The Goddess of Online Games

"Zi once said that in this world, there is a day called 2.14 Torch Festival. Legend has it that the lone dogs don't need to mourn at the moon, they only need to sincerely raise and bravely wave the torch in their hands on the day of the Torch Festival , Joining the fff Heavenly Group, you can use the power of God to clean up all the filth between two people that has happened or hasn't happened in the world, and make this world as pure and flawless as it is covered with snow."

"Thus, a group of dogs who were submerged in 'Husband Wife Amada', 'Kiss Hug I Love You', 'Baby Sweetheart Buy Buy Buy Buy' finally couldn't bear it anymore and rose up the strongest resistance! "

"With the instinct to love life, and according to the instructions of the legend, they raised the torches in their hands on the day of the Torch Festival, and branded the sacred imprint of fff in their hearts."

"The slogan of the fff regiment was loudly chanted by them, and the burning war song was sung tragically by them. Every single dog clan has a strong heart, and with amazing hand speed, they are fighting against all heresies. The fight between life and death is like a hero, and even more like a warrior! At that moment, thousands of unmarried dog clans of men and women came out of their homes and joined the battle."

"That battle was extremely tragic, because many people really fell when they fought side by side, and threw down kerosene and torches and became traitors of the fff regiment!"

"Heroes have fallen one after another, and the determined members of the group are becoming more and more powerless. They will no longer lose their group members all the time. In just half a day, the Tiantuan team around them is no longer as strong as it was at the beginning."

"They couldn't help holding a meeting to discuss and research. Where exactly did they lose? Could it be that the power of the Torch God is really no match for Cupid, the source of all evil? No, they don't believe it--love, something that pollutes the world, as long as you don't believe it It, it wouldn’t exist! With such an idea in mind, they began to experiment with their hearts and souls, and bravely appeared to prove the Dao..."

"Later!" Yuan Xiaoqiu raised his voice very high, as if it was hanging on his throat and could no longer come down.

Under the moonlight, a ring of torches inserted around the perimeter illuminated the surrounding area, and dozens of people in Zhanyun Pavilion sat around the campfire and listened to stories.

On the high rockery, the blunt little ball who had been eloquent just now suddenly frowned under the gazes of everyone in Zhanyun Pavilion and the sparse applause, then pursed his mouth, clapped his hands at last, and said with a smile: "I'm really I can’t make it up anymore!”

For a while, there were boos all around.

The Valentine's Day mission will start at 2.12:2 noon on February 16th and end at [-]:[-] noon on February [-]th.

Er Nanyu's lunar birthday this year happened to coincide with February No. 11. After discussing in the guild for more than ten minutes, everyone hastily decided to hold a birthday party for her with the theme of "Valentine's Day is approaching" that night.

The content of the birthday party is simple and crude. The first link is a typical contest of rewards and punishments.

As an overlord in the gang, Er Nanyu is very fierce in fights. I dare not say that I will win every battle. With similar level equipment, no matter what profession, if you want to defeat her, you will need both strength and luck. Impossible, after all, the extremely explosive Dragon Thorn Blood can instantly kill someone with three or four moves, so it's really not easy to fight.

Therefore, in this link, anyone can challenge today's birthday star, as long as they win, they will be rewarded with [-] gold, and if they lose, they will be punished by Er Nanyu.

Yuan Xiaoqiu was the first to enter the field with great interest, and with his obscene positioning and attacking with one move and one escape, he played the professional advantage of ghost escape and the obscene genre quality, which made Er Nanyu burnt out.

Sansuyu, who was in charge of distributing bonuses, kept cheering and shouting for Ernanyu, as if the money was paid out of her pocket... But think about it carefully, the event money was provided by Nifeng Zhanyun, from Picking it from her man's bag is not too different from taking it from her bag?

However, Er Nanyu was also very saving money for her good sister, and she still won the victory with a slight advantage despite such wretched trembling. She tells a story or sings a song to herself.

Thus, the anticlimactic fantasy legend just now appeared.

It's just that everyone doesn't seem to buy it.

"Damn it, it's called a bad ending, it's a pity that the blockbuster movie in the early stage has a sense of sight!" Someone expressed inner regret.

"The son once said, which son is it?" Someone laughed and teased.

"To bet on a cart of cucumber balls, you have to answer 'Lao Tzu'!" Someone bet on cucumbers.

Yuan Xiaoqiu shook his head and said, "It's a round and cute ball."

"It's a lubricated dirty ball." Someone yelled, and it immediately aroused the response of many people.

"That's right, look at your story, capitalized filth, what the hell is the filth between two people that has happened or hasn't happened in the world!"

These words have a super obvious literal meaning.

Peach Jelly got up and ran to Nifeng Zhanyun and Sansuyu, patted their shoulders, and said, "Dirty!" Then, ran to Tang Jingjing and Qu Shuixi, raised their hands hand, and said: "Great filth!" Finally pointing to himself, he took the hand of a wooden fish beside him, and said: "Pure and flawless single dog family!"

"Taozi, your focus is all wrong. The focus of the dirty ball is obviously the filth 'between two people' that has happened or hasn't happened yet."

"How do I know if they happened or not?" Peach Jelly pouted.

[Guild] [Ke Ran]: Hey, brother Yu and Ershui have no conditions, it must have not happened yet, brother Yun and third sister, Shengge and Yiqian are hard to say, it may happen.

