Five years simulation three years first

Feng Zhou felt that he might have a big brain problem before agreeing to participate in this matter.

It was lunch break time, Yu Shaochun took Tan Yuanzhao and Feng Zhou to find a milk tea shop with a small family, under the pretense of discussing the battle plan, and then started a chat group called "Date Battle".

Feng Zhou once again had the urge to strangle him to death.

Although Tan Yuanzhao has strong professional ability and knowledge level, he knows nothing about emotions.He squeezed the milk tea cup in front of him a little awkwardly, and glanced at Yu Shaochun from time to time: "Xiao Yu, you..."

"Don't worry," Yu Shaochun patted him on the shoulder, "I promise to make a big scene for you."

Tan Yuanzhao quickly added: "The big scene belongs to the big scene, but it must not affect your study. Study is always the first."

Feng Zhou tilted his head slightly, and said seriously to Tan Yuanzhao, "You still have time to run."

"What are you running for?" Yu Shaochun glared at him, "Don't you believe me?"

Feng Zhou looked at him sincerely and shook his head, with "doubt" written all over his eyes.

The wind chime at the entrance of the milk tea shop suddenly rang loudly.The owner's steady bagging hands trembled, almost knocking over the milk tea.Feng Zhou turned his head and saw a girl with a high ponytail who seemed to have knocked against the glass door, leaning against the bar counter without any image, gasping for air and rubbing her red forehead.

Yu Shaochun hurriedly greeted her: "Lu Xiaonan, this way, keep a low profile."

Lu Xiaonan grinned and raised his head: "No, can your milk tea shop put a sign 'Here is a glass' on the door? Who can see that there is a door?"

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Feng Zhou smiled and nodded, ready to get up and leave.Seeing this, Yu Shaochun quickly stretched out his hand to hold him: "Where are you going?"

"I'm out of place and automatically apply to quit."

Tan Yuanzhao coughed lightly: "Huajing questions..."

Feng Zhou gritted his teeth and asked him, "Can we have another way of trading?"

Tan Yuanzhao replied: "This...may not be possible."

Lu Xiaonan pulled away the chair and sat down, and extended a hand to Tan Yuanzhao openly: "Then Teacher Tan, we are temporary comrades in arms."

Feng Zhou remained silent, lowered his head and poked the pearls in the cup with a straw, inspiring himself to be a quiet gourd with a huge mouth.Lu Xiaonan spread out a piece of paper beside him: "This is the track of the music teacher's weekly actions that God Yu reminded me of."

"What is it for?" Tan Yuanzhao asked.

"First of all, make sure she is single," Yu Shaochun said, "otherwise, if she has a boyfriend, she will have trouble with herself?"

Holding a red pen in his hand, he quickly circled one, two, three, and four points on the action track, and tapped the pen on the table: "Someone picked her up after get off work on Wednesday, I don't know who it is."

"It's her brother," Feng Zhou interrupted suddenly, "The off-duty time of the subject teacher is 04:30 in the afternoon. Once, when I was chasing the physics teacher out of school to ask questions, I happened to hear the music teacher call that person's brother."

Yu Shaochun nodded: "Feng Xueba, do you have any surprises that we don't know about?"

After he finished speaking, he circled a few more times: "Succulent, music, perfume, these points should be focused on."

Tan Yuanzhao frowned: "Why?"

Lu Xiaonan raised his head inexplicably: "No, Mr. Tan, you don't think confession is just a love letter and flowers?"

"Otherwise?" Tan Yuanzhao replied with a confused expression.

Lu Xiaonan lowered his head with a complicated expression, and said to Yu Shaochun, "God Yu, I suddenly feel that this matter is a bit hanging."

Feng Zhou sneered: "You should have realized this earlier."

Yu Shaochun shook his head: "No matter how difficult the proposition is, the success rate cannot be zero. We must still have hope."

With Feng Zhouai's ignorant attitude before, and Yu Shaochun's comprehensive consideration later, Tan Yuanzhao was inexplicably moved: "Xiao Yu, it was the teacher who misunderstood you before. The teacher only found out today that you are so enthusiastic about helping the teacher."

Feng Zhou said coldly: "Don't think of him too kindly, just don't watch the bastard when there is excitement."

Lu Xiaonan propped his chin to watch the two of them quarreling with each other.The afternoon sun shines through the curtains and shines on the perfume lily in the glass bottle on the table, making people feel warm.She watched Yu Shaochun and Feng Zhou finally escalate from a kindergarten quarrel to a kindergarten fight, reaching out and grabbing each other by the collar and tugging at Tan Yuanzhao, and finally couldn't help laughing.

If possible, she would like to film this scene.

No one would have thought that Tangtang's first and second graders led the whole class to fight against the math teacher and dean, and now the way of fighting would be nonsense.

What a bunch of... lovely people.

"So in the end you really decided to do this?"

