Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

After Su Jiao left, Lian Xi was quite sad, not knowing what happened to the dwarf roommate, and suddenly got awkward.

In memory of his roommate, Lian Xi ordered Su Jiao's favorite fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl at night. He took a sip and said, "Huh? It's really delicious."

After feasting on a whole bowl of fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl, Lian Xi wiped his mouth contentedly, and helped his roommate lock the door when he returned to his room.

Alas, what a short roommate fate.

Su Jiao: "..."

I'm not dead yet!You can't keep me!

Sleep during the day, broadcast live at night, and go out to catch ghosts in the middle of the night.

There seems to be no difference between the days with Su Jiao and the days without Su Jiao.

On the first day after Su Jiao left, he didn't miss him.

The day after Su Jiao left, he still missed him.

On the third day after Su Jiao left...

Wait, who is Su Jiao?

The days passed, and it was mid-September.The scorching sun in midsummer suddenly loses its strength one day, the autumn wind is brisk, the sky is high and the clouds are clear.Last night, I caught three little ghosts who were nostalgic for the world of mortals and went to reincarnate. I was busy until five o'clock in the morning.Lian Xi fell asleep as soon as he got home, and slept until one o'clock in the afternoon.

After waking up to eat, Lian Xi opened the takeaway app: "Which fried rice did Su Jiao say was delicious..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

After a while, Lian Xi looked up at the locked room at the end of the corridor.

Shorty roommate, has been gone for ten days.

With a long sigh, Lian Xi casually ordered fried rice.Half an hour later, the fried rice was delivered to the door.In the empty house, Su Jiao left, Master Heiwuchang stayed in the room all year round and never came out.Lian Xi sat alone at the dining table, quietly took apart the chopsticks, lowered his head, and ate in silence.

In the empty house, only the sound of my own lonely breathing can be heard.

Lian Xi was silent for a while, then found a mobile phone stand, opened station B, and found a funny ghost video.

On the screen of the mobile phone, barrage screens frantically swiped, and loud music came from the sound hole.

However, the young man sat at the dining table and ate silently. He watched the video without any expression on his face.

Life seems to be so boring, just like the past ten years, no relatives, no friends.Whoever you are with, you must be afraid of killing the other party.Because not only parents, not only grandpa, but also the girl at the same table in elementary school, and the helpful monitor in high school...

His world was supposed to be like this.

The fried rice bottomed out little by little, and Lian Xi turned off the irritable ghost and animal video.

Wouldn't it be great if life could be a little less boring?

Even if it's just a little bit different, just a little bit different...err...

Lian Xi: "..."

Looking at the fly on the bottom of the lunch box with its legs upturned and dying suddenly, Lian Xi felt a little bit of sadness, a little bit of literary and artistic feelings that had finally burst out in his heart, and at this moment, it collapsed.

After three seconds.

A figure strode towards the kitchen.

"vomit!!!"

Who the hell wants this kind of difference!

***

"This unscientific!"

After Lian Xi threw the lunch box into the trash can, he opened the delivery app and found the merchant.He didn't come to the door to inquire about the crime, but carefully read the evaluation of this store.

The score is 4.7, and the monthly sales volume is 3000+.

This score is definitely not low!

Looking at the few dozens of bad reviews, there are some that the delivery time is slow, and the remark that the chili seller forgot to put it, there are everything, but no one said that they have eaten bugs in this store.

With a thump in his heart, Lian Xi slowly lowered his head and looked at his hands.

Under the bright sunlight, a pair of thin and slender hands glowed like jade.The nails are well trimmed and the knuckles are slightly raised.The bright sunlight shone on it, as if reflecting a faint golden edge.

White is the skin, pink is the nails, and gold is the color of the sun.

Just no red.

Lian Xi didn't believe in evil, he gritted his teeth, and stared carefully for another 3 minutes.Suddenly, a red spot of light that was almost imperceptible to the naked eye flew slowly over from his bedroom.Like an old man, the red light swaggered to Lian Xi's fingers, circled twice, and finally flew into the crevices of his nails, hiding invisible.

Lian Xi: "..."

Hey!

You also learned anti-reconnaissance!

Without further ado, Lian Xi raised his legs and ran to the bedroom.

In the past few days, Lian Xi followed Mr. Hei Wuchang to go out to work every night, and they took in no less than thirty lonely ghosts.But none of them helped fulfill his last wish.

