Send you flowers, say you love me
Chapter 56
After the two elders of the Ling family returned home, Ling Xuan was arrested and went home. The reason was that the parents of the Ling family felt that the married son had to hurry up and enjoy the last bit of tenderness. Like a wall.
Because the two lived too close together, they somehow formed the habit of going to each other's house for a day.After going to Ling's house for breakfast, Qin Yang tried to go home quickly without ink stains, but Ling Xuan blocked the door and refused to let him go out.
"What's wrong?" Qin Yang looked at the expressionless dwarf blocking the door in bewilderment. Although it was a daily expression, he didn't know why he could always feel the chill.
"The toilet is clogged, go unclog it."
Shouldn’t flushing the toilet be called housekeeping service? He glanced at the serious Ling Xuan suspiciously, and sneaked a glance at the clock hanging on the wall. There might be a delay, Qin Yang left under Ling Xuan’s signal. In the so-called blocked toilet, two lumps of human excrement in the toilet seemed to be laughing at himself.
Trying to recall the knowledge of unclogging the sewer that didn't exist in his mind, Qin Yang felt as if he had heard that soaking in hot water could soften the stool and then dissolve it into the water by itself, and the problem of toilet clogging would be solved easily.I silently praised myself for my erudition in my heart, took the shower head in the bathroom and rushed towards the toilet.
"Are you washing the toilet?" Ling Xuan watched Qin Yang complete a series of movements with twitching corners of his mouth, wondering if he should retreat and leave some space for Qin Yang and the toilet.
"Please tell me to clear the toilet, little prince." Qin Yang proudly watched the objects in the urinal gradually break up under the impact of the water flow.
However, the facts proved that the method of using hot water to unclog the sewer was unscientific. It also irritated Xiang who was lying quietly in the urinal, and exuded a strong anger, directly killing the expectant Qin Yang instantly.
"Fuck, this is really a human thing, how can it smell like this!" Qin Yang turned around and rushed out the door, apologizing to Ling Xuan who had already flashed five meters away, "Brother, this thing seems to be messed up!" Not sure."
"So you just cooked it, and the next step is to put it on a plate and eat it?" Ling Xuan complained maliciously.
Looking at Ling Xuan in embarrassment, Qin Yang rubbed his nose helplessly, and was about to find out his mobile phone to research the housekeeping service hotline, when he saw the short man walk into the toilet pinching his nose with disgust on his face, and lightly pressed the flush button.The strong-smelling items in the toilet are sucked into the hole along with the water flow, the residual odor in the air slowly subsides, and life becomes beautiful again.
Seeing Ling Xuan's series of calm movements, Qin Yang suddenly felt that the whole person was not well. The toilet is not blocked, right? Is the shorty thinking that life is too boring and making fun of himself?
"The toilet is not blocked." Qin Yang expressed his displeasure at being tricked.
"It's blocked, you fixed it." Ling Xuan said big lies without changing his expression.
"I didn't do anything!"
"You cooked shit." Ling Xuan gave Qin Yang a look that you knew was useless, but his tone was full of affirmation, as if Qin Yang had done something great.
"I..." Qin Yang found himself speechless, admitting that he was useless would definitely not be able to do it. Could it be that he did such a stupid thing as boiling stool in hot water?Therefore, the best choice at the moment is of course to change the subject, "I have something to go out today." As soon as the words fell, Qin Yang wanted to slap himself hard. Tell the dwarf.
"Well, what are you going to do?" Ling Xuan stood leaning against the wall with his shoulders in his arms, thinking that it would be so easy to chat with someone whose IQ had never woken up in bed, and he could speak out without any tricks.
"Just go out for a stroll and buy some snacks or something." Qin Yang began to talk about him from left to right.
"Where are you going?"
"Machine...machine factory, let's go to wash the car for maintenance."
"The machinery factory maintains the car, a new project that your father entrusted to you to develop?" Ling Xuan raised his eyebrows. This lie is too false to accept.
"Hey, how do you know? As expected of my Xuanxuan, she is really different from ordinary people's intelligence." Qin Yang smiled, thinking that the dwarf made a good excuse for himself.
Hearing this, Ling Xuan almost sprayed his old blood on the wall, when did Qin Yang get such a thick skin that can climb up any pole, and he can chat as agreed.
"Why are you going to the airport?" Ling Xuan is not someone who is easy to fool. Given the cheekiness of someone who can defend perfectly in all directions with 360 degrees and no dead ends, Ling Xuan decided that it would be easier to get straight to the point.
"How do you know..." Qin Yang wished he could bite off his tongue, and actually admitted his intentions just like that. Anyway, my eldest brother was also a big shot who played the role of a beautiful girl and called Sailor Moon when he was a child.Now that you've been discovered, of course you have to admit it generously, "Go to the airport to pick up the English teacher. He's here today. If you don't go now, it's too late. Let's go and have dinner together later."
