I always attack his house and live in the underworld

The dog is a two year old golden retriever.Because he had just died and the sun was hot, he couldn't get far from the corpse.Under Zhou Yueze's mana magnetic field, he was running around without fear of the sun.

The dog didn't have a leash either, so Zhou Yueze walked away with his ears pulled.

"Tell you, don't run around on the road. No, die!"

The dog drooped its ears.

Zhou Yueze asked, "Where do you live?"

"What? Fenghong Road! It takes three hours to go around here, you know? I just patrolled there yesterday. Next week, I will take you back next week. You go to live at my house first. Show me the door for two days. "

"What brand of dog food do you eat?"

"Keres? What the hell is that? Let's eat, my wife's noodles are delicious, don't pick them if they're dead."

The golden retriever is autistic.

After Zhou Yueze took the dog to patrol the area to be patrolled today, he took it home.When he returned home, Jiang Xiaozhi had been back for at least an hour.He didn't go into the house either, sitting at the table in the courtyard under the blue and black sunlight, with books and test papers spread out.

Zhou Yueze didn't quite understand either, so he called him cheerfully as soon as he entered the door: "Xiaozhi, I'm back."

Jiang Xiaozhi raised his head with a bright smile.When I saw that dog, I couldn't help but laugh, "Where did it come from?"

Zhou Yueze said: "I picked it up. Send it back to it later, let it see its owner, and it will live in our house from now on."

Jiang Xiaozhi walked over, squatted down with a smile, looked at the dog, and rubbed its head, "It's so cute." He raised his head and said to Zhou Yueze, "Do we really want to keep it?"

Zhou Yueze nodded, "Let's keep it. I'll have a companion when I patrol in the future."

Jiang Xiaozhi stood up, slightly dazed.To be honest...Although he is with Zhou Yueze, the world of the two of them doesn't seem to be merged because of this.But man is an individual.He is a human, Zhou Yueze is a ghost.He has his own life, and Zhou Yueze has his own responsibilities.

Jiang Xiaozhi was silent for a while, and said, "Yue Ze, after I'm here, I can be with you."

Zhou Yueze couldn't help hugging him into his arms and kissing his forehead, "Fool, I hope you will live a long life and die. I will patrol mine, so you should be your husband who has to go to work every day to support the family!"

"You said what I said, right?"

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded when he heard the words.But he said worriedly: "Yue Ze, you said that if I really lived to be ten years old and then passed away, wouldn't my soul also look like an old man? Wouldn't it be like you and I were together at that time? Grandpa and grandson are not like husband and wife?"

Zhou Yueze was even happier, he clenched his palm tightly, as if this would reassure Jiang Xiaozhi. "Isn't it you who are getting old? Why do you worry about your appearance? If I really don't like you because of your appearance, when you are 50 or [-] years old, as you mature and age, I will despise you more and more. I won't like you anymore, and I can't wait for the day when you die of old age. If I really love you, even if you are full of wrinkles, I won't dislike you."

"but……"

Jiang Xiaozhi's heart lifted slightly.

Zhou Yueze whispered something in his ear, and Jiang Xiaozhi's face flushed instantly.

Too shy.

Zhou Yueze said: When I was with you, I was greedy every day, and when you were old, you would still be greedy for me. After your death, if you want to cultivate your body again, you have to wait for a while... You, it was on purpose.

Jiang Xiaozhi didn't want to say such embarrassing things to him, so he took the soup from Zhou Yueze and asked him, "What kind of soup is this? It smells so good."

Zhou Yueze walked with him across the courtyard to the eaves, and at the same time told him that when he was patrolling today, he could smell the aroma of the noodle shop from a hundred or so meters away.It was really delicious after eating, so I brought him the soup.

It's just that people don't want to sell prescriptions.

The two of them walked in front, and the golden retriever dog followed behind with a flick of his buttocks.

Jiang Xiaozhi held up the noodle soup and said, "Then I'll try some noodles tonight. You should have dinner tonight? You've already eaten ten bowls of noodles, and I'm afraid you'll get tired of eating any more."

Zhou Yueze nodded. "Go ahead, I'll make a nest for the dog."

Gouzi's eyes lit up.Wagging his tail beside Zhou Yueze's legs.

