this matter, he would have a bad conscience for the rest of his life, and his mother also meant the same.

Xi Yao didn't expect that Han Ge was going to tell him about this matter. Grandma's death brought pain in his heart when he mentioned it. He was very grateful to Han Ge for telling him the truth, but he is not a person who can't tell right from wrong. There is a mistake, but people cannot be resurrected after death, and talking about it now will only increase his pain. "Han Ge, I don't blame you for this incident. Speaking of it, I still thank you. If it wasn't for your first aid at that time, I am afraid that grandma's death would have been even more painful."

"Besides, I have one more thing to ask you. You know, I have no relatives at home now. Grandma is leaving in a hurry. I don't know anything about contacting the crematorium. I want to ask for your help." Xi Yao was hesitant to talk about this matter, he was thin-skinned, he couldn't say this kind of begging for help, and he always felt in his heart that he owed others, but when it came to grandma, he had to give in, just like Qi Lian gave him alms back then.

"Yaoyao, don't worry, I will definitely help you with this matter, so you don't have to worry." Han Ge's words to Xi Yao are all in accordance with the imperial decree, and I'm afraid he can't treat Xi Yao better. I promised that I would take good care of Xi Yao, and it hurts even more to hear Xi Yao say that she has no one to rely on.

While watching TV absently, Qi Lian glanced at the situation in the kitchen from time to time, he was worried about the two of them staying together, but he couldn't bear to go to the kitchen, especially when that Han Ge was around.

"Xi Yao, where is the water in your house? I'm thirsty." Qi Lian finally couldn't bear it anymore, and drank all the water in the glass in one go, yelling.

When Xi Yao heard this, he wiped his hands and went out, ready to pour water for him, but Han Ge was not happy when he heard it, "Don't go, the water bottle is right next to you, I can't see who you are kidding!"

Xi Yao knew that Han Ge and Qi Lian were not on good terms, so selfishness aside, there was still a reason why the visitor was a guest. "Yaoyao, who is Qi Lian to you?"

Han Ge had guessed in his heart since seeing Qi Lian yesterday, but he was still not sure.If Qi Lian is Xi Yao's lover, then why have you never seen Qi Lian and Xi Yao together on weekdays? Even if you want to avoid suspicion, you can't avoid it. After all, the relationship between boys is normal.Moreover, Qi Lian didn't look like a lover who should be considerate, on the contrary, he was a bit yelling, especially this, which made Han Ge very unhappy.

When Xi Yao heard this sentence, his hands shook violently, "It's just a classmate. He is the class monitor. The class teacher asked him to come and visit." Do not believe.

Seeing that Xi Yao hadn't come out for a long time, Qi Lian couldn't sit still, walked over, half-body leaned in, and the two people inside unexpectedly got into each other again. "What are you doing!"

Qi Lian's memory improved this time, and he didn't go up indiscriminately or drag, but his expression was very displeased.

"Oh, I'm asking Yaoyao, who are you and why are you still here?" Han Ge's tone was not polite at all, he blocked Xi Yao, facing him head-on, although he was a little shorter, but his momentum was evenly matched, No one will let anyone.

"I'm the class monitor, so it's not normal to visit my classmates?" Qi Lian's expression became even more haughty. In his opinion, he is the one who has the most reason to stay here, and this Han Ge is just a light bulb, blinking and blinking. Just feel irritable.

"Really? Squad leader, is it really that simple?" Han Ge looked at this person with the same attitude as the young master he usually sees, with his eyes high above his head, and he didn't know how to cherish others. Han Ge suddenly had an impulse , It would be great if Xi Yao liked him, so that he could protect Xi Yao for the rest of his life.

Han Ge was originally a little ignorant, but today he was more and more agitated by Qi Lian. If Qi Lian knew about it, he would probably die of anger.

Qi Lian frowned subconsciously. Could it be that Han Ge knew something, but it didn't make sense. He and Han Ge had only met a few times. Although his behavior today was a bit ambiguous, he was probably worse than himself, or it was Xi Yao himself. said?Qi Lian subconsciously believed the latter, and looked at Xi Yao more inquiringly.