Then Ling Xuan saw that Qin Yang seemed to be relieved, and ran out of the gate of Ling's house with small steps in a hurry, leaving himself with a sour face full of sorrow and not knowing who to show.
The reason why I care so much about the English teacher is because the teacher is a man, and he is a good-looking man who looks delicious.These days, not only do we have to guard against the opposite sex, but the greater threat comes from the same sex. Ling Xuan feels that he is really tired.
Qin Yang ran all the way to the eighty yards that a good boy must never learn, and finally rushed to the airport before the plane landed.Meeting Ji Yalan at the airport exit, Qin Yang's excitement was beyond words, probably because the teacher is handsome and the teacher is handsome and the teacher is handsome, important things are said three times.Although Qin Yang is already a family man, this does not hinder his hobby of looking at beautiful men.
Facing the rearview mirror to tidy up his appearance, I don't know if it was because of the nourishment of love, Qin Yang felt that he looked a lot better, with a nose and eyes, as if he had no nose and eyes before.What if the teacher takes a fancy to me? The dwarf also said that the guy is gay at first glance. If he didn't like him, why would he come here from other places to be a tutor?But it's also true, I have a look on my face that I'm a fool and money comes quickly, so it's strange that some people don't like me.
While Qin Yang was dreaming in a boring way, the phone rang, Ji Yalan's name dangled on the screen, and the plane landed.
"Excuse me, are you Qin Yang?" Ji Yalan's voice was the same as his appearance, so gentle that you could get tired of it, giving people an inexplicable sense of intimacy.
"Teacher Ji, right? I'll wait for you at Exit A." Qin Yang said that although he was not a voice controler, he still had no resistance to Ji Yalan's voice.If the dwarf's voice is that of a boy in the voice-changing period, then the new tutor is the reassuring big brother voice, although Qin Yang doesn't know what adjective the big brother voice is.
"Well, maybe you have to wait a little longer." Ji Yalan's voice revealed hesitation, paused, and continued, "I saw your car."
Suddenly someone knocked on the glass of the passenger seat, Qin Yang rolled down the window, a man wearing glasses and smiling shyly looked at him with his head tilted.The door lock was unlocked, and the man opened the door and sat in.Although he didn't want to admit it, Qin Yang felt his heart skipped a beat because of this man's smile.
How should this man say, he seems very serious when he doesn't speak, but when he smiles, he has a smile on his brows and eyes, which makes people smile along with him involuntarily.As expected of a teacher, it is Qin Yang's direct feeling that he can easily arouse other people's emotions.
"Uh, this car can only accommodate two people." Ji Yalan said awkwardly.
"Why, there are still people?" Qin Yang thought to himself, the first time I met my elder brother, of course, the priority is to be handsome. Didn't I see a capitalized word "handsome" on my forehead?
"I have a friend who will probably come out later, and it's also on the same plane." Ji Yalan touched her nose with a hint of helplessness in her smile.
"Boyfriend?" Qin Yang blurted out, the pampering in Ji Yalan's smile was so obvious that anyone with a discerning eye could see it, okay?It's much easier to have a boyfriend, at least he won't make the dwarf angry because he likes him, but since he doesn't like him, why did he come all the way from the capital to see that he doesn't look like someone who is short of money.
"Ah?" Ji Yalan was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Qin Yang to ask such a direct question. She touched her face unconsciously. Anyway, she is also a figure who is a teacher. The calcium is so obvious that even the first time she met Can anyone feel it?Pulling the corners of her mouth and smiling, Ji Yalan felt that her embarrassing cancer was about to explode, "The kid is throwing a temper tantrum, just wait a little bit, I will take the bus with him later."
It seems that he is waiting for her boyfriend by default. Qin Yang praises Ling Xuan's wit in his heart. It's just a photo, and he can actually see the essence through the phenomenon.Speaking of the child's temper, Qin Yang felt that he seemed to have found a comrade. There was a short boy with an unpredictable temper in his family. Maybe he could become good friends with Ji Yalan's family. It happened that Ling Xuan didn't have many friends.
However, Qin Yang was too happy to be happy, but forgot a very important fact. Two inefficient lamps together may cause a fire, and the person who was directly burned was the one who was excitedly thinking that he could introduce friends to Ling Xuan. Someone, and the innocent man next door to him lying on the gun.
"My family also has a dwarf, probably..." Qin Yang's enthusiastic introduction was interrupted by a knock on the window.
Rolling down the window, a little boy with a bright smile was standing beside the car, about the height of Ling Xuan, beckoning to Ji Yalan with a harmless face, Ji Yalan silently lowered his head, struggled symbolically for a few seconds, and automatically get off.But the boy's goal didn't seem to be Ji Yalan, he ignored him as if he was empty, and continued to smile at Qin Yang.
