The Goddess of Online Games

_(._.)”∠)_: Roll!

Tang Jingjing fell down on the keyboard after posting this passage, she didn't think about eating/pooping, she just wanted to pee.

It's so embarrassing, I really need to roll my face on the keyboard to relieve the pressure - rolling...

After singing a song, she actually felt that she didn't dare to raise her head again, and she didn't dare to face Qu Shuixi with the little Jiujiu in her heart.

"Why do you post so many garbled characters? Are you dissatisfied with me?" Qu Shuixi turned off the reverb, and said with a smile, "Don't think I can't see it, people's eyes are discerning."

Tang Jingjing was stunned for a moment, and when she looked up, she saw many people on the public screen at 2333333. At the same time, someone kept scrolling through a copy and pasted text. A long list of characters and punctuation.

So... Did you accidentally scroll to the Enter key just now... That's really a bit embarrassing...

"It's because I'm so satisfied that I'm so excited that I can't type anymore." Tang Jingjing turned on the mic and said calmly, her heart was surging as her tone was calm.

Sitting in front of the computer and hearing this answer, Qu Shuixi was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, her eyes narrowed, and she just forgot to make a sound.

Suddenly someone on the public screen proposed to let the fish mother sing. Seeing this, Tang Jingjing jumped off the mic and pretended to be dead. How could Qu Shuixi let her go? What? I told you to sing."

"Isn't my singing a hit?"

As Tang Jingjing said, she subconsciously glanced at the fast-rolling public screen. Sure enough, many acquaintances in the gang came, and at this moment they were writing the same sentence on the public screen: "Er Shui trusts her, others ask for money for singing, She sings like hell [cover mouth laugh]"

Qu Shuixi was also quick-sighted, scanned the familiar id, and immediately added a few more yellow horses: "The leaders who pay my salary are here, and they don't say a word when they come, so I can give you vests, so you Just turn on the mic and talk."

"Speaking of which, didn't you see it?" San Suyu opened the microphone, "Our big group of small fans has been swiping 'Goddess I Love You' just now, and it hasn't stopped for a minute."

"No, so many people love you, but you only have fish in your eyes." To Tang Jingjing's words, Nifeng Zhanyun obviously had a deep meaning, which made her a little embarrassed for a while.

_(._.)"∠)_: If you don’t say a word, you know shit?

Headwind Zhanyun: I'm helping you, why don't you understand my kindness?

_(._.)"∠)_: ...

"I can't find all the vests of other people in the gang, please send them." Qu Shuixi calmly changed the subject, "Speaking of which, is Xiaoyu's singing really terrible?"

"How should I put it, it's not particularly fatal, it's just ordinary." Jiang He said.

Tang Jingjing silently looked at the sky.

In the summer vacation of her freshman year, Zhanyun Pavilion held an offline party. After dinner, she went to ktv. At that time, she was drunk and was not sober all night. She grabbed Mailian and sang three songs. A group of people had complex expressions, those with strong receptivity hugged their stomachs and laughed, while those with weak receptivity covered their ears and wanted to beat her to death.

The next day he woke up and returned to normal, but it was too late, that evil friend of Nifeng Zhanyun actually recorded the whole process and uploaded it to the file sharing of the studio Q group, making those few out-of-key and emotionless shouts accompanied by several times. Her hearty laughter has become her eternal dark history, and someone will always mention it every once in a while.

What made Tang Jingjing most helpless was that Qu Shuixi actually became interested in this "ordinary level", and said seriously: "I want to hear it."

Scary... Tang Jingjing thought, this goddess is really scary.

Under the coercion of the terrible goddess and the terrible fans of the goddess's family, Tang Jingjing turned on Kugou and played the song: "I'm afraid to scare you, I will sing along with the original song. The party who puts it out recommends changing to headphones, and the party who listens to the earphones suggests turning down the volume."

Qu Shuixi couldn't help but jammed the mic, and said, "Do you dare to turn off the original singing and sing with the accompaniment?"

"I dare not." Tang Jingjing smiled.

At the end of the prelude, a mature Yu Jie's voice shocked everyone with the beauty of kneeling, but the next second, another voice appeared, singing along with a completely out of tune rhythm... That singing voice, that voice Feelings are simply presumptuousness in a capital letter. It is not an exaggeration to say that she hits the soul directly.

