I'll kill you next time

Inevitably, in Sage's familiar and heart-piercing howls, the pope and all the gold saints knew about this. I think it must be a very unlucky day, because when the leader of the miscellaneous soldiers went to report They were having a meeting when the Pope was old, and Jin Cancan, who was neatly lined up in two rows, was looking at me and Sage next to me with complicated eyes.

"I'm innocent, it's all done by Saiqi, I can swear to the Lord Buddha, Ami Tofu" I recited the Buddha's name and looked at everyone with pure eyes. The man couldn't help snorting, I don't know if he was laughing at me or something else, anyway, he must not be agreeing with me.

"Brother, you lied to me again!!!" Sai Qi, who was beaten up with a bruised nose and a swollen face, retorted habitually.

pope:"…………"

"The wording of this framing is exactly the same as his father." Scorpio gritted his teeth, thinking that when he was a trainee, he was sold hundreds of times by someone from Cancer.

"Is it his child?" Hearing this, Pisces, who had been bowing his head and concentrating on playing with roses, finally raised his face competing with the sun and the moon.

"Yeah, Sagittarius brought them back from Pamir not long ago, you probably haven't seen them yet" Scorpio pouted.

"..." Pisces didn't speak, and after glancing at the two of them, he casually lowered his head to play with roses, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Although my friend reminded me long ago, you still exceeded my expectations, Bai Li." The old pope sighed, his tone full of helplessness. After all, centering on the sanctuary training ground, it almost spilled into the third palace. The yak dung of Gemini is not something that everyone can do.

Originally, one-on-one fair fights between saints were allowed or strongly supported by the sanctuary, and it was impossible to alarm the pope. The name of my Cancer dad can't avoid being brought up for lectures.

Maybe it's not just being lectured, because Gemini has spoken.

"My lord Pope, what Bai Li did today has aroused the anger of everyone, but such preaching can't solve the problem at all. Casper probably doesn't want his children to become irresponsible fighters in the future, doesn't he?"

Before I had time to raise my hand to protest, the blue-haired Gemini stepped forward and added: "Also, in order to prevent such a bad thing from happening again, we should also take some measures on Bai Li, because the appearance of the two brothers is extremely They are similar, so I shaved my elder brother Bai Li's hair to distinguish the two, what do you think?"

"?!!!" Gemini's words made me quickly protect my silver hair in horror. Although I also dislike long-haired sissies, they are still better than bald heads.

And Gemini, I'm fucking you! ! ! ! !I remember I didn't offend you! ! !

All the golds have nothing to say. Those who look up at the bright moon look at the bright moon and look down at the bright moon. Those who look down at the hometown miss their hometown.

"Extremely true." The Pope, who hadn't figured out how to deal with the child, immediately made up his mind when he said this. His best friend reminded him to pay special attention to the elder brother of Cancer Gemini, although he doesn't know how his best friend distinguishes the two. Humans, but there are still many people who don't know the truth in the sanctuary. If this continues, the younger brother Saiqi in the twins may suffer, so...

"Please wait a moment, I have something to say." At this critical moment, a clear and gentle female voice came from behind the curtain of the Pope's Hall.

From this moment on, I decided that no matter who the speaker is, I'll fuck with her from now on! !

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Anyway, in the end, I still couldn't escape the punishment, but I managed to keep my hair, but...

"I really can't let it go?" I stretched out my hand and twisted the head of the Nezha dumpling on one side, and then grinned with pain at the root of the tightly bound hair. That's right, this is the scalp that the Gemini beast pierced with his own hands. Almost got caught.

"No, this is an order from His Holiness the Pope." Sage spoke righteously—after a series of baptisms by the Pope of the Sanctuary, this brat seemed to have finally realized that something was wrong, such as unknowingly helping his brother take the blame What……

I said to myself silently and turned around to continue shoveling shit. Without using my thoughts, it is impossible to shovel all the yaks all over the sanctuary in one day.

"If only someone could help..." I looked up at the sky.

Sai Qi, who was in charge of monitoring, hadn't complained about his big brother's whimsy before he was blocked by a few black shadows falling from the sky. Those people were...

"Aren't these the gorilla's little henchmen? Why, want to fight? Stay with me at any time, dear~" I threw the hard Yak Xiang in my hand, and I promise that as soon as they have a sign of rushing up, this lump of object will be destroyed in a second. will appear on their faces.

The trainees looked at each other, unexpectedly they said: "Since you defeated our boss, you will be our boss from now on!"

What the hell plot, I wonder.

"Yes, yes, yes! Lord Bai Li, you will be our new boss from now on, Barabara... so we can do whatever you want!"