First of all, not every ghost has a last wish. Most of the ghosts who wander in the world without reincarnation are stupid ghosts with no self-awareness.

Secondly, even ghosts with last wishes are basically trivial and weird little wishes.Like eating KFC, like taking a hot bath.

When people are alive, they always think that they have big dreams, want to make a lot of money, want to buy a big house, and want to be admitted to a good school.

However, it wasn't until the moment of death that I suddenly realized that maybe after so many years of stumbling around in the world, you are just an ordinary salted fish.Drink hot porridge and eat fried dough sticks, how happy you are, and then you can go on your way.

As for this irrelevant will and obsession, Mr. Xi scoffed, and didn't even bother to move his eyelids.

Satisfied with your last wish?Think beautifully!

Anyway, few of these lonely ghosts are like the old woman ghost at the crossroads, who waited for 40 years eagerly, and might turn into evil ghosts if they don't fulfill their last wishes.Mr. Xi sent these little devils directly to reincarnation, and they didn't dare to say a word.

So in the past ten days, Lian Xi has never helped a ghost to fulfill his last wish.

"Could it be that if you don't fulfill your last wish, and simply send them to reincarnation, you can also be contaminated with golden light and red light?"

Lianxi has one head and two big ones.

Just as he was thinking, suddenly, another red light came out from the corner of the room.

Lian Xi's eyes lit up, and he hurried to the place where the red light was overflowing.After finding the source of the red light, Lian Xi was slightly stunned for a few seconds. He picked up the business card that he had casually stuffed on the bookshelf, and saw the name on it clearly...

"Jiaxun Gao, CEO of Jiaxun Capital"

Lian Xi: "..."

This day is over!

……

Gao Jiaxun, that is, the guy at the opposite door, the current President Gao.

Last month, Lian Xi was kind enough to help him solve an obsession, so that Mr. Gao would not have to blame himself so much.However, he never expected that this could be contaminated with evil obstacles!

"No, Mr. Gao is not a ghost, why is there a red light?"

"And Mr. Gao is still a good man, a good man who does what is right."

Lian Xibai couldn't figure it out, he sat in the living room, looked at the thin business card in his hand, and fell into deep thought.

Although golden light and red light have never been used as a criterion for ghosts to be good or bad.

Good ghosts and good deeds may give red light, while bad ghosts and bad deeds may give golden light.

But the problem is...

Mr. Gao is not even a ghost!

Just as Lian Xi was thinking, the door opened with a creak, and a tall and handsome man came out of the room.Lian Xi subconsciously turned his head to look at the other party, and the man walked straight to the kitchen.When passing by the living room, Mr. Xi stopped and saw the business card Lian Xi was holding in his hand.

Huh.

President Xi raised his eyebrows lightly, sneered, and walked into the kitchen.

Lian Xi: "???"

Coming out of the kitchen, Jichen said indifferently: "You still have the paper given by that human being."

Lian Xi came to his senses: "You mean this business card?" Suddenly, out of nowhere, Lian Xi's mind flashed, and he asked, "That...Master Heiwuchang, if you want to see it, Mr. Gao, that is, the one on the business card If this person dies, what will happen to him when he goes to the underworld, what kind of reincarnation will he be reborn in the next life? Will there be any good rewards?"

Ji Chen: "Huh?"

Lian Xi smiled gently: "I'm curious, so I'll ask."

President Xi also laughed: "How many layers of hell are there in the underworld?"

"Ah?" Lian Xi was taken aback, "Eh, about eighteen floors?"

Ji Chen: "Oh, then don't reincarnate, let's fry it in a frying pan first."

Lian Xi: "..."

Don't think that I don't know that you are avenging yourself because people called you sick!

Lian Xi thought it over, if Mr. Gao's time is approaching, he will definitely persuade Mr. Gao not to die in Sucheng.If you die, you have to find a good place to die. If you offend Heiwuchang in Sioux City, they only want you to fry them in a frying pan until they are golden and crispy, and then they will not give up!

I kept complaining in my heart, but Lian Xi didn't change on the surface.

Although this Hei Wuchang has a very small mind and likes to care about every detail, but at this moment, if he wants to avoid a meal of flies next time, he has to start with the other party.

Lian Xi contemplated for a long time, looked up at his only roommate left, he was about to speak, suddenly, the phone rang.

Lian Xi picked up the phone and looked at it.

"..."

Can scammers call 110 these days?

