Stupid, you can draw!
Chapter 36
The battle between Da'er Xiaolan and Er'er Xuan'er finally ended with the former becoming a bald tree again, and the latter having his beard and head hair shaved off.
And Ma Liao, the worried old father who wanted to stop them from fighting, was not much better - he had more than a dozen scratches from a lame tiger on his hand, and a line from Xiaolan's shot on his face. The wound cut by the small energy leaf, if he hadn't reacted quickly and hid it in time, the strand of hair on his forehead might have been shaved off and thrown to the whole universe as a shame.
So, Papa Ma was outraged.
He held the skin of the back of the neck of the lame tiger cub in one hand, and the main trunk of the tree branch Xiaolan in the other, and began the "love" exhortation and education of the head of the family.
He shook Xiaoer's skin first: "What's the matter with you? Why are you so rebellious and irritable? You fought with your brother as soon as you came out? You started the matter first, and you have to apologize to your brother."
The little tiger sneered very anthropomorphically, rolled his eyes, and kicked his four calves, refusing to apologize with his behavioral strength.
Ma Liao: "...Oh, after I go back, there will be no more dried fish and all kinds of delicious energy meat. Without energy and food, you will not grow up. Just keep limping like this, anyway. There are quite a lot of tigers with legs, but they may not live long."
Hearing this, Xuan Er instantly widened his ruby eyes, "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??"
How dare you not give me food! !Do you know who Lao Tzu is?Do you dare not give me dried fish and energy meat? !Do you know that if the earth is not out of the protection period, I can destroy your entire earth with a single energy ball? You dare not give me fish and meat! !
Ma Liao didn't listen to the roar of the lame little tiger and shook it up and down, left and right, and then lifted it to his eyes: "Apologize?"
"Aww!!" Xuan Eryi slapped his paw.
Ma Liao shook it up and down, left and right again: "Do you eat dried fish and meat?"
Xuan Er was furious and wanted to stretch out his claws, but Ma Liao's eyes suddenly turned a little cold: "I'll ask you one last time, do you apologize for eating meat and dried fish?"
Xuan Xiao was very surprised to feel some kind of threat from those eyes.With his beast-like intuition, he can be sure that if he stretches out his claws again this time, this human will never accommodate him again but will just give up on him.
Xuan Xiao was not angry, he just narrowed his eyes.
Although he really wanted to destroy his current small and ugly shell, the human being in front of him still had some mysteries and points of interest that he wanted to figure out.At least in the entire universe, there is no living body that has the ability to summon him and Landon Dahl like this human being, so if he wants to solve the puzzle, he really can't fight against this human being.
Moreover, Xuan Xiao thought of a very important point, how to say that the next city is the city of the soul of the conscious life.He also wanted to see if this human named Ma Liao could draw Longyuan, the most noble and proud dragon in the universe. He couldn't lose his shell and identity until he saw Longyuan slap himself in the face!
So Xuan Xiao made a note of this in his heart and didn't resist any more.The expression in Xuan Er was that he bared his teeth in dissatisfaction, but in the end he retracted his claws obediently, and turned his bald little head aside.
This means that I will stop making trouble, but I will not apologize even if I die.
Ma Liao saw Xuan Er's slightly conceited and turned his head with an arrogant look on his face, but he didn't push this guy any more.After all, there is a soul similar to the most powerful general in the universe in his body, so it may be a bit difficult for him to bow his head.
However, Ma Liao did not act as a muddleheaded parent who let things go by with mud. He directly slipped Xuan Erti in front of Xiaolan, then shook it and said to Xiaolan: "Xiaolan, don't be angry with my brother. Xiaolan Second, I apologize to you."
Landon Dahl on Conscious Link: "…poof."
How many years has he really seen Xuan Xiao look so aggrieved, cowardly and inexplicably pitiful?After Langdon Dahl took a screenshot and recorded the screen, he shook Xiaolan's tree branch, as if to express that he didn't mind the sudden attack of the little dick.
Moreover, Xiaolan moved his branch in a rare way, and patted Ma Liao's hand lightly.
Ma Liao was immediately moved by his well-behaved eldest son: "Xiao Lan! You are indeed a great elder son of father!! If the second son can be as worry-free as you!!"
Landon Dahl: "…" I shouldn't have taken those extra shots.
Then Xuan Xiao, who was watching by the side, started kicking his four legs and wagging his tail, laughing gloatingly.So what if I apologize?After all, aren't we both the same as someone else's son?And you, the tree branch, have been a son for a few days longer than me hahahaha, everyone is a son, who is more ashamed than the other?
