I always attack his house and live in the underworld

What brand of shower gel did you use?

Milk strawberry flavor?

Apple banana flavor?

No no no.

He liked the taste, but was too embarrassed to ask.

The boss fried the yogurt and handed it to him, "here, try it, don't think I don't have much business, but I'm pretty good at it!"

Zhou Yueze took a box with both hands, and the purple yogurt was rolled into the mouth, delicious.

It tastes chewier than uncooked dragon fruit flavored yogurt.

"Thank you." Zhou Yueze said.

The boss waved his hand, "You're welcome. Do you often come here to climb mountains?" The boss saw Zhou Yueze wearing flip-flops up the mountain, what does this mean?Good stamina.So there is this question.

Zhou Yuezexin said: I may have to climb mountains in the future, and I plan to live here now.

"I seldom climb, but I like walking by the river. But now I plan to climb more mountains. Boss, are there still many people here after ten o'clock?" Before ten o'clock, there is nothing busy, but after ten o'clock he has to sleep.He felt shallow.I can't stand a place that is too lively.

The boss said: "Basically, there are no people after ten o'clock. I closed the door and went down the mountain at nine o'clock."

Zhou Yueze looked up at the moon, it was about 07:30 now.

The boss took a look at Zhou Yueze, a handsome young man, he really became more and more handsome the more he looked at him.What kind of looks and ancient beauty in the entertainment industry...Compared with Zhou Yueze's face, it still feels a dozen or so levels worse.

Really handsome.

Just like what he had when he was young.

"Young man, you have to pay attention to the time when you climb the mountain. It's not very peaceful recently. Now it's time to go up the mountain, don't stay, it's best to go down the mountain."

Zhou Yueze chatted with the boss while eating yogurt, "Isn't it very peaceful?" Where is it not peaceful?

He looked all the way up the mountain, except for some small spirits, there were no monsters or monsters.

The boss said: "I don't know what's going on this month. Those climbers who climbed the mountain later and descended later can always hear the faint whimpering sound." Zhou Yueze remained expressionless, thinking Crazy restlessness: whimpering?cry?What is it?Can I eat it?Is it a ghost?

……

The boss didn't see the slightest change in Zhou Yueze's expression, and found it tasteless.

I pretended to be suspenseful, you have to flatter me, if you don't flatter me, how can I continue talking.

But looking at Zhou Yueze's face, the boss still said: "It seems that I can still hear the sound of something dragging on the ground. Hey, it's very weird anyway."

"So, it's better to come early to climb the mountain. It's best to go in groups, and go down early at night."

Zhou Yueze said: "Did you hear it wrong? There are many trees here, and it's normal for the wind to blow the mountains and forests and cry."

Boss: "..." So it's really embarrassing to talk about ghosts and gods with people who don't believe in ghosts and gods.

It’s as if the star-chasers say to the non-star-chasers—you know that?My XX is so beautiful and handsome, her acting skills are great, and her voice makes her ears pregnant!

As a result, people who don’t follow stars tell those who follow stars—generally, only when they’re pregnant can they get pregnant, and “day’s” is a very simple and rude word, why does the sound of XX’s “day” sound to your ears, and you still think it’s The voice is nice?Are you brain-dead by the 'day'?

The boss waved his hand: "Young man, it's getting late, hurry up and go down the mountain. It's windy at night, don't stay on the top of the mountain, it will blow you back."

Zhou Yueze: The boss is a good guy.

"Then see you later."

The boss smiled and nodded: I want what I want.

Zhou Yueze left the fried yogurt shop, then walked about 20 meters forward, and arrived at the Chenghuang Temple.

The Town God's Temple is said to be a temple, but it is actually a total of three rows of houses on the left, right, and back, with a layout of the word "冂".The main hall is facing the concrete road, which can be seen by mountain climbers.

A three-legged tripod was placed on the open concrete floor, and there were a lot of incense sticks on it, all of which had been burnt out, leaving only the thin red wooden sticks stuck in it.

There is no one burning incense inside now.Generally speaking, only when it rains do many people come here to hide from the rain.

It's very clean here, obviously the scenic spot hired a special person to take care of it here.

He stood outside the Town God's Temple and looked at it for a while, then walked in.Going to the main hall, seeing the painted and sculpted statue of the City God, to be honest...spicy eyes.

Zhou Yueze looked up and down, and felt that the statue really didn't meet his aesthetics.

The whole body is red gold, painted with vermilion.

There is a golden dragon in the chest, and water patterns on the hem of the clothes.

Does it look good?

