The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

The phone rang relentlessly.

Duan Wenzheng's eyes fell on the caller ID, and he answered the phone indifferently.

"what's up?"

The person on the other side of the phone was taken aback.

"Where's Xue Lan?"

"Beside me, you haven't woken up yet, what's wrong?"

"..." Wen Yan recalled that they spent the night at the Internet cafe together last night, and suppressed his anger: "Let Xue Lan answer the phone."

"Didn't you hear that?" Duan Wenzheng sneered and said, "He's sleeping, just tell me if you need anything."

"..." Wen Yan gritted his teeth and said, "Let him come to LGW and talk about the specific signing matters."

Duan Wenzheng was not overly surprised: "I can't go, let's go another day."

Wen Yan asked in a low voice as if he couldn't bear it anymore: "What do you mean?"

"sick."

"Ill?" Wen Yan's voice subconsciously raised half a point: "Why are you sick?"

"How did you get sick?" Duan Wenzheng said coldly, "I don't know who dragged him to stand outside for so long in such a cold day yesterday."

"..." Wen Yan lowered his voice: "Are you still in the Internet cafe? I'll go over..."

"Oh no, we're at his house now. As for the team, I'll take him with me when I report tomorrow. The captain doesn't have to worry about it."

After all, he cut off the phone without waiting for Wen Yan to say anything else.

The world is clean.

When Xue Lan peeked out of the bathroom after taking a shower, Duan Wenzheng was leaning on the bed and looking at his phone.

Duan Wenzheng caught a glimpse of his sneaky appearance and thought it was funny, so he beckoned: "Come here, take the medicine."

Xue Lan breathed a sigh of relief seeing that he had returned to his normal appearance, walked to the bedside and obediently took the medicine.

Duan Wenzheng on the side had already turned on the live broadcast, and the voice from the phone was familiar and piercing, and Xue Lan immediately recognized that it was the anchor from yesterday.

After Duan Wenzheng asked for the address yesterday, he took a picture of the keyboard. I don't know if it's here yet...

"Just now LGW announced the news of Meng Qi's retirement."

Xue Lan gasped: "So fast?!"

"Well, the wind on the Internet is pretty good now, and I won't ask Wen Yan why he went to the youth training camp to be a special teacher." Duan Wenzheng looked at the child with a towel on his shoulders and wet hair on his head: "Wen Yan Yan also said when the media asked Huo Ran, "Is the player he recognizes the most really Deng Ruiqiu?" He said that he thinks you are the most promising striker in the youth training camp."

Hearing this, Xue Lan's eyes flickered brightly.

Although Wen Yan also expressed his approval of him before the end of the youth training, there is an essential difference between approving and... the most optimistic.

Xue Lan's heart jumped with joy, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Duan Wenzheng's unfriendly gaze.

"..."

Xue Lan hurriedly changed the subject: "What are you looking at?"

"After this interview came out, those people from the youth training camp collectively attacked this anchor and asked him to fulfill the promise he made two months ago. But..." Duan Wenzheng handed him the phone as he spoke, and walked to the bathroom by himself: "They probably didn't expect that this anchor would be so thick-skinned. Taking advantage of the large number of people, they would directly scold him regardless of whether they were right or not, and directly started the live broadcast, saying that it was... to unwrap presents on a live broadcast."

"..." Xue Lan stared blankly at Duan Wenzheng's phone screen.

He was still wondering why the things he photographed last night arrived so early today, but what he never expected was...

Behind the anchor was a pile of unopened courier boxes.

This anchor has so many fans? !

Xue Lan glanced suspiciously at the barrage, and sure enough, all that floated out of the barrage were:

@重CP上头: Someone actually bullied Lanlan just to attract Yanshen's attention! !Also succeeded? !

@高扬兰燕大qi: I just said why Wind suddenly responded! !It turned out that someone bullied us Lanlan! !

@兰燕SZD: The anchor apologizes quickly! !

@网络重打打: The anchor promised to eat the keyboard can be arranged!

……

This anchor really has a very good psychological quality. Although his expression was not very comfortable in the bullet screen full of screens, he still pretended not to see and patted the piles of courier boxes around him.

"I received a lot of gifts from fans today, so I will do an unboxing live broadcast for everyone!"

"Thank you fans for your continued support! I am also very touched after receiving so many gifts!"

First, I looked at the irrelevant live broadcast content and barrage content without a word, and suddenly felt that I should learn more from this anchor and his shameless spirit.

Xue Lan was watching without words, when suddenly she was pushed to sit beside the bed by the people around her.

He subconsciously tried to stand up, but Duan Wenzheng held his shoulder.

"You don't even dry your hair, and you still want to have a fever again?" He said naturally, picked up the towel that Xue Lan casually put on his shoulders, and helped him wipe his hair.

Holding the mobile phone, Xue Lan secretly looked at the gentle and focused person in front of him.

Seeing that he seemed to be aware of it, looking down, Xue Lan hurriedly pretended to be indifferent and continued to watch the live broadcast.

I saw the anchor picked up the first larger courier.

