Taoist monk into vulgarity

"I don't know that this monk is fine. You just need to know one thing. Meeting this monk is the worst thing you should do in your life!" Tang Moyu roared, and he had already rushed forward, but he really underestimated these two things. A man, they can exist here for thousands of years, it is not a small thing.

"The worst thing I should do in this life is to let the master go." The man in black roared and went up to meet him. The man in white didn't stop him. Chess is really boring. He has been bored for thousands of years. He will definitely hold this little human in his hand and play slowly.

Tang Moyu fought with Dahei for 10 minutes, his complexion began to change, he underestimated him too much, no matter what he used to deal with him, he was able to deal with it freely, and it was very easy, after fighting for so long, he didn't see it Move one hair.

"What the hell are you?" Tang Moyu's expression was not good.

"The deity is a god, not a thing." As soon as the words came out, the man in white next to him covered his mouth and laughed heartlessly. The smile was so beautiful.

"Xiaobai, if you are laughing, I will make you unable to get out of bed in the future." As soon as the words came out, the man in white immediately shut up, his face turned pale.The man in black gave him a sideways glance, and took this opportunity. Tang Moyu seized the opportunity and gave him a hard kick. This kick hit his thigh with such force that it hurt the man in black. His face twitched and his eyebrows stood up, but strangely, his hair still didn't move.

"You fucking dare to kick me, I'll kill you." The man in black showed his temper and glared at Tang Moyu viciously.

"This monk knows that you two are evil spirits. Hmph, hide behind Namo Shakyamuni Buddha to be a monster, and see if this monk beats you to death." Tang Moyu had doubts in his heart when he said this. I clearly saw that Namo Shakyamuni Buddha was also here, although it was just a clone, but if we want to destroy these two evil spirits, why not destroy them?

"I'm distracted." The man in black sneered, Tang Moyu narrowly escaped, but his face was still cut, a small bloodstain.Just this small bloodstain, with a sweet taste in the blood, was enough to make the two of them hungry.

"This smell belongs to the master, who are you!" The man in black tasted the smell of blood in the air, it was so sweet that he swallowed, but he didn't dare to touch it.Looking at the human who broke in by mistake in front of him, the more he looked, the more he looked like the owner.

But on him, he didn't feel the presence of the master.The man in black was puzzled.

"This monk reported his family name just now, and you don't know him, so I have to ask again, is there something wrong with your mind?" Tang Moyu raised his eyebrows, wiped off his face, put his finger on his mouth, and stuck out his tongue to lick it. That action is really fascinating, with all kinds of charm and charm.

The man in black stared at the man in white, and looked back at the man in white. If he hadn't been there, he would have jumped on him and eaten him severely.

"Since you don't say anything, I will beat you until you say it!" The heat inside the black-clothed man made his mouth dry, his face was already dark, but now it became even darker, and this time he beckoned Tang Moyu life.

But wanting to take the name of Tang Moyu, is it easier said than done?

The two played for a stick of incense, and the white-clothed man next to him finally couldn't help it anymore. He closed his fan and joined the battle. Now it's two-on-one. Tang Moyu began to struggle a little, and sweat dripped from his forehead, dripping to the ground , turned into mist.

"Xiaobai, I don't need you to intervene." The man in black frowned. It seemed that he was joining the battle, but in this secret move, he was helping little humans everywhere. What was he thinking?

"How about that? See if you have had enough fun, I want to play together too." The man in white smiled, not in a good mood, the more he smiled, the man in black knew that he was angry.

"The deity is not playing." The man in black said a little annoyed.

"I didn't play and still hit his waist everywhere, why, do you want to touch his waist?" After being together for thousands of years, you can tell what he is thinking at a glance.Bai Yi is starting to get jealous.

"Don't make trouble for no reason. This deity is doing business. He is a human soul. He must have something necessary to come here. Maybe he knows the master's affairs." The man in black explained while accepting the move.

"Don't make excuses, I will know what you want to do at a glance." The man in white was also angry, and his smiling face became extremely sharp.

Tang Moyu looked at these two amusedly. Is this an internal strife?

"Jiang Bai, don't make me angry." The man in black's tone was a bit soft, but what he said was clearly showing his majesty, and the consequences of making him angry would be very serious.

"Shen Hei, you have fucked me for thousands of years, and now you are fully capable? You don't give me any face in front of others, don't forget, here, I am older than you, you should call me senior brother." This is Jiang Bai's resentment that has been held back for thousands of years, and today he is definitely making use of it.

Shen Hei was stunned for a moment, but he had forgotten that Jiang Bai was older than him here, but for thousands of years, Jiang Bai had been giving way to him, so he got used to it.

"Have you two finished talking? If you haven't finished, let's pause for a while. When you finish talking, we will continue to fight." Tang Moyu said with a smile.

"You don't need to take care of our affairs." Shen Hei turned around and gave Tang Moyu a hard look, it was all his fault.

Tang Moyu expressed his innocence and it has nothing to do with him.

