Send you flowers, say you love me

There was a strange woman's song playing in the restaurant, the live version sounded broken, but there was a line in the lyrics that well explained everyone's mentality.Even if the whole world is unhappy, so what.

After a symbolic glance at the menu, he threw it back to Qin Yang. Ling Xuan started to stare at the person opposite, feeling like he had seen it somewhere before, and seemed to have a little impression, but he couldn't grasp the tail of the memory all of a sudden.

"Try looking at me with lewd eyes again." Du Ruo could feel the searchlight-like sight from the front without raising his head.

"Se, you also blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes." Ling Xuan reflexively pushed back.Thinking about this guy, I must have seen him in places other than the mirror, especially his tone and demeanor, which couldn't be more annoying.

"Why don't you go through the menu? Anyway, they treat guests." Du Ruo seemed to be discussing with Ji Yalan next to him, but the voice was so loud that the four people present could hear it clearly.

"Can we be more restrained." Ji Yalan used an affirmative sentence, specifically referring to Du Ruo's undisguised dislike for Ling Xuan.

"No, I think he is probably coveting you." It seems that in Du Ruo's eyes, all male creatures are like rivals in love.

"We have met." Ling Xuan suppressed the urge to roll his eyes to the sky, and also used affirmative sentences.Seeing the petty look of the dwarf on the opposite side, Ling Xuan suddenly remembered the not-so-pleasant experience that happened in the capital.

One day half a year ago, Ling Xuan appeared as an art examinee in the written examination room of a certain university in Beijing. Since the examination was approaching, the front row near the still life was occupied, leaving only a few scattered ones around the corners. The location can be chosen.Looking around the examination room, he finally found a place not too far behind in the crowd. Ling Xuan trotted over and was about to put down his tools, but was snatched by a guy who appeared out of nowhere.

Originally, there was no difference in painting in any position in the art test, but later, in front of the position Ling Xuan was looking for, there was a guy who was sitting half a head taller than himself, so Ling Xuan could only kneel on the stool aggrieved Even if you are so thick-skinned that there are no dead ends in 360 degrees, you still feel ashamed to paint on the Internet.Wearing thick clothes in the cold winter months could not make up for the long two-hour exam time. Ling Xuan came out of the exam room almost limp, and was ridiculed by Ah Wei because of the bruises on his knees, saying that dirty people are dirty even in the exam.

Of course, this can't be blamed on Du Ruo, who was also an art candidate at the time. After all, who doesn't want to strive for a good grade in the college entrance examination.The problem is that the two met in the school toilet afterwards, and Ling Xuan experienced one of the most humiliating things in his life. Du Ruo's screams broke through the sky and attracted the crowds who passed by eating melons, because they felt that they were in the men's toilet. He saw a girl, and that girl was still sneaking sneaky glances at him.

However, Ling Xuan swore that he was really just passing by to wash his hands. The point is, apart from his effeminate face, he is not too tall. Fisheye.But Du Ruo is almost a short man, his only advantage is that he barely looks like a man, or a gentleman.So Ling Xuan was upset. It's not that she has never been treated as a girl since she was a child, but it is the second time they have met, and they still treat themselves as a woman. The intentional element in this should not be too obvious.So Ling Xuan inherited the beautiful tradition of making a move when it was time to make a move. Without a word, he took Du Ruo and beat him violently, in order to show his masculinity.

Although Du Ruo was wronged first, but by looking at his appearance, he knew that he was not someone who would let it go when he suffered a loss. That afternoon, he brought a group of people back to find a place, but he ran into Ji Yalan who was innocently passing by and lying on the gun.Under Ji Yalan's earnest persuasion, the two decided to decide the outcome in a gentleman's way, and they won't complain about winning or losing.

"We've seen each other!" Du Ruo also reacted, and suddenly jumped up from his seat. He didn't eat, and grabbed Ling Xuan's sleeve to go out of the restaurant.

"What's the situation?" Ji Yalan and Qin Yang stared wide-eyed, and they both saw the puzzlement in each other's eyes, so they could only reluctantly pull back the runaway dwarfs.

"Do you still remember the first time we met?" Du Ruo asked angrily.

"I don't remember." Ji Yalan shook her head honestly.It is very tiring to associate with this dwarf, to remember all kinds of inexplicable anniversaries, so harsh that you even have to ask for strawberry-flavored ice cream for the first time, and changing to matcha flavor is another first time.Anyway, she couldn't remember one or two, so Ji Yalan simply forgot all of them.Oh no, the two haven't started dating yet, and they are probably in an ambiguous state at the moment, and they can't do anything worse than being a backup for each other.

"You..." Du Ruo didn't catch up and was almost suffocated to death by herself. She gave the man with glasses a threatening look that wouldn't allow him to enter the room tonight, and completely forgot that Qin Yang's guest room had a set of gifts.

