[Comprehensive] The handsome guy in the world is out of my generation

Jiang Xiaoyu remembered that he had flipped through the book, and then asked Hua Wuque, "What will happen if Xiao Li Feidao points at Lingxi?"

How did Hua Wuque answer back then?

She seemed to be stunned for a while, then rolled her eyes to him rarely, followed by a soft smile on the corner of her mouth, but the answer was no.

cunning!

Jiang Xiaoyu thought so at the time!

Unexpectedly, he actually had the opportunity to witness the answer to this question with his own eyes.

He crossed!

He also met Lu Xiaofeng.

Just slightly different from the rumors in the world, this little phoenix does not have four "eyebrows".

The incomparably beautiful, bunker beard that was boasted by the rumors in the world was not on Lu Xiaofeng's upper lip.

Sure enough, seeing is worth seeing once heard a hundred times, and the rumors are mostly just a matter of embellishment.

When Jiang Xiaoyu met Lu Xiaofeng, he had already lived in the post-travel era for almost five or six years, and Tang Xiaotian, who was followed by this idiot, had already lived for four years!

At that time, Jiang Xiaoyu's luck was not very good, because Tang Xiaotian was so stupid that he was penniless, and couldn't enter the inn in the middle of the night, so he could only wander in the barren mountains and wild forests.

Gotta get some money!

Jiang Xiaoyu said to himself.In the first year after crossing, he did his job as a beggar and part-time thief, and he had long forgotten the reservedness of his noble status as a young master!

What's more, what did his uncle say about him when he was alive?Young master, little monkey too!

Aren't monkeys just beggars and part-time thieves?

So Jiang Xiaoyu didn't have any psychological burden to do bad things!

It's just unfortunate that in the second year, Tang Xiaotian, the lone star of the devil, got stuck on the back of his ass!

It is not a lie to say that Tang Xiaotian is the lone star of the devil!This unlucky guy, when he first met Jiang Xiaoyu, was still a small policeman of the Six Doors. Although he had not solved a case for half a year on duty, he had already made a name for himself in the capital and became the king of the whole capital. From women down to ordinary people, there are all characters who avoid him and fear him!

It is said that as long as this guy steps into the threshold of a family, there will inevitably be murder, rape, robbery... or even major and extraordinarily serious crimes such as plotting to usurp the throne. It is absolutely impossible not to kill everyone!

Jin Jiuling, the former boss of Six Doors, invited Tang Xiaotian home for a drink because he didn't believe in evil, and then he was still full of happiness that day, and he looked proud that everything in life was in the palm of his hand, but he was fucked to death by Lu Xiaofeng the next day up!

After Jin Jiuling's death, the unbearable Six Doors resolutely fired Tang Xiaotian for the sake of the overall situation and the safety of the people in the capital.

Then the squid stretched out its sinful tentacles to Jiang Xiaoyu, who was fearless and didn't know the local customs when he first entered the capital.

Sad reminder, really sad reminder!

Ever since Tang Xiaotian clinged to her, Jiang Xiaoyu knew what it means that people can't fight against the sky!

Man is determined to conquer nature or something, the precipice is the most absurd and ridiculous sentence in the world!

In the desolate night, Jiang Xiaoyu walked ahead, followed by Tang Xiaotian who was still downcast.

Tang Xiaotian looks like her name, with a handsome white and tender face, even if she doesn't smile, she is sweet.Jiang Xiaoyu was immune to this sweetness early on and wanted to escape day and night.

Reluctantly, Tang Xiaotian was a policeman, and her ability to track and catch her was no worse than any other famous policeman in the Ming Dynasty.

Tang Xiaotian followed behind Jiang Xiaoyu, with her head down, frustrated, her stomach was growling.

"Little fish... I'm hungry..." Tang Xiaotian said.

Jiang Xiaoyu ignored it, because he wasn't hungry, because he had the foresight to buy two biscuits from a roadside stall when Tang Xiaotian ran to Xiaojie and he was not around, filling his stomach full!

"Little fish... I'm hungry!!!" Tang Xiaotian complained non-stop.Jiang Xiaoyu has a heart of stone, she closes her ears and acts as if she didn't hear anything!

Suddenly, Jiang Xiaoyu stood still, and Tang Xiaotian, who lowered her head, didn't take it into consideration at all, and rushed to Jiang Xiaoyu, almost knocking him down.

Tang Xiaotian wiped her blushing forehead, muttered, and then asked Jiang Xiaoyu, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Xiaoyu gave a "shh", and grabbed Tang Xiaotian's arm: "Did you hear the singing?"

"singing?"

"Singing like howling ghosts and wolves?"

Tang Xiaotian couldn't help restraining her mind when she heard the words, and listened carefully.But when he heard the song Jiang Xiaoyu described, his face turned from red to white, and then from white to blue quickly.

Tang Xiaotian felt a deep malice, he jumped into Jiang Xiaoyu's arms, his limbs were tightly tied to his body, like an octopus with four claws: "I'll go, little fish Son, this is obviously howling ghosts and howling wolves!" His grandma, he knew he couldn't walk at night, you see, hit a ghost!

Tang Xiaotian never believes that with the limit of human beings, she can sing so soul-stirringly that it makes people "destroyed"! ! !

So it's not like howling with ghosts and wolves, it's like howling with ghosts and wolves! ! !