Anyway, as long as he doesn't lose his horse in the end, none of these things were done by him, Xuan Xiao.
Xiao Lan looked at Xuan Er who was kicking his legs with a smile, and another small leaf flew out of his flower pot, and cut off another hair on Xuan Er's head.
Xuan Er: "Oh?!"
Ma Liao: "..."
Being a father is really tiring, I want to be a self-reproducing mushroom! !
The second melee ended prematurely after Ma Liao quickly shrunk Xiaolan into his pocket, then licked the cat vigorously, oh no, licked the tiger and stuffed the small dried fish into the tiger's mouth.
And Xuan Er still looked disgusted and contemptuous when he ate the small dried fish of the relatively advanced pirate cat tribe orc.
At this time, the barrage finally no longer looks like the real master?The same crazy scolding and fighting started, and the orc civilization and plant civilization began to brush up the relevant knowledge points of [How to raise a golden and precious giant tiger cub] [How to configure the most advanced life gem tree nutrient solution] on the barrage up.
Although Ma Liao couldn't see these bullet screens, it didn't matter!He has completed the task of clearing the second level and will be able to return to Earth soon. These necessary knowledge can be shown to the humans on Earth, and then the human recorders can pass them on to Ma Liao.
As a result, the audience on the earth was attacked several times by the orc civilization and the plant civilization, and even the mechanical civilization also contributed its own strength because it was a fanatic fan of Landon Dahl's paladin.
Then Huaguo officials were called by the upper echelons of major countries in the world many times. In the end, Minister Tu promised to the supreme leader that he would let Ma Liao read all the materials verbatim. count the past.
At this time, Ma Liao had already carried the tiger with his back to the tree, and led Wang Xiaohu and Jin Cancan Zhang Meng back to the main street of Animal City.
At this time, the orcs in Animal City had already reacted from the huge beast roar just now. They were finally no longer intimidated by that kind of coercion, but they still looked at the direction of South Beach with lingering fear, as if expecting and fearing that bit appears.
Then, they saw Xuan Er, an ugly and inexplicably cute lame tiger cub in Ma Liao's arms.
The orcs glanced at it casually and left their sight. Although this ugly and cute little tiger cub seemed a bit attractive, the most important thing was the adult who had just arrived!
However, that little tiger cub also has red eyes?It's similar to General Xuan Xiao.
Well, it doesn't matter if you take another look, it's quite cute.
So the orcs glanced at Xuan Er and looked back again and again from a distance, while the Swift orc at the Bird's Nest House stared at Xuan Er for a long time, and finally said: "...this little tiger is also Did you draw it?"
The Swift orc's eyes were full of disbelief.
Ma Liao nodded.
"Did you draw it based on General Xuan Xiao's body?"
Ma Liao nodded again.
The Swift orc fell silent.
When Ma Liao was about to enter the room with Xuan Er in his arms, the Swift orc's eyes were as bright as light bulbs, and he howled directly: "You let me touch it and hug it, and I'll pay the room fee behind." And you are free of damages to the house! Is it a deal? Is it a deal?!"
Ma Liao paused, turned around in the next second, and handed over Xuan Er who was eating dried fish.
"make a deal!"
Xuan Xiao with a small dried fish in his mouth: "???"
And Ma Liao watched the Swift orc holding Xuan Er as if he was treating some peerless treasure, stroking Xuan Er's fur, claws and dried meat, slowly touched his chin, and blinked.
One minute later, Ma Liao swallowed the healing pill and began to draw.
He stretched out his fingers and drew a very simple, not luxurious high platform shelf in the air, and drew a board with writing on it next to the clip.When the simple high platform shelf appeared, Ma Liao ruthlessly snatched Xuan Er from Da Da Feifei's hand and put it on the high platform, and then started today's god operation.
The sign said--
[General Xuan Xiao is the only high imitation full-real giant tiger cub in the entire universe, [-] energy coins for paw touching, [-] energy coins for touching head and chin, [-] energy coins for hugging a group photo, if anyone can provide a way to deal with the life of the conscious body Or related points, you can rub your whole body. 】
[Fuck! !Is it still possible to do this? ! 】
[Damn it, kneel down! ! 】
[Brother Xiao Ma's operations never let me down, hahahaha my mother, I think there is hope for the City of Souls! ! 】
Animal Civilization: [Ah, ah, cunning humans! !But, I really want to touch my head, my paws, and my whole body! 】
Xuan Xiao who still couldn't help watching the live broadcast: "..."
I!knock!Ni!Ma!
The author has something to say: Ma Liao: I have no choice but to sell it.Hey, Er'er will definitely understand me.
