My past life was a fan of all men

As soon as the post was uploaded, it received widespread attention, and many netizens left comments under the post.

The most handsome egg and meat flower noodles: What's wrong with this world, you are still so young to come out to set up a stall to pretend to be a magic stick, and you don't even think about how much you weigh, with those small arms and legs.

Hate that I'm not a handsome guy: Yes, the adults in the family must have forced him to drop out of school and come out to cheat, but he also sent an older and decent guy. He is still so young, and he looks pretty good, so he came out to make money go!Ha ha ha [smile

I just want to eat spicy and spicy beef pot: I will buy one upstairs... I agree with you, that handsome appearance is so beautiful, I like this one. 【Slobber

Landlord: Come on guys, this is an anti-counterfeiting forum, not a coming out forum, please get back to the topic. [serious face

There was a lot of noise in the forum that night.Almost all the netizens who followed the post left a message saying: Such shameful behavior must be curbed. What we pursue is truth, goodness and beauty, and we will never allow such "fake" things to come out and dirty our eyes.

Just when everyone was arguing, a netizen named Picking up trash and not wanting to grow up left a message saying: "He is a real master of Chinese martial arts, it's true."

Mo Lang is currently turning on the TV in a small bungalow in the slums, watching variety shows. He holds a few skewers of barbecue in his left hand and a popsicle in his right. He is very comfortable. Mo Lang, who has never eaten a popsicle, said: "This It is even more in line with the national teacher's appetite than delicacies from mountains and seas!"

He cocked his legs while eating barbecue. Although he hadn't gained much for two consecutive days, Mo Lang said that the jade ring he got from the little ghost today was not bad, at least it could help him recover a little bit of skill. Actually, that jade ring It was a family heirloom of the little girl, so he didn't dare to take the little ghost's jade ring casually, and even gave the little ghost a magic talisman that he had consecrated to keep him safe, hoping that the girl and her younger brother would be able to save themselves from danger in the future Bar.

Of course Mo Lang, who was grinning at the host of a variety show, would not know, but now the friends on the forum are sparing no effort at him.

Landlord: Picking up junk and not wanting to grow up, how do you know that he is a real martial arts master? (⊙o⊙)?

Picking up junk and not wanting to grow up: because I am the one who kneels down to him.It was he who helped me today, and my brother was able to turn danger into fortune.

The most handsome egg noodles: You must be lying, how could it be such a coincidence, we uploaded a photo on the forum, and you immediately came out and said that you are the one kneeling down. "

Jingruzi: Yes, it must be fake.How do you prove that you are the man who knelt down?Explosive photos!

People who followed the post all left messages asking for photos of "picking up junk and not wanting to grow up".It's just that "picking up trash and not wanting to grow up" is still watching her younger brother with a broken foot in the hospital, and she doesn't check the comments under the post anymore. She thinks that as long as she says that she is the one who kneels , can give the master of martial arts a clean slate.

It's been a long time.

Landlord: "I don't want to grow up by picking up junk" Are you still there?

Jingruzi: Landlord, he must be lying, so he didn't dare to expose the photos.big liar. →_→

After a night of discussion, there was a "hot" at the top of the post.

The next day, Mo Lang rode his bicycle to the foot of the green mountain before dawn as before. He ran to the top of the mountain, sat cross-legged under the big banyan tree and closed his eyes to rest his mind. With the help of the jade ring on his finger, he He took in ten times more essence today than in the previous two days. After absorbing the essence, he felt light and light, as if he could fly. He walked towards the valley full of mountain flowers refreshed. After shouting a few times, all the birds still flew out together, so amazing.

He stretched out his hands, leaped down from the top of the mountain to the valley, and flew in the valley with many birds in the valley like a flying roc.The breeze was blowing on his handsome face, and he once again felt that his essence was growing rapidly. There was a valley in the middle of the canyon, passing through a waterfall, and he jumped into it.

There are many rare flowers and plants blooming in the valley, not only Ganoderma lucidum, but also Millennium Ginseng and Soul Grass. His leap from the top of the mountain is the most correct thing he has done in modern times. Because of this leap, he has discovered everything. It is a cave that no one has stepped into for many years. There are blue-purple essences floating everywhere in this cave. It is the best place for practitioners to practice and of course it is also the best place for him to recover his power.In this cave, there are not only rare flowers and plants, but also fairy fruits and bubbling hot springs.

He didn't dare to stay in the cave for a long time, but he wrote a sign in the cave, which said "the number one national teacher in the world", and then he flew out of the cave with his feet wide open, and he went against the direction of the waterfall. Flying to the top of the mountain, when he touched the ground with his toes, he turned his head and looked at the steep valley. If he hadn't found a cave under the valley, maybe 1 years later, no one would have found it.