Xi Yao lowered his head, feeling uneasy in his heart, it was really uncomfortable to be caught between these two people.Seeing that the two men were at war, he pulled Han Ge who was closest to him anxiously, hoping that he could stop this conversation. The kitchen was behind him. If there was a fight, the tools he picked up would be terrible!

Seeing Xi Yao's trust in Han Ge, Qi Lian felt that his guess was correct. He pushed Han Ge away, pulled Xi Yao and walked towards the room. Take precautions, people are pushed directly to the ground.Being dragged by Qi Lian, Xi Yao had to think about how powerful he is, he is a bull with brute strength.

Qi Lian brought Xi Yao into the room, locked the door, and shut Han Ge out.

"Qi Lian, what are you doing?" Xi Yao didn't know why Qi Lian was going crazy.He was about to open the door, but was dragged back to the bed by Qi Lian, and pressed his whole body on it.

Xi Yao was afraid that he was going to force it, so he didn't dare to move. Of course he knew that moving around at this time would be the reason why he wanted to ignite the fire.

Han Ge tried to push the door, but to no avail, he was anxious, "Qilian, what are you doing, open the door." The old door had the illusion of being smashed by him.

But Qi Lian turned a deaf ear to this.

"What did you tell Han Ge? He actually thinks that way." Qi Lian was very close to his breath, because yesterday he used a bathroom, Xi Yao's body smelled the same as his, but it seemed There is something different, so I buried it next to Xi Yao's ear and sniffed lightly. Xi Yao's ears were sensitive at first, but when he breathed so close, Xi Yao's ears were red and dripping blood.

"I didn't talk nonsense with him. Qi Lian, don't do this." Xi Yao wanted to distance himself a little, but Qi Lian trapped his hands.

"You didn't say anything, but what happened, I don't think this Han Ge is so good at this kind of brain!" Qi Lian's tone gradually became dangerous. He hated this kind of Xi Yao and Han Ge's involvement. A feeling that I don't know.The exhaled breath is also hotter.

"No! It's just...just..." Xi Yao was a little speechless, because someone accidentally saw marks on his body or something.

"Just what, is there something that can't be said?" Looking at the transparent skin under his collar, I felt a little distracted. The original interrogation seemed to have changed a bit, and I couldn't help it. I just opened my mouth and bit Xi Yao. On the collarbone, he sucked heavily, using his teeth to gently grind the flesh on the collarbone.

Xi Yao couldn't bear the pain, shrugged his shoulders, wanting to relieve this painful feeling, Qi Lian seemed very dissatisfied with his actions, and bit him hard. "Yes... the traces on the body have been seen."

"Be more specific, otherwise, I don't mind if there are people outside." Qi Lian undid a button conveniently, wanting to taste this piece of meat further.

"I picked up the pen, and then my waist was exposed, and then he saw the marks on his body." When Qi Lian was doing it, at most, he paid attention to not leaving marks on his neck, and left the rest alone. Temperament, so, a bit rude, if it is a matter of men and women, these traces should naturally appear on the woman, although it is not ruled out that the woman is a jerk, but according to Xi Yao's temperament, it is normal for the other party to guess.

At this time, the door was suddenly opened, and Xi Yao's first reaction was that grandma came in, and he was shocked.Of course not, it was Han Ge. Han Ge found the key to the door and opened it.

But this scene in the room gave him a huge shock.

☆、Small Fanwai——Cute Festival of Husband and Wife Life

?The author has something to say: the number of words is a bit small, because I remembered that today is the Mengmeng Festival after [-] o'clock, so I wrote it temporarily. You can love each other!

From today, the title of the article is officially changed to "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Kicking Off Scum Gong"! ! !It's too cold to look down upon, I feel that everyone thinks it's not approachable enough!

