I always attack his house and live in the underworld

The most important thing is that this electric donkey is worth more than 3000 yuan. Although the price of selling a second-hand car is definitely not as high as the price of the new one, it can be regarded as Jiang Xiaozhi's big fortune.

Along the way, Jiang Xiaozhi returned to the Temple of the City God with apprehension, and found that Zhou Yueze was making a lantern under the eaves, and the land justice in the green hat, yellow robe and red shoes next to him was helping to clean the paste.Xiao Huajing was lying in the already made lanterns, gnawing on Bai Shengsheng's chubby tender feet.

Jiang Xiaozhi took out the car keys, put the vegetables in the kitchen and came over.

"My lord, what are you doing...for?" Jiang Xiaozhi was a little curious.

Zhou Yueze had a relaxed expression, but his movements were meticulous. He covered the front and back of the cylindrical lantern in his hand with a layer of white paper.Set aside to dry.

"Because I'm moving, I'll make a guide light."

Jiang Xiaozhi was stunned for a moment, and then he was very surprised: "My lord, are you going to another Town God's Temple?"

I haven't moved out yet, my lord, is he going to leave first? !

Just now he was uneasy because of the matter of that 'child', but now he is severely impacted by this matter.All fears and worries were put aside, only unspeakable sadness.

Zhou Yueze said: "Which City God's Temple is determined to be the one to live in, unless a grand ceremony is held in the world to tell the world, worship the gods, and ask the gods to live separately, otherwise I will not move."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "...Then, where are you moving?"

Zhou Yueze said: "The place where yin and yang meet, where the wind and water rise, and where the wealth is abundant."

Jiang Xiaozhi may not be good at Chinese, but even if he is not good at Chinese, he knows that the place Zhou Yueze is talking about must be an excellent place.There is not even a specific address. From now on...he will be real, real, and will never see adults again.

Zhou Yueze said this, seeing Jiang Xiaozhi's unstoppable frustration and unbearable sadness, and finally couldn't bear to let him go.He waved to Jiang Xiaozhi.

Jiang Xiaozhi walked over and knelt down beside him.

Zhou Yueze had already prepared this time, and he handed out three 'broken copper and iron', which were stained with rust.

"I made this key. You hold it in the palm of your hand and say 'go home', and you can come back."

In Zhou Yueze's open palm, the one bronze coin and the two brass coins carried an ancient charm.

Jiang Xiaozhi was dazed in his black eyes, he slightly raised his head to look at Zhou Yueze, his eyes suddenly turned red when he saw Zhou Yueze's gentle eyes. "My lord! My lord... Are you going to take me home?"

Zhou Yueze laughed, "Do I know any other little Taoist priests?"

"Even if I know other little Taoist priests, they don't offer me morning and evening offerings. They sweep three times a day, and two sticks of incense a day. What's more, other little Taoist priests don't know how to cook for me."

Jiang Xiaozhi whimpered, his eyebrows drooping.He said, "No."

Zhou Yueze: "Huh?"

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Other Taoist priests must have done better than me, and they will definitely respect you more. I am not special." He was very ashamed because of this.

Zhou Yueze grabbed the back of his head, and Jiang Xiaozhi's chin rested on Zhou Yueze's lap.There were warm teardrops on Zhou Yueze's clothes.Zhou Yueze rubbed his hair with a smile, and said: "Maybe one day I will meet other Taoist priests. They are more considerate to me than you are to me, but I think everyone's soul is different. They are attentive to me." Thoughtful, maybe you just hope for my blessing. You are different, you don't ask for anything from me."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze suddenly, he whispered, and said suddenly: "Then what if I ask you for something one day?"

Zhou Yueze looked at his solemn appearance, his black eyes were as bright as stars.

When asked such a sentence, he couldn't help laughing.

"Then... that's what you asked for."

With one word out, Jiang Xiaozhi threw himself into Zhou Yueze's arms and hugged him tightly. "My lord, thank you."

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for your company.

Thank you, thank you...

Zhou Yueze smiled and hugged him backhand.

When Jiang Xiaozhi came out of Zhou Yueze's arms, the land lord had already dragged the little flower essence and disappeared at some point.

At this time, there were no climbers on this section of the road.

There is no one who wants to burn incense.

Quiet and quiet.

Only a clump of flowering trees beside the cement road in front of the Town God's Temple is full of falling flowers like butterflies dancing.

