Stupid, you can draw!

On June [-], the second year of the Earth Universe Calendar, two months have passed since the end of the Game of the Brave and Ma Liao's cosmic crowning.

The fifth elementary school has established a firm foothold as a school bully and a school bully in the cub academy on the sea. The five bands are 95. They learn (fight) every day and are getting better and better. They are getting healthier (beaten) and lively.

After solving the biggest problem of raising cubs, Brother Ma finally lived the life of salted fish and mushrooms he dreamed of.Except for the occasional need to deal with things that need his help on the earth, and to meet and chat with friends on the earth and interstellar, he faces the sea every day, and the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming.

He lay on the recliner and watched the sunset, thinking that the rest of his life would definitely be a good one.

However, compared with Ma Mushroom, who has become more and more comfortable in the past two months, Consul Long has become more and more indifferent to work recently.

It's not that he's too stressed at work, after all, work has never caused him stress.The most difficult thing to do is just to think about it for a few minutes.

But the problem of the sweetheart is not something that can be solved in just a few minutes——

He has been thinking about it for almost two months.

Consul Long was thinking about how he should enter the house openly and naturally.Most importantly, how quickly he will get on the bed of mushrooms.

As far as he knew, Xuan Xiao and Langdon Dahl were about to finish the work and important matters they had piled up for nearly a year, and it was estimated that they would come to his personal secretary at any time in one or two months and try to abduct him. mushroom.

Even if he had justly told those two guys that Ma Liao had become his personal secret at the very first moment when he started working, and could even develop into the status of the eldest princess soon.Xuan Xiao and Landon Dahl didn't care at all about what he said.

Xuan Xiao laughed at the time: "I knew that you must personally arrange for Wang Zhan to have no good intentions! It turns out that you have already taken a fancy to my favorite brother! Tsk tsk, or you are insidious and cunning?"

But soon a smug smile appeared on his face: "But it doesn't matter, there are many warriors in our Starfleet who are married and have wives and children lovers! Let me travel the interstellar and fight monsters together!"

"What's so good about being your personal secret? My god, such a boring work and life, I believe that no matter how many mushrooms Xiao Ma would want to do that job, why not explore the universe with me and discover New planets and life! Every life will be curious, San’er, don’t worry, our fleet also has a few days of vacation every month. You won’t be alone in an empty room.”

"but……"

When Xuan Xiao said this, a meaningful expression suddenly appeared on his wild and handsome face: "Seeing how nervous you are, you probably haven't confirmed your relationship with Xiaoma yet, right?"

"Hahahahaha, that would be great, what kind of love is it! Isn't it good to be a single king? Don't worry, when I finish dealing with my affairs, I'll go chat and fight with pony! ! Then take him to the whole universe wave!"

Consul Long looked at the expression of the red-haired man who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and immediately thought of dozens of heavy tasks that must be done by the tiger in his mind.

"Ha ha."

In the next six months, if you have time to find me Mushroom, I will take your last name.

Compared with Xuan Xiao's unabashed gloating and desire to make trouble, Langdon Dahl's side is quite gentle.

"Ah... I felt that you had this idea before. Sure enough..."

"However, Xiao Ma is a very good person, and he is indeed worthy of others' hearts."

Long Yuan's heart skipped a beat when he heard this. Just as he was thinking about something, he heard Langdon Dahl say, "It stands to reason that I've known you longer, so I should be on your side."

"However, I still feel that I am more compatible with the pony attributes, so I will be his half big brother."

Long Yuan: "???"

Big brother is big brother, what the hell is half a big brother?

Landon Dahl is very serious: "The main reason is that the race is different. But half of the eldest brother is also a brother. According to the earth, I am his natal family."

The perfect man with blond hair and blue eyes smiled: "Earth Huaguo has such a description, my younger brother is a juicy cabbage, and the one who wants to marry a younger brother is a pig spirit who wants to make cabbage."

"After all, I am also the king of the plant family. My own water spirit cabbage can't be easily overwhelmed by pig essence."

Langdon Dahl even looked at Longyuan a little critically: "I used to think that you are full of advantages."

"But it's strange. Looking at you now, why do I feel that you are full of flaws?"

Long Yuan: "..."

"I'm about to finish what I'm doing, and I've talked to Xiao Ma. After a while, I'll pick him up to Plant Life Planet, and let him experience the peace and happiness of being a real plant."

Long Yuan: "...but he is already my personal secretary."

Langdon Dahl: "It's work, you can always ask for leave. Anyway, my side is also my mother's family."

Long Yuan: "..."

Consul Long showed a peaceful smirk, and decided to also double the work for this former good brother.

Therefore, for the current Dragon Consul, he must hit a home run and eat mushrooms before Xuan Xiao and Landon Dahl come to Earth to abduct his sweetheart before he can feel at ease.

But here comes the problem——

Long Yuan raised his head and glanced at Ma Liao, who was about to be spread like a salted fish on the beach chair next to him.

