Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Thick clouds covered the moon, and it was already late at night.

It stands to reason that catching ghosts should be the job of the Suzhou ghost messenger, that is, the job of Lian Xi and Ji Chen.However, I don't know when it started, but it became the burden of the watchman.However, the watchman enjoys it and enjoys catching ghosts every day.

There is a kind of regret called Wannian Er Er.

When he was in the underworld, the watchman was Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang, he was always a head lower than his colleagues, and he couldn't see the day when he was in his prime.When he arrived in Yangjian, he thought that although he couldn't beat the perverted Sioux City, black and white, but he could always beat the low-level ghosts in other areas of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, right?

In the end, good guy, he is actually the second child again!

Forget about the second child, and even the second child is gone in the end, just roll it to the end, and report criticism!

The watchman was so angry that he jumped up and down.He doesn't believe it anymore, he can't be number one once in his life?

So the watchman worked diligently to catch ghosts every day, and every time he saw that the performance on the certificate of impermanence increased by one point, he felt very happy, and he could eat an extra bowl of rice.

It happened to catch ghosts near the neighborhood, and the watchman remembered what Ji Chen said before leaving home, and he had to remind him to catch ghosts together.He didn't dare to neglect and went home directly.

After opening the door, the fat watchman stroked his round head and said with a chuckle, "My lord, it's already midnight, it's time to go out and catch ghosts."

Jichen just finished playing a game, nodded and said: "Let's go."

It was past ten o'clock in the evening when we went out.

There are fewer and fewer pedestrians and vehicles entering and leaving the community, and fewer people walking on both sides of the road.The hazy yellow street lamp shines on the ground through the dense street leaves, and casts small circular yellow spots.

The watchman took out his Jiangnan Daobai impermanence certificate, and the minister did not waste time, and also produced the Jiangnan Daohei impermanence certificate.

Just as the two of them raised their fingers to draw on the impermanence certificate and cast a spell to use the guiding golden light, suddenly, Jichen narrowed his eyes and turned his head to look west.

The watchman asked strangely, "My lord?"

With a snap, Jichen closed the Jiangnan Daohei impermanence certificate.The black eyes condensed into a deep and rich ink color, and Ji Chen sneered and said: "I have met my opponent."

Watchman: "?"

Jichen: "Let's go."

Whoosh!

The voice fell, and the next second, the person was tens of meters away.

The watchman stared straight: "Ah? Where are you going? Oh no, sir, wait for me, wait for me..."

***

Just after half a month, the bright moon hangs high.In the vast and dense night sky, there was only a clear and bright full moon falling alone in the middle of the sky.The moonlight is surrounded by dense, shrouded in a faint brilliance like fog.

The apartment complex where Dr. Wang lives is all tall buildings.

Tall buildings and lush plants blocked the dim street lights, only the bright moonlight illuminated Lian Xi and the man in black in front of him.

"It's not Xuanxiu," Lian Xi looked at the other party quietly, his expression was calm, and he seemed unmoved.However, his hand had already tightly grasped the bronze bell on his wrist. As long as the opponent made a move, he would strike back at any time. He asked calmly, "What is that? A ghost?"

Jiang Gui looked at Lian Xi's calm and composed appearance, and smiled: "It's a ghost."

An answer suddenly came to mind, Lian Xi: "Are you a ghost messenger?"

The first thing Lian Xi thought of was not the serious ghost messengers in the underworld, but the cheap ghost messengers in the underworld, such as...Shanghai ghost messengers!

As the saying goes, if you want to be unknown to others, you must do nothing yourself.

It's not that Lian Xi didn't think of the real master, but because deep down in his heart, he has always been a little guilty.

Leaving aside the dead ghosts in Wenzhou, that is not important anymore.In the entire Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai regions, apart from Wenzhou ghost messengers, the most powerful ghost messengers are Shanghai ghost messengers and Yancheng ghost messengers.

Among the two, the one with Lianxi and Liangzi, the most important one, is Shanghai ghost messenger.

Back in the day, when Sucheng Guicha successfully counterattacked for the first time, by sending away the old man with black teeth, he got a large amount of business, soaring from the penultimate second to the positive second, who was the pressure?

It's Shanghai ghost messenger.

Thinking about not long ago, they got a lot of achievements that should not belong to them by catching watchmen as hard labor and cheating. Who is they who are under the pressure at this time?

It's still a ghost in Shanghai.

To sum up, the ghosts in Shanghai are bad luck.

So in Yangjian, when he suddenly met a person who was not Xuanxiu, but also related to the underworld, and seemed to be powerful, the first thing Lian Xi thought of was——

Longevity, the ghost messenger from Shanghai is crossing the city to take revenge!

Various thoughts flashed through his mind quickly, but on the surface, Lian Xi still had no reaction.

If the ghost messenger in Shanghai is alive, then he might really be unable to beat him, so he can only quickly find a way to call Ji Chen and ask him and the watchman to come and help.But if Shanghai Ghost is not human, his bronze bell should be able to withstand one or two.

