my queen is a man

After saying this, Gu Yi drank his tea leisurely and looked at me in a daze.

It was a full 10 minutes before I could speak.

"So, what's going on now?"

"I must go back. If you want to go back, I will do my best to take you back. Of course, if you don't want to, I will knock you out and take you back."

"...Then do I have any choice?!"

"Xiaozong was 36 years old when he passed away. He is 35 this year. What do you think?"

"I'm so unlucky! Guo Degang really didn't deceive me. If he was dressed as Heshen, Qianlong would die!"

Only then did I understand why Gu Yi's distinctive aura came from.His smile, which always has a deep meaning and a little irony, is really not because of pretentiousness, but because he really knows more about this world than we do.

Compared with him, I have always thought how ordinary and boring my busy life is.From this point of view, the emperor's life here is not so attractive.

Gu Yi and the people in Gu Yi's mouth seem to live in another world completely different from mine.

I am like a blind fish, living day after day in a place of total darkness.When Gu Yi came, he approached me and opened a door for me, the other side of the door was as dazzling as a kaleidoscope.I couldn't wait to learn about it all, and I wanted to go in and touch those illusory lights and figures.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Gu Yi said: "I know it's hard for you to accept, that's why I didn't say it. When I go back, if you don't want to associate with me anymore, I will respect you. After all, people like us, It should still try to avoid affecting ordinary people.”

"Gu Yi!" I roared angrily, "I just found out today that you are not only a stinky fart and a clean freak, but you are also very hypocritical!"

I deeply felt like it opened the door of a vault for me, and then said, forget it, this is not for you, you better not come in and take it.

"No matter what choice you make, I will respect you, and I will definitely protect you to leave here safely."

Why do you think these words are so awkward, I twisted my body in embarrassment and said: "I am handsome and intelligent, and I will need your protection? Don't underestimate me."

"Really?" Gu Yi's malicious smile came again.

"Of course it's better to protect it!" I won't be fooled.

"Go to sleep, and go to court later to hear any valuable information."

"Well, what about you?"

"Didn't I sleep for a while before? It's enough, there are still things to do."

"Are you still going out?"

"Do not."

"Then what? Can I see it?"

Let me go to bed now, I just got a new world view, do you think I can sleep now?

"Yes, I'm just looking for a helper you also know."

"I know? Who?"

Gu Yi stopped talking, picked up the long sword that was on the table, and stood the point of the sword vertically on the ground. Pressing the hilt with his palm, a silver-white gas overflowed from Gu Yi's palm, gradually enveloping the entire sword body.

Gu Yi let go of his hand and took a step back.The long sword lost its support, but stood there by itself.

Suddenly there was a flash of light, and in the blink of an eye, a figure appeared there out of thin air.I rubbed my eyes, the white light faded, then... that is!That sword became!

"Aunt Linglan!"

Hearing the sound, the swordsman turned his head to look at me.

Uh, no, it was the person that the sword turned into.

"Sword Spirit." Gu Yi said.

"who are you?"

"My surname is Gu, and I am the head of the Gu family of the five elements guardian family."

"You are my master?"

"Tsk, I'm not actually, my father is your master."

"Where is the master?"

"I'm afraid you'll have to wait hundreds of years to meet him."

Even if it is a sword spirit, it will take a lot of time to understand these words.

"So what you mean is that your father enlightened me and summoned me like this. You have known me since childhood and called me aunt. Then you went back hundreds of years ago and met my real body, so according to your The appearance I've known since childhood summoned me."

"Yes, you will understand when you meet my father a few hundred years later. You and his appearance are almost the same person."

My mind was already in a mess, and I said, "Auntie Linglan, who only had Gu Linglan first, or Gu Linglan, who was only able to have Auntie Linglan first?"

Gu Yidao: "It's not important. If there is such a catastrophe, Auntie Ling Lan didn't tell me at all, explaining that something unspeakable happened here."

Gu Linglan walked to the mirror of the dressing table, looked around and said, "It seems that your father must be made of jade and gold."

"Well, just look at me." Gu Yi replied.

I have met Auntie Linglan many times, but I never thought that the beautiful auntie who often bullies me and buys me food is actually a sword!

"We are trapped here. If we want to go back, we may need your help. I will also find the Gu family here and hand you over to them."

Gu Linglan didn't seem to care about these things at all, and said with a smile: "Then should I call you little master, or big nephew?"

"Call me Gu Yi."

"I'm talking about Gu Yi, why is the inner skin of your male body covered with the appearance of a daughter?"

"The other party covered me with a layer of spirit, and I couldn't undo it. Although I didn't find that it would affect my spiritual power, it still worried me from time to time. After thinking twice, I decided to activate you."

