Taoist monk into vulgarity

Tang Moyu opened his eyes, looked at the blue sky and white clouds, and felt the cool wind quietly. After a stick of incense, he sat up, looked around, his eyes slowly enlarged, and the thoughts in his mind Just four words.

"Where is this?" Everything in front of him was strange and curious to Tang Moyu.

"Brother, are you sure he's dead? But he's looking at us."

Tang Moyu looked at the two men not far away from him, pointing at him while talking.

"You nonsense, I listened to his heartbeat for 10 minutes just now, and I'm sure he's dead." Another voice said very displeased, and then looked at Tang Moyu, rubbed his eyes, then looked and rubbed again Eyes, making sure that he is not dazzled, jumped up at once, and then flew over.

"Smelly Taoist priest, why haven't you died yet! Then I will let you die again." As he said that, the man who ran towards Tang Moyu like a madman smashed it down with a fruit knife.

Tang Moyu was very confused, but his brain was functioning normally. When the fruit knife was cut down, he suddenly disappeared. The man's fruit knife hit the stone with a bang, and he took two steps back.

"Where is everyone, where did the stinky Taoist priest go? What a fucking hell!" The man searched around, but he couldn't find the person who disappeared, so he cursed his mother angrily.

"Brother, he, he, he is behind you." With a stammering voice, the man turned around in fright, and saw the disappeared Tang Moyu standing behind him, screamed in fright, and a foul smell wafted away come out.

He was scared to pee by Tang Moyu.

Tang Moyu took a few steps back in disgust, his face was very flat.

"Big brother, he can't be a ghost." Another man ran to his big brother, even if the smell of urine almost made him vomit, he had to hold him up.

"How the hell do I know!" The elder brother was angry and ashamed, and pushed the person away fiercely, and then pointed the fruit knife at Tang Moyu. "Smelly Taoist priest, are you a fucking human or a ghost! Just now you obviously didn't have a heartbeat, but now you're still throbbing like a monkey. Tell me, what the hell are you?"

Tang Moyu was not interested in his yelling at all, flicked the white Taoist robe on his body, and had no intention of answering him at all.This careless move made the eldest brother so angry that he swung the fruit knife and was about to charge forward again, but was held back by the person next to him.

"Brother, this thing is evil, why don't we go back and find enough people to come here." Seeing the horror on his face, he was frightened by Tang Moyu.The man also stopped, although it was a bit embarrassing to be so cowardly in front of the younger brother, but life is still important.When he met the stinky Taoist priest just now, he clearly saw the stinky Taoist priest's face was full of flesh and blood, but in a blink of an eye, he saw the stinky Taoist priest's handsome face again, it was really weird, could it be his hallucination?

"Smelly Taoist priest, don't run if you have the guts, I will chop you up when I come back." After finishing speaking, the two turned around and were about to leave, but their raised feet couldn't come down for a long time.

"I said, can you go?" Tang Moyu, who was smiling, walked slowly in front of the two of them, smiling very nicely.

Seeing his smiling face, the two of them were not at all pleasing to the eye, but felt a chill in their hearts.

"What on earth do you want to do? Let me tell you, this piece belongs to our boss. If you dare to touch us, our boss will definitely not let you go." The stuttering man was so scared that he was sweating profusely. .

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