Obviously the two of them have expressed their hearts to each other, and even Ma Liao wears his dragon scale next to his chest every day, but I don’t know if it’s because of the leisurely life, this mushroom has now completely become an “inert.” Objects", not to mention the enthusiasm for dating, Prince Long felt that this mushroom was about to be at peace.

This state made the dragon a little numb.

So, how to stimulate this inert mushroom and peaceful salted fish, so that he can ignite the spark of love?

Long Yuan has been thinking about this question for almost two months.

The terrible thing is that he hasn't found a good way yet.

As a result, for the first time in his life, the almost omnipotent Consul Long did something unrelated to work during working hours-he glanced around to make sure that there was no other life to peek at, and finally opened the question-and-answer section of the star network.

Then, Long·has 99 treasure houses·has hundreds of mining stars Yuan, spent a lot of money to buy the highest anonymous account, and also spent a lot of money to open a reward for answering questions.

[Mine star S in hand: How to make a lover who is not active become active?Reward answerers can get [-] million energy coins as a thank you gold. 】

Because His Royal Highness the Dragon has never been to this kind of Star Network area where there are boring netizens everywhere and watching the excitement is not a big deal, so his one post directly detonated the Star Network question and answer area, and even posted it on the universe hot search headlines. .

However, Consul Long didn't notice this.He was just waiting for an answer.

[Tony Stark from RDJ's house: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!Is it my eyes? [-] million rewards for answering questions? !This is the question with the highest bounty in the past century! 】

[Zizi: Every day, every day, I'm sore, this is really a person who lives up to his name, if he is a tall, rich and handsome man with a mine star in his hand.acid.And I thought what kind of difficult problem to solve, but when I saw the problem, I was even more sour!Why do I not have such a tall, rich and handsome lover! ! ! 】

[Liu Luo Zhou Xing w: Don't get excited upstairs, who said that if you have a mine star in your hand, you must be rich and handsome?Maybe an ugly old guy with only money?Otherwise, if it is really "tall, rich and handsome", how could the lover not take the initiative? 】

[TSLV: That's not necessarily the case, what if the races are different and the aliens are too different? 】

【Sasha: The host posted a photo, or described the question in detail before we can answer it! 】

[Chang Le: Plus one, you must know that external conditions are very important. The beings in our universe are all good beings who honestly look at their faces and strengths! 】

Consul Longyuan watched the answer on the reward post, but found that everyone was asking about his specific identity and appearance and did not give a direct answer.Consul Long felt that these netizens were a little lost on the point, but considering brainstorming and the strength of a large number of people, he gave a serious reply.

[Mine star S in hand: high-level life race, perfect-level certification of professional appearance rating, high-level strength and above, no top relatives, only child, wealth treasure house, and mine stars.Under such conditions, how to make lovers become enthusiastic and active? 】

As soon as the landlord's answer came out, the netizens who were discussing enthusiastically left their screens blank for nearly half a minute.

Half a minute later, there was an explosive answer frantically refreshed.

[Gong Wei: I'm fucking! !I just went to order the qualification card of this anonymous landlord!I don't have a specific verification method except for "extreme relative" and "only child". His "race", "appearance" and "strength" are all certified! 】

[fei: ... I also read the certification.In other words, the host is really a cosmic rich and handsome man who is "rich, handsome, powerful, and noble".So here comes the question, and I'm also confused, why doesn't his lover be enthusiastic and proactive towards him? ! 】

[Demeter: Facing such a cosmic rich and handsome man, not active in love... Is your partner frigid?Or is there something wrong with your brain? 】

Long Yuan: "..."

[Forum prompt: Demeter has been banned. 】

[Ore star S in hand: don't attack personally.He is very good in all aspects, but his personality is a bit easy-going and lazy. 】

[Just: Well, it can be seen that the landlord loves her deeply.So, how about swiping gifts?Generally, regardless of gender and race, you will be happy when you receive a gift, right? 】

[Spicy Sukiyaki: I will answer this question! !I'm going to set a reward of [-] million!If the subject's personality is not proactive, then let's be more proactive!Find a great scenic spot, prepare a candlelight dinner, prepare top delicacies, and then! ! 】

[Nemo: Then propose?This method is very old-fashioned, okay?And it doesn't necessarily work either. 】

[Spicy Sukiyaki: Wrong!Then it's the point!Then I recommend you to go to Xingwang to buy this #八层纯natural花香爱香豆#!Only 100!Take home top experience!Even if it is [-]% pure naturalness} indifferent, as long as you have it, icebergs become spring water, strong women become, uh,]

[Forum reminder: Spicy sukiyaki has been banned from commenting, please don't kill yourself. 】

[Still trying to update: I am a friend of the spicy sukiyaki pot, and he strongly urged me to post it. The love fragrance is really useful, except that there is nothing wrong with it, the poster remembers to pay for it! ! ! 】

Long Yuan: "..."

Then, the painting style of the whole building started to go wrong.

A good question-and-answer post has turned into a promotion post for various love products.