"Okay, don't worry, as long as you are still alive, I can maintain my body, so feel free to leave it to me." Gu Linglan patted her chest and said.

So stinky farts are an attribute addition of nests?

As if sensing what I was thinking in my heart, Gu Linglan turned to look at me and asked, "Who is this brat?"

kid?Who is the brat!I am the emperor, okay!

I frowned, but before I could say anything, Gu Yi cut me off and said: "An ordinary boy who was implicated by me, passed through and became the emperor, he is just in shock, ignore him."

I go!Why don't you ignore me!I'm the number one male dressed as the emperor, okay?

"By the way, I suspect that someone in the palace uses the secret technique of summoning evil spirits. Go and check for me."

"En." Gu Linglan jumped out of the window in response.

So if you can walk through the window but never the door, right? Why do people who know how to do martial arts have this problem?

"What is summoning an evil spirit?" I asked.

"There is no time, you should change your clothes and prepare to go to court."

"Well, it must be a great feeling for civil and military officials to kneel and worship. I'm going to experience it."

"I'm warning you, Xiaozong is a good emperor, so don't go up and sell him! If you can't do it, listen more and talk less. If you can't, talk about it later, come back and discuss it with me before making a decision!"

"I know, I'm not stupid. Hey, how do you wear these clothes? There are so many rope belts. I'll go and tie zongzi!"

"Let go!" Gu Yi couldn't stand it anymore, he frowned and bent down to help me fasten my belt layer by layer.

I lowered my head and could only see his profile, the hair hanging on my arm, fluttering with the movement.

Gu Yi's eyelashes are long and thick, I sometimes make fun of him for plastic surgery for singing.But since I met his parents, I discovered that besides plastic surgery, there is another kind called genetics.You look good, your whole family looks good.With fair skin, red lips and white teeth, but two thick black sword eyebrows, coupled with his often indifferent expression, he doesn't look like a girl at all, but full of heroism.

Gu Yi is slightly taller than me, and I have never seen him from this angle.He stretched his hands behind my back, put on a belt for me, and his cheek was naturally close to the hollow of my shoulder.

For some reason, I felt a fever on my face.

God!What's wrong with me!I like girls, I don't like men!I like girls, I don't like men!I like girls, I don't like men!Say important things three times!

"What are you muttering about!" After getting dressed, Gu Yi gave me an impatient look.

"Nothing! Am I going alone?"

"Of course! Didn't you say that you want to stay in this life to be the emperor? Why, are you afraid before you start?"

"Scared! I will be afraid! Who have I been afraid of in my life! Just go!"

I didn't realize until I sat on top of the main hall, did I get hit by Gu Yi's provocative trick again?

"Be flat!"

I sat and knelt with them, and it felt like a worthwhile trip, hahahaha.

"Your Majesty, the area of ​​Fujian has been plagued by floods, and the people have lost their homes and are struggling to get enough food."

"Then open a granary for disaster relief. Is there any food in the granary?"

"The minister obeys the order."

"My Majesty, someone from the Hangzhou Mansion went to Beijing to file a complaint the day before yesterday. I suspect that this murder case is related to the son of the prefect of the Hangzhou Mansion. I implore the Emperor to issue an order to allow me to re-investigate the case."

"Check! Check, check! It must be checked! I will leave it to you."

Isn't it just a case of murder and arson by the second generation of officials when I go here!What the hell, today I will vent my anger on the people who have been bullied by the second generation of officials for thousands of years!

There is nothing difficult about being the Emperor of Dare to Love!These things are very simple, and people with normal three views can do them.

"Your Majesty, in the Miaojiang area of ​​Yunnan, there have been a large number of strange deaths recently, and there seems to be injustice."

"Strange? Is there a file?" Could this be valuable information that Gu Yi said.

"Back to the emperor, the file has been handed over to the inspector."

"Submit it up, and I will make arrangements after reading it."

"The minister obeys the order."

I'm already dizzy after the morning meal, and I didn't sleep at all last night. I'm afraid I'm going to sit there and fall asleep if I don't finish it. I'll be sorry for the emperor's wisdom.

Except for the incident in Yunnan, I didn't hear any problems.

I went directly to the Kunning Palace after the next court, took off my shoes and lay down on the bed, but I was exhausted, even more tired than going to school at that time!You can't skip school, you can't doze off in class, and there are so many people staring at you to see if you are thinking.

I admit that my head is a raisin, okay!I don't even know how I got into the university. It was all thanks to Gu Yi, who was the number one student, in order to graduate smoothly.

Don't say I don't work hard, sometimes I can't do it without hard work. 99% hard work and 1% talent, sometimes it is the 1% that makes the difference.

Speaking of Gu Yi, really, where is Gu Yi?