Jiang Xiaozhi said, "Goose? What was its original name?"

Zhou Yueze: "I didn't ask. Hey, what's your name?"

Gouzi: "Wow, woof!"

Zhou Yueze: "Hey, your name is Maimai! Well, I will call you Maimai from now on. If you want me to say it, it's better to say something like Zhaocaijinbaowangcaiwangfu, Xiaozhi, did you say so?"

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..." Jiang Xiaozhi had no idea how the two of them communicated.He looked at Zhou Yueze and then at Gouzi, suppressed his smile, stopped talking, and went to the kitchen.

Zhou Yueze was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly yelled: "Daughter-in-law! Don't get me wrong! I really don't belong to the same race as it!"

Jiang Xiaozhi grinned, "I didn't say yes."

Zhou Yueze entered the kitchen and said, "But I think you think so in your heart."

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Why would I think so? You misunderstood."

Seeing how he couldn't help laughing, Zhou Yueze was depressed~~~ He also said that there was a misunderstanding, but it must not be a misunderstanding.

Zhou Yueze took out some more snake scale wood and began to ping-pong-pong to bind them.It's not that he can't make those cute nests, but it takes too much effort!He just knocked horizontally and vertically here and there, and built a simple log cabin.It's kind of like a dog house.

The golden retriever came in and out happily, and then lay at Zhou Yueze's feet, watching Zhou Yueze finish the work with excited black eyes.

Zhou Yueze started digging into his purse.

It takes a long time to dig out everything.

There is no way, the collection is too rich, he remembers it, but it still takes a lot of effort to find it.Finally, he took out a black and red box and opened it.

It was full of brilliant feathers floating in a box.

The dog's eyes widened.

"This is the fur of a terror bird. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. How about sewing a small down cushion for you?"

The dog's barking is very generous!

Zhou Yueze said: "I don't know how to sew, so I asked my wife to sew it for you. He sewed a small cushion for you, you should know him well in the future, right? Can you tear your pants? No, it doesn't matter. I can teach you. I'm just very happy rush up, and use your paws to pull down your pants, do you understand..."

Gouzi: "..." No matter how you look at it, I feel that Zhou Yueze, a man of ghosts and gods with a golden body... is a bit unreliable.

Zhou Yueze said specifically: "Only when I'm here, you can take off your pants, right? Not when I'm not here! Understand?"

Gouzi: "!!" Sure enough, he is not a serious person.

When Jiang Xiaozhi cooked the meal, the golden feathers were already floating in the courtyard, very beautiful and dreamy.The light of the blood moon cast a beautiful halo on it.

He put the food on the table, Zhou Yueze has finished the dog house, and is now posting Yinde money.

Jiang Xiaozhi felt that after being with his family for so long, he still didn't realize Zhou Yueze's financial resources.

"Let's do it after dinner, Koshizawa."

Zhou Yueze let out an oh, walked over, and saw the pan-fried chicken wings, braised pork ribs, crispy cheese ham, and fried corn kernels with diced carrots on the table.

The rice is fragrant and filled a large vegetable bowl.

Jiang Xiaozhi made himself a bowl of noodles, which tasted good.Take a chicken wing and eat it.

After this dinner, Jingtai Normal University does not require self-study in the evening, Jiang Xiaozhi can spend as much time with Zhou Yueze as possible, as long as he arrives at the dormitory before ten o'clock.Because Jiang Xiaozhi hasn't figured out the bed-checking rules yet, he plans to go back to the dormitory to sleep at night.

During the meal, Zhou Yueze said: "Xiaozhi, you can help me sew a small cushion later, and use these feathers on it."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at the fantasy feathers all over the courtyard, and said with a smile, "It's okay for me to sew crudely, but it's not enough to sew beautifully. I'll look back at the video and learn how to thread stitches."

Zhou Yueze praised: "You are so smart, naturally you can learn everything quickly."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "It's not as powerful as you said!" He has always been modest and low-key.

Only a few days later, when Jiang Xiaozhi cooked noodles for him, Zhou Yueze discovered that [-]% of the soup's flavor had already come out.Jiang Xiaozhi just ate it once.

