Stupid, you can draw!
Chapter 18
The overwhelming rainbow compliments and rewards caused by the three special barrages lasted for 5 minutes.
Because the scene was so shocking that the earth audience watching the live broadcast were stunned and dared not speak.Even if they are full of questions and gossip, it is rare to have self-knowledge, and they cannot participate in this discussion at present.
We had to wait for the rewards and compliments that filled the screen to pass before a viewer from Earth asked in a weak tone:
【Well, what happened just now?Why are all alien friends so excited? 】
Most of the alien friends ignored this message, but the more kind-hearted and upright viewers of plant civilization and mechanical civilization did some popular science.
[The appearance of the three top battle kings in the United Universe civilization together, isn't that enough to excite us? 】
[I don’t know what kind of shit luck you brave men of this earth have, to be seen by three kings at the same time, and to praise him. 】
[Let's put it this way, if he can survive to the last level or a year later, then with these three praises alone, he can directly enter the highest guard of the civilization where the three kings belong.That is a great honor! ! 】
[It is the guard army that all life in the universe civilization wants to join! 】
The people on Earth finally understand why the barrage is so excited and crazy all of a sudden. This is probably equivalent to the leap from a preparatory servant who is trying to redeem his own contract to suddenly becoming the emperor's personal guard.
It's really exciting.but...
【Cough, but I think with Brother Ma's frustration, he might be willing to go home and grow sweet potatoes...】
Alien audience: […]
They wanted to refute this barrage, but after thinking about it with their smart brains, what happened that they couldn't refute it? !
Alien audience: [There is no way in this universe that there are such unambitious people! 】
Then, Ma Liao, who killed Lianka in a critical attack, proved with his actual actions that he had no ambitions.
"Big brother! How are you doing, big brother? Oh my god, the bleeding from your back hasn't stopped yet, my god, my god! Where is the hemostatic medicine, what should I do!"
Wang Xiaohu walked around in a hurry next to Ma Liao, fearing that his elder brother who had just completed the task handsomely would die of such a serious injury.
As a result, Ma Liao was lying on the ground, looking at the sky with dull eyes, and suddenly grinned.
"The system just reminded me that I have received a huge amount of rewards from audiences of various civilizations, and at least 8000 million Huaxia coins have been credited."
"Everyone must be fascinated by my heroic appearance just now."
Then Ma Liao sighed: "It's too miserable. If you don't enter the game, you have to keep going until you pass the level. With such a large sum of money, I can buy a seaside manor and lie down until I die."
Wang Xiaohu: "???"
"Brother, you are still bleeding, don't think about the seaside manor, first think about how to stop the bleeding and treat it!"
Ma Liao continued to mourn: "It's too tiring to beat the robot to pass the level. If I don't have two old things to raise, I really want to commit suicide now and be a mushroom in my next life."
Wang Xiaohu turned around in a circle next to Ma Liao, impotent and furious.
And the audience on Earth looked at Ma Liao, who had changed from being overwhelmed to being devastated in a second, and his expression at this time was indescribable.
[So, there are still such people with no ambitions in the universe. 】
[So, there are still such people with no ambitions in the universe. 】
【No, no ambition, just going home to grow sweet potatoes... He doesn't even want to grow sweet potatoes, he wants to be a mushroom. 】
[Not to mention anything else, I think the upper echelon of Huaguo should hurry up and take Xiao Ma's father and grandfather away and protect them. What if they cough... Will Xiao Ma really...cough . 】
At this moment, the barrage was filled with shocked exclamation points and wordless ellipses from the earthlings.
Then, Minister Tu immediately received an order from his superiors to replace the bodyguards sent to Ma's house with the top special forces, and he had to send two more.
Although that kid Ma Liao might just be complaining in frustration every day, but what if he has a strange brain circuit and really doesn't want to commit suicide to become a mushroom? !
Minister Tu's expression was so stinky.
"This kid still needs to receive patriotic education and psychological counseling when he comes back!! How could he want to be a mushroom!!! A mushroom!!!"
At this time, the mourned Ma Liao finally shouted to Wang Xiaohu to shut up.
