[comprehensive] son ​​of a dandy

At this moment, Dongfang Bubai finally understood why the poisonous hand was so arrogant that he didn't pay attention to the whole world, he was offended by the underworld and the white way, and no one came to punish him.

Tang Wule's lair is full of institutions, and if he is not careful, he will die without a place to die.Not to mention people from the rivers and lakes, even if the imperial army came, they might not be able to attack.

The more I walked in, the more frightened I became.

In Tang Wule's lair, even the guards are mech men.Dongfang Bubai had seen the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation in Shaolin before, but the conditions required for the Eighteen Bronze Man Formation to activate were extremely strict, unlike the mecha men here, they could move around by themselves.

The guards are so tight, not to mention people, even sparrows want to fly in, it is not an easy task...

Dongfang Bubai stood still hesitantly.

"What? Are you tired?" Tang Wule walked forward with Dongfang Bubai in his arms. As soon as the beauty stopped, he also stopped.

Dongfang Bubai looked at the building in front of him, and suddenly felt fear—would he go in...and be unable to come out?He wasn't afraid of death, what he was afraid of was that he could only die in obscurity like a bug, with his broken pride and mutilated body.

"This...is your home?" Dongfang Bubai asked.

"Heh!" Mr. Wu Le suddenly laughed, he looked up at the strange horn on the tall building, and said softly: "It used to be."

Although the exact same building was built, this place will never be his home.

"Let's go." Tang Wule said expressionlessly: "There are still many things to do when I go home..."

"For example... have a good spicy meal first."

The two people interlocked their fingers and walked across the long suspension bridge.Yun Zhi lifted up her skirt and wanted to follow, but Shen Yin pulled the hem of her clothes behind her back, staggered and almost fell.

She turned her head and glared at Shen Yin.

……

In fact, the real Tangjiabao was not built in this place, and the building Tang Wule built was not comparable to the house that the Tang family spent hundreds of years building.But even so, it was enough to surprise the Jianghu people.

Tang Wule's room is very large and luxurious, in line with his personality that always loves to enjoy himself.But what surprised Dongfang Bubai was that when he opened the window, he could see a small bamboo forest.

"You actually planted bamboo outside the house?" Dongfang Bubai was a little surprised.Junzi Takenai, a dandy like Tang Wule, if you say that he appreciates peach blossoms, it will be more convincing.

"What's wrong?" Young Master Wu Le was taking off his robe: "Are you surprised?"

It wouldn't be a surprise to say that, anyway, in Dongfang Bubai's mind, Tang Wule was almost like a lunatic.

"No..." Dongfang Bubai withdrew his gaze, "It's just strange."

"There are so many bamboos in Shu, what's so strange about that." Young Master Wu Le said indifferently, "There are two or three bamboos outside the house, which can be considered a bit of elegance."

Dongfang Bubai raised his eyebrows and turned around, bumping into the dude who was only wearing a jacket, and was hugged by him.

Master Wule buried his head in the neck of the little beauty and took a deep breath, then suddenly asked, "Have you not bathed for a long time?"

"You!" Dongfang Bubai twisted his arm angrily.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Young Master Wu Le didn't annoy him, and narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Did I poke the sore spot? Little dirty cat?"

The little beauty rolled his eyes at him: "Don't make trouble!"

"Okay, okay~" Tang Wule said with a tired voice: "Our Dongfang said we don't want to make trouble...so we don't make trouble, okay?" His smile softened the entire blue sky, as if there was a deep affection hidden for thousands of years.

Dongfang Bubai lowered his head, as if shy, but there was a sneer on the corner of his mouth—why bother to show him this affectionate look?It's just me giving you □□you giving me greed.However, if a deal is taken too seriously, it will be lost.

"So? What are you going to do when you get home?"

"What are you doing?" Tang Wule turned his back to Dongfang Bubai, asked him to help him undress, and said lightly, "Fuck you first, and then help you get rid of Ren Woxing."

Dongfang Bubai squeezed his collar hand for a moment: "Do you really want to..."

"What?" Tang Wule turned around shirtless, with a sad expression on his face: "You don't believe me?"