"Looking for me?" Qin Yang pointed at himself suspiciously, got affirmative nod, and got out of the car without knowing why.
Because the two lived too close together, they somehow formed the habit of going to each other's house for a day.After going to Ling's house for breakfast, Qin Yang tried to go home quickly without ink stains, but Ling Xuan blocked the door and refused to let him go out.
"What's wrong?" Qin Yang looked at the expressionless dwarf blocking the door in bewilderment. Although it was a daily expression, he didn't know why he could always feel the chill.
"The toilet is clogged, go unclog it."
Shouldn’t flushing the toilet be called housekeeping service? He glanced at the serious Ling Xuan suspiciously, and sneaked a glance at the clock hanging on the wall. There might be a delay, Qin Yang left under Ling Xuan’s signal. In the so-called blocked toilet, two lumps of human excrement in the toilet seemed to be laughing at himself.
Trying to recall the knowledge of unclogging the sewer that didn't exist in his mind, Qin Yang felt as if he had heard that soaking in hot water could soften the stool and then dissolve it into the water by itself, and the problem of toilet clogging would be solved easily.I silently praised myself for my erudition in my heart, took the shower head in the bathroom and rushed towards the toilet.
"Are you washing the toilet?" Ling Xuan watched Qin Yang complete a series of movements with twitching corners of his mouth, wondering if he should retreat and leave some space for Qin Yang and the toilet.
"Please tell me to clear the toilet, little prince." Qin Yang proudly watched the objects in the urinal gradually break up under the impact of the water flow.
However, the facts proved that the method of using hot water to unclog the sewer was unscientific. It also irritated Xiang who was lying quietly in the urinal, and exuded a strong anger, directly killing the expectant Qin Yang instantly.
"Fuck, this is really a human thing, how can it smell like this!" Qin Yang turned around and rushed out the door, apologizing to Ling Xuan who had already flashed five meters away, "Brother, this thing seems to be messed up!" Not sure."
"So you just cooked it, and the next step is to put it on a plate and eat it?" Ling Xuan complained maliciously.
Looking at Ling Xuan in embarrassment, Qin Yang rubbed his nose helplessly, and was about to find out his mobile phone to research the housekeeping service hotline, when he saw the short man walk into the toilet pinching his nose with disgust on his face, and lightly pressed the flush button.The strong-smelling items in the toilet are sucked into the hole along with the water flow, the residual odor in the air slowly subsides, and life becomes beautiful again.
Seeing Ling Xuan's series of calm movements, Qin Yang suddenly felt that the whole person was not well. The toilet is not blocked, right? Is the shorty thinking that life is too boring and making fun of himself?
"The toilet is not blocked." Qin Yang expressed his displeasure at being tricked.
"It's blocked, you fixed it." Ling Xuan said big lies without changing his expression.
"I didn't do anything!"
"You cooked shit." Ling Xuan gave Qin Yang a look that you knew was useless, but his tone was full of affirmation, as if Qin Yang had done something great.
"I..." Qin Yang found himself speechless, admitting that he was useless would definitely not be able to do it. Could it be that he did such a stupid thing as boiling stool in hot water?Therefore, the best choice at the moment is of course to change the subject, "I have something to go out today." As soon as the words fell, Qin Yang wanted to slap himself hard. Tell the dwarf.
"Well, what are you going to do?" Ling Xuan stood leaning against the wall with his shoulders in his arms, thinking that it would be so easy to chat with someone whose IQ had never woken up in bed, and he could speak out without any tricks.
"Just go out for a stroll and buy some snacks or something." Qin Yang began to talk about him from left to right.
"Where are you going?"
"Machine...machine factory, let's go to wash the car for maintenance."
"The machinery factory maintains the car, a new project that your father entrusted to you to develop?" Ling Xuan raised his eyebrows. This lie is too false to accept.
"Hey, how do you know? As expected of my Xuanxuan, she is really different from ordinary people's intelligence." Qin Yang smiled, thinking that the dwarf made a good excuse for himself.
Hearing this, Ling Xuan almost sprayed his old blood on the wall, when did Qin Yang get such a thick skin that can climb up any pole, and he can chat as agreed.
"Why are you going to the airport?" Ling Xuan is not someone who is easy to fool. Given the cheekiness of someone who can defend perfectly in all directions with 360 degrees and no dead ends, Ling Xuan decided that it would be easier to get straight to the point.
"How do you know..." Qin Yang wished he could bite off his tongue, and actually admitted his intentions just like that. Anyway, my eldest brother was also a big shot who played the role of a beautiful girl and called Sailor Moon when he was a child.Now that you've been discovered, of course you have to admit it generously, "Go to the airport to pick up the English teacher. He's here today. If you don't go now, it's too late. Let's go and have dinner together later."