Ms. Zhang Qiushuang was worried that Chen Si would not be able to keep up with the progress after entering the experimental class, so she bought him one exercise book after another to do it every day.But even if Chen Si puts his head into the ground to study every day, he can still barely be a mid-lower student in every weekly and monthly exam.Feng Zhou couldn't stand it anymore, and asked him to bring the questions he had done every week to help him go through them again, at least it was much more useful than him doing the questions blindly.

"Well," Feng Zhou flipped through the exercise book page by page, pointing to one of the choices, "Why was this question wrong before?"

Chen Si probed: "I misread the conditions, I didn't see g=9.8 written after it, so..."

Feng Zhou reached out and tapped him on the head: "How many times?"

"Be sure to remember next time," Chen Si was caught off guard by the knock, and continued to gossip, "One thing to say, I think the operability is too low, and the difficulty is too high."

He counted for him with his fingers: "Look, you first have to place candles in advance on the music teacher's birthday, and then the two of you will play music. Leaving aside whether Yu Shaochun will know it or not, just rehearsing is quite difficult, right? You also said that you want to make your own perfume? Where can you get the spices? Where can you find the equipment?"

Feng Zhouxin said that I think so, but the problem is that the other three comrades in the alliance feel that there is no problem, and they are even ready to celebrate the success of the plan by waving handkerchiefs and singing and dancing in advance. The situation cannot be reversed by him alone.

He sighed tiredly, turned to the next page, reached out and pinched Chen Si's ear directly: "The sine function is inversely compared to the cosine function again, it doesn't matter if you have difficulty in physics, how can you give me such a basic thing as mathematics?" Forgot?"

Chen Sigui apologized and admitted his mistake crying and howling, and he almost kowtowed to Feng Zhou.Yu Shaochun was lying on the front playing with his mobile phone, but when he heard their voices behind him, he turned his head and knocked on Feng Zhou's table: "By the way, come to my house on weekends, don't forget what you agreed."

Chen Si looked up alertly: "What are you doing at your house?"

"Why are you in a hurry? Want to participate too?" Yu Shaochun looked at Chen Si with interest, "We want to dosomethingenjoyable. It is inconvenient to disclose the specific content."

Damn, that doesn't sound like a good word.

Chen Si hurriedly said to Feng Zhou: "Feng Bao, you must not be tempted by the enemy!"

Yu Shaochun looked at him with a smile: "The enemies have made peace with each other 800 years ago, and your intelligence can't keep up with the trend."

"The weasel has no good intentions in greeting the chicken, Feng Bao!"

Feng Zhou still kept pulling his ear. Hearing that the topic was getting more and more unreliable, he directly pulled his head to the front of the workbook: "Continue to read this question, P is the middle point of the slope, and the ball starts from the apex." Throwing with no initial velocity, will you draw a force analysis diagram when it lands on P? There is more than a month left for the final exam, do you want to be hanged outside the door and beaten on New Year's Eve next year?"

Chen Si hurriedly brought over a piece of scribble paper, and honestly drew a force analysis diagram on it.Feng Zhou lowered his eyes and looked at the workbook, recalling the results of their last discussion a few days ago.

At the beginning, it was just a simple gift of a bouquet of flowers and a greeting card, but later Yu Shaochun completely overturned it, saying that it was not fantastic and had no memory.Feng Zhou still remembers Yu Shaochun saying loudly: "If your idea is not amazing enough, you won't be remembered."

"remembered," Feng Zhou kindly reminded him of the grammatical error.

Tan Yuanzhao couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all: "Then how can I have memory points?"

"First of all, Lao Tan is a chemistry teacher, and perfume is inextricably linked to chemistry," Yu Shaochun said, "Perfumes on the market are too common. Since we want to innovate, we must make The most unique."

Lu Xiaonan said, "You mean...self-made?"

Feng Zhou tried to think of a lot of moths that Yu Shaochun would come up with, but he didn't expect it to be "self-made perfume", which sounded romantic and ruthless, and he looked forward to what he would say next.

The next moment, he heard Yu Shaochun say: "I have the gift, prepare 99 candles and 99 roses, and put them in the music classroom. When the time comes, Lu Xiaonan and I will play a world famous song together, and Lao Tan will stand between the candles and the roses." Surrounded by roses and confessing to the music teacher, it was perfect."

Well, sure enough, you shouldn't get your hopes up.

Thinking of this, he sighed heavily.Chen Si shook his hand: "Did I calculate wrong?"

"No," Feng Zhou said.He took out his mobile phone from the hole in the table, clicked on the "I am your life" dialog box, and sent a message in short and long cuts:

【Kepler】2020/11/0218:13:07

Sorry to bother you again.What kind of fragrance do you girls generally prefer?

Seeing him take out his mobile phone, Chen Si quietly leaned over and said softly with a gossip smile: "Meow?"

Meow where is your mother?

Act cute or play charades?

Feng Zhou looked at him inexplicably.

Chen Si pointed to his mobile phone, and asked again: "Is it the 'Meow' you met during the summer vacation?"

Feng Zhou turned off the screen, gently put his hand on the back of his head, and pressed hard on the table: "Eat salty radish, don't worry, hurry up and do your problem."