[Landlord, what do you know about sexy lingerie?If your partner doesn't wear it, you can wear it! ! 】

[After the erotic lingerie is over, I recommend "Love Concentric Crystal"!As long as you wear the concentric crystal, even if the partner is a dumb, non-speaking stone family, you can judge whether he loves you or not according to the color of the crystal!Landlord remember to play money! 】

[Maybe it's because some things are not harmonious?Do you know about the special kidney protection pills made with oysters?Not expensive, only [-]! 】

……

Consul Long fell silent for a while looking at the various promotional products ranging from nourishing the kidney to nourishing the soul.

Then he closed the question-and-answer post with a deadpan face.

For the first time I doubted my IQ.

Why would he be so stupid and ask questions on starnet?

Consul Long felt depressed.

The personal secret who was swiping his phone next to Xianyu suddenly looked over: "What kind of cosmic disaster happened? You sighed?"

Long Yuan looked at Ma Liao's suspicious but dark eyes, his ears were slightly red, and his face remained unchanged: "It's nothing. I just found a fool."

Ma Liao stared at Long Yuan's ears, blinked, and put away the mobile phone in his hand: "Don't worry about those idiots, you have to know, who doesn't have a few bald employees~ I'll draw it for you. Cup of energy honey water~"

Feeling Ma Liao's gaze on him, Long Yuan was inexplicably guilty and dared not raise his eyes to meet his gaze, so he nodded: "Okay."

Then, he soon received a glass of energy-filled, sweet honey water.

This is probably the secretarial work that Ma Liao, the personal secretary, must do every day.

The consul expressed his satisfaction.

It would be nice, though, to be more attentive and personal.

Then, while Longyuan was drinking water, Ma Liao turned on his mobile phone and said: "There is a trending post on Xingwang, a guy even offered a reward of [-] million energy coins, asking how to get his lover to take the initiative hahaha!"

Long Yuan almost spit out a mouthful of water, but finally swallowed it firmly, only coughed twice.

"Oh. Don't look at those boring hot searches... Fifth Elementary School and the others are about to leave school, you go pick them up."

Ma Liao glanced at Long Yuan, who was choking on water and his neck was also red, and finally nodded: "Oh. Okay."

Ma Liao hooked the corner of his mouth to pick up the baby.

Leaving Consul Long in place to reply that he almost didn't pass the mood.

When Ma Liao's figure was out of sight, Consul Long quickly turned on the star network of his mobile phone, looked at the tenth most searched topic #[-]万让恋爱情收起#, gritted his teeth and smashed [-] million, and quickly withdrew. Drop trending searches.

After all the hot searches disappeared, Long Yuan seemed to have experienced the torture of his soul, and opened the Xingwang Universe shopping website like a ghost.

Then, he searched for "eighth grade pure natural floral love fragrance", "love concentric crystal" and "sexy lingerie".

The moment after reading the introduction, the innocent Dragon Palace shut down the shopping network red-faced.

I ruthlessly commented in my heart: obscene!

That night, when Long Yuan returned to the seaside villa, he found that Wu Xiao was not at home.

The living room is dimly lit, only the beautiful starlight candles are lit on the long table in the dining room.In addition to those starlight candles, there is also a table of top-level delicacies that look quite delicious. Sitting on one side of the long table is Ma Liao, who is looking at him with a smile on his chin. The warm yellow light is reflected on his face. , Let the dragon's heart beat.

This scene feels... a little familiar, and a little warming.

Ma Liao smiled: "Today the fifth child is going to live with grandpa and great-grandpa. We two have a good meal?"

The Dragon Consul did not have any objections.

And after eating a meal that made Shenlong's heart beat, Longyuan heard Ma Liao say again:

"I ordered a few cosmic teleportation couriers today. I have a gift for you. Let's unpack them together later."

Long Yuan: "...OK."

So, Long Yuan waited in the house for a horse mushroom covered in steam.

There are also the "eighth-order pure natural floral love fragrance", "love concentric crystal" and "sexy underwear" that have been disassembled.

Long Yuan: "..."

Ma Liao looked at His Royal Highness, whose face suddenly turned red and showed an expression of embarrassment that he had never seen before, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter any longer and collapsed on the bed.

"Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! How to make lovers enthusiastic and proactive!"

Ma Liao propped his chin with one hand on the bed and looked at Long Yuan with a smile in his eyes: "I bought all these things, are you active enough?"

Long · Angry from embarrassment · blood boiling · Yuan: "Enough."

Then, the mushrooms were pressed on the bed by the dragon and stewed all night.

Deliciously tempting and perfectly cooked.

Early the next morning, the question-and-answer area of ​​Xingwang exploded with hot posts——

[Spicy Sukiyaki Hot Pot: I'm fucked!That @Mine Star S boss in his hand, he really gave me money ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !Sure enough, the enthusiasm and initiative still depends on #八级纯natural花香爱香香#! 】

[... My sexy underwear was also paid for. 】

【And my love concentric crystal. 】

All netizens who seriously regulate and participate in the Q&A: [Fuck! 】

We seriously answer that it is not as good as these xxoo yellow props!It turns out that you are such a landlord! !

Dirty! !

The author has something to say: Mushroom lsp Ma: Earthlings, this kind of thing is seen a lot~ who hasn't got a porn movie yet!

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