Line connected.

Lian Xi: "Hello."

On the phone: "Hello, is this Lian Xi, ID number 3205861997... This is Suzhou City Public Security Bureau."

Instantly regained consciousness, Lian Xi sat up straight: "Yes, I am. What's the matter?"

"Oh, it's like this. You have a friend named Su Jiao. He is now in our criminal police detachment. His ID card seems to have been left behind at home. Although we can find his identity information directly from the Internet, but about his Some things, I hope you can come here and accept some questions. At the same time, you can bring his ID card here by the way. "

Lian Xi's eyes tightened: "Is Su Jiao okay?"

"Hehe, come here first, please cooperate with the investigation."

When the voice fell, the other party hung up the phone, and a beeping busy tone came from the sound hole of the phone.

Lian Xi frowned suspiciously, and looked up at his only remaining roommate.

The two looked at each other.

After a while.

Ji Chen: "Who is Su Jiao?"

Lian Xi: "..."

Don't be like this, Su Jiao will really cry.

***

Su City Public Security Bureau, Criminal Police Detachment.

Su Jiao, who woke up from his sleep, still didn't open his eyes in a daze, but was pushed into the police car by two policemen who broke into the dormitory, each with one arm, and sent to the interrogation room.

The big black iron door slammed shut, and the whole room trembled three times. Su Jiao's drowsiness was also completely awakened by this shock.

"What's the matter, what's the matter, where is this?"

Su Jiao, who was wearing pajamas and shorts, opened his eyes wide in horror, and looked around. He was not stupid, of course he knew that he was arrested and taken to the police station.

But why!

Su Jiao was trembling with fright, when the door opened, an old policeman in police uniform walked in with a new apprentice.

The old policeman sat in front of Su Jiao, he chuckled: "Su Jiao, long time no see, do you remember me?"

Su Jiao stared at him blankly, but didn't reply.

boom!

The rookie detective at the side slammed the table, and the high-wattage searchlight shone on Su Jiao's face, making his scalp numb and his eyes squinted.

The rookie criminal policeman sang his face, and said viciously: "Captain Wu is talking to you, did you hear me?"

Only then did Su Jiao come to his senses, he opened his mouth dryly, and said slowly, "Are you... It seems that we met at the police station?"

Team Wu smiled: "Yes, we met at the Wumen Police Station a month ago. At that time, you and your friend ran in suddenly in the middle of the night, saying that a netizen was going to commit suicide, and asked us to help find it. Do you remember Fa? "

Su Jiao: "Remember, remember."

Team Wu: "Hehe, just remember. I came to you today because I have something to ask you."

Su Jiao: "What's the matter?"

The criminal policeman stared: "Be serious, don't smile like a hippie!"

Su Jiao retracted his neck again.

Dui Wu winked at the new apprentice, who immediately took out a document from the folder and put it in front of Su Jiao.Su Jiao lowered his head and looked at the girl's photo on the information.

Wu Dui: "Do you recognize Sun Yan?"

Su Jiao was honest, nodding his head like a pounding garlic: "I recognize it."

Wu Dui: "Then she disappeared three days ago, do you know?"

Su Jiao: "Huh?"

After being stunned for a few seconds, Su Jiao realized all of a sudden, his heart went cold, his whole body fell into an ice cellar, and he hurried to avenge: "No, uncle policeman, it's none of my business. I'm a graduate student, she's an undergraduate student, we both Those who don’t go to class together are not familiar at all! I didn’t know she was missing, I only found out when you told me now, and her disappearance couldn’t possibly have anything to do with me.”

The rookie detective slapped the table: "Why are you so excited, did you say you did it? Be honest!"

Su Jiao suddenly wilted.

Wu Dui stared straight at him, and after a few seconds, he smiled slowly: "You said it has nothing to do with you?"

Su Jiao: "Yes!"

Wu Dui: "Oh, then do you know that just after you moved back to the dormitory building of Sioux City University, Sun Yan suddenly made mysterious phone calls and went out with people... Her roommate said, she said She's in a relationship. With a graduate student from Sioux City University. Guess who that graduate student is?"

Su Jiao felt cold all over and opened his mouth, feeling that he couldn't explain it.

Wu Dui laughed and said, "She said, that person is called Su Jiao."

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Crispy dumplings: QAQ Lian Xi, help me, woo woo, save me, Lian Xi, I was wronged woo woo! ! !