Then Ling Xuan saw that Qin Yang seemed to be relieved, and ran out of the gate of Ling's house with small steps in a hurry, leaving himself with a sour face full of sorrow and not knowing who to show.
The reason why I care so much about the English teacher is because the teacher is a man, and he is a good-looking man who looks delicious.These days, not only do we have to guard against the opposite sex, but the greater threat comes from the same sex. Ling Xuan feels that he is really tired.
Qin Yang ran all the way to the eighty yards that a good boy must never learn, and finally rushed to the airport before the plane landed.Meeting Ji Yalan at the airport exit, Qin Yang's excitement was beyond words, probably because the teacher is handsome and the teacher is handsome and the teacher is handsome, important things are said three times.Although Qin Yang is already a family man, this does not hinder his hobby of looking at beautiful men.
Facing the rearview mirror to tidy up his appearance, I don't know if it was because of the nourishment of love, Qin Yang felt that he looked a lot better, with a nose and eyes, as if he had no nose and eyes before.What if the teacher takes a fancy to me? The dwarf also said that the guy is gay at first glance. If he didn't like him, why would he come here from other places to be a tutor?But it's also true, I have a look on my face that I'm a fool and money comes quickly, so it's strange that some people don't like me.
While Qin Yang was dreaming in a boring way, the phone rang, Ji Yalan's name dangled on the screen, and the plane landed.
"Excuse me, are you Qin Yang?" Ji Yalan's voice was the same as his appearance, so gentle that you could get tired of it, giving people an inexplicable sense of intimacy.
"Teacher Ji, right? I'll wait for you at Exit A." Qin Yang said that although he was not a voice controler, he still had no resistance to Ji Yalan's voice.If the dwarf's voice is that of a boy in the voice-changing period, then the new tutor is the reassuring big brother voice, although Qin Yang doesn't know what adjective the big brother voice is.
"Well, maybe you have to wait a little longer." Ji Yalan's voice revealed hesitation, paused, and continued, "I saw your car."
Suddenly someone knocked on the glass of the passenger seat, Qin Yang rolled down the window, a man wearing glasses and smiling shyly looked at him with his head tilted.The door lock was unlocked, and the man opened the door and sat in.Although he didn't want to admit it, Qin Yang felt his heart skipped a beat because of this man's smile.
How should this man say, he seems very serious when he doesn't speak, but when he smiles, he has a smile on his brows and eyes, which makes people smile along with him involuntarily.As expected of a teacher, it is Qin Yang's direct feeling that he can easily arouse other people's emotions.
"Uh, this car can only accommodate two people." Ji Yalan said awkwardly.
"Why, there are still people?" Qin Yang thought to himself, the first time I met my elder brother, of course, the priority is to be handsome. Didn't I see a capitalized word "handsome" on my forehead?
"I have a friend who will probably come out later, and it's also on the same plane." Ji Yalan touched her nose with a hint of helplessness in her smile.
"Boyfriend?" Qin Yang blurted out, the pampering in Ji Yalan's smile was so obvious that anyone with a discerning eye could see it, okay?It's much easier to have a boyfriend, at least he won't make the dwarf angry because he likes him, but since he doesn't like him, why did he come all the way from the capital to see that he doesn't look like someone who is short of money.
"Ah?" Ji Yalan was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Qin Yang to ask such a direct question. She touched her face unconsciously. Anyway, she is also a figure who is a teacher. The calcium is so obvious that even the first time she met Can anyone feel it?Pulling the corners of her mouth and smiling, Ji Yalan felt that her embarrassing cancer was about to explode, "The kid is throwing a temper tantrum, just wait a little bit, I will take the bus with him later."
It seems that he is waiting for her boyfriend by default. Qin Yang praises Ling Xuan's wit in his heart. It's just a photo, and he can actually see the essence through the phenomenon.Speaking of the child's temper, Qin Yang felt that he seemed to have found a comrade. There was a short boy with an unpredictable temper in his family. Maybe he could become good friends with Ji Yalan's family. It happened that Ling Xuan didn't have many friends.
However, Qin Yang was too happy to be happy, but forgot a very important fact. Two inefficient lamps together may cause a fire, and the person who was directly burned was the one who was excitedly thinking that he could introduce friends to Ling Xuan. Someone, and the innocent man next door to him lying on the gun.
"My family also has a dwarf, probably..." Qin Yang's enthusiastic introduction was interrupted by a knock on the window.
Rolling down the window, a little boy with a bright smile was standing beside the car, about the height of Ling Xuan, beckoning to Ji Yalan with a harmless face, Ji Yalan silently lowered his head, struggled symbolically for a few seconds, and automatically get off.But the boy's goal didn't seem to be Ji Yalan, he ignored him as if he was empty, and continued to smile at Qin Yang.
"Looking for me?" Qin Yang pointed at himself suspiciously, got affirmative nod, and got out of the car without knowing why.
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