let me smell the pheromones

The ruthless red coincidence and reminder occupy a huge page, and the ruthless mockery is very deadly.

After a long time, Song Xun slowly turned his head, "?"

If there is a crack, Lin Pei would like to get in right away, even if he can get his head in.

No, I can't tell the truth, Song Xun will definitely lose his temper.The point is that it’s fine if you don’t know about such an embarrassing thing. Can’t you use text messages to contact people? It’s not like you can’t send photos, and so many credits are given away for nothing every month. Wouldn’t it be a pity not to use them? !

"……I am not sure as well."

He spoke vaguely, and there was no panic on his face, only the tips of his ears hidden by his hair were reddish.

It's not me, it's not me, I didn't do it anyway.

"Didn't you be fine yesterday?" Lin Pei said loudly, planning to sue the villain first, "Could it be..."

He didn't speak, but his small eyes kept looking at Song Xun, the hint was very obvious.

If Song Xun hadn't heard his little Jiujiu clearly, he would have been fooled by his innocent appearance.

"Lin Pei, do you really think I'm a fool?" He gritted his molars, and two veins popped out on the back of his hand holding the phone, "Deleting friends on WeChat is a one-way deletion. I deleted you. Is your name still on the list???"

Lin Pei: "..."

Song Xun's face was covered with dark clouds, and he snatched Lin Pei's mobile phone, and looked through the WeChat list, but he did not find his profile picture.He clicked on Chris's chat box again, and the phrase 'I deleted the little idiot' was still on the page, which was solid evidence.

Song Xun added himself as a friend again, agreed in seconds, and the settings had been filled in by default with the name that was noted when adding friends before.

Little idiot.

Those three bright words make people even pretend to be blind.

Song Xun pinched his phone and squinted at Lin Pei.

Lin Pei's face turned red and then turned pale. He slowly pulled the phone out of his palm and said in a low voice, "Why are you messing with my phone?"

Looking at the brand new page again, he looked surprised: "Huh? I searched a while ago but couldn't find your name, so it's here."

Song Xun: "..."

"It turns out that there are too many friends on WeChat. I couldn't find you because I was blinded just now. It's all right now." Lin Pei said cheekily, "Don't you still have something to do? I won't delay you, and I will take a picture of the assigned homework for you later. .”

Good guy, he can still look at his red exclamation mark and pretend he's fine.Zhang Wuji's mother said that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive others. It seems that a beautiful man is no exception. Someone who looks innocent and harmless, in fact, Xiao Jiujiu has more dust than a blackboard eraser.

But Song Xun didn't intend to get to the bottom of it, "Okay, I'm on your friend list."

With that said, he took back Lin Pei's cell phone again, opened up his authority to the maximum in front of him, opened up his circle of friends, deleted all his blocked lists, and opened a strong reminder by the way. The news can occupy the entire space of his WeChat.

In the end, he squinted his eyes and threatened him, "Since you like me so much, if you like me so much that you want to get my heart even if you don't, then remember to reply in seconds when I send you a message. If you let me see something again, I shouldn't see it Tips for..."

Lin Pei dared not speak out in anger, and shrank his head like a little ostrich, pitifully daring not even to look at him.

After Song Xun finished his lesson, he snorted coldly and pulled the stool——

He actually sat down beside him.

Lin Pei opened his mouth into a circle: "Don't you have something very important tonight? It's urgent."

He deliberately emphasized his tone, and he almost said 'get out of here'.

"Oh, that's actually not that important."

Song Xun sent a message to Wen Chuan, telling him that he didn't have time to go to comfort therapy today. He edited and said casually, "Suddenly I feel that I have been fooling around since I was in high school. After the head teacher had a good chat with me, I became sober. How can I waste my youth at such a young age? I am a student, so I should study hard in my job."

After sending it, he turned around with a calm face, "So, where is the homework?"

"..."

Lin Pei was so aggrieved, he couldn't beat Song Xun, and he couldn't justify it, after all, the reason was not on his side!I can only present the exercise book respectfully like the book boy who accompanied the prince in ancient times, and use a pencil to draw him the exercise questions to be done tonight.

Because he was exhausted, Lin Pei doubled the number of questions on purpose, and secretly retaliated, "This set of radio and gestalt are quite content. The reading comprehension of these two articles is to be done, by the way, these two Ten Chinese-to-English translations..."

