Beautiful teacher on the sedan chair

[Host] Ah Zi, who works hard and has no integrity.

The host, Ah Zi, came to the scene of the party timidly: "Hi, may I have a simple interview?"

Lianqi: "Your microphone hit my face."

Host Ah Zi: "Ah! I'm sorry!" She bowed ninety degrees.

Shaotang sound (indifferent jpg)

Host Ah Zi: "May I ask you how to call you two?"

Lian Qi: "You can just call me pretty."

Host Ah Zi: "...Okay."

Lian Qi: "Wait a minute, you should call me the male lead. Master said, keep a low profile when you go out."

Host Ah Zi: "Ah...no problem. Then ask the person next to you..."

Shaotang sound (indifferent jpg)

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【first round. 】

Host Ah Zi: "May I ask the male lead, when did you fall in love?"

Lian Qi: "Let's take a first look, because I have never seen such a good-looking person."

Host Ah Zi: "Excuse me, are you from the Appearance Association?"

Lian Qi: "Of course not! I'm a careless person. Right, Master, I love you too when you're old."

Shao Tangyin, slowly drawing the sword...

Lian Qi plopped on her knees: "I made a mistake, Master! How could you grow old!"

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Host Ah Zi: "Excuse me, the male lead, if you quarrel with Master, how will you resolve it in the end?"

Lian Qi: "Arguing? I would beat myself if I quarreled with a god like my master."

Host Ah Zi: "Then how did Master calm down in the end?"

Lian Qi: "It's very simple, even coaxing and grinding."

The host Ah Zi gradually became excited: "How do you grind that?"

Lian Qi: "It's a long story, first of all, hug him tightly and don't let go, then don't fight back when you hit him, kiss him hard..."

Shaotang's voice: "Ahem!"

Lian Qi: "Going off topic! Haven't reached this stage yet!"

Host Ah Zi: "Sorry, sorry, I'm a little excited."

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Host Ah Zi: "Excuse me, the male lead, what if the old relationship between Master and Xia Leng rekindled?"

Shao Tangyin: "Impossible!"

Lian Qi: "There is no such if!"

Host Ah Zi: "Do you have to have it?"

Lian Qi: "Then I will take Master back, and then I will fight Xia Lengjue to the death, and keep Master by my side for the rest of my life, to see if he dares to rekindle the old love, Master can only love me alone."

Host Ah Zi: "Ah... this damn possessiveness."

Lian Qi: "Master, did I answer handsomely?"

Shao Tangyin supported his forehead: "... so-so."

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【second round. 】

Host Ah Zi: "Excuse me, the hero, who is handsome, you or Master?"

Lian Qi: "Of course it's Master. In my heart, Master is the most handsome. He is a peerless beauty. He is a celestial being. But it's better not to compare different types."

Host Ah Zi: "Then may I ask Master, is Lian Qi handsome?"

Shao Tangyin: "Hmm... handsome."

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Host A Zi: "Master, if Lianqi's Acacia Linglongcao kissed Chi Yueli by mistake, what would you do?"

Shao Tangyin: "It's dirty, throw it away."

Lian Qi: "Master, I guard myself like a jade for you!"

Shao Tangyin: "Return my innocence?"

Lian Qi: "Master, can we not settle the old score?"

Shao Tangyin turned and glared at Mei Jiangzi angrily, Lian Qi did the same, the host trembled like an old dog in the wind, bah, single dog.

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Host Ah Zi: "Excuse me, the male lead, if Master and Lian Yin fell into the water together, who would you save?"

Lian Qi: "Fuck, can you stop asking such mentally retarded and backward questions."

Host Ah Zi: "The hero please answer."

Lian Qi: "Save Master."

Host Ah Zi: "Huh? What the hell?"

Lian Qi: "Doesn't Lianyin have a script? Why should I be responsible?"

Host Ah Zi: "...As expected, dear father."

[The third round. 】

The host, Ah Zi: "May I ask Master, what experience do you have in raising apprentices?"

Shao Tangyin: "Don't raise it."

Host Ah Zi: "Fuck, ruthless!"

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The host, Ah Zi: "Excuse me, the hero, what is your experience in chasing Master?"

Lianqi: "First, be handsome; second, lock down a master; third, be pitiful, weak, helpless, but able to fight; fourth, resist beating; fifth, be thick-skinned; sixth, be strong. In my heart, the first... (after an hour)"

Host Ah Zi: "It's so inspiring..."

Lian Qi: "That's natural."

Host Ah Zi: "Is there anything else to add?"

Lian Qi: "You must be a hero who had a miserable childhood, and you must have a strong and secret identity. The air is day and night, don't bully the young and poor, the people who love you are lined up, and the people you love are cold ,Then……"

Host Ah Zi: "Uh... Excuse me, male lead, do you really think of yourself that way?"

Lian Qi: "Almost."

The host, Ah Zi, pinched herself.

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Host Ah Zi: "Excuse me, male lead, have you ever counted how many slaps you have been slapped by Master?"

Lian Qi: "Damn! Who would be so bored as to care about such things!"

Host Ah Zi: "Master, isn't he curious?"

Shao Tangyin: "Boring..."

Host Ah Zi: "But it's really very curious!"

Lian Qi: "To the point, to the point!"

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[The fourth round. 】

Host Ah Zi: "May I ask the hero, what's your favorite place about Master?"

Lian Qi: "Why, this link has already started?"

Host Ah Zi: "I don't know anything, I'm still a child."

Lian Qi: "Master is perfect everywhere, I like them all, if I have to say it, then it's all of it!"

Host Ah Zi: "Then, where is Master?"

Shao Tangyin: "Eyes, those green pupils are very charming."

Lian Qi was dissatisfied: "Master, could it be that I am not good in other places? Yesterday on the bed you still praised others...it is very big...it is very delicate."

Shao Tangyin: "Shut up!"

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Host Ah Zi: "Excuse me, the male lead, do you usually have sex with Master every few days?"

Lian Qi: "You look down on me?"

Host Ah Zi: "Ah! I'm sorry! How many times a day?"

Lian Qi: "Just, play at any time, sometimes until dawn, after all I am more persistent."

The host, Ah Zi: "Then I would like to ask Master, what do you think?"

Shao Tangyin: "A little tired, a little unbearable."

The host Ah Zi: "I hope the male protagonist can feel sorry for Master a little bit, after all, he is old and his back..."

Shao Tangyin, slowly drawing the sword...

Host Ah Zi: "Beauty! Spare me!"

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Host Ah Zi: "May I ask the male lead, what poses do you usually like?"

Lianqi: "Refer to Liangyi's heart method."

Host Ah Zi: "Everyone hasn't seen Liangyi mentality, so you just talk about it..."

Lian Qi: "Just... I prefer the kind that I like to hold in my arms. Master's waist is very thin, and it feels good to hold."

Host Ah Zi: "Understood, sit on the lotus..."

Lian Qi: "I have a chance, and I want to try other things, I think the outdoors are pretty good."

The host Azi's face turned yellow: "May I ask what posture Master likes?"

Shao Tangyin: "..."

Host Ah Zi: "Then? May I ask what you think, Master?"

Shao Tangyin: "I will pay for the sins I have done."

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The author has something to say: This is the end of the episode, thank you little cuties.

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