Dressed as a fake young master of a wealthy family

fart...

Wild and awesome...

Xu Xiyan's temples twitched, his intraocular pressure rose, and it felt like his eyeballs were about to fall out.

Eyes hurt.

Almost blind.

Why is Chen Anyan so stinky and shameless!

A sanctimonious scumbag!

Mensao!

How dare he give him such a hot eye pat!

Xu Xiyan was so angry that his hands shook, he randomly flipped through the WeChat interface to see how to set up the take a picture message.

He wanted to set it up for Chen Anyan [I patted "Y"'s Tianling Gai and kicked him out of the Milky Way] but he couldn't find it, and Chen Anyan sent another message.

y: […]

Xu Xiyan slammed off the bed.

How could he have the nerve to send a message!

In a fit of anger, Xu Xiyan changed the name of Chen Anyan's note to

An old dog with bad intentions.

Then he threw the phone aside and stepped on the bed with his head covered.

Calm down, he touched his butt subconsciously.

It seems that it is really warped.

Xu Xiyan's thoughts fluctuated too much before going to bed, causing him to have nightmares all night, and when he woke up the next day, he was groggy and had a severe headache.

He glanced at the time, it was only seven o'clock in the morning, and when he turned over to go back to sleep, his neck hurt so badly that he couldn't move.

It turned out that he not only had a nightmare, but also had a stiff neck.

Looking back now, Xu Xiyan couldn't even understand why he was so excited last night.

In the last life, he often made these jokes with his friends, but why he was so awkward when he came to Chen Anyan, he was really embarrassed.

Hypocritical.

Not right.

Before he had time to think about it, Zhuang Zhizhou called him.

"Master Xu, everyone is going to hold a party by the lake today. Zhou Ziyan is the host. He has a girlfriend and said he wants to introduce everyone. Are you going?"

Xu Xiyan knew Zhou Ziyan, the famous swinger brother, the only brave man who dared to come over to ask him if he was embarrassed at Zhuang Zhizhou's birthday party.

Xu Xiyan refused without thinking: "No."

Zhuang Zhizhou clicked his tongue, "Old Xu, you've been too nerdy lately, have you really abandoned your persona as a socialite and nightclub expert?"

"..." I fucking still have this character set?

Xu Xiyan thought of the content of yesterday's photo shoot, it really fits this persona.

If Zhuang Zhizhou hadn't said it, Xu Xiyan wouldn't have noticed that he was rather homely after crossing over.

He came here as a vacation, and he didn't ask anything outside the window. He only ate and slept, and at most he went to the park opposite to feed the cat, no more.

In addition, the original owner, Tai Zuo, basically has no friends, so the house is logical.

Xu Xiyan refused again: "No, I have a stiff neck. If you are a friend, please recommend a good massage parlor to me."

Zhuang Zhizhou laughed cheaply twice, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want a regular one or an irregular one?"

Xu Xiyan scolded with a smile: "...Get lost."

Just as Xu Xiyan was about to hang up the phone, Zhuang Zhizhou quickly said, "Ziyan is outspoken. I dissed you on my birthday that day and wanted to apologize to you. We are all petty, so there is no need to hold grudges. Besides, you used to be like that...," he said Pausing for a while, he added: "You can't blame them all, right."

Xu Xiyan: "..." This blank space leaves too much room for imagination.

Zhuang Zhizhou: "We all grew up together, it's not easy, now you've changed your ways..."

Xu Xiyan answered the phone with a stiff neck, she couldn't listen anymore, so she stopped immediately: "Stop, I'll go."

As far as Zhuang Zhizhou's mother-in-law's character is concerned, if he doesn't agree, he can talk about it until dawn.

Zhuang Zhizhou was as excited as if he had accomplished something important: "Okay, come over quickly after you get the massage, and I have invited a team of five-star chefs to barbecue for everyone."

Xu Xiyan was helpless: "Will you recommend me a masseur?"

"Damn it, I'm young and strong. I don't know where there is a serious massage shop. You can find an old Chinese doctor."

"..."

Xu Xiyan hung up the phone, washed up, went downstairs with her neck crooked, and was about to go to the hospital for a massage appointment.

As soon as he got downstairs, he saw his parents and Chen Anyan having breakfast in the restaurant.

It seemed that they were arguing about something, and the atmosphere was quite intense.

Chen Anyan kept explaining, but Xu Changyuan kept denying it.

Xu Xiyan thought evilly in his heart: Criticize him severely, criticize him to death.

Seeing Chen Anyan, Xu Xiyan couldn't help but tense his gluteus maximus, and when he was about to smear the soles of his feet and run away, Qiu Mengwan found him.

"Son! Why did you get up so early today? Come and have breakfast."

When Chen Anyan heard this, the chopsticks in his hand paused, and he looked up at him.

The eyes of the two collided in the air.

Then, Chen Anyan lowered his eyelids, and his gaze moved down slightly.

Xu Xiyan felt that his ass had been slapped, it was very swollen.

