God and his cat

Ye Xiao hugged a steamed stuffed bun, squatting on the balcony, watching Xiao Qinan's figure leave the community while gnawing, thinking of Xiao Qinan's strange behavior last night, Ye Xiao took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun depressedly, what's wrong with him?

After the buns were finished, Ye Xiao took a sip of the soy milk and sighed, it's cool!

After breakfast, Ye Xiao flicked his tail, squinted his eyes and yawned, lying leisurely on the balcony basking in the sun, life is more beautiful than this.

Chuyang was weak, with a slight heat, and it was very comfortable to shine on his body. Ye Xiao was reluctant to leave, so he lay lazily on the balcony and fell asleep.

Suddenly there was a rustling sound from the left, Ye Xiao's ears moved, and the woman's delicate voice, which made people blush and heartbeat, came to his ears, high or low, Ye Xiao was confused, his ears perked up, This time, the woman's groan|groan, which made people feel hot all over the body, came into the ear clearly with the man's rough|gasp. Look, Ye Xiao was stunned, the people next door, are you so wild?In places like balconies...

Ye Xiao cocked his tail, his ears turned red, and complained in his heart that the men and women next door were too bold to live-broadcast the couple's sports on the balcony, but his eyes were wide open. As a shy nerd, how many times did Ye Xiao watch island movies from the past to the present? There are only a handful of them. Watching the live broadcast this time, Ye Xiao felt that his whole body had a fever, which was extremely hot.

Ye Xiao's hair gradually exploded, and it will grow needles if you look at it any longer!Ye Xiao turned his head stiffly, forced himself to lie down, and wrapped his tail around himself. The leisurely sun bathing was destroyed, and high or low voices entered Ye Xiao's ears continuously and clearly. Ye Xiao was depressed and wanted to Yelled at the man and woman opposite: It's too noisy, go back to the bedroom!

How indecent, indecent!

Ye Xiao folded his ears and tried his best to reject the woman's voice, but the delicate voice still got into his ears.

"Oh... honey..."

Ye Xiao's goose bumps instantly stood up, and his hair exploded.

"Well, honey..."

When Ye Xiao heard the man's response, he almost threw up.Tired to this extent, it feels scarier than horror movies.

"Yingyingying, you haven't come to look for her for a long time, have you forgotten about her?" The woman said in a coquettish voice, and then snorted softly. Ye Xiao could even imagine that the woman Tu The appearance of poking the man's heart with the bright red Koudan's finger.

"Hey, my darling, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't you think I'll come to you when I'm free? Don't cry, don't cry, your crying makes my heart ache!"

"Yingyingying, you said you would divorce your wife, you are bad, you are bad, you lied to me, woo woo woo..."

Ye Xiao opened his mouth wide in astonishment, feeling that this couple is not a young lover who is greedy for novelty, but a shameless man and woman!

"Little baby, be careful, don't cry, I promise you, as long as I cash out the real estate, I will immediately kick that ugly monster to marry you, don't cry, it won't be pretty anymore."

"Oh, you said, marry me immediately after divorce."

"Yes, baby, shall we do it again?"

"hate~"

Ye Xiao felt that all the good mood was disgusted by this pair of scumbags, and after listening to it, Ye Xiao couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't throw the flower pot next to them on the couple.Jumping off the balcony, Ye Xiao was walking in the room. The shameless mistress lived next door, and occasionally saw that shameless scumbag. This kind of understanding made Ye Xiao feel very bad. Most importantly, the other party seriously affected her. It even disgusted Ye Xiao's daily life in the sun.

Ever since he became a cat, Ye Xiao has put aside many things, but he insists on some daily routines. It is already depressing enough for a living person to become a cat. If he can’t live well, he might as well kill him. over him.

Ye Xiao has one essential daily routine, which is sunbathing. If it rains, he will hold an umbrella to feel the raindrops, and he will not be shaken. It can be said that this is the change brought by the old man to Ye Xiao, and he starts every day leisurely with a feeling of gratitude.