"This is a story I don't know." The sourness in Qin Yang's tone filled the restaurant.Although Ling Xuan was still mocking him a few hours ago when he saw the beautiful man lose his soul, now it turned into something that the two dwarves had to talk about.

The parties looked at each other, exchanged a tacit look, and sat back at the table silently.

"I'm hungry." The unison couldn't be more tacit.

As a witness, Ji Yalan tried hard to recall the scene of that day, which was also the beginning of his relationship with Du Ruo.At that time, not long after I returned to China, I went to my alma mater to see my former teachers. I stopped by the school cafeteria to eat a dark meal commemorating the tail of youth. Then I found a commotion, and ran to watch with the feeling that watching the excitement was not a big deal.Then, driven by the sudden professionalism, Ji Yalan stepped forward to stop the two short men who were fighting, and proposed a solution to the problem.

Suddenly, the phone rang a text message, and Ji Yalan looked down at the screen. The sender, Qin Yang, asked what happened that day.

Ji Yalan replied with a few words in a concise manner, and the two dwarfs competed for fixed-point shooting.

Facts have proved that not every dwarf is called Miyagi Ryota or Kuroko Tetsuya. Some people are short not because they don’t exercise, but because they really don’t have motor cells.The corners of Ji Yalan's mouth twitched as he recalled the grand occasion on the basketball court. The two students, who were about the same size and had the same fair skin, looked like weak students, standing outside the penalty area and smashing at the basket.At the beginning, I was able to throw the ball in a roughly standard posture. After repeated shots, I started to show tricks.After tossing around like this for about an hour, the two breathless sat directly on the ground and made an appointment to fight again next time. The game ended in an average.

"You know how to play basketball?" Qin Yang asked Ling Xuan in a low voice, the shorty didn't have this skill in his impression.

"Are you basketball?" Ling Xuan asked angrily.

During the following lunch time, no matter how intimidating and lure Qin Yang was, he even said such outrageous things about himself at night, Ling Xuan remained unmoved, and refused to reveal what happened that day.However, the two dwarves got closer because of some unspeakable things that everyone knew, talking and laughing as if they cared for each other.

"Did the two of you have a big deal recently? I feel like I've seen you somewhere before." Du Ruo recalled, frowning.

"I just said that you have met before." Qin Yang tried to join the conversation, so as to figure out the specific content of the matter.

"Weibo or something." Du Ruo bumped into the arm of the person next to him, "The guy you told me last time who painted hot blood and made Jiman come out of the closet looks a bit like Shorty Ling."

"Didn't I see that you are also a fan of the young master?" Ling Xuan did not shy away from it, but was more interested in Du Ruo knowing about him.

"It's just you? I don't even think about it. No wonder people say that when God closes a door for someone, he will definitely pinch his head, and he will speak out." Du Ruo was disgusted and did not shy away, "My family The glasses are also from your circle, so I can hardly be considered a writer."

"What's it called, maybe I know." Qin Yang continued to intervene in the topic unremittingly.

"Instead of such boring things, it's better to talk about your victory and defeat that day..." Ji Yalan suddenly said.

"Don't be dirty." Du Ruo gave Ji Yalan a white look. Isn't this forcing people to say your pen name? If you want to change the subject, you don't know how to find a better one.

"Pfft..." Hearing that he was looking for a familiar name, Qin Yang lived up to everyone's expectations and knew it. He squirted a mouthful of affectionate carbonated drink towards the opposite side, but was fortunately blocked by Ji Yalan's quick-sighted and quick-handed napkin.

"You really know?" Du Ruo was a little surprised, as if he had found a revolutionary comrade. There are really not many men who like to read romance novels these days, "Then he still has a pseudonym, you must not know, be elegant."

"Being elegant and not being dirty are the same person?" Qin Yang raised his voice in shock, feeling that his three views had been refreshed.Don't Dirty is an orthodox writer of modern romance novels, known for his relaxed and cheerful short essays.To be elegant is a great god-level little Huangwen writer, professional heart and body abuse will not change for 100 years, even if he is threatened by readers to send blades, he is still abusive and arrogant, the tragic emotions and detailed descriptions with a strong sense of substitution are simply amazing Little Huang Wenjie exists like Teacher Cang.I couldn't help but stare at Ji Yalan's face carefully. This guy is obviously dignified, so is he also a smart and gentleman?

Embarrassedly pushing the glasses that did not slip off the bridge of her nose, Ji Yalan could only acquiesce. It is true that her main job is to be a teacher, but who doesn’t have a little hobby? I had to make some orders in private.

"My god, my god, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!" Qin Yang suddenly saw this sentence that he often saw before, and he was immediately stabbed by two eye knives from the right and front right, and changed his words decisively, "My god Please hand over your manuscript!"

"Master doesn't like your flattering eyes very much." Ling Xuan hinted sinisterly.

"Last time you clearly said that what he wrote was very interesting..." Qin Yang gave the person next to him a small look of grievance, brother Qiuwen is not just to read it with you.