Then he stretched out his index finger tremblingly and grinning, and drew in the air a bottle almost the size of an insecticide. When everyone was at a loss as to what he wanted to draw, he On the bottle of this insecticide, there are four big characters written directly - Yunnan panacea.
Then let Wang Xiaohu reach out and catch it.
After Wang Xiaohu caught the big bottle of Yunnan elixir from the air, his face was full of indescribable expressions: "Brother, Yunnan elixir doesn't come in such a big bottle, they usually use palm-sized small red bottles and small white bottles to cooperate with each other." Use it."
Ma Liao rolled his eyes: "I said yes. Stop the bleeding, and I'll draw a big bandage." Then Ma Liao drew a bandage that looked like a huge thousand-layer roll.
At this time, the barrage frenziedly posted the excited message of Yunnan panacea:
[Our Yunnan Panacea will specially launch the brave Ma Liao version of the large special-effect mixed spray!Brother Xiao Ma said there must be! ! 】
[Thank you, brother Ma, for your recognition of Yunnan panacea!We will continue to work hard towards the well-known pharmaceutical brands in the universe! ! 】
Earthling:【……】
You have learned from mechanical civilization, right? This advertisement is too slippery, right?
And many other well-known brands in Huaguo began to think about how to contact Brother Ma, Xu Yizhongli, and let him advertise their products intentionally or unintentionally during the adventure, even if his painting skills are really not good enough. Compliment, but come on, it works! ! !
Anyway, that bottle of insecticide-like Yunnan elixir spray was really effective in stopping the blood on Ma Liao's back, and then Ma Liao's back was wrapped into an ugly big rice dumpling by Wang Xiaohu, Then he instructed Wang Xiaohu to put him on the deck chair in the open-air garden, and An Sheng finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Wang Xiaohu is finally in the mood to tell Ma Liao about his joy of leveling up and fighting monsters!
"Big Brother, Big Brother! The game reminds me that I have upgraded!! I have upgraded! I have upgraded from level one to level two! All my attribute values have doubled! My current life is [-]/[-], strength [-], defense [-] , Speed [-], Attack [-], Spiritual Power [-]!! It feels so good to upgrade, I think I can even fight against F-rank mechanical criminals now!"
Hearing Wang Xiaohu's words, Ma Liao also checked his attributes and levels in his heart, and then he found that he seemed to be different from Wang Xiaohu.
His current attributes are as follows:
【Name: Ma Liao
Race: Earthlings, Chinese races
Current level: [-]
Six-dimensional attributes (the full value of the second level is [-], and the full value of life is [-]):
Life: [-]/[-] (recovering from injury)
Attack: [-]+[-] ([-]. Because the main force kills the D-level criminal Sickle Card in the Mechanical City, causing a deterrent effect, the attack against mechanical life is doubled within seven days. [-]. The attack power when breaking down the weak point attack is extra +[-].)
Defense: [-]
Strength: [-] (doubles in burst)
Speed: [-] (death dodge bonus)
Spirit power: [-]
Current evaluation: You are still weak enough to resist a slap from the people of the Dragon Empire, but you are a relatively powerful ant.And, please treat Xiaolan kindly. 】
Ma Liao raised his eyebrows slightly as he stared at the additional contents of attack, strength, and speed. This was not marked at the first level, and although Wang Xiaohu had also been promoted to the second level, there was no such mark in his statement. an additional bonus.
Therefore, this additional bonus mark should be an evaluation and reward that is closer to his real strength based on his performance when he killed the sickle card.Obviously, the main force and effective attack of a few people is the game's more advocated way to pass the level than a group of people beating and killing mechanical criminals with numbers.Otherwise, no additional rewards will be given.
If other brave men discovered this, they would probably be more proactive in breaking through levels and killing criminals in the future.But after Ma Liao figured this out, he continued to look up at the starry sky like a salted fish.He also put Xiaolan on his chest, as peaceful as a dead body.
what.
Killing a robot is already so troublesome and painful, why take the initiative to find something else.
Wouldn't it be nice to lie down?
Wang Xiaohu: "???" Why did the eldest brother suddenly lose his temper again?