"I haven't." Dongfang Bubai shook his head, then lowered his head again: "I just..."

"I just can't believe I'm being so kind to you?" Young Master Wu Le gave him a 'tweet' on his face: "Honey, you have to believe...you are worth it." As long as I like something, it's worth it.

Dongfang Bubai raised his head, and stared at the face of Young Master Wu Le with complicated eyes, looking into the peach blossom eyes, as if he had fallen into a bright galaxy.Tang Wule blinked, her long eyelashes flickering, and then... Dongfang Bubai hugged his neck and kissed him proactively.

Tang Wule was taken aback for a moment, probably because he never thought that this little goblin would learn how to throw herself into her arms.He only stayed there for a while before Dongfang Bubai's tongue stuck into his mouth.

People who have married seven concubines are not unfamiliar with this aspect, and can even be said to be proficient.The tip of the tongue delicately traces the contours of the mouth, bit by bit, giving people the illusion that the roots of the teeth are numb.

"Ah!" The little beauty screamed a little, as if she didn't expect the lustful dude in front of her to push her away.

"What are you doing?!" Dongfang Bubai was ashamed and angry, blushing.

Tang Wule took a few breaths, and suddenly grabbed the arm of the little beauty in front of him: "I'm sorry."

"Although it's rare to meet my family, Dongfang, who is so active, but...it's time to eat now." If he procrastinates further, he might be hooked to the bed again.

East Invincible: "..."

Life is all about food and sleep, and you can't live up to it.Anyway, eating is before sleeping...

……

The dinner was eaten by two people in the small garden, there was no luxurious reception banquet as imagined by Dongfang Bubai, only an arty Young Master Tang San facing the moon.

Tang Wule shook the paper fan, and the table was covered with blood red as far as the eye could see, as if a fierce battle had just happened here.

Dongfang Bubai sat with a wooden face, silently feeling sorry for his stomach.

"Why do you eat so little?" Young Master Wu Le frowned - he just put on a little weight, if he lost weight, he would feel bad again...

The Central Plains has eaten spicy food since ancient times, but people in Sichuan are definitely not as crazy. Although the delicious food on the table makes people drool, but not everyone can afford it.

The little Oriental beauty frowned and shook her head: "I can't eat it." These days Tang Wule doted on him, and he finally dared to have the courage to ask for things he likes and reject things he doesn't like.

"Too spicy?" Tang Wule asked without changing his expression as he drank a sip of the red oily soup.

Dongfang Bubai felt flustered for him, and nodded hurriedly.

"Then why don't you just eat what's not spicy?" Tang Wule raised his eyebrows.

The only non-spicy dish on the table is dessert.The round glutinous rice balls are coated in powdered sugar and wrapped in green leaves, which look lovely.

Master Wule mercifully weighed one and fed it to the Little Oriental Beauty.Dongfang Bubai leaned over and took a bite—it was stuffed with red bean paste.

"Is it tasty?"

The little beauty puffed her cheeks and nodded—it was much more delicious than the spicy one.

Tang Wule narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Oh."

"Then you eat it all."

Dongfang Bubai pinched the edge of the leaf and said vaguely: "Okay!" Compared with those dishes, it doesn't matter if you eat something sweet.

Seeing his indifferent look, Tang Wule frowned unobtrusively.A gleam flashed in his eyes, he suddenly laughed, and poked Dongfang Bubai's cheek with his fan: "Little fool!"

"Master, I can't bear that you only eat these things."

Master Wu Le took two mouthfuls of food, and slammed the fan on the forehead of the little Oriental beauty: "Let's go! Master will take you to find some food!"

Dongfang Bubai's forehead was knocked red, he frowned and touched the red mark, then followed Tang Wule out of nowhere.

……

It was already past dinner time, so there was no one in the kitchen.Master Wule sneaked in with his little beauty and started looking for something to eat.

"Your own home, just ask the maid to make whatever you want to eat." Dongfang Bubai frowned: "Do you still use it like a thief?"

"What do you know?" Tang Wule raised his eyebrows: "Do you know what is the most delicious food in the world?"

