Goddess, I am your girlfriend! [gl]
Chapter 31
Lu Xiaoyun shook her hands and hesitated for a moment, thinking that what Ji You said was right, the goddess couldn't be angry because of such a trivial matter, she must be shy!
Thinking that the goddess is shy, the shameless Lu Xiaoyun felt comfortable all over. She didn't expect the goddess to be so cute. She imagined that the goddess who is used to being cold and cold, with a slightly red dress and ear roots, why did she feel so poked? She's cute.
Lu Xiaoyun imagined the appearance of a goddess, and originally wanted to make up a long-haired Yujie, but somehow Li Mu's face popped out of her head. Lu Xiaoyun shook her head vigorously, trying to shake someone's face away, but how could she? It can't be shaken either.
In retrospect, Li Mu's ears seemed to be red on Lover's Pole today, probably because of this, she associated Li Mu with the goddess. Lu Xiaoyun patted her face hard, yes!The status of the goddess in her heart cannot be replaced by others, let alone one Li Mu, even if there are ten...
Suddenly, ten q versions of Li Mu appeared in Lu Xiaoyun's head, with his tender face and big watery eyes begging her for a hug. Lu Xiaoyun felt his heart was about to melt.
Well, ten Li Mus, maybe the deterrent power is not so great, Lu Xiaoyun cried because of his brain power supply, pinched his thigh in a futile way, and then broke free from his brain power.
However, Lu Xiaoyun immediately thought of another question. The goddess is two-dimensional, and Li Mu is three-dimensional. There seems to be no conflict between her liking for the two-dimensional goddess and Li Mu who likes the three-dimensional.
Nonsence!Whoever likes Li Mu is not her.
Lu Xiaoyun proudly raised her chin, then moved the mouse cursor over the goddess' portrait in a nervous mood, hesitated for a moment, and was about to click, when suddenly the opponent's portrait moved!
Lu Xiaoyun immediately threw away the mouse in shock, rubbed her eyes, and found that she was not mistaken, the head of the goddess did indeed move, then Lu Xiaoyun picked up the mouse from the ground, and opened the dialog box carefully.
I don't eat durian: I was having lunch just now, have you eaten it?
Seeing the message sent by the other party, Lu Xiaoyun immediately breathed a long sigh of relief. It turned out that the goddess did not deliberately not answer her, but was eating just now.
However, Lu Xiaoyun's mood was a little depressed. Isn't it because the goddess is shy~ My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Well, I just ate it too. By the way, goddess...you haven't answered my question just now!
Although she knew that the other party was not interested in her, Lu Xiaoyun's curiosity was still very strong. After all, it was unbelievable that she could hug the goddess' thigh.
The other party seemed to be silent for a long time, Lu Xiaoyun kept staring at the dialog box, and found that the other party had been in the state of typing, as if he was deliberating over something.
After a while, the other party finally sent a message.
I don't eat durian: you really want to know?
Lu Xiaoyun quickly replied to her.
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Hmm, I really want to know, Goddess, I adore you so much, can you tell me~ [Rolling and selling cute] I don't eat durian: Actually, it should be mutual worship.
Lu Xiaoyun looked at the message sent by the other party and swallowed her saliva. What does the goddess mean? Could it be that the goddess admitted the fact that she is her own brain?So shy, so shy~ But this is unlikely, she is a newcomer with no reputation, why is the goddess so blind to her!
My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Goddess, what do you mean (⊙_⊙)?
The other party seemed to have fallen into silence again. Lu Xiaoyun, who was waiting almost anxiously, finally received a message from the other party after several minutes.
I don't eat durian: Jun Shang is small and big, do you remember Meng Sanjun at the end?
The goddess used this tone of "Do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?" What was she trying to do? While Lu Xiaoyun was impressed by this godlike sentence pattern, she was also deeply shocked by the name "Meng Sanjun".
If you ask Lu Xiaoyun what is the most reluctant thing about leaving the Chinese website at the end, it is probably the brain-dead rice called "Meng Sanjun". Writing a martial arts novel that is different from a stallion. At the beginning, she was constantly criticized. Later, she got better and better, and there were still many trolls. But from the beginning to the end, there was a small reader who never left her, and was very sticky. .
If you want to talk about why Lu Xiaoyun knows that Meng Sanjun is a young reader, it is because the other party always says in an extremely immature tone, "Big Daddy, your writing is great! It's even better than our Chinese teacher's writing style!" "Big Daddy, I like it so much You, can I be your book fan!" "Da, you are amazing, the most amazing author I have ever seen!"