He didn't think it looked good at all.I still look better with my big underpants and big daisies.But don't worry about that for now.The only thing to worry about is that this Town God's Temple didn't match him with black and white impermanent bull-headed horse noodles.

Is Zhou Yueze short of men?Of course not.

The problem is that there are subordinates, and there must be statues in this place to allow them to come up to serve.Otherwise, wouldn't it be a little fussy to come up to work for him?

How harsh, is he like that?

Zhou Yueze pursed his lips, and took one step forward, two steps, three steps... one foot was about to be lifted up.

Suddenly there was a cry.

"what are you doing?"

"what are you doing?"

"Are you going to climb up the statue?!"

The voice was frantic and dispirited, as if a hygienic person sees people spitting everywhere, and a food-saving person sees people waste three or five bites of a pot of rice...the same.

Zhou Yueze withdrew his feet, looking like someone who came in from the side room on the left with the curtain lifted.

This is a 16-year-old man.

Dress up as a priest.

Look very annoyed.

Zhou Yueze could have just left without talking to him.

After going out, it will turn into a ray of breeze and come in directly.

But Zhou Yueze didn't do this. He looked at the little Taoist priest with a blank expression for a while.

At this moment, the palms of his hands, the hearts of both palms were scorching hot.It was piping hot.

Before this, this feeling had only appeared twice.And never has it been as intense as it is today.

Zhou Yueze lowered his eyes, and then said: "I think the feet of the City God are a bit dirty. I want to wipe them off."

The man laughed mockingly: "I think your shoes are a bit dirty!"

Zhou Yueze looked at his shoes, but didn't make a sound.

The man yelled again: "To burn incense or not to burn incense? If you burn incense, it costs ten yuan a stick of incense. If you don't burn incense, please leave quickly."

Zhou Yueze: "..." It's unreasonable, this is my statue in my jurisdiction.Hey~~~ You still chased me away!

Zhou Yueze thought to himself, you can leave by yourself, but you can't be kicked out. It's not good to be kicked out on the first day of taking office today.

So he fumbled in his pocket for a long, long time before he took out three rusty coins.Hand it over and spread your hands.

Taoist: "...??? What are these things?"

"Coins?"

Zhou Yueze nodded.

This is worth more than any banknote.

It doesn't matter whether you burn incense or not, the main thing is that you can't be kicked out.

But the Taoist immediately rolled his eyes: "What kind of broken copper is this? I have Alipay and WeChat transfers here. If it doesn't work, it's not impossible to deduct it. Will you burn it or not? If you don't burn it, please go away!"

Zhou Yueze felt uncomfortable after hearing this.

Thinking that some of my fate will be on this little Taoist priest?

impossible!

This little Taoist is so disgusting!

Seeing that Zhou Yueze didn't speak and couldn't pay, the Taoist priest only had a flat bag all over his body, probably because he didn't have a mobile phone with him.Don't talk nonsense with him, just chase him away.

"It's getting dark, we're going to close here. Please come early to burn incense."

It didn't count that the Taoist blasted Zhou Yueze out, but he was afraid that Zhou Yueze would come back and do something wrong, so he specially watched at the gate of the hall, and waited for Zhou Yueze to walk away with three steps, he turned around and went in with a snort.

Then close the double rows of wooden doors of the main hall and bolt them.

Zhou Yueze was a little angry.He doesn't like to argue with people.

But my heart is still a little unhappy.

He is the city god, and he was kicked out.

Some fire.

I am slowly dawdling around the City God Temple.

From the side of the statue came the voice of the little Taoist priest.When he lifted his foot up just now, some mana escaped.At this moment, the statue of the City God has some connections with him.

While wiping the feet of the statue of the City God with a clean cotton cloth, the little Taoist muttered, "Master City God, don't be unhappy. Those people didn't mean to offend you. They just don't believe that there are gods in this world. Disturbing your peace, I will help you drive them away. Three believers came to burn incense today, and there is 30 yuan! Tomorrow I will go down the mountain and buy you fresh fruits for you."

Zhou Yueze stood under a flower tree, smiling slowly at the corner of his mouth.

After the little Taoist finished cleaning, he turned off the lights, and then went back to the second room in the row on the left and closed the door to do the test paper.

Zhou Yueze watched the lights in the little Taoist priest's room turn on, so he blocked all perception of external objects, turned into a breeze, rolled up a few fallen flowers, and floated into the hall.

The three-character plaque with the words "I'm here" on the main hall suddenly lit up, and the entire Town God's Temple was dusty, clear and clean.The charm shrouded.

At the same time, Jingtai Mountains and Waters felt moved, and all the monsters and ghosts here looked at Dengyun Peak, thinking: The City God is taking office!