The sun bath was destroyed, Ye Xiao was in a low mood, jumped onto the sofa, and saw the computer, Xiao Qinan was afraid that he would be bored, so he turned on the computer for himself, so he thoughtfully applied for a button for himself, and the button was hung, inside There is only one contact person, and that is Xiao Qinan.

The dialog box popped open, and it contained a message from Xiao Qinan.

Xiao Qinan: Xiaobai, I'm on the bus.

Xiao Qinan: Xiaobai, I'm at the company.

Xiao Qinan: Xiaobai, I checked in.

Xiao Qinan: Xiaobai, I'm going to hold a regular meeting.

It has been half an hour since Xiao Qinan's last message, and it seems that the regular meeting is still in progress.

Ye Xiao was very depressed, and when he thought of the interrupted sunbath, he felt angry and aggrieved.Raise your paw and start typing.

Xiaobai: A mistress next door is having sex with his adulterer on the balcony!

In the conference room, there were about ten people sitting. Xiao Qinan was a little bored listening to the same speech given by the leader, picked up his teacup and took a sip of water, when a message popped up from the mobile phone on the table.

After seeing clearly, the tea in Xiao Qinan's mouth sprayed out, and he coughed violently, "cough, cough, cough... I'm sorry...".Seeing that the meeting room suddenly became quiet, and everyone looked at him, Xiao Qinan embarrassedly made an excuse: "Accidentally choked...".

The leader still had a good impression of Xiao Qinan, seeing that Xiao Qinan's blushing didn't seem to be intentional, so he nodded and continued.

The female colleague next to him handed over a tissue, Xiao Qinan said thank you, and took it to wipe off the water stains.

After a while, seeing everyone's attention turned away, Xiao Qinan touched the phone under the table and began to reply to Ye Xiao's message.

Xiao Qinan: Did you see it?

Ye Xiao waited for a while, and Xiao Qinan's reply came.Little did they know, his message embarrassing the always calm Xiao Qinan at the meeting.

Xiaobai: I see, I am afraid of the eye of a needle.

Xiao Qinan: Watched the whole thing?

Xiaobai: I didn't watch the foreplay, I should have watched the orgasm when I was woken up.

Xiao Qinan: ...How does it feel?

Xiaobai: Disgusting.

Xiao Qinan breathed a sigh of relief for some reason, just disgusted.

Xiaobai: We become neighbors with Xiaosan, I don’t know if we can have a good sun bath in the future.

Xiao Qinan himself imitated Ye Xiao's annoyed way of tearing his ears when he spoke, so cute that his face was covered with blood.

Xiao Qinan: What do you want to do?

Ye Xiao was stunned.

Xiaobai: ... What can I do?

Xiao Qinan: It disgusts you, maybe you can throw an egg or something.

Xiaobai: Throw eggs?Our house has no eggs.

Xiao Qinan: After get off work at night, I will buy a dozen and go home.

Xiaobai: ...I suddenly want to eat egg custard.

Xiao Qinan: I'm still at work...

Xiaobai: Forget it, you are busy.

Seeing that Ye Xiao lost interest in chatting, Xiao Qinan just happened to be finishing his speech. Putting away his phone, Xiao Qinan started counting down in his heart, 10, 9, 8, 7... 3, 2, 1, 0!

"Okay, this is the end of today's meeting." The leader spoke, and people began to walk out.

At this time, the younger sister who had just handed Xiao Qinan a tissue came to Xiao Qinan's side.

"How does it feel to take two months off in a row?"

"It's okay." Xiao Qinan nodded.The girl next to her is new here, and she showed great enthusiasm for him when she first came, but unfortunately he is not interested.

"Why did you ask for leave?" The younger sister continued her efforts, as if she didn't see Xiao Qinan's alienated smile.

"Some things." Xiao Qinan said.