On October [-]th, the cute day, Moments and Weibo were flooded with a lot of cute photos. Of course, Qi Lian had no interest in this kind of thing in the past, but there are too many dazzling wives and demons around him, which makes him feel that he has such a cute girl. Of course, my wife can't ignore this kind of festival, which is irresponsible for the festival.

However, everyone knows that his wife has facial paralysis, real facial paralysis, this kind of festival is definitely discrimination against his wife, but he doesn't dislike his wife's facial paralysis at all, not at all!

When getting up in the morning, Xi Yao used to get up earlier, but since Xi Yao had some bad habits, she never went to bed before eleven o'clock, Qi Lian tried her best to understand.So now Qi Lian wakes up earlier than Xi Yao, Qi Lian is not in a hurry to get up in the morning, he just likes to look at Xi Yao's sleeping face, in fact, Xi Yao's face is undergoing treatment now, and the facial muscles are not as good as before It's stiff, and the sleeping face also looks very cute, Qi Lian thinks his wife is very cute when he looks at it, and it's a win if you take a random picture, okay?

So I found my phone, snapped a picture, and the more I looked at it, the more strange it became. It was cute when I first saw it, but it felt wrong when I put it in the picture. This must be something wrong with my shooting method. Qi Lian explained it like this with.

Temporarily downloaded the Meitu software, click again, what’s going on, I didn’t capture one-thousandth of my dear cuteness at all, it must be my phone’s problem.

He lost his phone and found the DSLR in the cabinet. This DSLR, which cost 10,000+, will surely capture my wife's most beautiful sleeping face, Qi Lian thought so.

Then, when Qi Lian adjusted the DSLR for a long time, prepared enough light, and planned to take a picture of his wife in the century, Xi Yao woke up very uncooperatively.

When Xi Yao wakes up in the morning, his mind is mostly in an empty state. Sometimes, he will sit on the bed for a while before he can adjust from sleep to reality.

"Baby, did you dream about me last night?" Qi Lian would interrogate Xi Yao's dreams every time when a fault appeared in his head. for him.

"Well, no." At this time, Xi Yao basically answered every question. Every time Qi Lian saw his ignorant look, he wanted to turn into a big bad wolf and eat it directly. I will ignore him for a day.Although this is very tempting to commit a crime, Qi Lian still holds back.

"Then do you like me?" Qi Lian's question is usually not very clever, instead he is like a child, asking again and again whether you like me or not.

"I like it." Xi Yao answered very simply, no matter when Xi Yao was sober or confused, he would say it sincerely, and he didn't even scare Qi Lian.Xi Yao is really too kind.

Qi Lian felt very satisfied with this, then hugged Xi Yao, and whispered in Xi Yao's ear, "I love you."

Qi Lian never asked Xi Yao if he loved him or not, he had hurt Xi Yao before, thinking of all the things before, he felt ashamed of Xi Yao too much, so Qi Lian put Xi Yao at the top of his heart, and only hoped that he could love him more , and hope that Xi Yao will pay less.Therefore, as long as Xi Yao likes him, and he loves Xi Yao, he wants to use inequality to take revenge on his former self.

"Qi Lian, what's the matter?" Xi Yao finally came to his senses, and found him in Qi Lian's arms, tilting his head, and knocked Qi Lian's head with his hand. "Is the brain broken?"

Qi Lian instantly felt that his wife was cut off.I only hate my inability to separate myself, otherwise I would definitely be able to take pictures of my cute wife. This morning, those were just problems with my mobile phone.

"Yaoyao, today's Mengmeng Festival." Qi Lian kissed Xi Yao on the mouth, Xi Yao liked this kind of superficial feeling very much, sometimes he would kiss back, this is a rare blessing.

Sure enough, Xi Yao looked at Qi Lian Shuishui's mouth, and kissed again. Xi Yao felt that this kind of kiss felt good and would be soft.I smacked the smell, it seems that I haven't brushed my teeth, but neither of them has brushed their teeth, so don't dislike the other. "What is the Moe Festival?"