Xiaolan who had the leaves pulled: ...
Xuan Xiao, who was betrayed: ...
And Ma Liao, the worried old father who wanted to stop them from fighting, was not much better - he had more than a dozen scratches from a lame tiger on his hand, and a line from Xiaolan's shot on his face. The wound cut by the small energy leaf, if he hadn't reacted quickly and hid it in time, the strand of hair on his forehead might have been shaved off and thrown to the whole universe as a shame.
So, Papa Ma was outraged.
He held the skin of the back of the neck of the lame tiger cub in one hand, and the main trunk of the tree branch Xiaolan in the other, and began the "love" exhortation and education of the head of the family.
He shook Xiaoer's skin first: "What's the matter with you? Why are you so rebellious and irritable? You fought with your brother as soon as you came out? You started the matter first, and you have to apologize to your brother."
The little tiger sneered very anthropomorphically, rolled his eyes, and kicked his four calves, refusing to apologize with his behavioral strength.
Ma Liao: "...Oh, after I go back, there will be no more dried fish and all kinds of delicious energy meat. Without energy and food, you will not grow up. Just keep limping like this, anyway. There are quite a lot of tigers with legs, but they may not live long."
Hearing this, Xuan Er instantly widened his ruby eyes, "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??"
How dare you not give me food! !Do you know who Lao Tzu is?Do you dare not give me dried fish and energy meat? !Do you know that if the earth is not out of the protection period, I can destroy your entire earth with a single energy ball? You dare not give me fish and meat! !
Ma Liao didn't listen to the roar of the lame little tiger and shook it up and down, left and right, and then lifted it to his eyes: "Apologize?"
"Aww!!" Xuan Eryi slapped his paw.
Ma Liao shook it up and down, left and right again: "Do you eat dried fish and meat?"
Xuan Er was furious and wanted to stretch out his claws, but Ma Liao's eyes suddenly turned a little cold: "I'll ask you one last time, do you apologize for eating meat and dried fish?"
Xuan Xiao was very surprised to feel some kind of threat from those eyes.With his beast-like intuition, he can be sure that if he stretches out his claws again this time, this human will never accommodate him again but will just give up on him.
Xuan Xiao was not angry, he just narrowed his eyes.
Although he really wanted to destroy his current small and ugly shell, the human being in front of him still had some mysteries and points of interest that he wanted to figure out.At least in the entire universe, there is no living body that has the ability to summon him and Landon Dahl like this human being, so if he wants to solve the puzzle, he really can't fight against this human being.
Moreover, Xuan Xiao thought of a very important point, how to say that the next city is the city of the soul of the conscious life.He also wanted to see if this human named Ma Liao could draw Longyuan, the most noble and proud dragon in the universe. He couldn't lose his shell and identity until he saw Longyuan slap himself in the face!
So Xuan Xiao made a note of this in his heart and didn't resist any more.The expression in Xuan Er was that he bared his teeth in dissatisfaction, but in the end he retracted his claws obediently, and turned his bald little head aside.
This means that I will stop making trouble, but I will not apologize even if I die.
Ma Liao saw Xuan Er's slightly conceited and turned his head with an arrogant look on his face, but he didn't push this guy any more.After all, there is a soul similar to the most powerful general in the universe in his body, so it may be a bit difficult for him to bow his head.
However, Ma Liao did not act as a muddleheaded parent who let things go by with mud. He directly slipped Xuan Erti in front of Xiaolan, then shook it and said to Xiaolan: "Xiaolan, don't be angry with my brother. Xiaolan Second, I apologize to you."
Landon Dahl on Conscious Link: "…poof."
How many years has he really seen Xuan Xiao look so aggrieved, cowardly and inexplicably pitiful?After Langdon Dahl took a screenshot and recorded the screen, he shook Xiaolan's tree branch, as if to express that he didn't mind the sudden attack of the little dick.
Moreover, Xiaolan moved his branch in a rare way, and patted Ma Liao's hand lightly.
Ma Liao was immediately moved by his well-behaved eldest son: "Xiao Lan! You are indeed a great elder son of father!! If the second son can be as worry-free as you!!"
Landon Dahl: "…" I shouldn't have taken those extra shots.
Then Xuan Xiao, who was watching by the side, started kicking his four legs and wagging his tail, laughing gloatingly.So what if I apologize?After all, aren't we both the same as someone else's son?And you, the tree branch, have been a son for a few days longer than me hahahaha, everyone is a son, who is more ashamed than the other?
Anyway, as long as he doesn't lose his horse in the end, none of these things were done by him, Xuan Xiao.