He said that you need to watch the video to know how to run the needle and thread. When it comes to laying a mat in the dog house, the mat is divided into grids, and a dog paw is embroidered on the "+" of each grid. claw.

Zhou Yueze thought his wife was very smart before, but now he finally has a realization.To be honest, if you are not smart, you will not do so well in the exam.

It's just that Jiang Xiaozhi has always belonged to Xiuwai Huizhong, he is gentle and soft, too non-aggressive, and has no sharp edge.So it is easy for people to overlook that he is a student of God.

When it comes to the winter solstice, the temperature is getting lower and lower.

Zhou Yueze doesn't care about cold, heat, winter or summer, and he doesn't feel cold.Just walking outside, in order to avoid attracting attention, he naturally dressed like everyone else.The inside is a woolen sweater and the outside is either a windbreaker or a down jacket.

Also wear a pair of leather velvet Martin boots on the feet, or snow boots with suede velvet.

Warm and peaceful.

Jiang Xiaozhi even knitted a scarf for him.

I didn't want to bring it.

But Jiang Xiaozhi also has one, saying it's for couples.Zhou Yueze put it on happily. Not only did he put it on, but he also wore it every day.

During the period, Zhou Yueze took Mai Mai to find its original owner.Watched a good farce.

It was an old apartment building on Fenghong Road. Zhou Yueze said to Maimai: "Just go back and have a look, don't worry about it. If your master dies in the future, I will return you to her. But if she has other If you are a dog, you can’t blame me. Of course, you are a soul, and your master is a living person. If you stay with her for a long time, her yang energy will dissipate and she will die early. So it’s not that you are not allowed to be by your master’s side, you know Right? Yin and Yang are separated!"

Zhou Yueze didn't knock on the door either, and went in directly incognito.He doesn't want to disturb others, and he doesn't want to have too much interaction with people in the world.

As a result, when he walked in through the door, the room was full of mess.

A man was beaten to the ground by a woman, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Mai Mai rushed towards the girl, wagging her tail and happily circling around.

The woman was quick and agile, tied the struggling man's hands behind his back, and then sat down on the sofa panting slightly.The man spat out dirty words: (bitch), bitch...

The woman's face was full of melancholy and sadness.

"Say, where did you get Mai Mai? I really didn't expect you to be such a beast! If it wasn't for my whim today, I wanted to take advantage of the sun to wash the car for you, I wouldn't have known that you were so crazy To the Mai Mai who killed me." There was blood and hair in the trunk of the car.

The man squirmed and struggled.Eyes bloodshot red scary.His nose was bruised and his face was swollen and he yelled, "A dog! A dog! I've been with you for a year and I'm still worse than a dog. Zheng Xiaoqin, you bitch, you've been lying to me since you were with me!"

Zheng Xiaoqin stared, "How did I lie to you? How did I lie to you?"

The man roared: "Let go of me bitch! You still said that you didn't lie to me. Aren't you unable to carry a bucket and a TV and a computer? You are not lying to me. You can carry a bucket but you can carry me. Throwing over the shoulder! Grass mud horse!"

Zheng Xiaoqin: "Damn it, you said that you like soft and weak girls. It made my old lady dare not go to the gym to lift weights blatantly. What are you dissatisfied with? You have been with me for a year, but Mai Mai has been with me for two years. You bastard, you actually competed with my Mai Mai to be jealous, and even killed my Mai Mai. Dog man, don't think about it."

Mai Mai lay beside Zheng Xiaoqin, obediently, occasionally wagging her tail.

The man gritted his teeth: "You would rather sleep with a dog than with me! You have been fishing for me for a year!"

Zheng Xiaoqin: "...Damn it, you are shameless... I'm sleeping with you even though I'm an old girl, don't you want to be ashamed?"

Man: "What are you pretending? What are you pretending to be?!"

Zheng Xiaoqin: "I'm original, shit! I love myself, what's wrong with me? You pervert." Then dial the mobile phone number.

"Hey, Yaoyao Ling?"

The man panicked instantly!

……

Zhou Yueze and Mai Mai watched the police car leave.

Zhou Yueze patted the dog's head and said, "Tsk, poor dog." Tomorrow's news report might be - "The owner's boyfriend is jealous of the dog, which leads to the dog killing tragedy. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality"...