Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

On the way back to the room, the little vixen waggled her big invisible tail, shook her head and said, "Actually, it's very simple to know if she will live well in her next life. Su Cheng Bai Wuchang, you can open your ghost certificate to see .”

Lian Xi asked in surprise, "Ghost certificate?"

Hu Xiaoli: "That's right, you sent this woman's ghost to reincarnate, so it should be counted in your performance. Look at how much your performance has increased this month. Oh yes, you still remember to send this female ghost How much performance did you have before reincarnation?"

"52132 points." Ji Chen blurted out.

Hu Xiaoli was stunned: "I remember so clearly."

Lian Xi opened the ghost job certificate and turned to the page of the ghost job performance ranking list for the month.When his line of sight touched the performance points behind the name "Sucheng Guicha", he was stunned, raised his head, and said in surprise: "Over 6500 points increase?!"

Huh?Jichen frowned, and took the impermanence certificate in his hand: "6583 points."

Yes, I saw Lianxi's certificate of impermanence. At this time, it was written in black and white——

No.1, Guichai in Sioux City, Suzhou Province, with a performance of 58715 points!

Lian Xi quickly sensed the meaning of Hu Xiaoli's words, and he said, "You mean, the amount of points each ghost has is actually related to whether he can have a good pregnancy in his next life?"

Hu Xiaoli nodded: "Yes! This was discovered by my former colleague. She was a mathematician before she was alive, and she was famous for a long time. She went abroad to study at public expense 100 years ago. She came from the underworld to be the empress of Bai Wuchang in Wuxi. , I have no interest in catching ghosts at all, so I just study how the points increase all day long. As a result, she studied for half a month, and she actually found out. How much performance increase, and the ghost sent to reincarnation Whether you can have a good pregnancy in the next life is directly proportional to the relationship."

Hu Xiaoli showed nostalgia when he thought of his former colleague who was a god of learning.

"Those were the most glorious eight years for us in Wuxi! At that time, we obviously didn't catch many ghosts every day, but we were able to keep the points in the bottom ten of the rankings. For eight years, 96 months, we didn't fall once!" Hu Xiao Li raised his chin proudly.

Tang Zi is also very proud: "Wuxi Niubi!"

Two Sioux City ghost messengers: "..."

However, Lian Xi: "How do you keep being in the bottom ten every time?"

Hu Xiaoli: "I don't know, anyway, my colleague will calculate the points, and then accurately send ghosts to reincarnate, which is very powerful."

The highly motivated academic bully Zong Zong snorted coldly: "If you are so good, why are you down ten every time?"

Hu Xiaoli was also very sad, and sighed: "Because she felt that catching ghosts would affect her research on the Riemann conjecture."

"Riemann's conjecture?!" Lian Xi's pupils trembled.

Tang Zi: "What the hell, what is Riemann's guess?"

Ji Chen: "Oh, it's not worth mentioning."

Hu Xiaoli strongly agreed: "I also think that if she can not immerse herself in researching such messy conjectures every day, maybe we in Wuxi can also get the first place."

Lian Xi, the only college student present who knew what the Riemann conjecture was: "..."

Lian Xi: "Then did she finally figure it out?"

Hu Xiaoli shook her head and said: "No, that's why she was very reluctant when she saved enough points to go to reincarnation. She cried and said she refused to leave and refused to reincarnate. It was the new Wuxi Bai Wuchang who told her that with her points In the next life, she can choose to be reborn into a family of mathematics, and she will surely live a long life and study mathematics well, so she left reluctantly."

Lian Xi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was not researched, and the collapsed world view was saved a little bit.The ghost messenger has been studying Riemann's conjecture all day, which is even more outrageous than Qin Shihuang studying mathematics and English in Qin Shihuang's mausoleum every day!

Hu Xiaoli sighed: "It's a pity that after she left, our Wuxi was no longer so brilliant. She just came up from the underworld, and she said a word, which shocked me on the spot. She said, 'Everyone in the world Numbers are full of regularity'. Therefore, performance must have its own laws. After half a month of research, she forgot to sleep and eat and caught more than 300 ghosts, and finally found out the rules. She said this:

"Those regular workers in the underworld also need performance. 'Casting a good baby in the next life' does not mean that you will wear gold and silver from birth, but that your life in this life is very valuable and meaningful. For most people For example, happiness, as long as you create value and you have value, you will feel happy and have more happiness.”

Tang Zi rubbed his head: "Is my ex, Bai Wuchang, so philosophical?"