"what?"

"Stolen things!" Tang Wule liked to run to the kitchen in the middle of the night since he was a child. Shen Yin had said it many times, but he couldn't get rid of this habit.

Because of his eccentricity, the maids always leave some food in the kitchen to feed the 'mouse' at night.Sometimes it's a pot of chicken soup, sometimes it's a cup of sweet rice.But maybe it's because I just got home today, there are too many chores, and the kitchen is clean and there is nothing...

Tang Wule searched around a few times to make sure that there was nothing in the kitchen, and was finally discouraged.Like a downcast big cock.

Dongfang Bubai supported the stove with his hands: "It looks like you didn't find it?"

Young Master Wu Le felt ashamed, and muttered aggrievedly: "Obviously Shen Yin will leave things in the kitchen every night..."

Seeing his appearance, Dongfang Bubai blinked: "There are so many things here, don't you know how to make them yourself?" It would be a surprise for a dude like Tang Wule to know how to cook by himself.

Young Master Wu Le raised one corner of his lips: "Say it as if you know how to do it."

Finally, when it was her turn to fight back, the Little Oriental Beauty straightened her chest and pushed back: "Of course I will!"

Steaming noodles topped with chopped shallots and egg flakes.Although it looks ordinary and tastes ordinary, at least it can be swallowed.

Seeing that Dongfang Bubai could eat such a delicious bowl of noodles, Tang Wule was very surprised: "It's really so delicious?"

"Here?" Dongfang Bubai picked one for him to taste - the taste is too bland...

Tang Wule shook his head: "It's still delicious made by Shen Yin."

Dongfang Bubai held the bowl and squinted at him: "Then go find Shen Yin, these are mine."

Seeing his smug look, Tang Wule grinned, "Yo? Are you still playing with your temper?"

"Don't worry about me!" Dongfang Bubai sucked on the noodles, his eyes narrowed in satisfaction.

"Okay, okay." Young Master Wu Le wiped the corner of the little beauty's mouth: "Is it okay that you are good?" He kissed the corner of Dongfang Bubai's mouth: "You are better than my elder brother!"

"How to say?" Dongfang Bubai bit his chopsticks and raised his head.

"When my father celebrated his birthday when I was young, my eldest brother cooked a bowl of longevity noodles for my father and asked me to bring it over." Tang Wule smiled: "At that time, I was wondering what to give as a birthday present."

"So that bowl of noodles." As if talking about the past, Young Master Tang San was slightly sad: "There is only one third left."

"Where did that two-thirds go?" Dongfang Bubai sat on the stove with a bowl in his hands, and his cheeks.

"Two-thirds..." Tang Wule suddenly broke into a bright smile: "I gave half of it as a birthday gift."

"The other half... was eaten by me!" Later he hid from Tang Wuxun for a whole month.Still brothers!I actually saw him beat up once!

At this time, Young Master Tang San completely forgot—not only did he ruin his eldest brother’s birthday gift, but he even complained to his father that it was bad...

Dongfang Invincible listened to 'poof! ’ A laugh: "It really seems like something you would do."

Tang Wule didn't care that he laughed at himself, and raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What about you when you were young?"

"Me?" Dongfang Bubai's expression froze suddenly, he put down the bowl and said in a lonely voice, "I don't have an older brother."

"There are no parents either..."

He has been bullied since he was a child, unlike this dude who was raised by his family as an eyeball.

The little beauty became sad, and the cat's eyes filled with water, she looked pitiful, and it made Master Wule's heart melt when he saw it.

He took two steps forward and hugged Dongfang Bubai into his arms: "Baby, don't cry, don't cry~ It's good that the young master loves you."

Dongfang Bubai buried his face in Tang Wule's arms expressionlessly, grasped the fabric on his shoulders with his fingers, and did not speak.

This appearance was so pitiful that Tang Wule couldn't help leaning over to rub his cheek against his face.

……

Two people rubbing their temples together in a messy kitchen.Outside the house, Yuan Zhi looked at it expressionlessly, like a beautiful stone statue...