my queen is a man

These random thoughts were quickly thrown aside by me, and I copied the Taoist talisman earnestly, and easily entered a state of concentration with a blank head. I did not feel tired after drawing one by one.

"Wrong." Suddenly Gu Yi said behind me, he didn't notice when he came to my side.

"Where is wrong?"

"Here." Gu Yi took my hand and made some corrections, but it didn't look very pleasing to the eye, so he simply changed to a blank piece of paper and taught me to draw a complete one.

Uh——Can I still focus on the glyphs like this?I held my breath and didn't dare to move. I tried my best to break through the embarrassment, and asked, "Yes, do you want to make the painting exactly the same?"

"How can it be possible to paint exactly the same, but you must not make mistakes or omissions."

"Oh."

"Have you seen the strokes clearly?"

"Uh-huh? What?"

I'm going, I didn't look at it at all, what should I do, do I have to admit that I was watching the whole process?Gu Yi's paws are well-articulated and really beautiful.

"You." Gu Yi shook his head helplessly, and said with a smile, "Look carefully."

"Yeah." I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Under Gu Yi's guidance, I drew a few more pictures, and finally I was able to draw this basic Taoist talisman.

"It's almost there, let's rest." Gu Yi stood up and stretched, "It's strange——"

"What's strange?"

"After wandering all the way, returning to the palace, which is also a strange place, I actually feel at ease." Gu Yi's smile looked a little helpless, and his face finally showed a little fatigue.

"This is our second home."

"Ah."

"You rest first, I still want to practice. You know, I have a bad memory. If I don't consolidate it, I will forget it the next day." Gu Yi showed a smile that was not a smile, looked at me with raised eyebrows, and looked down. I'm a little embarrassed, even if I've never tried so hard, don't look at me with that curious look.

"Okay, go to bed early." Gu Yi walked around behind me while unbuttoning his clothes.I felt Gu Yi's warm palm rubbing my hair over my head, and heard the sound of him lying down slowly, the gentle touch still lingered on my hair.

Am I getting it or not?But no matter what my real thoughts are, I have to become a person who can face them.

When the eunuchs and maids came to wait on me to change my clothes, I was still sleeping on the table. Gu Yi, who was always alert to such a big movement, just opened his eyes and took a look. It can be seen that he really struggled to walk all the way.

I changed my clothes as quietly as possible and went to the court, but I didn't expect that the situation in the early court this time was much worse than we imagined. Many courtiers said that I ignored the government, causing chaos in the court, and rumors continued among the people.

"Oh." I heard them chirping a lot. It's not that I understand something wrong, but what kind of problem is this, so the emperor wants to apologize to you, right? There are already enough things to worry about, so don't add to the chaos. I said with a cold face, "I occasionally felt the wind and cold on the way, but within ten days, the government has already been in chaos. Doesn't that mean that you are usually useless to the government?"

"This—" one of them stood up and said, "Although the courtiers are helpful, how can they seize the power of decision-making?"

"Oh, the role of assistant you mentioned is just to spread some rumors about the reckless people in the country? As a courtier, not only did he not stand up for the court, but he followed the rules of the court. In that case, I will send you to follow the court. How are they as a team?"

"My minister is guilty!" A large group of people knelt down, and I suddenly felt sad when I saw these people. People's hearts are never predictable, and people who stand together may not have one heart.

"If I don't punish you, it would seem that I am too useless, but I am as good as good and as bad as evil. I hope you don't regard me as really useless!"

"Wei Chen dare not!"

"Let's all be flat, and play quickly if there is something to do."

What is said about the chaotic government, I have listened to it for a long time, and there is nothing important to make a decision. If it is not that the courtiers are too useless, it is because they have two minds.

When I go back, Gu Yi is no longer in the bedroom, maybe he and Yuan Zhuo'ang went to investigate those weird black mist.Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly took a good bath, and the maid I called was Ruhan who had been teased by Gu Yi. I haven't seen her for a long time, and I still feel very kind.

Soaking in the pool, I always feel that something is missing. Isn’t the show on TV full of flower petals?I asked the eunuch next to me: "Are there no petals?"

"Go back to the emperor, yes, yes."

"Then give me some more."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, only when the Empress is taking a bath--"

"I don't care, bring me some more quickly, the empress needs it, can't I use it?"

"Yes, yes." The eunuch bowed and exited quickly.

I closed my eyes and enjoyed the comfort of the hot water caressing my pores. I was in a daze for a while, but I didn’t see anyone coming to send me flower petals. I’m making wool. I’m going to cut off your heads.

"Ruhan, Ruhan!" I yelled twice but no one answered, the emperor's life is really hard, I raised my voice and closed my eyes and howled, "Ruhan!!"

"The servant is here."

Finally answered, she came to me so quickly, what was she doing just now, I considered whether to reprimand her, slowly opened my eyes and said: "My flower——"

I gave it a go, but also the petals of the flower hair!I just want to chop off your heads, not really want to chop off your heads, don't stretch your neck so long to be chopped off.