As soon as Hu Xiaoli saw him, he thought of his ex-colleagues, and immediately hated iron for being weak.Although I'm good, but you can't move me, it means you are good too!But Tang Zi is still very cute, the little vixen pinched his cheek, and in exchange for the little ghost to say ahhh, she showed her aunt a smile in satisfaction, and continued: "It's not that complicated, it probably means that most of the 'next life can The ghosts who cast a good tire will create greater value to society and have a greater impact on the entire world.

"For example, if you were born with the surname Ma, and your family is a game maker, then you will inherit the family business in the future, which will definitely affect many people, and even affect the whole world. This impact must be great, and maybe one person can be worth tens of dollars. million points.

"For example, you were not born well, but you are talented and hardworking, and later became a very powerful mathematician and solved the Riemann conjecture. Then your points should be very high, and it may be worth a few thousand."

Lian Xi Youyou said: "It's more than a few thousand..."

Hu Xiaoli didn't take it seriously: "Oh, then ten thousand."

Lian Xi: "..."

that's not what it means!

Hu Xiaoli: "Anyway, the better the ghost in the next life, the more points he can bring us. These little ghosts in our yang world will eat the small heads, and the regular employees below will get the big heads. My colleague gave this mathematics Guess a name, called 'Reincarnation Theory'."

Hearing the little vixen's analysis, Lian Xi gradually understood what was going on with those spooky ghosts.

Wenzhou Guicha, the monthly points are extremely outrageous.Lian Xi thought they had some special cheating skills before, but now that he thinks about it, it might have something to do with this "reincarnation theory".

But... Are there only so many ghosts in Wenzhou who can influence the world in their next life?

Sure enough, there are still some problems.

The four of them returned to Hu Xiaoli's suite. They had been busy all day and didn't eat much. The rich woman Hu Xiaoli waved her hand and asked the hotel kitchen to cook some dishes and bring them up.

"Eat whatever you want, I have nothing else but a lot of money."

The people were full of food and drink.

Lian Xi pondered for a moment, and decided to tell Hu Xiaoli what he heard from Su Jiao.

The little vixen was also taken aback when he heard the news from the Shandong ghost messenger: "Escaped from the underworld?"

Seeing her reaction, Lian Xi already had a judgment in his heart.It seems that even the well-informed little vixen doesn't know what's going on.He explained: "I don't know the specific situation now, but it should be something happened to the underworld."

Hu Xiaoli shrank the fox's neck, which was not long in the first place: "It's so scary, I'd better go back to the mountain. If there is any news, you must tell our orphans and widows." She hugged Tang Zi's neck.

The little devil also nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, don't forget to tell us..." The voice stopped abruptly, and Tang Zi flushed with anger: "Fox, Xiao, Li! Whose son are you talking about!"

"Hahahaha, whoever agrees will be the one~"

The vixen and the little ghost are making a fuss.

After eating, I ordered another fruit.

Jichen didn't say a word, just quietly eating beside him.

Lian Xi looked at him helplessly and sighed.It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry, and his amnesiac colleague is indifferent to his past, and it turns out that he is busy here.

...No, he is not a eunuch.

Lian Xi took out his mobile phone and opened the photo album: "One more thing, Hu Xiaoli. I want to ask you, have you seen these words?"

Hu Xiaoli has already returned to his original form.While gnawing on the watermelon, she leaned her furry head closer, and after seeing the six characters on the screen of Lian Xi's phone, she shook her head: "I haven't seen it before. It looks a bit like seal characters? Have you checked it online."

Lian Xi put away the phone: "I checked it, it looks like seal script, but it's not."

This photo shows the scene of Ji Chen using the white jade seal.

As soon as Hu Xiaoli rolled his eyes, he immediately understood that Lian Xi wanted to help his colleague who lost his memory to find him.She thought about it: "Yin and Yang are separated, and ghost messengers lose their memory when they come to Yangjian to work. Although it is not common, they do happen. I heard that the ghost messenger in Shanghai next door is like this. Generally, ghost messengers with amnesia are particularly strong. God does not allow such a powerful ghost to travel between the two worlds casually, so various restrictions have been set up. Amnesia is a kind of restriction. If your colleague is so strong, he must be very powerful below."

There is no need for Hu Xiaoli to say this, even Xi is deeply touched. "Well, he is very powerful."

Hearing this, Mr. Xi broke off a piece of orange and threw it into his mouth, and took a look at Lian Xi.

Hu Xiaoli: "You can go to Shanghai to ask, maybe there is a way to restore memory. But the two ghosts in Shanghai seem to be quite fierce, you should be careful."

Lian Xi: "Okay, thank you."

Sending long-haired women to reincarnate is a matter of evening.The four of them went downstairs to bury her again, and then went upstairs to have dinner.

It was nine o'clock in the evening.