"Which fan sent this?" the host asked casually, but he didn't want to get an answer from the live broadcast, because now the screen is full of Wen Yan LGW team fans, Wen Yan fans and weird fans who came after hearing the news. CP fans, the barrage has long been captured, even if someone answers, it is impossible to be seen in such a detailed barrage.

So after he finished speaking, he opened the express box, but the smile on the corner of his mouth froze instantly.

Under the anti-pressure layer of the courier box, because he opened it unpreparedly, what has been exposed to everyone in the live broadcast is a brand new...keyboard! ! !

There was an overwhelming burst of "hahahahaha" in the bullet screen, and everyone was saying that the anchor pretended not to see it, but he didn't expect someone to sneak into it, and even a fan gift was sent to remind him to cash in "eat the keyboard" The promised keyboard.

The anchor quickly re-covered the courier box.

"Thank you for this fan, I have always liked this keyboard! If you have a heart, then let's unpack a fan gift."

He tidied up his facial expressions, glanced across a pile of couriers, and finally landed on a smaller courier box.He continued to ignore the "eating keyboard" reminder on the screen, and re-opened the courier.

But when the courier was unpacked, his expression, which he had managed to organize with great difficulty, collapsed again——

This smaller courier is also a keyboard.

The one without the number keys.

There is also a note next to it: Forgive my father for being poor, 87 keys save money, but the taste is the same.

"..." Xue Lan couldn't help laughing as she watched the anchor tear up the note like crazy.

"You gave it?" Duan Wenzheng asked.

Xue Lan shook her head: "These two keyboards are too expensive, I wouldn't buy such an expensive keyboard..."

"Oh?" Duan Wenzheng grasped the essence: "So you sent the cheap one?"

"..." Xue Lan choked, pretending not to hear what he said.

In the blink of an eye, the anchor had already opened the third courier. This time, it turned out to be an obviously worn out...Internet cafe keyboard? !The anchor sat slumped in front of the live broadcast screen, and disassembled the other couriers together with disbelief——

All are keyboards.

@兰燕SZD: You can choose which keyboard to eat as an anchor.

@LGW永远的神: Hahahaha In my lifetime, I can actually see the bridge where someone can put the keyboard to my mouth if I want to eat it?

@Wind如风: If you eat keyboards, eat keyboards, don’t live broadcast after eating keyboards, and cheat live broadcast users!

……

For a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room was once again captured by the sound of "eating the keyboard".He could no longer ignore these remarks, and hugged his head in a broken state.

"I was wrong. I admit that Xue Lan played well. I should not look down on others. I apologize to him."

In the barrage, soon someone was writing "What's the use of apologizing" and "Would you like to eat the keyboard if you agreed?"

The anchor's eyes were red, and he looked pitiful: "I apologize, do you really let me eat the keyboard? How can I eat it? Will I die if I eat it?"

"Forgive others and forgive others, who is not just to make a living." The more he said, he became more and more emotional: "If I eat it, I really die, and you are all murderers! And that Xue Lan, she I can't run either!!"

Xue Lan was once again speechless about this anchor who changed his face in seconds, and he really didn't believe that his words of threatening death would be true.

But what can be done, even if the other party confuses right and wrong and takes out the keyboard and bites, it will not get any substantial harm.And if Xue Lan said anything else at this moment, I'm afraid he would also say that he has a small belly, and there will always be 1 reasons to evade right and wrong.

Xue Lan herself didn't want to delve into this matter any further.

He breathed a long sigh of relief, and raised his head as if looking for something to talk about: "Which one did you send? It can't be that... Internet cafe keyboard?"

"How can I be so tasteless." Duan Wenzheng sneered disdainfully: "It was sent by Zhou Wangqing. Yesterday the Internet cafe had a broken keyboard and the boss wanted to throw it away, so he took that keyboard away."

But - Zhou Wangqing didn't leave before they played the game with the anchor.

"So you're looking for Qingwen's address for Zhou? But..."

"Not at all."

But not right.

Zhou Wangqing has never liked herself very much. Although Zhou Wangqing mistakenly thought that he had secretly taken pictures with Wen Yan to spread rumors last time, he didn't say anything to Wen Yan, but Xue Lan still felt that in Zhou Wangqing's eyes, he was just a whole day. Love brain, and insidious and cunning stalking Wen Yan...

Why did he send the keyboard to that anchor?

Xue Lan suddenly realized: That's right, the anchor scolded himself and Duan Wenzheng together, and it was only natural that Zhou Wangqing would help Duan Wenzheng's childhood.

"You don't have any of these keyboards?" Xue Lan looked at Duan Wenzheng blankly again: "So, what did you send to that anchor?"

Duan Wenzheng sat down beside him calmly.

As the side of her body fell, Xue Lan turned to the side, subconsciously wanting to open such a short distance.

But Duan Wenzheng covered his head with the towel again, held his little head that was trying to escape, and pulled him back: "It's not dry yet, what are you hiding?"

At this moment, there was a hasty doorbell in the live broadcast room.

"There is your city express delivery! Open the door!"

The anchor stood up angrily in the barrage "You have a new keyboard, please check". When he walked to the door and opened the door, he was about to reprimand him, but he caught a glimpse of the flash operator holding only a small box in his hand.