Next to me was nothing more than a head, its long neck slithering all the way behind the screen.I groaned and swam to the other side of the pool, but the neck was as long as it said, and it twisted its head and kept following me, and said faintly: "Your Majesty, the servant is here."

I was so scared by that voice that I choked on water, nonsense, I know you are here!

"Your Majesty, do you have anything to tell your servants?"

"Yes, yes." I thumped in the water, "Get out first."

"Slaves can't do it."

Fuck you, do you think you are playing Zhen Huan's Strange Records!

No, no, I want to calm down, have you never killed a monster, haven't you seen a monster?Isn't it just a long neck, what can she do with me, wrap me up with that neck, or bite me to death with her mouth.Hehe, such a long neck, be careful I cut it off and marinated it into Wuhan spicy duck neck.

I stood in the middle of the pool, looking at the face floating in the air, I turned left and she turned left, and I turned right and she turned right.No matter, I slowly leaned towards the edge of the pool, and I also want to try the effect of the runes drawn with blood.I bit my index finger hard, and it was flattened without a drop of blood coming out. This is still a technical job.

Ruhan tilted her head to watch my movements quietly, and asked, "Your Majesty, let this servant help you."

"Get out! You fucking think you're a corkscrew!"

"My lord, what is a corkscrew?"

"The corkscrew is—" I thought of a way, pressed my finger on the edge of the pool, and swiped hard, blood gushed out immediately, I went, and scratched deeply.I quickly drew the runes on the ground with my fingers trembling with pain, I really wanted to cry and thank myself who worked hard last night, that I was able to prepare and draw them in such a fast time.

It should be accurate, I can’t control that much anymore, after drawing the last stroke, I followed the blood drop that I threw out, pointed my second finger in the middle of Ruhan’s forehead, and said: "Hurry up like a law!"

Oops, what should I say next, call fire?Will it be extinguished by pool water?Summon thunder?Will I burn myself too?What else can I call?I've only seen these two!Summon Pikachu! !

Fuck, who will save me from my difficulty in choosing! !

Ruhan and I stared wide-eyed, my fingers were still stuck on her forehead, I chuckled and said, "Yes, why not, Emperor Yan?"

With a swish, a flame burst out from my fingertips, igniting Ruhan's hair.

"Hiss—" Ruhan clicked her tongue, "It's so hot—so hot—"

nonsense!You're almost turning into a roast pig's head!Taking advantage of her non-stop shaking of my neck, I quickly crawled out of the pool and was about to run when my foot slipped and I fell with a bang.

I hit my nose, and warm liquid gushed out of my nose, and my eyes were still black with stars.

In fact, I'm really not a sloppy person, it's just that when my luck has been bad, it's useless to say that these things are useless, so let's get up quickly.

I clutched my nose and hurriedly got up from the ground. I felt like a punctured water polo, with blood gushing out everywhere.

"What are you doing again?"

"Huh?" I plugged my nostrils with two fingers and couldn't stop the nosebleed. I was thinking about putting on my clothes and running, when I suddenly heard the most familiar voice.

Gu Yi, dressed in fine clothes, stood in front of me, looking me up and down.

Reflexively, I quickly covered my crotch, and as soon as I let go of my hand, my nose started to bleed again, and I couldn't live anymore.

Gu Yi couldn't stand it, so he picked up a piece of obscene clothes and gave them to me. As soon as I put them on, Ruhan walked in with a basket.

"Cut her! Cut her!" I yelled in fright.

Ruhan fell to his knees with a thud, kowtowed desperately and said, "The emperor spares my life, my majesty spares my life." The petals in the basket scattered all over the ground.

"Stand back first."

"Yes! Yes! Thank you Empress Empress!" Ruhan backed out after scrambling.

"How could you let her go! Her neck was more than ten meters long just now, she is just a monster! Fortunately, I sprayed her on fire wittily, and cut off her long neck!"

Gu Yi came over and pinched the middle of my nose.I grabbed his arm and asked anxiously: "Why don't you care about the nosebleed, hurry up and fight monsters?"

"Not her."

"I clearly saw it was her!"

"You said you set her head on fire?"

"Yeah, even my hair is burning."

"But your bleeding hasn't stopped yet, how did her hair grow back?"

That being said, Ruhan, who was holding the petals just now, was indeed unscathed, "What's going on?"

"What you encountered just now should be an illusion. Judging by what happened to you, if you are injured in an illusion, you will really be injured. It is very troublesome. If you die in an illusion, you will really die."

"Why are there so many illusions?" My nose was pinched, and my voice was weak.

"It's hard to say, but you still have some skills this time, so you escaped by yourself."

"That's it," I waved my hands triumphantly, "I think I'm a smart and handsome little freshman too!" Before I could finish speaking, the blood on my fingers gushed out again. "Oh, shit, shit, I'm about to lose too much blood and die! My uncle is here!"