Zhou Yueze hung three coins around Jiang Xiaozhi's neck, and carefully tied the knot for him.

Jiang Xiaozhi touched the three coins with peace of mind.

The person who holds the post of city god was originally the god of nature, later became the god of man, and then the heroic spirit of the general who guarded one side in the court.

However, the money blessed by the city god has never changed.

In the past, the first city god was the god who protected the mountains and rivers.

All creatures within the mountains and rivers are blessed.

This coin is the coin blessed by the first City God.

Compared with other city gods in the past dynasties, it is naturally better than worse.It was also by chance that Zhou Yueze got these three coins.Make up the complete Chenghuang coins.

A piece of bronze, openworked on both sides.The city god is dressed in a military uniform, holding a long sword in his right hand, with a bull's head and a horse face on his side.It is to spend money for the city god's assistant.

Made of brass, the back is plain, the center of the front is the seal of the City God, and the edge is engraved with "City God's Bodyguard".It is to spend money for the protection of the city god.

There is another one still made of brass, in the shape of a lock plate, engraved with "gold and jade full of hall" on one side and "longevity and wealth" on the other side.This is the money for Chenghuang Guansuo accessories.

Jiang Xiaozhi didn't know its profound origin, but felt that it was very light and peaceful when it was hung around his neck.

Jiang Xiaozhi went to the kitchen, washed the meat and cut it into thick, evenly fat and thin pieces, then mixed it with steamed meat and rice noodles.Steam it with rice.

Wash the green vegetables and stir-fry them in oil pan, add some salt and then they are out of the pan.

Put the dishes on the table and eat while sitting opposite each other.

Jiang Xiaozhi thought of what happened today, and felt that he might be making a fuss, but he still said to Zhou Yueze: "My lord, when I went to the supermarket to buy vegetables today, when I was about to leave by bike, a child about two years old rushed over and fell on the bike. The front of the tire. When I went to pick him up, I saw that he... had no face."

Zhou Yueze put a piece of salty and delicious meat into his mouth and chewed slowly, and then said: "Your horoscope is actually a bit light, so you can often see some 'things', especially after being with me, you are affected by it." Under the influence of my mana, I can see those 'things' more clearly. Avoid these 'things' as long as you can. If you can't avoid them, don't be afraid. If you encounter danger, I can perceive it. I won't let you go into trouble."

Jiang Xiaozhi immediately breathed a sigh of relief, feeling full of security in his heart.

He smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "My lord, I thought I had yin and yang eyes."

It turned out that I was light in character.

It's easy to see those outlandish things.

Zhou Yueze couldn't help laughing.The so-called light character does not mean that a person's life is light, or that his fate is humble.It means that this person's birthday is close to Yin, and it is easy to see some things in the underworld.

"In fact, some people in the world have yin and yang eyes, and there are quite a few, but those yin and yang eyes are mostly caused by something wrong during reincarnation. One eye becomes a human eye in the yang world, and the other eye is still a ghost eye. Human eyes see people. The ghost eye sees ghosts, and you can see yin and yang through it, so the world calls it yin and yang eyes."

At this point, he paused, and continued: "But the real yin and yang eyes are actually the eyes of saints and emperors. Good luck communicates yin and yang, and when the eyes are opened, they can kill gods and demons. It's not simple. You can see things that normal people can’t see.”

Jiang Xiaozhi said, "Is it so powerful? What does the yin and yang eye look like?"

Zhou Yueze said: "Want to see it?"

Jiang Xiaozhi was pleasantly surprised, "My lord, do you have any favorites?"

Zhou Yueze shook his head.

Jiang Xiaozhi was still pleasantly surprised: "My lord, have you seen it?"

Zhou Yueze nodded.

Zhou Yueze stepped forward, but Jiang Xiaozhi didn't know why.

But at this time, he saw Zhou Yueze's eyes turned into a red gold color, with a yin fish and a yang fish in his pupils, circling reincarnation.

Jiang Xiaozhi suddenly became clear.

Zhou Yueze stepped back a little, and his eyes returned to normal.

Jiang Xiaozhi: "!

"My lord..." You are amazing!

Zhou Yueze understood what he meant, and smiled lightly, "It's not native, it's hard to come by. Let's eat."

"Ah."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze from time to time while eating, and thought to himself: My lord, he is really amazing!

Although I haven't seen other city gods, I just think that the adults should be a group of people who are so powerful.