At this moment, the painting style of the public screen swiping is similar to the bullet screen painting style in the ghost animal video at station b. A bunch of people are swiping their inner feelings, and the content is actually the same...

"Soul Singer!"

"Good singing! I choose death!!"

"Really open your mouth and kneel! New alarm get!"

"Mama asked me what happened (#°Д°)"

"Mom asked me why I knelt and listened to the song orz..."

"I heard the sound of nature qaq in my lifetime"

"Nimma! My cat got under the sofa in fright! Change!"

"I feel like I've been hit by a critical blow, Mama, I'm going to die!!"

……

After Tang Jingjing sang a song, she calmly turned off Kugou, and picked up the thermos cup beside her.

yy was silent for a moment, so quiet that even the sound of drinking water seemed a bit harsh.

Tang Jingjing put down the cup, and said confidently: "You guys asked me to sing, and I took protective measures as much as possible, and it has nothing to do with me if I feel a critical blow."

"I think you are very promising. If you come back and learn to sing with me, I will give you a [-]% discount on the tuition." Qu Shuixi joked, "Let's offer a friendly price, [-]% off."

"It's not free, I hate it." Tang Jingjing said.

"It's free, but it's a family price. It's only available to your family. You think it's beautiful."

Tang Jingjing rubbed her sugary face with her cold fingertips, and calmly refused under the "blessing" of a pile of torches: "If you don't learn, just listen."

Before Qu Shuixi could react, he heard Nifeng Zhanyun open the microphone and said in a low and cold voice: "This woman dares to reject me in front of [-] million listeners, heh, it's interesting."

When San Suyu heard it, she immediately laughed: "No fan has ever been able to refuse my discount, you annoying little fairy."

"Woman, you managed to get my attention." Er Nanyu immediately joined the teasing team, "Do you know that you are playing with fire?"

Thinking about the fact that she was teased by Qu Shuixi in the past, this time she was finally able to fight back, so she couldn't help being very excited... Although the other person who was teased at the same time was my good roommate, the joy of fighting back at this moment has long been higher than that Everything, let love wander the world in the memories, it has nothing to do with her!

For a while, Gongping became crazy again.

"Tell me, who are you doing, and how are you going to do it? If the goddess says a word, we will fight!"

"I gave you a [-]% discount, and you still bargained with me. Heh, I misjudged the person. After all, you are still the same as those women."

"Tie this fish mother up, right? No problem, it's a trivial matter! Do you want to tie it to the stool or the bed?"

"It's been a long time since I saw the goddess showing a gratifying smile. What is the origin of this fish mother?"

_(._.)"∠)_: The city will play.

Against the wind and chopping clouds: The effect is so obvious, why can’t you understand my good intentions? – “Do you want to understand this kindness?

Tang Jingjing silently listened to Qu Shuixi and smiled to resolve the embarrassment, and sang the most popular songs on the public screen one after another, just like every time she saw someone posting Yushui jokes on Weibo, she laughed The laugh is an understatement.

Is this kind of reaction too calm? If you really like someone, shouldn’t you blushing and frowning and stamping your feet when you are teased as a joke, lowering your head shyly and choking out “hate” for a long time?But...Thinking about it carefully, these reactions are really not suitable for Qu Shuixi's temperament.

Tang Jingjing wanted to figure out more of what she wanted from her tone, but she had no choice but to think about these details because her EQ seemed to have been low.

_(._.)"∠)_: Zhan Yun, to be honest, do you think Er Shui really likes me?

Headwind Zhanyun: I can't guarantee this, but I think the possibility is very high.

Against the Wind and Zhanyun: Didn't she say it herself, if finding someone of the opposite sex doesn't go well with her, why not find someone of the same sex to live with?This concept is not common to ordinary people. Even if she has no thoughts about you at all, maybe if you confess, she is willing to try to get along with you?

_(._.)”∠)_: Don’t be comforting me.

Headwind Zhanyun: What do you do to comfort you?To comfort you, do you have a wife to marry or money to take?Let me comfort you, can you still make a promise with your body?If I'm comforting you, I'm an idiot even stupider than you.