But he is very excited now, let's exercise and do a few push-ups and squats!
As a result, the viewers of the live broadcast saw the completely different performances of the two young men, one dejected and the other healthy, in the garden on the top floor.
A barrage spoke out everyone's aspirations.
[If I hadn't seen Brother Ma kill Sika and kill me, I wouldn't have believed that that peaceful and dispirited corpse would be the brave man I just knelt down! 】
Hey, who isn't.
At this time, in the palace of a distant planet far away in the depths of the universe, a tall man dressed in military uniform, with fiery hair and full of wildness was patting the spar table in front of him and laughing: "Hahahaha!" Look at that guy’s lack of ambition! He is simply inferior to the snails in our country! Landon Dahl, you were actually drawn by him with a gem tree of life that has a soul-soul connection! Hahahaha, this is what I have seen Funniest joke ever!"
"He's still holding that dead tree branch! How do you feel, Langdon?"
Langdon Dahl looked at this gloating guy in a calm mood: "The universe is so big, there are all kinds of magical abilities. There is nothing wrong with it."
The tall man let out a laugh, and then said with a sneer: "If I were you, I would be ashamed and die. I will definitely smash that dead tree branch in the first second! I will never give anyone a chance to see it again."
Langdon Dahl raised his golden eyebrows and said nothing.
Then, the man sitting between the two of them with fingers crossed suddenly said, "I remember, the second level of the game of the brave is the city of wild beasts, right?"
The smile on Xuan Xiao's face stopped abruptly at this moment, and he sat up straight in an instant: "No, what do you mean?!"
The man slightly hooked his lips but did not answer him.
"Where did you talk? Go ahead."
"Ryongyeon!! Don't curse me!! I will bounce back, you know?!"
The author has something to say:
Alien Civilization: He must be super excited super excited!
Ma Liao: It's not that I don't have one, I want to be a mushroom.
just now:
Xuan Xiao: Hahaha Landon Dar is a fork of a dead tree!
Landon Dahl: ...
later:
Landon Dahl: How does it feel to be a lame tiger?
Xuan Xiao: Damn!
Because the scene was so shocking that the earth audience watching the live broadcast were stunned and dared not speak.Even if they are full of questions and gossip, it is rare to have self-knowledge, and they cannot participate in this discussion at present.
We had to wait for the rewards and compliments that filled the screen to pass before a viewer from Earth asked in a weak tone:
【Well, what happened just now?Why are all alien friends so excited? 】
Most of the alien friends ignored this message, but the more kind-hearted and upright viewers of plant civilization and mechanical civilization did some popular science.
[The appearance of the three top battle kings in the United Universe civilization together, isn't that enough to excite us? 】
[I don’t know what kind of shit luck you brave men of this earth have, to be seen by three kings at the same time, and to praise him. 】
[Let's put it this way, if he can survive to the last level or a year later, then with these three praises alone, he can directly enter the highest guard of the civilization where the three kings belong.That is a great honor! ! 】
[It is the guard army that all life in the universe civilization wants to join! 】
The people on Earth finally understand why the barrage is so excited and crazy all of a sudden. This is probably equivalent to the leap from a preparatory servant who is trying to redeem his own contract to suddenly becoming the emperor's personal guard.
It's really exciting.but...
【Cough, but I think with Brother Ma's frustration, he might be willing to go home and grow sweet potatoes...】
Alien audience: […]
They wanted to refute this barrage, but after thinking about it with their smart brains, what happened that they couldn't refute it? !
Alien audience: [There is no way in this universe that there are such unambitious people! 】
Then, Ma Liao, who killed Lianka in a critical attack, proved with his actual actions that he had no ambitions.
"Big brother! How are you doing, big brother? Oh my god, the bleeding from your back hasn't stopped yet, my god, my god! Where is the hemostatic medicine, what should I do!"
Wang Xiaohu walked around in a hurry next to Ma Liao, fearing that his elder brother who had just completed the task handsomely would die of such a serious injury.
As a result, Ma Liao was lying on the ground, looking at the sky with dull eyes, and suddenly grinned.