Lu Xiaoyun wanted to give up at the beginning, but when she saw Meng Sanjun leaving her a message, she was healed immediately, such a cute and cute children's paper, with such a cute reader, she will finish writing it even if she dies!
But... In the end, she was still cheated, and that's another story.
Now that the goddess brought up this matter again, Lu Xiaoyun suddenly had a premonition that something was wrong...
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Girl...goddess, what do you mean by that? It's not what I thought it was!
I don't eat durian: well, that's what you think!
Lu Xiaoyun looked at the exclamation mark at the end of the goddess, and suddenly felt the deep resentment from the goddess.
If we say that the Goddess is her stupid "Meng Sanjun" at the beginning, then everything can probably be explained. Why the Goddess takes such care of her is all because... the Goddess is her real brain-damaged one!
But how the goddess evolved from a soft and cute girl to a high-cold Yujie, who knows the sadness in it!
Lu Xiaoyun has already imagined the little goddess Lori holding the mobile phone sadly, her eyes revealing anticipation, until finally her eyes became deeper and deeper, and the whole process of being blackened, Lu Xiaoyun There was a cold war.
Lu Xiaoyun suddenly felt guilty.
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Goddess, I was wrong!I was so wrong!I shouldn't have abandoned the pit at the beginning, but I was still young at that time, you must forgive me for not remembering the mistakes of villains!
I don't eat durian: unforgivable.
When the goddess uttered these words, Lu Xiaoyun's heart turned cold. The goddess was really angry, but a series of questions suddenly popped up in Lu Xiaoyun's head.
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Huh!I remember Goddess, weren't you the author of Dian Dian Chinese Website before?But I remember that there is no author named Meng Sanjun on the Chinese website of the terminal!
I don’t eat durian: I write Wenkai’s trumpet...and after I became your brain-dead fan, I started to imitate your writing style and write...
With this meaningful ellipsis, Lu Xiaoyun suddenly felt the resentment from the other side of the screen.
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Cough...I heard that you signed a contract. When I applied for a contract, the editor clearly said that I was not old enough!
I don't eat durian: I... use my nasty ID card...
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Then how did you recognize me?
I don't eat durian: your ip address... and the email address you used to register...
Lu Xiaoyun immediately felt that she was stupid again, three stupid times a day, so stupid that she couldn't bear to look straight at her!
Thinking that the goddess is shy, the shameless Lu Xiaoyun felt comfortable all over. She didn't expect the goddess to be so cute. She imagined that the goddess who is used to being cold and cold, with a slightly red dress and ear roots, why did she feel so poked? She's cute.
Lu Xiaoyun imagined the appearance of a goddess, and originally wanted to make up a long-haired Yujie, but somehow Li Mu's face popped out of her head. Lu Xiaoyun shook her head vigorously, trying to shake someone's face away, but how could she? It can't be shaken either.
In retrospect, Li Mu's ears seemed to be red on Lover's Pole today, probably because of this, she associated Li Mu with the goddess. Lu Xiaoyun patted her face hard, yes!The status of the goddess in her heart cannot be replaced by others, let alone one Li Mu, even if there are ten...
Suddenly, ten q versions of Li Mu appeared in Lu Xiaoyun's head, with his tender face and big watery eyes begging her for a hug. Lu Xiaoyun felt his heart was about to melt.
Well, ten Li Mus, maybe the deterrent power is not so great, Lu Xiaoyun cried because of his brain power supply, pinched his thigh in a futile way, and then broke free from his brain power.
However, Lu Xiaoyun immediately thought of another question. The goddess is two-dimensional, and Li Mu is three-dimensional. There seems to be no conflict between her liking for the two-dimensional goddess and Li Mu who likes the three-dimensional.
Nonsence!Whoever likes Li Mu is not her.
Lu Xiaoyun proudly raised her chin, then moved the mouse cursor over the goddess' portrait in a nervous mood, hesitated for a moment, and was about to click, when suddenly the opponent's portrait moved!
Lu Xiaoyun immediately threw away the mouse in shock, rubbed her eyes, and found that she was not mistaken, the head of the goddess did indeed move, then Lu Xiaoyun picked up the mouse from the ground, and opened the dialog box carefully.
I don't eat durian: I was having lunch just now, have you eaten it?
Seeing the message sent by the other party, Lu Xiaoyun immediately breathed a long sigh of relief. It turned out that the goddess did not deliberately not answer her, but was eating just now.