That night, Jiang Xiaozhi didn't do the test paper, but squatted next to Zhou Yueze, watching him paste the lantern, and started to make wood carvings again.

This wood is a very good wood sent by the Landlord.

Jiang Xiaozhi watched Zhou Yueze sculpt four statues very quickly.

Bull head and horse face, black and white impermanence.

Zhou Yueze stretched out his finger, and the wood carving flew into the hall and sat down heavily.

Zhou Yueze held a piece of fresh flowers and leaves on the platform of the City God, and said something that Jiang Xiaozhi didn't understand, but the green leaf instantly turned golden, and disappeared into the vast night into a golden streamer.

Not long after, a road appeared out of thin air on the ground, and four people in black robes walked out from the far end of the road in two or three steps.Line up and bow to Zhou Yueze.

"See your lord!"

Zhou Yueze sealed the imperial edict: "You are called here today to serve the City God, and I will occupy the position of the City God. I will serve as a bull-headed and horse-faced black and white impermanence, protect Jingtai, clear the government, and clear the sea and rivers."

"Observe the order and accept the seal!"

The four of them entered the wood carvings, this time Jiang Xiaozhi clearly felt a wave of clarity wash over him, and the dust from the entire Town God's Temple was swept away.

Within a few minutes, four people walked out of the wood carving.

Fang Tao clicked his tongue and said: "My lord, it's so shabby. I didn't think there was anything wrong when I came to see it last time. This time I live in it, but I think it's small. It's not a sleeping guard!"

Hong Dazui, Zhao Qunqun, and Li Nan laughed.

"Come on, isn't it enough to have a place to live?" Zhao Qunqun said, and then said: "I think this place is pretty good. If the mountains are not high, there will be a boss."

As he spoke, he suddenly looked at Jiang Xiaozhi, and when he saw the three coins hanging around Jiang Xiaozhi's neck, Zhao Qunqun narrowed his eyes and looked at Jiang Xiaozhi curiously.

Jiang Xiaozhi didn't know whether to say hello or not.

Just a little embarrassed.

Zhou Yueze said: "I don't live here, so I call you to come up as errands."

Fang Tao was taken aback: "Boss, we have just arrived and you are going to retire! Don't bring such things!"

Hong Dazui: "That's right!"

Zhou Yueze said: "The incense merits are all given for free, right? If you don't want it, someone else will come up. Besides, I just slept in another place. Now there are more and more people petitioning, and some things are really too much to do."

There was a sudden silence.

Li Nan asked: "Boss, you sit in Jingtai, do any 'people' dare to be demons?"

Zhou Yueze snorted, "You guys think highly of me too."

Everyone: "..." No, not only we think highly of you, but no one who has heard of you dares to look down on you.

Zhou Yueze waved his hand, "Okay, don't be idle. Help me move things to my house. You can also know the way."

Zhou Yueze had already spoken, and the four of them were naturally dispatched.

Li Nan took a step back and asked Zhou Yueze, "Boss, did you buy a house again?"

The word 'again' stunned Jiang Xiaozhi.

My lord is rich!

Zhou Yueze said: "I didn't spend any Yinde notes, just the farmyard. The ten-year one cost 200 Yinde notes. If you live here too restrictively, you can also go to the paper shop to buy a palace."

Li Nan: "...Look at what you said, you only live in the farmyard, and we live in the small farmhouse." The farmhouse is worth two hundred Yinde money for ten years.The palace...hehehe!Then not two thousand Yinde banknotes for ten years?

Is the Yinde banknote blown by a strong wind?

The basic salary of their errands is [-] Yinde notes a month.

There is another algorithm for meritorious service.

There are different algorithms for the size of official positions.

Zhou Yueze: "... If you don't have Yinde money, I'll lend you some money?"

Li Nan left with a broken heart.To put it nicely, if you borrow it, you must pay it back.Don't borrow or borrow!Squeeze and squeeze.

Moving things is still very fast, like the books in the bookcase, the clothes in the closet, these have to be moved.

But those TV sets, refrigerators, liquefied petroleum gas, liquefied petroleum gas stoves, range hoods, pots and pans...the furniture I bought by myself...all of them are gone.

Jiang Xiaozhi didn't even intervene, and watched as everything disappeared.

Zhou Yueze waved his hand, and all the lanterns on the ground floated up and followed him.A road appeared under Zhou Yueze's feet, and several people entered it one after another.