"What's the matter?" The girl's eyes were wide open, her long eyelashes flickering, Xiao Qinan turned his head, thinking, compared with Xiao Bai's natural long eyelashes, the other's eyelashes are real and fake.

"It's okay." Xiao Qinan said, "I'll be away for two months. I need to find someone to hand over my work, so I'm leaving first." After speaking, Xiao Qinan strode away, and the girl behind him pouted and stomped her feet.

Xiao Qinan is not only the cotton in the online distribution circle, but also the company's cotton, and there has never been any gossip.Xiao Qinan always had a faint smile on his face, and he greeted him with a smile wherever he went. As a single man, he was quite popular in the company, especially among women. Xiao Qinan had a good reputation, and several female colleagues cheered He pursued Xiao Qinan vigorously, but Xiao Qinan politely rejected them all.

After Xiao Qinan handed over the work, it was already the afternoon. During lunch, Xiao Qinan picked up his mobile phone to send a message to Ye Xiao.

Xiao Qinan: "Xiaobai, it's time to warm up the meal!"

Xiao Qinan waited for a while, but seeing no response, he sent it every once in a while, and after he had finished his lunch, he woke up after squinting for a while, but he still didn't receive a reply from Ye Xiao, so he couldn't help feeling a little worried, could something wrong ?I couldn't help but make a phone call home, the phone rang for a long time before it got connected, and there was a meow.

"Xiaobai, you didn't reply to my message. I thought something happened to you. You scared me to death. Have you eaten yet?"

"Meow meow meow."

"Okay, it's time to take a nap after eating, right? I'm going to work too, so I won't disturb you anymore, go to sleep, and give me a message when you wake up."

"Meow meow meow."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Qinan exhaled and began to deal with the mountain of work.

At this time, Ye Xiao at home jumped off the table where the phone was placed, and then jumped onto the sofa where the computer was placed. Xiao Qinan saw that the dialogue box had been swiped several times, all with the same meaning - time to heat up the meal, is the meal hot?Have you got a meal yet?No response, is something wrong? ...

Worried, he said secretly, Ye Xiao came to the kitchen in a complicated mood, opened the refrigerator with his paws, took out the bento prepared by Xiao Qinan with his mouth, put it in the microwave and started heating, there was a chi-chi sound, the aroma was tangy, Ye Xiao waited When lunch comes out, I can't forget the scene I just saw.

The child's thin body pushed a garbage truck that was heavier than himself. The garbage truck was half the height of the child. The child's two slender arms pushed forward hard, and pushed it to the side of the big garbage truck. The garbage that can be sold was picked up in the garbage truck. A pair of small black hands and a pair of withered palms were stirring in a pile of mottled garbage, mixed with the innocent smile of the child and the wrinkled smile of the old man with joy. Ye Xiao only felt that Can't react.

Something seemed to hit Ye Xiao's heart, and it was very uncomfortable. You said that if you are not a fish, you will know the joy of a fish. You are not that fish. How would you know that a fish is unhappy? The smile on the other party's face clearly expressed satisfaction He was very happy, but Ye Xiao felt very uncomfortable, as if masochistic, his eyes followed the old man and the child until the sound of the phone brought Ye Xiao back to his senses.

Beep, beep, the prompt sound after the microwave oven finishes heating.

Popping open the microwave oven, a wave of heat relieved Ye Xiao from the shock, bit out the bento, Ye Xiao came to the table, stared at the balcony and paused, finally jumped on the table, lifted the lid of the box, and ate slowly stand up.

After eating, Ye Xiao slowly typed a line on the keyboard.

Xiaobai: After buying the eggs, it would be too wasteful to throw away those scumbags and mistresses. [ps: sleep, don't disturb me]

After receiving Ye Xiao's message, Xiao Qinan frowned in a pile of documents, put down his phone, lowered his head and continued to work, poked the pen in his hand, and asked for clarification when he got home.