However, Lu Xiaoyun's mood was a little depressed. Isn't it because the goddess is shy~ My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Well, I just ate it too. By the way, goddess...you haven't answered my question just now!
Although she knew that the other party was not interested in her, Lu Xiaoyun's curiosity was still very strong. After all, it was unbelievable that she could hug the goddess' thigh.
The other party seemed to be silent for a long time, Lu Xiaoyun kept staring at the dialog box, and found that the other party had been in the state of typing, as if he was deliberating over something.
After a while, the other party finally sent a message.
I don't eat durian: you really want to know?
Lu Xiaoyun quickly replied to her.
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Hmm, I really want to know, Goddess, I adore you so much, can you tell me~ [Rolling and selling cute] I don't eat durian: Actually, it should be mutual worship.
Lu Xiaoyun looked at the message sent by the other party and swallowed her saliva. What does the goddess mean? Could it be that the goddess admitted the fact that she is her own brain?So shy, so shy~ But this is unlikely, she is a newcomer with no reputation, why is the goddess so blind to her!
My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Goddess, what do you mean (⊙_⊙)?
The other party seemed to have fallen into silence again. Lu Xiaoyun, who was waiting almost anxiously, finally received a message from the other party after several minutes.
I don't eat durian: Jun Shang is small and big, do you remember Meng Sanjun at the end?
The goddess used this tone of "Do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?" What was she trying to do? While Lu Xiaoyun was impressed by this godlike sentence pattern, she was also deeply shocked by the name "Meng Sanjun".
If you ask Lu Xiaoyun what is the most reluctant thing about leaving the Chinese website at the end, it is probably the brain-dead rice called "Meng Sanjun". Writing a martial arts novel that is different from a stallion. At the beginning, she was constantly criticized. Later, she got better and better, and there were still many trolls. But from the beginning to the end, there was a small reader who never left her, and was very sticky. .
If you want to talk about why Lu Xiaoyun knows that Meng Sanjun is a young reader, it is because the other party always says in an extremely immature tone, "Big Daddy, your writing is great! It's even better than our Chinese teacher's writing style!" "Big Daddy, I like it so much You, can I be your book fan!" "Da, you are amazing, the most amazing author I have ever seen!"
Lu Xiaoyun wanted to give up at the beginning, but when she saw Meng Sanjun leaving her a message, she was healed immediately, such a cute and cute children's paper, with such a cute reader, she will finish writing it even if she dies!
But... In the end, she was still cheated, and that's another story.
Now that the goddess brought up this matter again, Lu Xiaoyun suddenly had a premonition that something was wrong...
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Girl...goddess, what do you mean by that? It's not what I thought it was!
I don't eat durian: well, that's what you think!
Lu Xiaoyun looked at the exclamation mark at the end of the goddess, and suddenly felt the deep resentment from the goddess.
If we say that the Goddess is her stupid "Meng Sanjun" at the beginning, then everything can probably be explained. Why the Goddess takes such care of her is all because... the Goddess is her real brain-damaged one!
But how the goddess evolved from a soft and cute girl to a high-cold Yujie, who knows the sadness in it!
Lu Xiaoyun has already imagined the little goddess Lori holding the mobile phone sadly, her eyes revealing anticipation, until finally her eyes became deeper and deeper, and the whole process of being blackened, Lu Xiaoyun There was a cold war.
Lu Xiaoyun suddenly felt guilty.
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Goddess, I was wrong!I was so wrong!I shouldn't have abandoned the pit at the beginning, but I was still young at that time, you must forgive me for not remembering the mistakes of villains!
I don't eat durian: unforgivable.
When the goddess uttered these words, Lu Xiaoyun's heart turned cold. The goddess was really angry, but a series of questions suddenly popped up in Lu Xiaoyun's head.
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Huh!I remember Goddess, weren't you the author of Dian Dian Chinese Website before?But I remember that there is no author named Meng Sanjun on the Chinese website of the terminal!
I don’t eat durian: I write Wenkai’s trumpet...and after I became your brain-dead fan, I started to imitate your writing style and write...
With this meaningful ellipsis, Lu Xiaoyun suddenly felt the resentment from the other side of the screen.
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Cough...I heard that you signed a contract. When I applied for a contract, the editor clearly said that I was not old enough!
I don't eat durian: I... use my nasty ID card...
My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Then how did you recognize me?
I don't eat durian: your ip address... and the email address you used to register...
Lu Xiaoyun immediately felt that she was stupid again, three stupid times a day, so stupid that she couldn't bear to look straight at her!
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