"Wait, you said you can do whatever you want?" After listening to the dragon face A praising my superb teleportation ability and the mighty and majestic Nezha head on my head, I finally couldn't bear it.

"Yes! Everything is under the boss's arrangement!" The new younger brothers all paid attention to me, their eyes sparkling, it was impossible to refuse.

Taking it for granted, I didn't refuse. I threw my shovel to them and said, "Oh, then help me shovel shit. Don't be lazy when you finish shoveling before dark."

"Yes!" The younger brothers responded with all their mouths.

"Hey, brother, where are you going?!" Sai Qi asked quickly when he saw that I was about to leave.

"Hush, help me keep a secret, bro, go out and bring you delicious food." I narrowed my eyes, patted Sai Qi on the head and teleported away, leaving behind Sai Qi who was messed up in the wind and the adoring Xin Ren behind him. little brothers.

Little brother A: "So handsome, he is indeed our new boss!"

Little brother B: "Sure enough, I followed the right person this time!"

Sage: "..."

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To be honest, I don’t like Sanctuary very much, because the overall atmosphere of Sanctuary is too hot-blooded and serious, which is too in line with my leisurely aesthetics, so 30% of the time in Sanctuary I bully Saiqi , 69% of the time I skipped classes and went over the wall to fool around, while the remaining 1% of the time was listening to the teachings of Sagittarius.

In short, I am not doing business, because entering the sanctuary means that the life plan I made before was once again in vain, so what should I do now...

Being a saint fighter is really hopeless...

After I left the sanctuary, I was teleported and landed here randomly, a remote grove by the sea, places like this are everywhere in the Mediterranean, and they all look similar. The first thing I did when I left the sanctuary was to put the Nezha on my head The head was removed and replaced with a ponytail, and it would be a good idea to tie it up as the hair grows longer, but let me forgive the Nezha head or something.

I lay reclined on a big tree basking in the sunlight that fell through the gaps in the leaves, and my eyes were a little confused. In this situation where I don’t know what to do at all, the most suitable thing is to sleep comfortably. .

Whether you are in the middle ages or modern times, laziness is always the first priority, especially when there is no external interference, but...

The five senses that became extremely sharp due to practice could clearly hear the chaotic sound of horseshoes and women's screams, probably not far from here.

"Bandit? You're really lucky today." My eyes lit up, and I immediately jumped off the tree and teleported.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!" The woman's scream came from the luxurious carriage, and the birds who were resting nearby were shocked. .

"Mom, you're so noisy." The black-haired young lady closest to the woman couldn't help but cover her ears.

"Help!!! There are robbers!!!!!!" The woman stopped and touched her son's head and explained kindly: "Tani, mom, I don't want to call for help "

"You're so powerful, why don't you just go out and kill them yourself?" Little Zhengtai named Tani looked at her mother who was the king's guard with contempt and complained.

"Ahem...Tani, you know that my mother has been sick recently and can't catch the cold..." The woman pretended to cough a few times and leaned to one side, pretending to be weak.

"..." The black-haired little Zhengtai still looked contemptuous.

"But Mom, they are still fighting outside, are you really not going to help?" The blond little Zhengtai who had been watching from the car window turned her head and asked anxiously.

"Why do you want to help? Wouldn't it be better if those eyeliners were dead?" The woman gracefully took a sip of black tea to moisten her hoarse voice.

"Can……"

"Are you pitying them, Hibs?" The woman's eyes sharpened, "Don't forget, who killed your father and let us be exiled here?"

"...It's His Majesty the King." The blond-haired boy bowed his head too.

"Those outside are sent by the king to monitor us. Do you think I should rescue them?" The woman knocked the bone china teacup on the saucer with a click, and calmly arranged her appearance. Madame, she should always be graceful and beautiful, shouldn't she?

"...I'm sorry, but I still can't just sit back and watch." The blond-haired young lady picked up the sword on the ground and opened the car door without hesitation.

"It's really stupid." The black-haired young lady said coldly, looking at the blood that was constantly splashing on the car window.

"You can't say that, Taney, the naive Hibbs is also very cute, after all..." Halfway through the sentence, the woman couldn't help giggling as if remembering something.

The author has something to say: I probably don’t have any water in this chapter, so I released the Sleeping God earlier~~

I heard that SDM is going to publish an episode of the old twins, and I feel that some places will be slapped in the face, but when I thought about it, I didn’t follow the original book and was entangled with it, so An Anxin rolled over to update it. By the way, the world line of this world is here Papa Cancer began to collapse at that time, so Mr. Zhengtai Sleepy God appeared...

Rolling and selling cute balls~~!

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