I always attack his house and live in the underworld

I don't know if Jiang Xiaozhi is talented in cooking, but Zhou Yueze thinks it is very delicious.

Jiang Xiaozhi put in a liter of cooked rice.It was eaten up by Zhou Yueze.

When Jiang Xiaozhi was washing the dishes, Zhou Yueze was leaning on the sink and looking at him lazily.Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help but blush for a while.

Are the gods so idle?

Sir, doesn't he have to do things?

Jiang Xiaozhi put the drained bowl into the disinfection cabinet.He said, "My lord, I have homework to do. Do you have anything to do tonight?"

Zhou Yueze thought for a while, "It's nothing, what's wrong?"

Jiang Xiaozhi said, "Then do you watch TV?"

Zhou Yueze thought for a while and asked, "Is the TV good?"

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..." My lord, hasn't he watched TV?

The TV is in the first room of the left row house, which is a small living room.

The TV was covered with a dust cloth.Jiang Xiaozhi took the dustproof cloth away, plugged in the electricity, and turned on the TV.Teach Zhou Yueze how to choose and change channels, and search for movies, TV series, and variety shows.

Zhou Yueze thought it was all right, so Jiang Xiaozhi went back to the bedroom, sat at the desk and started to catch up with homework.

Not long after, the faint opening song came - Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat... Big Big Wolf...

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..."

He endured it very hard, but he still couldn't hold it back, lying on the test paper and sniggering.

My lord, he... so cute!

Zhou Yueze looked at Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf very energetically, without blinking his eyes.Sitting on the couch, hugging a pillow.Laugh haha ​​from time to time.

Just when Big Big Wolf said——I will definitely come back——he suddenly frowned, and then relaxed it again.

The entire Town God's Temple stood upright in the night wind. The cluster of flowering trees on the left side of the entrance of the Town God's Temple had been falling flowers one after another since last night, but it couldn't finish falling.

There are still more people now, and there will be more and more mountain climbers later.

At this time, among the climbers, there was an old scavenger woman with messy gray and white hair, trekking up the mountain with a dirty gray cloth bag on her back.

She is a hunchback.

He never raised his head when he was walking, but kept looking down at the road.

When people saw her, they felt that she was a bit... pitiful.

Such an old age, at least sixty.At such a late night, I still have to pick up some mineral water bottles and sell them for money.Everyone who saw it thought so.

However, that's all.

No one gave any money, or corked the bottle.

Because... the world can be saved for a while, but not for a lifetime.

Jiang Xiaozhi finished a test paper and poured a glass of water to drink.Thinking of sending water to Zhou Yueze as well.As a result, there was no water in the kettle.

Jiang Xiaozhi came out with the kettle and went to the faucet to get water.

Close the lid when full.

When he looked up, he was suddenly startled.

A hunchbacked old woman looked up at him, her cloudy eyeballs turned yellow.Just staring at Jiang Xiaozhi so firmly.

Jiang Xiaozhi almost had a heart attack.

He let out a big breath.

"Grandma, are you here to burn incense or..." He saw the bag on the old woman's back and said, "Grandma, I don't have a bottle of mineral water here. We all get mountain spring water."

The old woman looked at him without blinking her eyes, her voice was hoarse, as if she hadn't drank water for a long time, "I'll burn incense."

Jiang Xiaozhi quickly put down the kettle, "Come with me."

The old lady followed Jiang Xiaozhi from the corridor to the main hall, and when she passed by Zhou Yueze's room, she didn't even look sideways.

Jiang Xiaozhi took three incense sticks and lit them for the old lady.

The old lady bowed three times, and then inserted the incense stick tremblingly.

Jiang Xiaozhi confiscated her money.

The old woman carried her cloth pocket all the time.

After paying homage to the City God, she stared at Jiang Xiaozhi, "Little Taoist priest, give me a bowl of rice, it will be rewarding."

Jiang Xiaozhi froze for a moment, snorted, scratched the back of his head with a smile, "Wait, old lady."

Jiang Xiaozhi ran to the kitchen, dug out three big bowls of rice with a large vegetable bowl, and half of the plastic box filled with rice went down in one fell swoop.Set of two plastic bags.

When he came out of the kitchen, the old lady was already waiting at the door.

Jiang Xiaozhi gave the old woman a bag of rice.

The old woman looked at the bag of rice, but didn't pick it up or speak.

Jiang Xiaozhi: "...Old, old woman, you, you take it." Is it too little?But, but he dug most of it!

He was embarrassed and didn't know what to do. Zhou Yueze came out and said to him: "Take a rice bowl and dig a bowl of rice for her."

Jiang Xiaozhi's mung bean-sized brain realized something.Looking at the old woman, then at Zhou Yueze, he ran into the kitchen and dug out a bowl of rice.

The old woman finally took off the cloth pocket and opened it, Jiang Xiaozhi saw that it was full of rice.

Jiang Xiaozhi poured it in.

The old woman took the rice bag and walked away.

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze in a daze.

Zhou Yueze: "Aren't you going to boil the water?"

Jiang Xiaozhi snorted.

This evening he finished his homework, reviewed his homework, and tried to do two sets of real exam questions for the college entrance examination.Quickly brushed a hundred biology exercises of the same type.