Everything happened within a few seconds, but Lian Xi had already figured out three ways how to call teammates quickly.

At this time, Jiang Gui: "Qiao Yuyue said that you have some strength."

The easiest way is to make a phone call, or take out your mobile phone to make a call now...Suddenly, Lian Xi paused in his heart, and looked up at the other party: "Joe and Yue?" After a while, he remembered, surprised Eyes wide open: "You mean Wenzhou ghost messenger?"

The expression on Lian Xi's face kept changing. Seeing this, Jiang Gui gave a soft "Oh" and showed a playful smile.

Lian Xi: "Do you know the ghost messenger in Shanghai?"

The next moment, without waiting for the other party's answer, Lian Xi himself vetoed the guess just now: This is definitely not a ghost in Shanghai!

For many years, the Wenzhou ghost messenger and his adulterer have been doing evil in Wenzhou. In order to hide his ghost and adulterer from being discovered by others, he even allowed the evil ghosts in Wenzhou to not subdue them.He will never get acquainted with the Shanghai ghost messenger.

and so……

The handsome eyes looked at the man across from him in surprise, sizing up his handsome and outstanding appearance, even Xi thought for a long time, but still couldn't understand it.

So, who the hell is this?

Jiang Gui: "Did you guess it?"

Lian Xi remained silent.

Jiang Gui laughed hoarsely, and said, "Beating a dog depends on the owner. That fat man should have told you whose dog you were beating, but you still did it."

Beat the dog?Fatty?Lian Xi was even more puzzled, an answer had come to his mind, but was blocked by Lian Xi's subconscious cognition, and he was unable to see the truth for a long time.

Lian Xi frowned: "Did you admit the wrong person?"

Jiang Gui: "Su Cheng Bai Wuchang?"

Lian Xi: "Yes."

"Hehe, that's right!"

The next moment, the man in black flipped his palm, and saw a strong wind and dark clouds covering the moon.

It was suddenly dark between the sky and the earth, and one could only see a black yin energy that was so thick that it was almost condensed into substance, overflowing from the man's body. Soon, the temperature in the air dropped sharply, and Lian Xi was shocked by this powerful yin energy and backed away. half a step.He raised his head forward, and the fierce cold wind blew his cheeks, his hair was blown back, and the surrounding vegetation made rustling sounds.

Lian Xi's heart turned cold.

This is definitely the most powerful evil spirit he has ever seen!

"Alas--"

A howling sound came from the man's body, Lian Xi took a closer look, and saw countless ghosts floating and dancing in the layers of black yin!

Lian Xi had seen similar scenes before.Half a month ago, when he was fighting Wenzhou ghost messengers in Wenzhou, the Huaxia National Fortune shattered the hundred ghost rafts covering the adulterer's body. In an instant, blood was shining, and a blood-red sea of ​​Yin Qi and blood formed around the adulterer.

This scene seemed to be staged before Lian Xi's eyes again, only this time, there were countless ghosts floating in the sea of ​​yin energy around the man in black, but these ghosts did not have any resentment, it seemed that it was not the man who devoured them, but the ghosts. It is for him to drive.This shows that his behavior is allowed and does not violate the laws of the underworld.

Lian Xi felt chills in his heart, who the hell is this? !

Jiang Gui: "Go to the underworld and ask Qiao Yuyue!"

With a cold drink, thousands of fierce ghosts let out a sharp roar, roaring and rushing towards Lian Xi.

Lian Xi immediately rang the bronze bell.

hum!

The steady and profound sound of the bell seems to have come from ancient times, blowing away the dust, and reverberating on these countless ghosts.

The first wave of ghosts rushing towards Lianxi was rushed away by the sound of the bell, screaming and turning into black smoke.But without giving Lian Xi a chance to react, the second wave of ghosts rushed over again.

Lian Xi rang the bell frequently, and the bells never stopped.

Seeing this, Jiang Gui was quite surprised: "Sure enough, there is something tricky. How about this?"

After the words fell, Jiang Gui opened his lips.His thin lips were opened to an inconceivable size, like a huge hole in the abyss, and a horrible moan came out of his throat. Following the roar of a wild beast, a book page shone with golden light and printed with many densely packed small characters, from his Fly out of the mouth.

After the page flew out, Jiang Gui shut his mouth and turned into that handsome nobleman again.

The bronze bell had already broken away from the red rope, trembling rapidly, and flew into the air by itself, knocking down the hordes of ghosts attacking Lianxi.Forced by the bell, the ghosts couldn't get close to Lianxi.Jiang Gui would do it himself, and Ling Dang would rush forward to stop him, not allowing him to get close to Lian Xi.Seeing that the two sides are at an impasse.

At this moment, Jiang Gui's gloomy voice sounded——

"Judge Cui's decree, demons and ghosts, evil spirits suppress!"