"The system just reminded me that I have received a huge amount of rewards from audiences of various civilizations, and at least 8000 million Huaxia coins have been credited."
"Everyone must be fascinated by my heroic appearance just now."
Then Ma Liao sighed: "It's too miserable. If you don't enter the game, you have to keep going until you pass the level. With such a large sum of money, I can buy a seaside manor and lie down until I die."
Wang Xiaohu: "???"
"Brother, you are still bleeding, don't think about the seaside manor, first think about how to stop the bleeding and treat it!"
Ma Liao continued to mourn: "It's too tiring to beat the robot to pass the level. If I don't have two old things to raise, I really want to commit suicide now and be a mushroom in my next life."
Wang Xiaohu turned around in a circle next to Ma Liao, impotent and furious.
And the audience on Earth looked at Ma Liao, who had changed from being overwhelmed to being devastated in a second, and his expression at this time was indescribable.
[So, there are still such people with no ambitions in the universe. 】
[So, there are still such people with no ambitions in the universe. 】
【No, no ambition, just going home to grow sweet potatoes... He doesn't even want to grow sweet potatoes, he wants to be a mushroom. 】
[Not to mention anything else, I think the upper echelon of Huaguo should hurry up and take Xiao Ma's father and grandfather away and protect them. What if they cough... Will Xiao Ma really...cough . 】
At this moment, the barrage was filled with shocked exclamation points and wordless ellipses from the earthlings.
Then, Minister Tu immediately received an order from his superiors to replace the bodyguards sent to Ma's house with the top special forces, and he had to send two more.
Although that kid Ma Liao might just be complaining in frustration every day, but what if he has a strange brain circuit and really doesn't want to commit suicide to become a mushroom? !
Minister Tu's expression was so stinky.
"This kid still needs to receive patriotic education and psychological counseling when he comes back!! How could he want to be a mushroom!!! A mushroom!!!"
At this time, the mourned Ma Liao finally shouted to Wang Xiaohu to shut up.
Then he stretched out his index finger tremblingly and grinning, and drew in the air a bottle almost the size of an insecticide. When everyone was at a loss as to what he wanted to draw, he On the bottle of this insecticide, there are four big characters written directly - Yunnan panacea.
Then let Wang Xiaohu reach out and catch it.
After Wang Xiaohu caught the big bottle of Yunnan elixir from the air, his face was full of indescribable expressions: "Brother, Yunnan elixir doesn't come in such a big bottle, they usually use palm-sized small red bottles and small white bottles to cooperate with each other." Use it."
Ma Liao rolled his eyes: "I said yes. Stop the bleeding, and I'll draw a big bandage." Then Ma Liao drew a bandage that looked like a huge thousand-layer roll.
At this time, the barrage frenziedly posted the excited message of Yunnan panacea:
[Our Yunnan Panacea will specially launch the brave Ma Liao version of the large special-effect mixed spray!Brother Xiao Ma said there must be! ! 】
[Thank you, brother Ma, for your recognition of Yunnan panacea!We will continue to work hard towards the well-known pharmaceutical brands in the universe! ! 】
Earthling:【……】
You have learned from mechanical civilization, right? This advertisement is too slippery, right?
And many other well-known brands in Huaguo began to think about how to contact Brother Ma, Xu Yizhongli, and let him advertise their products intentionally or unintentionally during the adventure, even if his painting skills are really not good enough. Compliment, but come on, it works! ! !
Anyway, that bottle of insecticide-like Yunnan elixir spray was really effective in stopping the blood on Ma Liao's back, and then Ma Liao's back was wrapped into an ugly big rice dumpling by Wang Xiaohu, Then he instructed Wang Xiaohu to put him on the deck chair in the open-air garden, and An Sheng finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Wang Xiaohu is finally in the mood to tell Ma Liao about his joy of leveling up and fighting monsters!
"Big Brother, Big Brother! The game reminds me that I have upgraded!! I have upgraded! I have upgraded from level one to level two! All my attribute values have doubled! My current life is [-]/[-], strength [-], defense [-] , Speed [-], Attack [-], Spiritual Power [-]!! It feels so good to upgrade, I think I can even fight against F-rank mechanical criminals now!"