Mo Lang ran to the foot of the mountain, found his bicycle, and pedaled towards the alley beside the market.When he came to the alley, he found the small table before, set up a stall in a remote corner, and still hung his white cloth of "the number one national teacher in the world".

The host who took a photo here yesterday and posted it on the forum came to the alley again. He came here before dawn today, but he waited in the alley for a long time but he didn't see the one with the "No. [-] National Teacher in the World" hanging on it. Just when he wanted to leave the stall, he saw the guy who set up the stall yesterday walking towards him with his bicycle in one hand and stepping on the sun.

He stared blankly at Mo Lang. Yesterday when he saw someone kneeling and begging Mo Lang in the pear blossom rain, he only thought about cracking down on fakes, and he didn't have time to seriously see the appearance of the little magic stick.

He stood there and stared at it for a long time before he came back to his senses. "Damn! Why is he more than ten times more handsome than the man in the photo? His eyes are deep and powerful. On his fair face, under the sword eyebrows, there are actually a pair of peach blossom eyes that seduce the soul. It seems true You can rely on your own face to eat!"

After seeing Mo Lang set up the stall, he walked up to Mo Lang, and said to Mo Lang arrogantly, "How much is it once?"

Mo Lang raised his head and glanced at him, it turned out to be a kid. "100 yuan is counted once, and it is only counted as luck. If you want to count your studies or peach blossoms, you have to give me another 100."

The man was slightly taken aback, why is fortune-telling so expensive now?He exhaled from his mouth and blew the bangs on his curved eyebrows. He sat in front of Mo Lang's booth a little depressed. Spend such a 100 yuan! "Then tell me about it."

"What's your name?"

The man raised his thick eyebrows and said, "My name is Sun Ran."

Mo Lang took a look at his face. His facial features were clean and handsome, and the corners of his eyes were upturned. He looked like he was born with a golden key in his mouth. He took Sun Ran's hand, opened his palm, looked at it and said, "What do you pour yourself? There is no shortage, the five elements belong to water, and water can bring wealth and talents. Presumably you were born into a wealthy family with slender fingertips, and you must be among the best in your studies.

While listening, Sun Ran pursed his lips and smiled. He thought to himself: Who would not say such kind words? The police arrested you.His heart is also flattered.

Mo Lang also found it strange that a kid would come to him to tell his fortune for no reason, but he still insisted that making money is the most important thing, and then he said slowly: But your family is going to be in trouble in the near future.

Hearing these words, Sun Ran frowned suddenly, turned his face to look at Mo Lang and said, "What's wrong with my family?"

"Seeing that there is a bad luck under your tall nose bridge, which means that your family has a lot of bad luck recently."

Sun Ran glanced at Mo Lang coldly, and snorted with the corner of his mouth curled up, "Why should I believe you, you've been talking nonsense all this time."

Mo Lang didn't want to say anything more, but seeing that Sun Ran was the first one who took the initiative to ask for his fortune-telling, it was also predestined, so he said to him: "You have an older brother and an older sister in your family, and you are the youngest in the family. You grew up under the protection of your parents, sister and brother, and your father is an official, and the official rank is not young, am I right?"

The more Sun Ran listened, the expression on his face became stiffer, he bit his thin lip, and said to Mo Lang, "How do you know?"

Mo Lang just shook his head, sighed and said, "Of course I know it from your face and palmistry."

No matter what Sun Ran said, he was a high-achieving student who received modern education, and he would never easily believe the words of a 17-year-old little magician. He took out 100 yuan from his pocket and put it on Mo Lang's desk, and then walked away up.

Mo Lang didn't want to keep Sun Ran, after all, the catastrophe in his family couldn't be solved by just giving a magic talisman.He shook his head, then picked up the feather fan he made himself, and sat in front of the booth to fan the wind.

School will start in two days. Today, Mo Lang set up a stall and closed it at noon. A few Taoist priests on the side sneered and said to him: "Well, little brother, this arithmetic is not easy to mess with. You have to be real." You can do it yourself, you should hurry up and stop suffering here."

Mo Lang held the wooden box in his hand, turned around with a spring breeze and said with a slight smile, "I'll be back tomorrow." After speaking, he walked to the place where the bicycle was parked, put the wooden box on the stool behind the bicycle, Then he rode his bicycle to "A City No. [-] Middle School".

All the Taoist priests glanced at Mo Lang coldly, then shook their heads from side to side together, and said in unison: "Young man, why are you bothering?!" Life is really threatening!

After Mo Lang took out 1000 yuan from his wallet, he rode his bicycle to the gate of "City A No. [-] Middle School". He could feel how future generations hoped that he could walk into the gate of this school as a freshman. , and this wish, Mo Lang said, he will definitely help future generations realize it, as long as it is too late for future generations, he wants to make up for it, no matter how hard and tiring, he can't wrong future generations!