It's already 11 o'clock in the evening.

He packed his things and went to Zhou Yueze's room, "My lord, are you taking a bath?"

Zhou Yueze: "..." He hasn't taken a bath for a long, long, long time.

But he nodded.

Jiang Xiaozhi taught him to use the shower.

Zhou Yueze came out of the shower, still in the same suit, Jiang Xiaozhi opened his lips, trying to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.

After Jiang Xiaozhi took a shower, he said goodnight to Zhou Yueze.

Zhou Yueze disappeared, Jiang Xiaozhi lay on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Zhou Yueze woke up early because Jiang Xiaozhi was making breakfast.so fragrant~~

Jiang Xiaozhi picked up a chopstick from the pot and put the instant noodles into the bowl, and Zhou Yueze appeared next to him, almost startling him. "My lord! Early, early!"

Zhou Yueze stared at the instant noodles with piercing eyes, "What is this? Is it delicious?" It smelled delicious.

Jiang Xiaozhi picked up a big bowl for Zhou Yueze, and most of the instant noodles were in his bowl, he handed it over and said, "I just started eating, it's still delicious."

Jiang Xiaozhi put the loose noodles into his bowl.

Zhou Yueze took a bite and narrowed his eyes. "tasty."

Jiang Xiaozhi: Your Excellency is really not picky at all!

Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi were talking at the table while eating noodles.

Jiang Xiaozhi asked Zhou Yueze curiously, "My lord, was that old lady last night... a person?"

Zhou Yueze nodded.

Jiang Xiaozhi exhaled faintly, but he didn't finish his breath. Zhou Yueze said, "I was a human before I was alive."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "!"

Breath was blocked in the chest.

Seeing Jiang Xiaozhi's frightened look, Zhou Yueze couldn't help laughing.

"That's Granny Mi."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze curiously.

After Zhou Yueze finished eating the noodles, he ate faster.Then I took a sip of soup.He slowly said to Jiang Xiaozhi who was still eating noodles: "The exact age cannot be tested. There is a beggar who walks from house to house at night. If a house is open at night, she will go in and ask for a bowl of rice." rice."

Jiang Xiaozhi asked: "Then did she get rice?"

There are very few people who don't close their doors at night, and... her cloth pocket only seems to carry three to five catties of rice... It seems that no one is willing to give her rice.

Zhou Yueze laughed as if he knew what Jiang Xiaozhi was thinking.He said: "I don't know if you can get rice if you ask for it. But if you give her rice, she will protect you from illness for a year. Also, if your bowl of rice falls into Granny Mi's bag, there will be only one grain." rice."

Jiang Xiaozhi was simply astonished.

Zhou Yueze went on to say: "I will starve to death when I meet a good person. If she meets a good person, she will give them a bite of food."

"If a starving ghost can get the rice in her sack, make it into rice, and eat it, he can also be reincarnated."

Jiang Xiaozhi was amazed.He excitedly said, "Then I won't get sick this year?"

Zhou Yueze said: "But you can't catch cold and rain on purpose. Otherwise, it won't work."

Jiang Xiaozhi grinned, his eyes turned into crescent moons.

"Then why didn't she want me to give her a bag of rice last night? If I gave her a lot, wouldn't she be able to save a few more people?"

Zhou Yueze looked at the silly Jiang Xiaozhi, and couldn't help rubbing his hair, "Little fool, do you know the equivalent exchange? If you give her so much rice, she will allocate more spiritual power to protect you. It's worth it for you." , it's not worth it to her."

"Is that so?!"

"you said?"

Jiang Xiaozhi understood. After he finished washing the dishes, he wiped the stove, and then said to Zhou Yueze with a sunny smile, "I'm off to school, my lord!"

Zhou Yueze watched Jiang Xiaozhi ride the electric donkey, Jiang Xiaozhi waved at him, and Zhou Yueze waved too.

Jiang Xiaozhi rode the electric donkey forward for about ten meters, braked the car, and shouted to Zhou Yueze: "My lord, I will bring you chicken legs tonight."

Zhou Yueze didn't speak, and watched the little Taoist priest leave with a smile.

The sun shines on the glazed tiles of the Chenghuang Temple, refracting the light.

Zhou Yueze's figure thinned out in the sunlight and disappeared.

When the wind blows, only the flowers and trees in front of the temple are falling like rain.

A chubby, round and lovely flower essence in a pink dress, like a human three-month-old baby, biting her chubby little finger, lying on a branch, staring brightly at the place where Zhou Yueze disappeared with all black eyes.

It takes shape.

On the night when Zhou Yueze came to take office, he was impressed by the landscape. Fortunately, it grew beside the Town God's Temple, so it took shape.

Looking at the place where Zhou Yueze disappeared, he felt a little lost.But soon it was sneezed by a butterfly that landed on the tip of its nose.Looking down, he saw a green hat, yellow robe, red shoes, and a white beard poking a dry tree stick, Land Fairy looked at it with a smile.

It's a joy, surprise!

Then he jumped down.

The benevolent Land Lord's face was terrified in an instant, not only did he not catch the little flower essence, he was also crushed by the little flower essence with a bang, and he cried out...