He turned around subconsciously, hid his butt behind him, and looked at Chen Anyan confidently.

It is popular among migrant workers that today's work is completed today, and yesterday's troubles are left in yesterday.

Chen Anyan looked away, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he continued to eat as if nothing had happened.

Xu Changyuan: "Xiyan, what are you doing there, come over for dinner."

Xu Xiyan: "No, Dad, I'm going out for a massage."

As soon as he finished speaking, the three of them looked at him in unison, the corners of their mouths twitching slightly, and the surroundings were dead silent.

Xu Xiyan: "...regular."

It's okay if you don't explain it, but once you explain it, it will have that smell.

Especially Chen Anyan, as if he had thought of something, his expression was indescribable.

Seeing his stiff posture, Qiu Mengwan asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Xu Xiyan: "I have a stiff neck."

Qiu Mengwan blamed her face: "I told you not to sleep on such a soft pillow and mattress when you were young, but if you didn't listen, you would have a stiff neck over and over again."

Xu Xiyan pondered for a while, it seemed that his mattress was a bit too soft, not as comfortable as Chen Anyan's mattress.

On the day he just crossed over, Chen Anyan's bed was much more comfortable than his.

It seemed that Chen Anyan had given him the business card of the mattress manufacturer, but he didn't know where it went.

Qiu Mengwan: "I'll go to the massage parlor later for a massage. I happened to pass by that massage parlor on the way to work. An Yan, take Xiyan there."

Chen Anyan: "Okay."

Xu Xiyan: "No need."

The two spoke in unison.

Xu Xiyan quickly said, "I've already made an appointment with a masseur, and I'll go there by myself."

Qiu Mengwan: "Those massage parlors outside are unreliable. What if my precious son is crushed? The technician recommended by my mother is a retired massage expert."

Xu Xiyan's eyes lit up when he heard about the massage expert.

No matter how big the enmity or resentment with Chen Anyan is, it is not as important as his own body.

"Can you really press it for me?"

Xu Changyuan: "It's sure to be fine. You can also ask him to give you a full body massage for a good health care."

Xu Xiyan: "Okay."

After Xu Xiyan agreed, he felt something was wrong.

The previous generation didn't know what big health care means, and there are excusable circumstances.

Chen Anyan looked at him with the eyes of 'do you still have some morals': "..."

It seems to say that you are worthy of being you, you are wild and awesome.

It is rare for the family to have breakfast together, and the surface looks very warm.

Xu Changyuan laughed twice, hesitated to speak for several times.

Xu Xiyan noticed something was wrong, and said with a smile, "Dad, just say what you want."

Xu Changyuan coughed twice: "It's not a big deal. An Yan is going to visit the outdoors in the afternoon. The scenery in that place is not bad. Xiyan, would you like to go out to relax?"

Xu Xiyan shook his head when he heard the words, but he didn't expect a stalk in his neck, causing him to gasp in pain.

No matter how much it hurts, he still has to struggle to say something, "I'm not going."

Xu Changyuan: "What Dad means is that you two brothers can go out for a walk together."

Xu Xiyan understood, Xu Changyuan still didn't forget to match the relationship between the two.

"Dad, he's going to work. It's not suitable for me to go. What if I mess up something and mess up his work?"

"Why don't Dad go with you, where we two are fishing?"

Xu Xiyan: "..."

He turned his head stiffly and looked at Chen Anyan.

Chen Anyan, on the other hand, ate his meal quietly with an attitude of being nothing to do with himself.

Xu Xiyan couldn't help rubbing Chen Anyan's arm with his elbow, and motioned him with his eyes.

You are saying something.

Chen Anyan said indifferently: "I have no objection."

Xu Xiyan: "?" I want you to say this?

Xu Xiyan: "Dad, the main reason is that I made an appointment with a friend today."

Xu Changyuan: "Go for a massage?"

Xu Xiyan: "...to learn, Zhuang Zhizhou said that he would share a little learning experience with me."

Xu Changyuan looked at him lovingly, "My son is really working hard! It's already Friday, and he still wants to study, that's great!"

Xu Xiyan shook his head triumphantly, and asked casually, "Dad, Mom, what were you arguing about just now?"

As soon as he spoke, the other three stopped at the same time.

Xu Xiyan laughed: "It's not convenient to say it. I'll just ask."

Xu Changyuan sighed, "It's not inconvenient to say, but An Yan wants to apply for a piece of land to build a resort, but that place is too remote. I planned it before, but I gave up. That place can't be done."

Chen Anyan was silent, lowered his head, and ate in silence, like a small social animal who worked hard on a plan but was not trusted by the leader.

Weak, helpless, pitiful.

Xu Xiyan thought about the plot, it seemed that Chen Anyan had set up some kind of resort project, which was full of difficulties, but finally succeeded, and became Xu's most profitable project.

Xu Xiyan's heart softened again, and he said with a smile, "Mom and Dad, he must be doing well, you just trust him."