Xiao Lan looked at Xuan Er who was kicking his legs with a smile, and another small leaf flew out of his flower pot, and cut off another hair on Xuan Er's head.
Xuan Er: "Oh?!"
Ma Liao: "..."
Being a father is really tiring, I want to be a self-reproducing mushroom! !
The second melee ended prematurely after Ma Liao quickly shrunk Xiaolan into his pocket, then licked the cat vigorously, oh no, licked the tiger and stuffed the small dried fish into the tiger's mouth.
And Xuan Er still looked disgusted and contemptuous when he ate the small dried fish of the relatively advanced pirate cat tribe orc.
At this time, the barrage finally no longer looks like the real master?The same crazy scolding and fighting started, and the orc civilization and plant civilization began to brush up the relevant knowledge points of [How to raise a golden and precious giant tiger cub] [How to configure the most advanced life gem tree nutrient solution] on the barrage up.
Although Ma Liao couldn't see these bullet screens, it didn't matter!He has completed the task of clearing the second level and will be able to return to Earth soon. These necessary knowledge can be shown to the humans on Earth, and then the human recorders can pass them on to Ma Liao.
As a result, the audience on the earth was attacked several times by the orc civilization and the plant civilization, and even the mechanical civilization also contributed its own strength because it was a fanatic fan of Landon Dahl's paladin.
Then Huaguo officials were called by the upper echelons of major countries in the world many times. In the end, Minister Tu promised to the supreme leader that he would let Ma Liao read all the materials verbatim. count the past.
At this time, Ma Liao had already carried the tiger with his back to the tree, and led Wang Xiaohu and Jin Cancan Zhang Meng back to the main street of Animal City.
At this time, the orcs in Animal City had already reacted from the huge beast roar just now. They were finally no longer intimidated by that kind of coercion, but they still looked at the direction of South Beach with lingering fear, as if expecting and fearing that bit appears.
Then, they saw Xuan Er, an ugly and inexplicably cute lame tiger cub in Ma Liao's arms.
The orcs glanced at it casually and left their sight. Although this ugly and cute little tiger cub seemed a bit attractive, the most important thing was the adult who had just arrived!
However, that little tiger cub also has red eyes?It's similar to General Xuan Xiao.
Well, it doesn't matter if you take another look, it's quite cute.
So the orcs glanced at Xuan Er and looked back again and again from a distance, while the Swift orc at the Bird's Nest House stared at Xuan Er for a long time, and finally said: "...this little tiger is also Did you draw it?"
The Swift orc's eyes were full of disbelief.
Ma Liao nodded.
"Did you draw it based on General Xuan Xiao's body?"
Ma Liao nodded again.
The Swift orc fell silent.
When Ma Liao was about to enter the room with Xuan Er in his arms, the Swift orc's eyes were as bright as light bulbs, and he howled directly: "You let me touch it and hug it, and I'll pay the room fee behind." And you are free of damages to the house! Is it a deal? Is it a deal?!"
Ma Liao paused, turned around in the next second, and handed over Xuan Er who was eating dried fish.
"make a deal!"
Xuan Xiao with a small dried fish in his mouth: "???"
And Ma Liao watched the Swift orc holding Xuan Er as if he was treating some peerless treasure, stroking Xuan Er's fur, claws and dried meat, slowly touched his chin, and blinked.
One minute later, Ma Liao swallowed the healing pill and began to draw.
He stretched out his fingers and drew a very simple, not luxurious high platform shelf in the air, and drew a board with writing on it next to the clip.When the simple high platform shelf appeared, Ma Liao ruthlessly snatched Xuan Er from Da Da Feifei's hand and put it on the high platform, and then started today's god operation.
The sign said--
[General Xuan Xiao is the only high imitation full-real giant tiger cub in the entire universe, [-] energy coins for paw touching, [-] energy coins for touching head and chin, [-] energy coins for hugging a group photo, if anyone can provide a way to deal with the life of the conscious body Or related points, you can rub your whole body. 】
[Fuck! !Is it still possible to do this? ! 】
[Damn it, kneel down! ! 】
[Brother Xiao Ma's operations never let me down, hahahaha my mother, I think there is hope for the City of Souls! ! 】
Animal Civilization: [Ah, ah, cunning humans! !But, I really want to touch my head, my paws, and my whole body! 】
Xuan Xiao who still couldn't help watching the live broadcast: "..."
I!knock!Ni!Ma!
The author has something to say: Ma Liao: I have no choice but to sell it.Hey, Er'er will definitely understand me.
Xiaolan who had the leaves pulled: ...
Xuan Xiao, who was betrayed: ...
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