Just as Shen Hei turned his head and glared at Tang Moyu, Jiang Bai's heart became even more furious, and he slapped him mercilessly on his hands and brains. This slap pushed Shen Hei forward, almost hitting Tang Moyu, Tang Moyu Yu dodged so fast that he didn't hit him.

Shen Hei stood firm, not fighting Tang Moyu, but turned to look at the angry Jiang Bai.

"What a vexatious person, I can't tell you clearly." Shen Hei gritted his teeth angrily, he didn't hit Tang Moyu, and ignored Jiang Bai, and just wanted to go to the side and squat against the wall.But obviously Jiang Bai wanted to turn the matter over today, grabbed Shen Hei's shoulders, and threw him out of the way. This time, Shen Hei quit. He jumped up and punched Jiang directly. In front of Bai, he was also very angry, this punch didn't spare any strength, and the speed was so fast.

Jiang Bai was shocked, he didn't expect that Shen Hei would really fight with him, and he would be so ruthless.

Shen Hei was trembling with anger, and regretted it after making the shot, but he couldn't hold it back. At the critical moment, Tang Moyu's purple rope flicked around, and took him over in a dangerous way, dodging that punch, and this punch hit On the ground, a hole was punched out, looking at the hole, Jiang Bai looked stunned, he quit!

"Shen Hei, you are so unfeeling. How can you say that you have been together for thousands of years, and you actually want to kill me. It seems that I am really incompetent as a senior brother." Jiang Bai laughed, a coquettish smile.Shen Hei's heart trembled, his heart palpitated wildly, as expected, his Xiaobai was the prettiest.

"Xiaobai, don't make trouble, I was wrong just now, I apologize to you, come here, I will never do anything." Shen Hei's tone was soft, he was impulsive, he didn't know what happened just now, he couldn't control it His anger went straight to his forehead, and he moved Xiaobai to make a move. He regretted it as soon as he made a move, but he couldn't stop it.

Jiang Bai is now standing beside Tang Moyu, looking at Shen Hei with a sneer.

"If there is a first time, there will be a second time. I will not believe you anymore, Shen Hei. From today onwards, if you touch me again, I will never be polite." Jiang Bailai was serious, Shen Hei was a little scared Stupid, what the hell is going on?

Tang Moyu looked at the two of them as if watching a good show, what was going on?

"Is your business over? Send me out when it's over." Tang Moyu shrugged and said, he just found out that he couldn't get out.

"My name is Jiang Bai, and I am the patron saint here. Who are you and why did you come here?" This time, Jiang Bai asked seriously, so Tang Moyu put away his hostility and said formally.

"My name is Tang Moyu. I practice Taoism and Buddhism. I came here today to recover my cultivation power through the light of the Buddha. Being in the air outside is really hurting my body. I was sitting in front of Sakyamuni Buddha just now. Arrived here."

Practicing Buddhism and Taoism, it's no wonder that Xiao Hei can't beat him, it turns out that he is not a mortal.

"There is no Sakyamuni Buddha here for a long time, and the master has left here for a thousand years." Jiang Bai said, a little sad.

"Then what was the light I just saw?"

"That's an afterimage left by the master. The incense in the Buddha Hall is getting less and less, because after the master left, there is no real Buddha here." Jiang Bai continued.

"So, you are really disciples of Buddha Shakyamuni? But I haven't heard that there are two disciples of Buddha Shakyamuni?" Tang Moyu thought for a while and said.

"Of course you haven't heard of it. Although we are disciples of Shakyamuni Buddha, we don't enter Buddhism. Have you ever heard of Impermanence in Black and White? We are the Impermanence in Black and White of the previous generation. We have existed in this world for thousands of years." When saying this, Jiang Bai looked helpless.

"Why don't you go to reincarnate?" After finishing their jobs, they can choose to be reincarnated as human beings, and with their status in the underworld, reincarnation is even more dignified and noble, and their lives are luxurious.

Speaking of the word reincarnation, Jiang Bai turned his eyes to Shen Hei next to him, heaved a long sigh, and was speechless.

Although Tang Moyu didn't understand it, he knew a thing or two. This thing of love, when it gets down to the bone, can't be cut off even if it is hacked into pieces. This Jiang Bai is definitely an infatuated lover.

"Tang Moyu, in fact, I probably know a thing or two why you came here. The master has not returned for a thousand years. You came here to help us escape. The master once said that if a human came here, it would be him. The descendants of my family have waited for thousands of years, and I have long forgotten about this matter, and I suddenly remembered it just now, I am sorry."

This Jiang Bai is really interesting, he probably remembered it a long time ago, but he was upset and didn't want to talk about it.

"So, if you want to leave here, do you rely on me for help?" Tang Moyu twitched his lips and smiled nicely.

"To be precise, it's like this." Jiang Bai suddenly had a bad feeling that this Tang Moyu was not such an easy-going person.

"Helping you guys, what's the benefit?" Tang Moyu flicked his clothes and said slowly.

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