_(._.)”∠)_: I don’t think you, a general defeated in love, are qualified to call me an idiot here.

Against the wind and chop the cloud: let's make friends today [bye]

Hey, I've been friends... Then talk to him after twelve o'clock.

Thinking about it, Tang Jingjing ruthlessly closed the private chat window. She had no intention of coaxing anyone, but turned up the loudness of the external speaker a lot. She ran to the living room and listened to the music while drinking a few glasses of cold water to calm herself down and calm herself down. I finally returned to the computer.

Time passed quickly, and the New Year's Eve fireworks were gradually set off outside the window. Qu Shuixi stopped singing around 10:30, and chatted with everyone as usual.

The number of people who have stayed until now has been much less, about [-] people, chatting and chatting, just sent away the previous year of fulfillment or depression.

At this time in the past, Tang Jingjing would feel that the goddess seemed to be very close to her suddenly. At this time, the words she typed on the public screen were most likely to be read out and responded to by her... In fact, Qu Shuixi’s annual song meeting has less to say Three or four games, but for Tang Jingjing, as long as she can talk to her once a year, she will be so moved that she feels that this year has not been in vain.

Looking back now, I was really too easy to be satisfied at the beginning, unlike now, there are so many messy thoughts in my mind all day long, and I am entangled in my heart, and I am afraid that she will be afraid if I talk about it.

In fact, confession is a very simple sentence, but she just can't muster up the courage to say the simple words... The person who is not afraid of anything in this life, just like this, has been cowardly in Qushuixi time and time again. in front of.

What a mystery.

Tang Jingjing yawned and suddenly felt sleepy.

Qu Shuixi said the end of the show on YY, and more than half of them walked away at once. After a whole night of watching the public screen, after a lot of good night and happy new year, it gradually quieted down.

Tang Jingjing was about to say goodnight to Qu Shuixi, when she dragged her into the private chat room where she usually recorded songs.

"I've been wanting to talk about something. You remind me of one of my students." Qu Shuixi's voice was not loud. After all, he was tired after talking and singing all night: "During the mid-term exam last semester, my first The first time I heard him sing, the piano was in one tune, and he was in the same tune. The students below were all laughing, but he continued to sing his own, and his anti-interference ability was very good. Later, I looked at the grades of their class and found that he was in their class. Straight A student."

"No way, it's been a few hours before you came to comfort me? Fortunately, the thickness of my skin is as amazing as my own anti-interference ability, otherwise the glass heart will be broken into slag." Tang Jingjing said, laughing, singing Shui Xi came here to comfort her, but she was still very happy.

She was too embarrassed to tell Qu Shuixi that when she sang that scary song, she was very frank in her heart, and she didn't feel ashamed at all, at most she just felt a little sorry for other people's ears.

"It's not consolation, it's just that I remembered this and just wanted to tell you." Qu Shuixi said with a smile: "There is another thing."

"what's up?"

"When I was eating wonton opposite the school at noon today, a handsome guy came to me and asked for my phone number."

"Then did you give it to him?"

"Give it, you know I'm someone who doesn't know how to say no."

Tang Jingjing froze for two seconds, yawned intentionally, and said, "Oh...it's getting late, go to sleep."

Qu Shuixi felt the full of jealousy she wanted to feel, and said reluctantly: "I haven't finished talking yet, why sleep! Listen to me!"

"Stop listening, go to bed." I don't want to hear the story of her exchanging cell phone numbers with other men...

"Go to sleep, you will die after listening to me!" Qu Shuixi insisted.

"Okay, okay." Tang Jingjing no longer struggled: "Go ahead."

"Stop talking! Go to bed! Good night!" Qu Shuixi said, immediately retreated YY, and walked briskly with contentment, twirling in small circles and jumping into the bathroom.

"Don't." Before Tang Jingjing finished her sentence, Qu Shuixi went offline. She stared blankly at the small room where she was left alone for a while, and murmured: "You said it..."

_(._.)"∠)_: I seem to have made Er Shui angry again.

Head against the wind and chop the clouds: In the process of breaking up friendship, don't disturb [smile]