Every eighteen steps Zhou Yueze took, two lanterns flew up in the air, floating neatly on both sides of the road.

It glows red.

After all the lanterns floated up, they just arrived at the gate of the farmhouse.

Two huanghuali wooden doors, a sandalwood plaque, and the inscription - Zhou Mansion.

Jiang Xiaozhi said in his heart: My lord, his surname is Zhou.

Push open the door and go in, only to see a courtyard of more than 100 square meters, clean and empty.There is a row of horizontal houses in the middle, with about six rooms.There is a backyard of more than 300 square meters behind.

Other than that, really nothing.

Flowers, grass, trees...no, nothing.

Only then did Jiang Xiaozhi believe that this was indeed a paper-made compound.

Zhou Yueze asked him, "Where do you live?"

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at the door plaques hanging in each room

The first room writes: Long sleep without waking up

The second room writes: Yongan Changle

In the third room, write: sleep peacefully

In the fourth room, write: Eat and drink for free

The fifth room writes: Qingqingbaibai

The sixth room writes: There are grain worms

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at it strangely and asked, "The three rooms in the front are used for sleeping? 'Eat and drink for nothing' is the kitchen? 'Clean and white' is the bathroom? 'Yougushengworm' is the warehouse?"

Zhou Yueze smiled and said, "It's pretty smart."

Jiang Xiaozhi was ashamed.These door plaques are also too straightforward.Because it is for the dead, Jiang Xiaozhi is still a living person, and he is still in a delicate mood.

Eating and drinking for free means literally, if you eat, you eat for nothing, and if you drink, you drink for nothing.Because it is dead.

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "I'll sleep and sleep well." It happened to be close to the kitchen for cooking.

Zhou Yueze said: "Then I live in Yong'an Changle." Let's forget about the long sleep...

So when they made a decision, Fang Tao and the others put Jiang Xiaozhi's things in the room where Shuishui was safe.Pushing open the door of the room, it is really everything.

A large bed with a length and width of more than two meters and a small sofa for three people.An upright wardrobe.

There is also a wooden screen in the middle that can be used to store books.

Desks, desk lamps, and computers are all luxurious.

The crystal ceiling light is even more gorgeous.

Persian rugs all over the floor.

A bedroom is at least eighty square meters.Jiang Xiaozhi felt that he... felt like he was in a dream.

After the things were put away, Jiang Xiaozhi and Zhou Yueze went to look at other rooms together.The layout of the three bedrooms is similar.

Pushing open the kitchen door, Jiang Xiaozhi was stunned.

Compared with the shabby one in Chenghuang Temple, this is almost at the palace level.

Pots and pans shine

dishwasher

vegetable washing machine

Four door smart freezer

Range hood and stove disinfection cabinet

oven

Microwave oven

……

Sort by categories neatly and cleanly.

Jiang Xiaozhi felt that his craftsmanship would insult the kitchen.When he got to the bathroom, he found that the bathroom was even more delicate.swimming pool!There's even a swimming pool.

The shower is a waterfall.It's like having a non-stop bath with someone pouring water from a bucket over your head.

The bathtub automatically discharges water at a constant temperature, no need to wait, the tank will be full in one minute, and there is no need to worry about the water getting cold.

Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't believe it...

I really can't believe it...

Is this really a farmyard?

Fang Tao and the others were stunned and speechless.

"Boss, boss! Where did you buy the farmyard? Let's get a set too! I'll go back and sell my real estate in the underworld, and I want to buy this too!"

Zhou Yueze looked at Jiang Xiaozhi's surprised and eye-opening cute appearance, just smiled calmly, Fang Tao and the others said: "The empty shell of the farmyard is worth two hundred Yinde notes, but the things inside are all made by me." Yes. Do you want to buy it? Five thousand Yinde banknotes are packaged and repaired. It’s the same price! It’s already discounted for you.”

Everyone: "..."

Hey~~~ They have been dead for so many years, and this is the first time they know that their boss has the craft of 'paper making'.

And the skill is too deep!

"Like it?"

Zhou Yueze asked Jiang Xiaozhi.

What did Jiang Xiaozhi say?Crazy nod!Forgive him for his lack of vision, it is really... really wonderful.I can't even think about it.

Zhou Yueze said: "As long as you like it!"

This is what he has worked so hard to do during this period of time.