[Guild] [Yingzhi]: This topic is too unbearable to look directly at [cover face]

[Guild] [Duffy Chicken]: What are you talking about, I don’t understand qaq [Guild] [Light Fog]: Fat Chicken, hurry up and finish the book and come play ╰(*°▽°*)╯"Where am I? Dirty, my goal is to purify the world, and my wish is world peace!" Yuan Xiaoqiu jumped off the rockery, and Jiang He nearly threw her to the ground when she complained.

Jiang He said, "Do you think you are Team Rocket or Joker Xue?"

[Guild] [Prosperous]: I don't understand, what's the matter with Xue Zhiqian?Isn't that an actor?

[Guild] [Daffy Chicken]: That's a singer, thank you!

[Guild] [Qu Shui Xi]: Isn’t that a joke player (⊙o⊙)…

[Gang Guild] [Light Fog]: That is a man who ends most jokes with the sentence "I am Joker Xue, and my wish is world peace".

[Guild] [Prosperous]: [Bye bye] Lying plums smell the flowers, and the fertile stones are full of spring green.

[Guild] [Sansuyu]: No, you just don’t play Weibo.

"I'm not playing anymore!" Yuan Xiaoqiu waved his hand and said, "Jiang Lang's talent is exhausted, his brain is empty, please let me go!"

"If you say let it go, let it go? It's a good idea!" Er Nanyu strode forward, pushed Wan Xiaoqiu back to the side of the rockery stage, and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, sing a song and let you go."

"Happy Bus's oil, Happy Bus's oil, Happy Bus's Ernan, Happy Bus's oil!" Yuan Xiaoqiu sang an accelerated version of the happy birthday song with a touching pronunciation, pursing his mouth Said: "I finished singing."

"No, it doesn't count! I don't accept it!"

"Shouxing doesn't even accept it, let's do another song!" Everyone booed again.

"I've already told a story, with both voice and emotion!" Yuan Xiaoqiu said, looking around, and shouted: "Er Nan! It's your birthday! Why didn't Yiye Blindsight come! On this great birthday day , a great foreplay for the Torch Festival, are you coming back to my fff group too!"

Tang Jingjing interjected with a smile: "Don't pretend, everyone knows that Feihua is fighting gang wars, sing quickly."

The three gangs seem to have tacitly wanted to have a good Valentine's Day, so they decided to have a one-off fight before Valentine's Day. land.My girlfriend celebrates her birthday, but my boyfriend is having a hard fight. I have to say it's very sad.

This sadness directly became the motivation for Er Nanyu to toss and toss the ball: "Sing! Don't try to change the subject!"

"What are you singing? I've told a story!"

"I want to listen to something very dirty!"

"Hey, your Yiye gang leader!" Yuan Xiaoqiu pointed behind Er Nanyu.

"Don't try to change the subject!"

"What a blinding leaf! If you don't believe me, look at it!"

Er Nanyu didn't see anything when she turned her head, she only saw everyone holding back their laughter, she turned around and wanted to settle the score with Yuan Xiaoqiu, when she saw that there was no one behind her...

[Guild] [Yuan Xiaoqiu]: Stupid, I can sneak, you come to me (乛▽乛)

Yuan Xiaoqiu was proud of his wit, when he saw Er Nanyu stretched his waist, turned around and started a fight with the second buddy who stepped forward to challenge a hundred gold.

Hey, the sense of existence is still limited!It was abandoned in seconds!

Qu Shuixi, who was holding roasted corn in one hand and watermelon juice in the other, yawned suddenly. Tang Jingjing couldn't help but turn her head to look at Qu Shuixi.

"Eh?" Qu Shuixi looked confused.

[Private Chat][亖四鱼]: Are you bored?

Qu Shuixi looked around and nodded.

[Private chat] [亖Jiyu]: Then let's go play something else.

[Private Chat] [Qu Shui Xi]: This is not good, it's Er Nan's birthday.

[Private Chat][亖Jiyu]: I don't even have a blind eye, what's the lack of us 2333 Find a reason, run away first, and she won't be missing her birthday present!

[Private chat] [Qu Shuixi]: Ah, I actually think what you said makes sense (乛▽乛) because you, a brat who values ​​sex and despises friends, led me to ruin it.

"It doesn't matter who I am." Tang Jingjing smiled and muttered a few words in a low voice, leading Qu Shuixi out of the crowd, and the two of them ran away like thieves for a long distance until they were out of everyone's sight The range stopped.

Qu Shuixi looked behind him, and the watermelon juice spilled all over his hands, couldn't help laughing out loud, smashed the cup in his hand to the ground, and shouted loudly to the front like self-brainwashing: "No! Drink! Don’t feel bad if you spill it!”

Tang Jingjing couldn't help laughing from the sidelines, and before she had laughed a few times, she was stuffed full of corn on the cob in Qu Shuixi's hand.

She subconsciously took a bite, stepped back a few steps, and chewed silently.

Qu Shuixi squinted at Tang Jingjing, looked up at the sky, and said, "Xiaoyu, Valentine's Day is over, and the Chinese New Year will be in a few days."

Tang Jingjing nodded, reached out to take the corn in Qu Shuixi's hand and continued to eat: "This corn is quite sweet. It was mailed from other main cities. Do you like it? I'll ask my friend to buy some for me later."

"Did you hear what I was sighing?"

"Yes, I have."

"Then you still talk to me about food." Qu Shuixi snatched the corn back from Tang Jingjing's hand in dissatisfaction, only to see Tang Jingjing laughing aside, she couldn't help wondering: "What are you laughing at?"

"I heard what you just said." Tang Jing stopped smiling and said, "I bought a ticket, NO. 18 in the afternoon."