Hu Xiaoli doesn't plan to return to Wuxi for the time being. The idol has just experienced a catastrophe. As a qualified fan, she must not leave without seeing that the idol is in good health.

Even the three of Xi stayed temporarily.It was getting late, so there was no need to drive back to Sioux City for several hours in the middle of the night.

Early the next morning, Lian Xi and Ji Chen took a Wuxi ghost messenger to bid farewell to the little vixen.They sent Tang Zi back to Wuxi first, and then drove back to Sucheng.Pressing the car rental timeline, Lian Xi sent the car back on time.

The owner of the car rental company glanced at the two of them, and said distressedly: "It takes 5 minutes to collect another day's rent."

Hearing this, Lian Xi smiled slightly.

I also saved money today.

Saving 500 yuan, Lian Xi: "Let's have a good lunch at noon today."

"Like she ordered?"

Lian Xi stopped and looked back at his colleagues.

Under the bright sun, Heiwuchang put his hands in his pockets, and recalled: "The things that fox spirit ordered last night were all delicious."

Lian Xi: "..."

That meal cost a full 5000 yuan!

Five thousand!

There are thousands of fruits alone, 51 of the little oranges you ate!

Jichen: "Eat something like last night?"

Lian Xi: "..."

Ji Chen: "Huh?"

The young man smiled gently: "Let me do it for you."

Ji Chen looked at him quietly for a long time, then raised the corners of his lips: "Oh."

While walking, Lian Xi lowered his head to open the grocery shopping app, and began to choose a difficult disease: "What's good for lunch..."

When the two returned home, the food bought on the APP was also delivered.

Lian Xi was counting the dishes when suddenly, the phone rang.He looked at the name flashing on the screen, paused slightly, and connected the phone: "Hello."

A steady male voice came from the other end of the phone, and the other party smiled and said, "Lianxi, are you leaving today? I thought you would spend a few more days in Hengdian."

"Well, nothing else, just come back."

Xu Lang smiled and said: "Well, it's good to go back to the live broadcast earlier, the traffic on the platform has been pretty good recently. By the way, there is an event I recommend to you soon, are you free to participate? If not, I can also recommend it to you Lose."

activity?

I thought the other party was calling to talk about rewards, but I didn't expect it to be a new event.Lian Xi didn't want to get paid. This time they went to Hengdian not to help Xu Lang, but to help Wuxi Xiaogui.

Lian Xi thought for a while: "What activity?"

Xu Lang: "A national server Zhuge Liang event. The Douya platform invited 1 anchors to participate in a 1V[-] knockout match. The anchor who won in the end will get the title of 'Douya National Service Zhuge Liang', as well as a bonus of [-] yuan and a A better platform contract. The bonus is a little less, but the exposure is quite high, and many anchors are participating." After hesitating for a moment, Xu Lang said euphemistically: "You don't have to participate, it's just for you to think about it. After all, those anchors are all capable. It’s relatively strong, and if it’s eliminated in the first round, it might not look good.”

Lian Xi: "..."

The next moment, the youth did not hesitate: "Okay, I want to participate."

Xu Lang smiled: "Okay, then I'll sign up for you."

After hanging up the phone, Lian Xi looked at the phone expressionlessly.

He could actually see Xu Lang's aggressive tactics, but there was something...

You can say that I am a small anchor with 18000 lines, but you can't say that I am a good gamer!

But Lian Xi didn't know that after he hung up the phone, he went to the distant Hengdian Film and Television City.

In the quiet carriage, the gentlemanly man in a suit smiled slightly, raised his head and said to his assistant, "Go back to Su City."

The little assistant nodded: "Brother Xu, are you holding an event just for that Lian Xi?"

Xu Lang raised his eyebrows: "Why, no?"

"No, I just think it's a big deal. Is that Lian Xi so important?"

"Hehe, so many masters were invited, and Lin Siqi was not cured after spending hundreds of thousands. Lian Xi came for an hour, and he recovered. Do you think it's important?"

The little assistant smiled apologetically: "Brother Xu still thinks farther. Even if the bonus of [-] is not a little less?"

Xu Lang: "It's deliberate to add more. Besides, isn't there a new platform contract, this is the highlight."

However, the little assistant thought of a key question: "What if Lian Xi doesn't get the first place?"

There was a sudden silence in the carriage.

Xu Lang rubbed his forehead with a headache: "...You're talking about my blind spot."

Xu Lang is an excellent manager, but he never plays games.

The little assistant suggested: "How about we discuss with other participating anchors and ask them to release water? As long as there is enough money, there must be a way."

After thinking for a moment, Xu Lang shook his head: "Forget it. That's it. Do your best and obey the destiny."