Jiang Xiaoyu rolled his eyes, pulled Tang Xiaotian off his body mercilessly, and then said contemptuously: "You are still a fast catcher of Six Doors..."

"Ahhh!!!" Tang Xiaotian screamed, "Don't mention it, don't mention it... I can't hear the word 'six doors', I will be sad!"

Jiang Xiaoyu inevitably rolled his eyes again, but ignored Tang Xiaotian's complaints.He covered Tang Xiaotian's mouth, restraining his screams from continuing to rippling in the deep woods.

Jiang Xiaoyu covered Tang Xiaotian's mouth, and pouted in the direction of the singing voice: "Although the pentameter is not complete, it is indeed a person singing, and it is a person who is afraid of ghosts singing!" It's the wild ghosts in the mountains singing!

Tang Xiaotian blinked her eyes, silently expressing that she already understood that Jiang Xiaoyu can let go!

Jiang Xiaoyu really let go of his mouth.Tang Xiaotian immediately spit on the ground twice, then tilted her head to look at Jiang Xiaoyu, and asked, "Are you sure? How can someone sing so badly?"

With his hands on his hips, Jiang Xiaoyu kicked Tang Xiaotian with his feet: "Don't ask nonsense, now is our chance to make a fortune, do you want to do it?"

Tang Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that Jiang Xiaoyu wanted to rob that guy who sang worse than ghosts!A person who walks in the woods at night and sings loudly must be a person who is terrified of ghosts!

Such a person, as long as he does a little trick, he can rob a lot of votes without killing him!

Since being fired from Six Doors, Tang Xiaotian's inner world has been completely distorted. He deeply felt that he was deeply hurt by the word "justice". After going to the river, Xiaoyu went farther and farther!

Now that Tang Xiaotian has already agreed, Jiang Xiaoyu will not be polite!

He patted Tang Xiaotian on the shoulder, smiled coldly, and said with all the anger of a bandit in the mountains, "Then, execute plan c!"

Tang Xiaotian nodded ignorantly!

Jiang Xiaoyu snorted, and casually took off the tattered robe that was hanging on his body, which had turned from blue to black because it hadn't been washed for many years and was too dirty, and put it on Tang Xiaotian's head. Wrapped in a round shape.

Tang Xiaotian's eyes suddenly darkened.He was a little flustered and flustered, and unconsciously and blindly gestured in the air with his hands: "Little Yuer, I can't see!!!"

Jiang Xiaoyu giggled, straightened Tang Xiaotian's constantly turning head with one hand, and touched Tang Xiaotian's eyes with the other, digging out two black holes in the tattered and weak clothes.

"What about now?" Jiang Xiaoyu asked knowingly.

Through the hole in the fabric, Tang Xiaotian blinked, then nodded, but asked softly, "Xiao Yu'er, what is Plan C?"

Jiang Xiaoyu patted Tang Xiaotian, and then gave him a wicked wink: "Plan C is that you pretend to be a headless ghost and scare that ghost who is afraid of death!"

Tang Xiaotian let out an "ah" and said bluntly, "Then why am I playing the headless ghost?"

"Because your qinggong is better than mine, of course the headless ghost has to fly in the sky, but it's not like walking on the ground!"

"Besides, you are wearing white clothes, isn't it just to play all kinds of wild ghosts in the dead of night?"

Jiang Xiaoyu spoke nonsense in a serious manner.Tang Xiaotian felt that these words were very reasonable, but she was speechless and could only obey the arrangement!

So the headless ghost with two missing eyes "flyed" into the sky, and pounced on the fearful ghost who was crying and howling in the wild forest in the middle of the night!

It's just that the plan is perfect, but the change is 100% unexpected!

The headless ghost just pounced on the top of the big tree next to the place where the fear of death ghost was, coughed twice, and fell straight down from the big tree with an "ahhh" without even saying a word. It fell down, like a crow frozen to death by the cold night wind!

Jiang Xiaoyu, who was standing far away, naturally heard the miserable cry of pain, he couldn't help but covered his face with tears, then turned around and wanted to run.

Although there is no money to be stolen, it is also great to be able to get rid of Tang Xiaotian, a bad guy!

This is Jiang Xiaoyu's "conspiracy" from beginning to end.

But the conspiracy is ulterior and perfect, and the changes are always 100% unexpected!

Just as Jiang Xiaoyu bent over and hunched over, turned around and ran two steps in despair, Tang Xiaotian fell from the sky and landed right in front of his eyes!

cut!

Why can't I get rid of this burden?Is it true that the sky is going to kill Jiang Xiaohou? ! !

Seeing Tang Xiaotian lying on the ground with her arms and legs spread apart, her left foot still twitching discordantly, Jiang Xiaoyu curled her lips, then stood up straight with her back straightened, and looked up at Li Li In the tree, a man in a scarlet robe.

Who is this man standing on the tree?

Who is this flamboyant man in a scarlet robe?

Who is this naughty man who is crying and howling with ghosts and wolves in Yelinzi in the middle of the night, who is obviously afraid of ghosts but can scare a pair of ghosts with his voice?

Standing on a tree, a fluffy man in a scarlet robe who no longer sings, he said—his name—

The king next door!

You are paralyzed!

This minute is just taking advantage of his young Lord Jiang and his brainless father!