Hearing Wang Xiaohu's words, Ma Liao also checked his attributes and levels in his heart, and then he found that he seemed to be different from Wang Xiaohu.
His current attributes are as follows:
【Name: Ma Liao
Race: Earthlings, Chinese races
Current level: [-]
Six-dimensional attributes (the full value of the second level is [-], and the full value of life is [-]):
Life: [-]/[-] (recovering from injury)
Attack: [-]+[-] ([-]. Because the main force kills the D-level criminal Sickle Card in the Mechanical City, causing a deterrent effect, the attack against mechanical life is doubled within seven days. [-]. The attack power when breaking down the weak point attack is extra +[-].)
Defense: [-]
Strength: [-] (doubles in burst)
Speed: [-] (death dodge bonus)
Spirit power: [-]
Current evaluation: You are still weak enough to resist a slap from the people of the Dragon Empire, but you are a relatively powerful ant.And, please treat Xiaolan kindly. 】
Ma Liao raised his eyebrows slightly as he stared at the additional contents of attack, strength, and speed. This was not marked at the first level, and although Wang Xiaohu had also been promoted to the second level, there was no such mark in his statement. an additional bonus.
Therefore, this additional bonus mark should be an evaluation and reward that is closer to his real strength based on his performance when he killed the sickle card.Obviously, the main force and effective attack of a few people is the game's more advocated way to pass the level than a group of people beating and killing mechanical criminals with numbers.Otherwise, no additional rewards will be given.
If other brave men discovered this, they would probably be more proactive in breaking through levels and killing criminals in the future.But after Ma Liao figured this out, he continued to look up at the starry sky like a salted fish.He also put Xiaolan on his chest, as peaceful as a dead body.
what.
Killing a robot is already so troublesome and painful, why take the initiative to find something else.
Wouldn't it be nice to lie down?
Wang Xiaohu: "???" Why did the eldest brother suddenly lose his temper again?
But he is very excited now, let's exercise and do a few push-ups and squats!
As a result, the viewers of the live broadcast saw the completely different performances of the two young men, one dejected and the other healthy, in the garden on the top floor.
A barrage spoke out everyone's aspirations.
[If I hadn't seen Brother Ma kill Sika and kill me, I wouldn't have believed that that peaceful and dispirited corpse would be the brave man I just knelt down! 】
Hey, who isn't.
At this time, in the palace of a distant planet far away in the depths of the universe, a tall man dressed in military uniform, with fiery hair and full of wildness was patting the spar table in front of him and laughing: "Hahahaha!" Look at that guy’s lack of ambition! He is simply inferior to the snails in our country! Landon Dahl, you were actually drawn by him with a gem tree of life that has a soul-soul connection! Hahahaha, this is what I have seen Funniest joke ever!"
"He's still holding that dead tree branch! How do you feel, Langdon?"
Langdon Dahl looked at this gloating guy in a calm mood: "The universe is so big, there are all kinds of magical abilities. There is nothing wrong with it."
The tall man let out a laugh, and then said with a sneer: "If I were you, I would be ashamed and die. I will definitely smash that dead tree branch in the first second! I will never give anyone a chance to see it again."
Langdon Dahl raised his golden eyebrows and said nothing.
Then, the man sitting between the two of them with fingers crossed suddenly said, "I remember, the second level of the game of the brave is the city of wild beasts, right?"
The smile on Xuan Xiao's face stopped abruptly at this moment, and he sat up straight in an instant: "No, what do you mean?!"
The man slightly hooked his lips but did not answer him.
"Where did you talk? Go ahead."
"Ryongyeon!! Don't curse me!! I will bounce back, you know?!"
The author has something to say:
Alien Civilization: He must be super excited super excited!
Ma Liao: It's not that I don't have one, I want to be a mushroom.
just now:
Xuan Xiao: Hahaha Landon Dar is a fork of a dead tree!
Landon Dahl: ...
later:
Landon Dahl: How does it feel to be a lame tiger?
Xuan Xiao: Damn!
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