Song Xun looked at him coolly, and Lin Pei immediately froze.

"...It is also possible not to do it." Song Xun's eyes seemed to be sniping, Lin Pei could only bite the bullet and make amends, "After all, it is still difficult to finish so many questions. Today, I can complete all the multiple-choice questions. Just finish it."

As he said that, he changed the subject, "I'll give you the answer after I'm done, you can think about the correct option, and review which ones you would do but accidentally did wrong, and which ones you really couldn't do? You sort out that part and give it to me, and you can revise it after I finish explaining it to you, so that step by step, you will know how to build your own knowledge system."

Build a fart.

If you don't finish it tonight, let's see how I send you off tomorrow.Get a good night's sleep today, and tomorrow I'll let you see if you can sleep at night.

If you don't let you suffer, you don't know why grandpa's surname is Lin!

Lin Pei's head has secretly come up with one hundred and eight devil teaching methods that will make the scumbags cry.

"Really?" Song Xun didn't seem to notice anything, flipped through the thin exercise book in front of him, "That's all?"

His tone was ordinary, but not small.

Lin Pei glanced at him in surprise, "Is this very rare? It's good that you can finish your evening self-study."

After speaking, he covered his mouth unnaturally.

Damn, I almost missed it.

Song Xun asked, "Can't you finish it?"

That surprised tone was exactly the same as Lin Pei's, it was just copy and paste.

Lin Pei choked, thinking that I am going to sue you for copyright infringement.

"Of course I can finish this." Lin Pei unknowingly straightened his back, nodded his chin slightly, showing the attitude of a god of learning, and he also said lightly, "The amount of questions is not too big, if it is fast, it can be done in half an hour." Done."

In fact, he is also pretending.

A normal person can only finish two reading comprehension articles in half an hour. Although Lin Pei is a god of learning, he is not a robot. Even if he can fill in the answers after reading the single selection, it will take time to read the original text to find the answer for reading comprehension. Woolen cloth.

The fastest and the fastest will be nearly four to 10 minutes.

But Song Xun had already asked him in that 'suspicious' tone, how could Lin Pei have the nerve to say that he couldn't do it?

Men can't say they can't.

However, he still felt a little guilty after pretending, Lin Pei covered his lips and coughed slightly, "Okay, since you want to study hard, don't waste time, do it quickly."

Song Xun responded, took a pen from his pen bag, and really looked at the topic seriously.

The horizontal LED light tubes cast pale light. Song Xun was tall, and the light fell on him, leaving a heavy shadow on the table.

Lin Pei hasn't been at the same table for a long time.

Suddenly there was a tall and burly person sitting next to him, which was a bit weird.There was only half a stool between the two of them, and the arms that were usually placed freely seemed a little shy, and they were retracted restrainedly, for fear of accidentally scratching the arm of the deskmate.

Lin Pei felt very uncomfortable, and it took him a while to get used to it before he remembered the business——

Turn on the timer on your phone.

There was a slight sound of rattling and pages turning.

Lin Pei turned his head subconsciously, only to see Song Xun flipping a page with his fingertips, then his eyes fell on the entire page, and after a cursory glance, he began to write.

ACDBAAAC...

The speed of filling out is beyond the reach of those who copy homework.

Lin Pei broke open directly: "..."

Asking you to do your homework is not asking you to do a lot of writing! ! !

He opened his mouth and looked at it for a while. In less than a minute, Song Xun had already written 1 multiple-choice questions, and he had written half of the cloze, and he had to turn the face over again——

"STOP STOP!!!"

Lin Pei finally couldn't take it anymore, quickly stopped his wanton hand, and said angrily, "I asked you to do your homework, do you just write it perfunctorily, without even looking at the questions and just fill in ABCD?? Brother, I will sit next to you Ah, can you respect the invigilator???"

Song Xun glanced at his paper and thought there was no problem, "It's okay? I've read the questions and thought about the answers, so it's not just filling in casually."

"???" A series of question marks appeared in Lin Pei's mind, "Aren't you writing nonsense? Tell me what you're thinking, why didn't you just fill it in?"

Song Xun showed him with the tip of his pen, and recited a very familiar formula, "Three long and one short choose the longest, three short and one long choose the shortest, two long and two short choose B, and the same length and the same short choose A , different lengths choose D, uneven C..."