Xi Yao doesn't know anything about this kind of thing, isn't October just a National Day, what the hell is Mengmeng going on a diet?

Qi Lian immediately went to find a pen and paper, pretending to be mysterious, "Yaoyao, do you know the date of today?"

Xi Yao is not sensitive to the date, so he subconsciously flips through his phone, and when he opens it, there is an ugly photo of himself, with eye feces next to his eyes, and a crooked mouth, looking like a mentally handicapped child.

"Yaoyao, I originally planned to send you a cute photo to show everyone, but it seems that I didn't take it well, it doesn't matter, I will use a SLR to shoot later, and I will definitely make you look cute."

I went, but it was almost posted, Xi Yao complained in his heart, shouting that it was too dangerous, fortunately Qi Lian did not lose his basic aesthetic ability, otherwise he would not be able to meet people in the future.I still use a SLR, and the saliva on the mouth will be visible with a little more high-definition.Fortunately, I woke up in time.

"October tenth."

"Yaoyao, why didn't you follow the rules of the game, it's October [-]th." Qi Lian changed the two characters from right to left on the paper and found out that it was a cute character.

Xi Yao suddenly realized that there was such a way to play.

"Yaoyao, you go to sleep, I think you look cute when you're asleep." Xi Yao was taken aback for a moment, where is the cuteness? In the case of the photo just now, it can be seen that the cuteness is purely a problem with the visual nerve, okay? ?

Xi Yao's head shook like a rattle.

"That photo was taken casually and did not capture the real situation. Don't worry, it will be perfect this time!" In the end, I even learned Teacher Jin Xing's catchphrase, which seemed imperative.

Xi Yao ignored him and went into the bathroom. When Qi Lian did have this kind of insanity, Xi Yao would forgive him to the greatest extent.

"Hey, don't wash your face, you've washed away the haze." Qi Lian followed into the toilet, looking at the wash water with regret.

"What kind of eyes is that? Do you want to drink up the washing water!" After Xi Yao learned to play games, his skills of complaining have also improved by leaps and bounds. In terms of complaining, now Qi Lian is no match for him at all.

Qi Lian twitched the corner of his mouth regretfully, because the skill of complaining has not been fully upgraded, so at times like this, Qi Lian is sensible and silent.

"Get out, I need to go to the toilet." Xi Yao has the habit of going to the toilet in the morning, but Qi Lian is really hard to serve, and it takes a long time to go to the toilet, which makes him hold back.

"I can accompany you." One sentence directly made Xi Yao's face darken.

In fact, Qi Lian didn't really want to accompany him to the bathroom, but just liked to tease him, this is what he is most satisfied with every day.

Xi Yao kept pushing and kicking to shut Qi Lian outside, but he still couldn't escape Qi Lian's spell.

"Yaoyao, you promise me, they all send it, but I don't turn back, they will definitely laugh at me." What's so funny about this, is it a child?

"It's your aesthetic problem. You're really not cute." Xi Yao couldn't help but want to get him away from the toilet door. It's impossible to go to the toilet without sound, and Xi Yao didn't want his lover to hear it.

"Who said that! It's obviously the cutest." Xi Yao felt that Qi Lian's brain circuit didn't match up, but under the pressure of physiological needs, his brain moved quickly.

"Do you want others to see my cute photos? Are you sure you won't be jealous after posting them?" Xi Yao finally poked Qi Lian's back. Although Qi Lian loves to show off, he is more possessive. Grab this point , he promised that Qi Lian would never post such appetizing photos.

So Qi Lian resolutely gave up the act of showing off his wife in Mengmeng Festival.

The next day, a rare sleeping photo of Qi Lian himself appeared on Qi Lian's circle of friends, with the words: Am I cute?Cute flowers and animals are also added to the pictures.But all the cuteness factors are completely lost in the eyes full of gum and the mouth with hada, and this photo was taken with a SLR, the pixels are very high, and the white traces where the saliva is dry can be seen clearly Chu.

This is Xi Yao's rare masterpiece! ?