Lian Xi turned to look at Jiang Gui.

In the cold and gloomy atmosphere, the man in black made seals with his hands, then opened his mouth and blew lightly in the air, and the golden paper floating in front of him immediately flew towards Lian Xi.

Seeing this, the bronze bell immediately came to resist.But just after the bell touched the golden paper, the bell hesitated for a moment, it was suspended in mid-air, watching the golden paper rush towards Lian Xi.After a few seconds, he turned around and attacked Li Gui again, not resisting the golden light.

Lian Xi's eyes were wide open, he didn't dare to underestimate him, and directly took out his Su Cheng Bai Wu Chang certificate.

This is his last useful magic weapon.

But just after Su Cheng Bai Wuchang was taken out, Jiang Gui laughed mockingly: "You use this to deal with me?" As he spoke, he grabbed the palm of his hand in the air, and Su Cheng Bai Wuchang in Lian Xi's hand immediately flew towards him, falling to the ground. into his hand.

Seeing this scene, Lian Xi suddenly understood, he looked at the man in black in the distance in disbelief: "You are actually..."

Lian Xi's voice stopped abruptly, and a black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him.

Ji Chen raised his hand to block the golden paper rushing towards Lian Xi.

The golden thin paper slammed hard on the bare wrist of the Chenchen, and there was only a scorching sound as if it was burning, and the place where the golden light touched the skin made the sound of tearing and tearing.In one hand, Ji Chen held the Jiangnan Dao Hei Impermanence Certificate, and with the other he blocked the golden paper.

The faint touch from his wrist made him frown, and he looked back at the young man behind him who was protected by him.

The ink-like eyes were slightly calm, and the minister looked down at him, and his voice was calm: "It's all right."

The bright moonlight shone down from behind, reflecting on the man's body, as if it was coated with a faint glow.Lian Xi raised his head in a daze, looking at the person standing in front of him.There was an evening wind blowing the hair around the ear and blowing it into the ear cavity.

a long time.

Lian Xi: "Well...it's okay."

After a few seconds, the watchman teleported over panting: "Master, sir, you are running too fast, the little one... the little one can't keep up."

Ji Chen withdrew his gaze and looked at the golden paper that kept attacking him.He narrowed his eyes coldly, and reached out to grab the paper.However, as soon as his hand touched the edge of the paper, it was burned and made a harsh sound again.

With a heartbeat, Lian Xi grabbed his hand: "This thing will burn the soul?"

Ji Chen shook his head: "It's okay."

Lian Xi only thought he was trying to be brave.Who doesn't know how thin-skinned Su Cheng Hei Wuchang is, he can be so angry that he won't speak for a long time when he gets second, and he has to win five games in a row to agree.

Lian Xi frowned: "Does it hurt a lot?"

Jichen thought for a while, "It's like poking it with a fingernail."

Lian Xi: "???" What kind of metaphor is this?

The two of them hadn't spoken yet, but they heard the watchman's shrill screams from the side.

Jichen looked down, and saw the watchman staring at the front with rounded eyes, sitting on the ground with his buttocks, his fat face was full of horror.

Following the watchman's gaze, Ji Chen looked at the enemy who attacked Lian Xi.

Seeing the other party clearly, Su Cheng Heiwuchang smiled coldly, his tone was cold, and he said disdainfully: "Evil ghost?"

Under the moonlit night, Jiang Gui also smiled.

Ah!President Xie: "It's time for you to reincarnate." After saying that, the minister opened the black impermanence certificate in hand, and was about to send the evil ghost back to the underworld.

However, just as he took out the certificate of impermanence, the thin book suddenly flew out of his hand and flew into the hand of the man on the opposite side.

Jichen opened his eyes blankly: "???"

Jiang Gui raised his hand to accept his Jiangnan Dao Hei Impermanence Certificate, and laughed meaningfully, his gloomy voice was full of mockery and jokes: "I heard that there is a low-level ghost messenger who wants to use my Impermanence Certificate to send me Going to the underworld?" Then, he looked at the watchman who was sitting on the ground, trembling with fear, and sneered, "Idiot, are you hanging out with this kind of thing in the underworld?"

Lian Xi grabbed Jichen's wrist and pulled him behind her.He took a step forward, looked at the man not far away with cold eyes, and said the identity of the man with a serious expression: "The way of Jiangnan is dark and impermanent." The tone was certain, not a question.

Jiang Gui smiled and acquiesced to the answer.

Jichen was taken aback for a moment, and after a while, he looked at Jiang Gui, and then turned back to look at the watchman who was sitting paralyzed on the ground.

Jichen: "Is this your colleague?"

The watchman nodded with sweat on his face: "Yes..."

Ji Chen rarely showed a complicated expression.

Lian Xi glanced at him and said nothing, but he knew what Ji Chen was thinking.

Who would have thought that Jiangnan Dao Hei Wu Chang, who bullies men and women and is full of evil in the watchman's mouth... he could look like this?