He raised his eyes, Lin Pei opened his mouth wide, and Song Xun completed the last two words in his shocked and numb expression, "...Invincible."

……Yes.

You are already invincible.

After a long while, Lin Pei picked up the exercise book and pointed to a question, his fingertips trembling slightly that he didn't even notice.

"You..." He lingered for a long time, and asked as calmly as possible, "You don't know any of them? For example, the first item in this single-choice examines the usage of the and a. This should be the knowledge of junior high school, right? You don't know this either. Yet?"

Song Xun followed his movements for a while, then shook his head, "No."

None of this? !

How did you get in the first high school exam? ?

Maybe it was because the questioning expression on his face was too obvious,

Song Xun looked at him with a look of 'you don't even know?', "I bought the points—not directly, the person who gave the test was a classmate of my father's cousin's friend... At that time he sold My family favored me and gave me the answer directly, and I printed a small card and copied it from the test paper in the examination room."

Lin Pei: "..."

His expression was too serious, Lin Pei hesitated for a while, but still wavered, half-believing in his words, "Can you still be like this?"

Song Xun hummed, "There are so many gray areas that you don't know about."

One sentence blocked Lin Pei back again.

"Okay." Lin Pei said shyly, "If you really don't know how to do it, then don't fill in the blanks. I'll tell you the original question directly. You have to listen carefully and don't get distracted."

As he spoke, he took a pencil, and the tip made of stone mill stroked lightly on the paper, leaving a light gray mark.

"The is a definite article, generally used before specific nouns..."

Song Xun asked: "What is the definite article?"

Lin Pei explained, "It's just a function word with no meaning. It usually appears in front of the ranking and is used to distinguish other people or things in the same category."

Song Xun asked again: "Then why does it have no meaning? Since it is used as a reference, why can't I use that or this instead?"

Lin Pei: "..."

Can you fucking shut up for me.

After one evening self-study lecture, Lin Pei's mouth was dry, and he fell asleep when he was so tired.

He finally discovered that Song Xun was a complete scumbag. He didn't even understand the most basic grammar and the meaning of articles, so he had to teach everything from scratch.

Lin Pei wondered if Song Xun would ask 'what is a quadratic one-variable equation and what is the meaning of this equation when doing math homework next time?How can I actually apply this knowledge when I'm grocery shopping at the grocery store' and the like...

This question of why one plus one is equal to two is clear in my heart that this is common sense, but it just feels like I can't explain it...

It's really scary, okay? !

As soon as the bell rang for the end of evening self-study, Lin Pei immediately put down his pen and put away the exercise book in front of Song Xun.

Song Xun asked: "Aren't you going to continue studying today? Only ten questions have been covered in single-choice..."

"Stop talking, stop talking!!"

Lin Pei, one head and two big, rudely stuffed the exercises into the desk, and the usual obsessive-compulsive disorder disappeared completely, for fear that Song Xun would come and snatch it.

He took a deep breath, "I've said enough today, you should digest it when you go back—"

Lin Pei thought about it, if this guy sent a message in the middle of the night to ask questions, if he fell asleep and didn't see it, would that little idiot climb the wall into the room, shake himself awake and ask why he didn't reply in a second...

He imagined the scene for a while, scared himself into a cold sweat, and quickly said to Song Xun kindly: "Forget it, you don't have to do anything after you go back. You must be tired after learning so much today. Don't do it tonight." Touch your phone, get a good night's sleep, and fight again tomorrow."

Song Xun nodded slightly, accepting the statement.

He sat on his seat, didn't pack his things and didn't get up, Lin Peiqian sat for a while, then simply packed up his schoolbag, trying to show him to 'get out' in this way.

Unexpectedly, Song Xun was actually thicker than him. After watching him play for a long time, he suddenly said slowly, "Mr. Lin, why is your surname Lin?"

teacher LIN.

Why did I suddenly call the teacher? It's strange.

Lin Pei rubbed his head in embarrassment, and then remembered the second half of his question, so he was at a loss, "Ah... because my father's surname is Lin?"

Song Xun groaned, got up, put his hands in his pockets, and swam back slowly like a lonely ghost.

Lin Pei looked at: "?"

It was inexplicable.